#whyyyy am i like this. he was hot

[ebbarights]

turning over at 2am suddenly realising that 1. i had a crush on that guy i worked with two summers ago and 2. he was actively flirting with me and i was shutting him down

[nateezfics]

hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))

[moggie-bear]

I called him pookie and he said "that's weird"

:((((

I HAVE NO RIZZ, BOYS ARE WEIRD. Why can't he just like me

Also his code name is giraffe lol

[thatfantasylovingdork]

Me: imma listen to a comparison of all Starscream's voice actors cuz I need to hear his voice right now 😍

Me, after listening: oh god Steve Blum does a SEXY voice, that's it I'm done I got turned on by a robot, lol what is wrong with me

[running-in-the-dark]

sooooo

I'm 32 now

when can I expect to finally grow out of getting obsessed with men people stuff? I'm waiting....

[moowithmidnight]

Watching criminal minds for the first time- I’m still only halfway through S7 but I have some thoughts on both the characters and the fandom-

1. This fandom infantilizes the shit out of Reid and it’s wildly ironic considering how much he canonically hates that. Also, I am so sorry, but that man is not as hot as y’all insist he is-

2. I fully believe the only reason there’s like no Rossi love is because y’all don’t want to fuck him. As a resident lesbian, let me say that I love Hotch so much, but Rossi is so funny and his relationships with the team are severely underrated.

3. Whyyyy do they make Morgan so chill 90% of the time and then he just comes swinging out of the gate with wildly misogynistic shit?? It actually makes me angry. Like his whole thing with Elle, and the way he basically slut-shamed Emily when he was pissed at her about Doyle? Wild.

4. Y’all will call the female characters stuck-up/bitchy/entitled for doing the exact same things you praise the male characters for, and it’s so obvious it’s wild,,,

5. Actively disliking Garcia is such a red flag, end of discussion.

6. Elle lashing out at Hotch is not a valid reason to dislike her unless you also dislike literally every other main character. Seriously. They’ve pretty much all unfairly lashed out at other members of the team when under extreme stress (Dilaudid, Prince of Darkness, Doyle, etc.) and never apologized on-screen for it.

7. Hotch is genuinely a really good unit chief- mans is pretty much constantly killing it

8. Penelope & Hotch are such an underrated duo, every time they interact Hotch is so sweet to her, and it’s obvious how much they respect each other. 20/10 relationship

9. There’s no ship that I actually LOVE between the BAU members. Spencer/Elle and Emily/JJ are probably the two I like the most, but nothing I love

10. I really wish they had tried to give Seaver a personality beyond “replacement J.J.” but straight up hating her is wild to me.

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

o.k I am a fan of bruce wayne/batman, so i would like you to write where bruce wayne has a short-size bossy assistant, reader who knew about his batman vigilante secret and he has a secret crush on him. She teased him, one day wearing a short skirt in a hot summer, made him want to bang her against the office table

The Proposal

So estastic to finally have a night off work, I enthusiastically hum while the evening news plays low in the background as I put the finishing touches on my look. Running my fingers through my long, soft, dark tresses, I twist left and right to asses my sultry outfit through the body length mirror on the wall of my bedroom. I do one spin, then another, smirking at the way my mini skirt barely covers my plump chocolate rear.

I cannot believe Bruce is actually gonna let me outta his sight for more than 2 seconds. It's a God damn miracle and I plan on shakin my ass with my girls all night while sippin the fruitiest dranks I can buy. That is till I hear my phone vibrate and beep from my vanity beside me, notifying me of an incoming text. Hmm.. Need I guess who the fuck that is? I roll my eyes as I grab my phone and see a text from Bruce Wayne tellin, not askin, me to come do his bidding.

Bruce: Hey, honey. Come by the office round 10 tonight and drop of the proposal we've been working on.

Seriously? It was my first night off in 2 weeks and here's comes the infamous Batman, swoopin in to destroy my plans. So, his sexy ass refuses to fuck me and release the tension from years of workin under him but not letting me actually be under him- yet commands I wait on him hand and foot.

My eyes almost tear up from the immediate disappointment and frustration I feel. Not being dicked down in over a year was making my need for a good fuck damn near animalistic. The concept of a fun evening with the possibility of gettin some dick, since Bruce's fine ass ignored each and every one of my filthy advances, is now completely ruined; makes me have to take a deep breath before I pick up my glitter encased cellphone.

Me: Whyyyy? This is the only night I have off for like another couple of weeks and I have plans. Can't you reschedule?

His response back is lighting fast and I can't help but give a small giggle as I imagine his sexy stern ass all frowned up, nostrils flaring at the prospect of me not givin in to his demands instantly. Bruce isn't the kinda man that likes to be told no. Plus, the proposal we'd recently been working on was imperative to the deal he was currently trying to close. Still, I wouldn't be me if I didn't turn into a full blown brat with him for impeding my plans.

