#will be really funny if marc wins in the second half lmao

[flyingfabio]

one says marc is the best and rightfully points out he is a level above the other riders on the same bike spec while another says ''they said marc was going to win with ducati and now they say he doesn't have the same bike''

levels.

[peniswentz]

On my baseball blog, I made a post about things I hate about baseball, because of my url. Might as well do the same with hockey, here we go:

Starting with the obvious, hockey culture. As a whole.

Gritty. No I'm not sorry. I used to find him so annoying, and though I could tolerate him a little now, sometimes he still makes me angry.(EDIT: I'm just gonna say all mascots. I'm sorry for the gritty slander, I don't know what I was thinking😔)

The lack of personality of every player, except for maybe a few.

Defensemen most of the time.

Refs. We saw this coming.

Kyle Dubas, for so so many reasons. I could make a seperate list. /j

The way my dad and I could predict trades without predicting them. It's complicated.

When I first really got into hockey, Andre Burakovsky got traded to the avs, and when I found out I was insanely happy, only to burst into tears after finding out Tyson Barrie was traded to the leafs.

I am now a leafs fan as a result.

When the avs played the stars in the playoffs, the avs broadcast did a close up of roope hintz doing a hair flip, and that's how I fell in love with him. After the avs lost, I was just. Why.

Every gray reverse retro jersey makes me angry.

Free agency.

Marc-Andre Fleury is not a Pittsburgh Penguin.

God forbid I read the name Wayne Gretzky on my dash, because I WILL start crying because of a cursed mem or something stupid

I can't take myself seriously wearing my Aho jersey because I look like a six year old child wearing their parent's coat or something. You can't see my hands.

I refuse to believe anyone can be as tall as Zdeno Chara. Like how THE FUCK.

Alternatively, I am 2 inches taller tha Nathan Gerbe, and that is HILARIOUS.

Ball Arena

Let's play a game: Do I blame the goalie or the defense for that stupid goal???

I miss seeing my friend at school every day because he's a wild fan and he once said that the Avalanch didn't have hands  proceeded to show me a picture of an actual avalanche. Please learn to shut up, ANDREW.

Let goalies score more goals, cowards.

Captainless teams make me forget they exist.

There was a time in my life where I was terrified of Zach Hyman. I don't know why.

A team is trailing by one with a couple minutes left in the period. They have an empty net. The winning team ends up taking a penalty, so now the losing team is on the PP with an EN only needing one more goal to go into OT. HOW IS THAT LEGAL?!???!?

My grandma probably has a crush on half the players(do I count this?? It's funny sometimes)

The Tkachuk brothers. I don't hate them, I just hate that I like them now (In other words, I somewhat simp for them)

Anyone who hates the storm surge. You hate having fun, don't you?

When I was little, I thought orange and blue were so cool, because the Senver Broncos, my home football team. First off, THEY SUCK, and second, the Isles and Oilers ruined that for me.

I get along with a lot of bruins fans for me being a leafs fan lmao

Every player ever being interviewed sounds the exact same, change my mind.

This list is too long, I think something is wrong with me.

The expansion draft is set out to kill me.

Just like in the baseball list, every team, no matter who is just trying to hurt me as much as possible.

I will actually cry if a player from a team I don't even like gets traded. I don't follow the team, I just don't wanna see them in a different jersey, because it's weird.

Half of the nicknames I have heard give me so much pain. Imagine your nickname being lil jizzy.

I'm stopping the list here, maybe I'll add on, idk