Bruce: Late night meeting, no cannot reschedule. Also, thought you said you were staying home tonight..

Me: Omfg Bruce. My girls begged me to go out tonight so I changed my mind! Didn't know I had to goddamn call and let you know.

Jesus did this man have to always interrogate me on every aspect of my life? He knows everything about me- though it was fair to say I knew him almost as well as Alfred. And it was kinda exciting to secretly know about his extracurricular activities, even if that had less to do with any honesty on his part and more to do with my snoopy ass overhearing a heated conversation between him and his long time friend about hanging up the the towel.

Bruce: Well now you know, sweetheart. What time will you be here?

Condescending bastard! He really never has a doubt that he can bend me to his every whim and normally he fucking can but it's time to get a rile outta him.

Me: Well if I gotta cancel my plans to get some fuckin dick tonight then I think I'll take my sweet fuckin time!

His response isn't as quick this time but it's short enough to know I ticked him off. Serves him right, his 'I can't have you but nobody else can' attitude was tiring.

Bruce: You have 15 minutes.

I roll my eyes at his attempt to scare me as I pull up the Uber app and tap in his office's address. Before I can confirm I hear a firm knock on my apartments front door and Alfred's voice speaking loudly from the other side.

"Ms. y/l/n, Mr. Wayne has sent me to come get you. I've recently been updated that he's in no mood to be kept waiting."

Uh oh, perhaps I should've thought this through. I'm not sure how mad he is or what he'll say when he sees me and now I'm directly and knowingly heading into to the lions cage.

"Coming!" I yell back, grabbing the file from drawer and heading for the door.

30 mins later

I exit the elevator and quickly rush to the where Bruce waits for me, catching a glimpse of my reflection through the glass walls of the other conference rooms. I wish I had time to change the skimpy outfit adorning my frame, doing nothing to contain my juicy ass cheeks as I lightly jog to the room where the meetings being held.

I don't bother knocking, quickly entering the room silently. Walking up behind Bruce sitting like a king at the end of the table as he talks on his cellphone, leaning back lazily in his chair with spread legs. His hips flex in his crisp midnight blue suit as he readjusts himself in his seat. The hefty bulge between his legs draws my eyes for a hot second as he spins slowly in his chair to look at me.

It's as if in an instant he's hungry, eyes sharply roving over every inch of me as he licks his lips sensually. He openly stares at the way my mini skirt barely covers my bottom, how my sheer top does nothing to hide my puckered nipples. The loud expletive he groans out as he eyefucks me goes straight to my empty core, has my abandoned, untouched little hole fluttering as I start to get wet.

"Nah I'm good, stomache ache. Let them know who you're here for when you arrive and someone will let you up. We can go over the proposal and see if you agree to the terms."

Bruce hangs up and sets his phone on the long light brown table that stretches across the room as he looks at me slowly from head to toe; wide dark brown eyes that linger at my plump tits and curvy hips. His mouth open and closes a few times, his shoulders now tense as hell as he sits stiff in his seat and stares at my outfit.

"You really are a fuckin brat, you know that? Did I not fuckin tell you to be here in 15?" He snarls at me, quickly standing to grab the file from between my fingers and toss it next to his phone.

The aggressive action has me swiftly backing up, not being able to take more than few steps before my back hits the wall. Absolutely shocked at the way he stalks towards me, arm quickly stretching out to grip my throat. One of his thick eyebrows remain raised as he waits for me to respond.

"I'm sor- sorry, sir. Traffic-" I stutter out, voice low.

"Yeah the fuck right, dont gimme that bullshit. We both know you think you can say and do whatever the fuck you want with me and I'm not into that, sweetheart. Unless you count me enjoyin punishing your pretty ass for it." He tells me, leaning so close that the tips of our noses almost touch.

My heart pounds as his hand squeezes a bit firmer at my neck, the other smoothing down the side of my tits and torso to my hips and thick brown thighs. The bulky protrusion between his legs presses against my center, makin me weakly grasp at his suit jacket as I lewdly hump at him.

"You look so damn gorgeous rubbing against me like this. Almost distracts me from the fact that you left your house dressed like a fuckin whore."

The mean words and sharp smack to the inside of my thigh makes me yelp his name pathetically; has me spreading my legs as I try to fuck him through his clothing, already so damn close to beggin him to touch me. The sting of the slap is so welcoming, has my eyes and pussy simultaneously getting wet.

"Look at you, tiny little fuckin skirt.. Bet you woulda showed off all my fuckin curves tonight huh? Would done more than that. What didcha say earlier? You had plans to get some dick tonight?" He asks me, pressing me closer between him and the wall.

Bruce smells so fuckin good, the clean smell of a fresh shower and his Burberry cologne mixing deliciously. That plus the shock of his abrasive approach quickly culminates into wanton need. I can't care that I'm already rendered speechless, that I can only gasp for air like a fish outta water at his filthy words.

"You sure fuckin do. But now you wanna be quiet, cant even answer cause your slidin that little pussy allover my lap. Now you wanna act like your my good girl. Actin like your nothing more than my own little slut. Cant take you constantly goading me into fucking you whenever you see me. I can't goddamn take it anymore!"

He lets go of my throat to drop to his knees and lift my mini skirt up. Doesn't waste a second pulling my silky baby blue thong to the side and slurping at the opening of my pussy. I wail as he messily licks inside of me, his tongue jabbing repeatedly to get inside. Nails of both hands scratching at the wall behind me, I come unglued at the intense pleasure he suddenly forces on me.

"Plee- ahhh! P-pleeeeeea-se! Haah, uhnuhnuhnuhn Bru- ah!!" I stutter out my pleasure as I look down and meet his eyes.

The way he takes me in as he devours has me trembling even more against his mouth. As much as I need this, I'm too fucking sensitive. From the way Bruce stares as he eats me it's obvious he knows; is fucking using it to his advantage as his grips each of my ass cheeks and pulls me onto his mouth and fucks me with his tongue as deep as he can. His filthy moans about how good I taste but how bad I am are muffled against my cunt.

His right hand slides down my smooth brown skin, rubbing and groping my thick thighs. He sensually massages down my leg to my calf before slowly making his way back up to my clenched cheeks. A hard smack resonates through me and I shove upwards off his mouth from the impact. His answering growl as he pulls me backs down is clear: don't fucking pull away again.

"Toomuch! Ohohoh pleeeeeeease Bruce!"

He sends me into a blissful spiral, the intense sensation spiking in my core. I'm begging for the torture to end, for him to make me cum. But he only wiggles his tongue inside me widly as he moves his hands to my pussy lips and spreads them wider so he can get deeper.

My eyes must be at the back of my skull from the force of how they roll eye back. I wordlessly plead for reprieve, which he seems to only delight in. He chuckles heartily into the pink of me as he leers at my tits jiggling underneath my shirt.

I'm sure my souls about to rip out my body when I feel his thumb lightly swipe at my throbbing clit once. The tumultuous orgasm tumbling to the surface frightens me, has me seriously doubting my endurance to take it. So it's no fault of mine that I tug at my bosses short brown locks, ripping his swollen lips from my frantically pulsating pussy. He stares at me through narrowed eyes, his straight nose inna prominent snarl as I apologize profusely.

"Imsorryi'msorryi'msorry!" I rush out with heavy breaths and a heaving chest.

"No the fuck you're not, goddamn brat." He spits out as he stands and lifts me up against his strong chest with hands to the back of my thighs.

Walking me to the conference table, Bruce's sits me down atop it. He says nothing, towering above me as he looks down at while unbuckling his belt. His stare is lecherous while unbottoms his pants, so god damn domineering as he pulls out his twitching monster cock and presses it through the wetness between my legs.

It's not gonna fit, no way it'll fit. His dick is to thick, somehow his tip flaring out to become even wider. It's fuckin scary and thats without describing the girthy shaft. Still, I moan at the breathtaking feeling of him tappin the head at my opening. Even though my sweaty body is tense, my insides quiver rapidly hoping to catch his tip.

"I have a proposal for you too, y/n.." He leans in close to whisper against my lips, blocking me from the view of his fat cock at my entrance. "Your gonna take this dick like a good girl and I might not fuck your pretty little mouth and bust down your throat till your unconscious. You agree to the terms?"

I nod slowly, helplessly, my gaze briefly straying to his swollen mouth. Knowing how he ate me moments before and the way he damn near pins me to the table now that he's not letting me go till he's done.

"Look at you being a good girl for once." He compliments, smacking my sensitive clit with his rigid dick over and over.

My eyes roll back as I shout Bruce's name repeatedly, feeling my orgasm race back to the surface with double the intensity. My frame shakes like a leaf underneath him as my back arches and I dig my nails into the wood table beneath me. My mean ass boss only slaps his dick at my pulsing little gem quicker, drinking in my frantic reaction.

He greedily soaks in my pitiful body in the throes of the best orgasm I've ever received. The smile on his face is sinister, so damn dangerous as he replaces his dick with his thumb, sliding the head of his dick to my opening and shoving between my drenched, unprepared fluttering walls.

Time almost seems to stand still, as my lids fly open and I choke, trying and failing to pull in a gasping breaths against his pretty pink lips as he bullies his cock into my pussy while I'm still cumming. He groans like a wounded animal and I'm fucking alarmed that he actually gets in on the first push, though no explanation is needed for the unbearable pressure weighing in my gut.

My legs kick out behind him uncontrollably while I grip onto his suit jacket for dear life and stare at him with big teary eyes. Try as I might to inch off Bruce's cock by scooting backwards, I don't get very far before he's gripping me and pullin me back onto his leaking dick by my neck again.

"Keep. Fuckin. Still!"

Each word accentuated by him sliding in and out of my little hole. His other hand holds himself above me as he fucks into me roughly. My head thrashes side to side as I apologize nonstop. Hair from my two buns loosens and falls, sticking to the perspiration on my face.

"Oooooooh fuck, I can't believe I waited so loooong! Ah, ah, ah, pussyfeelssogood! Uhn, fuck y/n! Not gonna last, too damn tight.. so weeet! Haaaaah!"

His cock digs deep, finally in a bit more than half way as he pumps into me ferociously. It's so fuckin amazing, nothings ever felt so good, so intense. I light years beyond coherence as drool unknowingly seeps from the corner of my mouth as I share my pleasure into the air. All my strength is split between processing the sensations between my legs and breathing.

"Fuuuuuck, sweety.. Gonna make me nut so damn hard. You want that? Fill that pretty little pussy till I can't anymore?

Bruce's grip around my throat tightens and it's a bit hard to breath but my normal reaction of instant panic is delayed by the dizzy feeling filling my head. I'm unaware of the suffocating clenches my pussy gives the big dick invading my insides as he huffs and puffs his pleasure at my ear.

"Ooooh shit, your so perfecttome! Haaaa! Mmmm sweetheart, made for me huh? Uhn, thaaaas a good fuckin girl!"

His back hunches him over my body as he stabs in to the hilt, grinding his pelvis into mine as holds my seizing body to the table. The sudden unlimited pressure against my button sends me off; I take in as much air as I can unaware that my hips lightly hump back at him. Black and white spots dot in and out of my vision as the pressure in my tummy explodes through my battered cunt.

I squirt all over Bruce's suit, sliding my hands through his freshly cut hair down his neck to claw at his thick, muscular shoulders. His name is all I know as I desperately cry it out more times than I can count. No man has fucked to the point of tears and I'd tell him that if I could formulate sentences at the moment.

But I know he's in the same boat as his fingers loosen around my neck and he bites his lip hard, eyebrows drawn together from the way my pussy milks the cum from his cock.

"Oh heeell.. Fuuuuuuuuck, take it honey! Aaaaahhh, that's it, allforyouy/n! Take this nut like a gooooood giiiirrrrl!" He groans, eyes locked where we connect as he continuously pumps into me at his leisure.

It feels foreign but oh so fuckin welcoming as large splashes of cum gush my already soakin wet pussy. My needy insides clasp at Bruce's cock as if demanding he shoot more. He definitely fulfills his promise of stuffing my puffy cunt till she leaks.

"Mmmmm.. oh my fuckin God princess. You okay?" He asks between tiny grunts of pleasure, his hips still slowly pumping his cock into me.

I'm not sure how he expects me to answer; my lungs feel tight and my head is so fuzzy. I fight to steady my breathing, fingers remaining inna death grip around his shoulders. I finally feel the heavy trails of make up streaking down my chest and my wavy hair sticking to my sweaty temples. I know I looked fucked out to the max.

I can't even muster energy to cover myself as my head falls limply to the right and I see a group of men staring lewdly at us through the glass walls, each with a tented bulge in their business attire.

Bruce's phone beeps at that moment and he leans over slightly to read the text aloud.

"We agree to your terms of the proposal." He says with a dazzling smile.

Yeah, I fucking bet..

[alipeeps]

Episode 16

I'm ready for the pain. *whimpers* Bring it on...

.......

Whyyyy is Zhu Yan's (much shorter) hair fully grey when he was younger? Is my boy vain? Did he start colouring it as he got older? 😂

Okay so young Li Lun is a sulky bitch. I'm getting "teenager forced to come on a family holiday and determined to hate it just because" vibes...

Why do I feel like I know the dragon mountain god somewhere?

*goes to check MDL*

Meh, he's done this and My Journey to You (which I only got a few eps into before getting distracted) and two movies that I've not seen. So, no idea why he seems familiar.

Though for some reason (his styling maybe - with the braids and the hint of moustache?) he is giving me Nie Mingjue vibes...

Ahahahaaaa they knew in advance that Zhu Yin was skanky!! 😁

Gotta say (I have mentioned it before) I am loving the narrative device they keep using in this show where they flash back to a previous scene and show more of it/detail that we didn't get shown the first time around that completely reframes the current scene and shows that they were expecting this and had stuff planned in advance...

But wherrrre is my boy Bai Jui during all this? Ying Lei asked this earlier and Zhuo Yichen said he should be with Pei Sijing... I took that at the time to mean they still had no idea that Sijing is the spy and thought he was somewhere safe with her... but could it mean that they do know/suspect and they maybe sent Bai Jiu after her, knowing she would spot him and (trusting she wouldn't actually hurt or kill him - which is a big risk tbh?) would have to stay and guard him, thus keeping Bai Jiu away from the fight *and* taking Sijing out of the fight?

Aiya... Ying Lei living up to his potential as a mountain god...

Uhoh, dragon boy is fighting back with his weather-controlling powers.

And Li Lun is just standing there not doing shit. 😂 Like... dude... they are all occupied with either holding the area or spell-casting inside it. You could just walk up and stab em and they wouldn't be able to do much to fight you off...

Oh shit no... dragon dude is not controlling the weather... he's making it night time rather than day...

Which means... blood moon

Oh SHIT!

Welp Zhu Yan pulling in all the malicious qi has at least dealt with the creatures outside the gate... but on the other hand you've now got a MUCH bigger problem!!

Well fuck

So the Baize token was what was shackling Li Lun and that's why he wanted it broken... bullshit about breaking the barrier between the wasteland and the mortal world so demons could be free was just the lie he sold Zhu Yin to get him on board (just like the lie he sold Qing Geng - this is his modus operandi)

God this is glorious imagery...

Goddamit though, Zhu Yan has absorbed all the malicious qi and very clearly lost control but all he does for the longest time is just hover there... he doesn't immediately go on an indiscriminate rampage. I can only imagine him spending all that time hovering just... trying to cling to control...?

And the first person he *does* go for is Zhu Yin, who betrayed him and his friends.

Ugh the dismissive ease with which he shrugs off the mountain god's power...

Oh man, the slow deliberate malice in the way he moves...

I shouldn't be finding this expression hot AF, right?

OMG look at how distressed he is - even after everything Li Lun has done - at seeing his friend be sealed...

So... it was *again* a blood moon that caused Zhu Yan to kill Zhao Wan'er? But... where did the blood moon suddenly come from? Or did it appear *because* Zhu Yan started absorbing malicious qi?

The *sound* in this scene... no music at all... just silence and the over-loud, almost distorted-sounding sounds - slosh of the water from Wan'er's footsteps, her breathing, the washing of the waves....

So. Fucking. Atmospheric.

But wait, in this memory he attacks Wen Xiao and (it looks like?) ?breaks her neck? (Or does he just knock her unconscious?) That didn't happen though in the other depictions we've seen of this scene? Is this memory faked/altered? In fact... how the fuck can Li Lun be showing her a "memory" of shit that went down after he was sealed? He wasn't there to see any of this? I call bullshit! Unless... he somehow stole this memory from Zhu Yan?

Oh SHIT is the blood moon where he killed Wan'er the same one in which he attacked Demon Hunting Bureau?!!

This song by Hou Minghao is so melancholy and haunting... and even more playing over this scene...

Oh what the fuck Sijing actually fighting on the side of the good guys? Or is she...?

Also wtf happened to her boss who was outside the gate. Why has he not gotten involved in the latest shenanigans... he wants Zhu Yan's core still, doesn't he?

Oooh baby bro enters the fray!!

Using Ying Lei's blood to fire up the sword?!

Oooh divine blood, demon blood & the Bingyi clan blood on the sword = maximum effort!

Ooooooh is he faking? I've been slightly spoiled about Zhu Yan giving him immunity to his one word spell... are we gonna get another flashback showing that that already happened and Zhuo Yichen is once again pretending to be in a coma to get the upper hand?

Fuck WHAT?!! You end it THERE?!!!

And it's fucking 3am, I cannot watch another episode, I will have to go to bed and SUFFER until tomorrow!!

[pianostarinwonderland]

pov piano goes insane over azul (real)(not clickbait)

this ask was actually sent in the last octa manga update but it is relevant again with the new update

AND BYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD I HATEEEEEE THIS NEW UPDATE CAUSE WTJFHWKJHKEHKHSDHFKDSKFDSNFNJKSDNKF ???????????????

I'M STIL;;NOT OVER THE FUCKING UDPATE LIKE ??????? WHAT HTE FUCK ???????????????

LITERALLY ?? EVERYTHING I WOULD HAVE WANTED???/ IN ONE FUCKING UPDATE?????????

LIKE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

THE WAY THE CONTRACT COVERS ONE SIDE OF HIS FACE IS SOOOOO HOTTTTT LIKE ???G.,SD,GS 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

AND AND THE FUCKING WHATEVER THIS POSE IS

THE WAYYYYYYY HE'S SHOVING THAT CONTRACT IN FRONT OF YUUTA'S FACE WITH THAT KIND OF SMUG AUTHORITY OR WHATEEVR IDK WORDS WHAT ARE WORDS ANYMORE ??? EITHER WAY I AM MCFUCKING DOWN. DOWN I SAY. PLS LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

and then WAYYYYYYY HE LOOKS SOOOO DERANGED IN THESEE PANEL LIKE ??????

may i take your hand i want your hand i like your hand so much pls sir

god also the mirror to the og scene in the movie like. god. god god god. i love it im in love dear god dear god dear god

AND THIS ?? THIS ..

LIKE NOT ONLY IS THE URSULA PARALLEL RIGHT . THERE . BUT ALSO HE JUST LOOKS SOOOOOO EVIL AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S MY LOVE RIGHT THERE !!! MY DARLING, MY LOVE, LOOKING SO HOT AND SEXY LIKE THAT HHRGGGRGRHJHJRHJBDHJR

AND HE LOOKS SO CUTE AS FUCK HERE WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYYY HE RLLY LOOKING LIKE THAT AFTER GIVING A BACKSTORY OF ARIEL AND THE POTION AND JUST UGH UGH PEPECIRES he looks so cute and happy ADN IDK WHY BUT THE WAY HIS MOUTH WAS DRAWN OOUGHHHHH I WANNA I WANNA COMMIT CRIMES ON HIS MOUTH

AND IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU ANYMORE.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DID THE MANGAKA TAKE TO DRAW THIS FUCKING SCENE. WHAT IS. WHAT THE

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AND THEN THE PAGE AFTER THAT LIEK ???/?? ?/

THE WAY MANGAKA DREW AZUL HERE JUST ???? IDK WHAT ABOUT THIS PAGE OF AZUL THAT GETS ME BUT.

IT GETS ME.

I WANT HIM III WANANNTNTTTHIMGIGMHHHHMMMMM M

whyyyyyy does he look so hot like that WHYYYYYYYYYYYY AM I DOWN BAD FOR THIS

THE KIND OF LOOK THAT GETS ME SCARED AND H WORD AT ONCE

and we can't forget to mention.

the one. that one . the one . the one the one the one

TTTTTTTTHAT ONEEEE PANELLLLLLLLLLLLL

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i can't. i fucking can't. why is he dressed down. he shrugged off his jacket and coat. everything that i've only seen in fan works for 3+ years.... NOW FUCKING CNAONIN MY EYES AND HE'S SO "FSS..F.M../??/ ,/ HELL OO O OO O O OOO O OO SIRRRRRRRRRR OHHHHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SCREAMING AND CRYING AND PISSING AND SHITITING MYSELF AND MCFUCKING YEETING TO SPACE AND FALLIN BACK DOWN GIRL HELP I'M IN THE WATERRRRRRRRR I WANT HIM MM M K MDGKFMLG I WNAT HIM

ok i am so glad they went off with tis update though because ik that next month won't really give me much azul <///3 it will be the scene where adeuce and jack help grim and yuuta with accommodations, so svnc stans will have their time to shine

ok im normal now.

[sillysimplysilky]

Whyyyy hello person I totally don’t know! Anyway Merhaps can I request a Sun and Moon fic with a nonbinary reader in fanfic form. Hehehe I would like it to be a sick fic, the reader is sick and the two (in the same body) come, uninvited, to help us :] hehehe I think it would be so cute!! Thank you silly

Masterlist

Sun/Moon X NB!Reader 

Third Person 

Summary: The reader is sick, and the daycare attendants decided to pay them a visit to care for. 

(Y/n) had been fine the whole week, but unfortunately, they were hit with a random sickness that day. 

Opening their eyes slowly, they yawned and rubbed their tired eyes. 

Sitting up from the bed, (Y/n) let out a dry cough, and groaned. Out of all the days, they had to be sick. 

Feeling their forehead, it was quite hot. But they brushed it off, assuming it was just a cold, they uncovered themself from the blanket and got up, and stretched their arms. 

Grabbing their phone, (Y/n) walked out of their room, and headed for the kitchen. 

As soon as they entered the kitchen, they opened the fridge to get a water bottle out, and opened it, drinking from it. 

Pulling the bottle away quickly, they began having a coughing fit. Holding onto the counter, they coughed into their shirt. 

“Fuck…” They breathed out, before closing the bottle and setting it on the counter. Wiping their mouth, they walked over to a cabinet and opened it. There was a bunch of medicine in the cabinet. 

Grabbing one of the tiny bottles, they read the label, seeing as it was for cough medicine. 

They opened the bottle and shook one of the little pills out, and popped it in their mouth. They put the bottle back, before grabbing their water bottle and downing some of the drink. 

Leaving the kitchen, they looked at the clock, which read 2 pm, (Y/n) groaned. They almost slept the whole day? 

Walking back to their room, they decided to sleep it off, hoping that it’d be better by the time that they woke up. 

The daycare was filled with small children, as the daycare attendant, Sun, struggled a little bit with keeping eyes on each of the kids that were there. It was just him as the only caretaker in the whole area. 

(Y/n) was supposed to be there working today. And they were nowhere to be found. Sun had grown worried at this, they’ve never missed a day before, at least not for a while. 

Looking at the clock, it was close to closing time in the mall. 

He sighed, and saw there were soon no more children left in the daycare. So he started tidying up the place for the time being until midnight. 

“I wonder why they didn’t show up today?” Sun asked, out loud. He heard a sigh in his mind, and Moon started to talk to him, ‘They probably had something important today, like an appointment.’ 

As he set a block down, he looked up, “But no calls?” Though, the other just stayed silent. 

It made sense at first, but felt rather off for him soon after. Normally (Y/n) would’ve called ahead of time instead of being sudden and not show up at all without a trace. 

Pacing around the now empty daycare, Sun kept thinking. Though, Moon had a feeling that Sun was planning something. 

Letting out a sneeze, (Y/n) put the tissue down on the nightstand, and groaned. It turned out to be a very bad cold, they were feeling weaker throughout the day. 

So they laid in bed, just hoping that they could get better quickly, because their throat could not take anymore sneezing and coughing. 

Looking at the clock, it was barely 12 am. 

They huffed, as they realized that they’d have to explain to Sun when they finally get better and get back to the pizza plex. 

At such an odd hour however, there was tapping at their window. 

Turning on their lamp, they begrudgingly got up, and slowly walked over to the window, and looked out. 

Jolting back, (Y/n) saw the face of Sun, with a flashlight pointed at him. 

Quickly unlocking the window, they stepped back, “Sun, what are you doing here?” 

Questioning the animatronic, they had to quickly step back as the daycare attendant had stepped inside of their bedroom, with no permission whatsoever. 

Crawling inside through the window, Sun closed it back, before turning around and stretching. “Now, why is your window so close to the ground?” 

Looking in disbelief, (Y/n) deadpanned and mumbled under their breath, “Maybe cause you’re so tall…” 

“What was that?” Sun questioned, looking around, before towering over the tiny employee that did not look…okay. 

“Ah- er- nothing! Nothing. Hold on, what are you even doing here?” They asked, before sitting on their bed as they sighed in exhaustion. 

Sun had a puzzled look, before shaking his head. “Well, you didn’t show up for work today! And I uh…I got worried…” He looked down at his hands, as he fidgeted with the bells on his wrists. Faint sounds of clinking came from inside. 

“So- you leave the Mega Pizza Plex to come and check on me?” 

“It seemed like a good idea at the moment.” 

(Y/n) looked up at him, “What if someone notices you’re gone?” 

“I’ll be back before they notice! Besides, no one really goes into the daycare at night, so we’ll be fine.” 

Looking around the room, they sighed. “Does Moon know you’re here?” 

That shut the poor guy up. 

Messing with his pants, his eyes wandered around the room, keeping away from eye contact. 

“Sun. Does Moon know you’re here?” 

“Well- technically- no…” 

Groaning, (Y/n) stood up, before they could get a word out, they started coughing, and fell back onto their bed. 

“Sunshine! Are you sick?” Sun asked quickly, leaning down to their level. Concern was seeping onto his face as he stared at them. 

He felt their forehead, and his sensors went off. Sun had seen that they had a fever. And it was really bad. 

“You…you’re burning up!” Sun exclaimed, pulling his hand back. Standing up, he took another look around the room, before sighing. “Have you taken any medicine?” 

(Y/n) looked up at him, “Like-…8 hours ago? Still haven’t gotten better, or feel better…” 

“Well, guess I’m going to be here for the next few hours!” 

Snapping their head up, they had a look of confusion, “Don’t you have to be at the daycare soon? What if they notice you’re gone?” 

“It’ll be okay! Nobody really ever checks the daycare on Sundays!” He said, before walking over to the bedroom door. 

“Now, you stay right there in bed, and I’ll get you some food! Can't have you be hungry!” 

They watched as the animatronic left their room. Sighing to themself, they got in bed and just stared at the ceiling. 

Skipping into the kitchen, Sun looked around, seeing it as a little bit of a mess, but he didn’t mind. Thought he would be cleaning up later, with permission of course! 

Since he didn’t know where everything was, he decided to look through some of the storage in the kitchen. 

Looking through the cabinets, and their fridge, he had found just about enough ingredients to make them some good old chicken noodle soup. One of the best soups for when someone is sick. 

He cracked his knuckles (even though there was no need) and got to work. 

“Well, I’m sure this can’t be difficult…” Sun's rays whirled a bit, “Hopefully…” 

As the daycare attendant went around the kitchen, making sure he paid attention to the soup. 

He looked through the fridge again, and found some oranges, and peeled some for (Y/n), and laid them on a napkin for the side. 

Since Sun didn’t have really have any tastebuds, he wasn’t entirely sure if the soup tasted good or not, so he had to just hope for the best as he continued to cook. 

The animatronic obviously didn’t cook much, but he did try his hardest. He had basic codes of knowledge for cooking, but it was all pretty new to him at the moment. 

Though through the whole process of cooking, he had completely forgotten about Moon. 

‘And what are we doing here?’ 

And it was at that moment in the kitchen, that Sun knew he was fucked. 

“Uhh, just- um…cooking?” ‘And at who’s place? This doesn’t look like the daycare, Sun.’ Moon sighed in the back of their head, knowing exactly where Sun had taken them to. This wasn’t exactly the first time they’ve been to this place before. 

Sun began stuttering, trying to piece and word together a hopeful and somewhat barely good excuse of what they were doing there. “Well, we’re helping a friend! Yeah!” 

‘You’re cooking for (Y/n), hmm?’

Letting out a groan, the sun knew that he had been caught. “Well, they’re sick! I had to help them!” 

He got a little concerned when the other had stayed quiet after, before he spoke. 

‘Fine, but let me see them at least once before we go.’ 

Sun perked up as he had a smile on his face, “Alright! Works for me!” 

And with that, the daycare attendant got back to work. 

Thankfully Sun didn’t end up burning down the kitchen, and successfully made (Y/n) chicken noodle soup to get better. He found a tray in one of the cabinets in the kitchen, and placed the bowl onto it, medicine on the side to help with any headaches or stomach pain, and a glass of water. 

Carefully picking up the tray with his hands, he walked out of the kitchen and had headed straight to their bedroom. 

Sun had nudged the door open with his foot, closing it after as he walked over into the room and put the tray on the nightstand. 

“Now, I made you some soup!~...Er, you can eat chicken noodle, right?” He asked, his tone nervous as he had forgotten to ask them beforehand. He was so preoccupied with taking care of you, he forgot to ask you if he was able to do anything before walking out of your room. 

“Uh- yeah. I can.” As you answered, Sun let out a breath of relief that he didn’t know that he was holding. 

“I really hope you like it! I tried my best on it!” He said, as he watched them pick up the bowl. 

Going to take a bite, (Y/n) sneezed, and spilt some of the liquid onto their shirt. Hissing in discomfort, they brought the bowl away from them. 

Sun quickly took the bowl away. “Sunshine! Are you okay? Are you hurt?” 

Looking up at him, they quickly shook their head as they let him take the bowl away. “It’s just hot. Don’t worry, I’m okay.” 

“Well, if it’s too hot, I’ll just feed you it!” He said, before picking up the spoon. “Sun- you don’t have to do that-” 

“Nonsense! It’ll be easier for you.” Sun brought the spoon up to their face. 

Sighing, (Y/n) blew on the spoon, before they opened their mouth, allowing Sun to feed them the soup. 

The next few minutes consisted Sun helping (Y/n) eat the soup, since it was hot, it took a little bit for the soup to fully cool down. 

They had to admit, the soup was really good, for the daycare attendants first time ever cooking. 

“I have to admit. The soup was really good.” They told him, and Sun smiled as he heard that. “Why thank you!”

They sat in a little silence for a bit. 

“Uh, did Moon find out you’re here?” Looking back at the human, Sun nervously smiled. “He did, he wasn’t entirely mad, but he wants to check in on you, is that fine?” 

Looking at the clock, it read 2:30 am. “Yeah, it’s fine.” 

Sun got up and walked over to the lightswitch, and switched it off.

(Y/n) watched as Moon had taken over. 

Turning around, he walked over to the bed. “How’re you feeling?” “Better now, the soup helped.” They crossed their arms as they sat in bed. “I guess you weren’t expecting him to show up?” 

Moon shook his head. “Nope, kind of, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it.” 

“Well, that’s Sun for you.” The two of them laughed, as they continued talking to each other in the bedroom. 

“Man, can’t believe out of all the days, I actually got sick.” (Y/n) said, as they looked up at the ceiling. 

“You don’t get sick often?” Moon asked them, tilting his head. “Eh, not really, my immune system is like- good enough that I don’t get sick a lot.” 

“That’s good, still sucks that you ended up getting sick.” 

“Eh, it’s no big deal really.” 

He hummed as he was sitting on the bed, before turning to them, “How long do you usually get sick for?” 

“Like, it depends. Sometimes like a day, or a couple of days. Getting sick is kind of weird not gonna lie.” They admitted, not fully understanding how long it was being sick. 

“It’s strange to think about…” Moon admitted, “How fragile the human body really is.” 

(Y/n) looked over at the animatronic, “I think about that to.” 

“Is it worth it?” He asked, lookig at them. “Worth what?” “Y’know, being alive? It sounds interesting.” 

(Y/n) turned their gaze to another part of their room. “Well, sometimes it sucks. But then you get reminded the nice parts about it from time to time. So I guess, it’s worth it.” 

“Huh, never thought about it like that.” 

“So, how is it being an animatronic?” 

He looked over, before laughing to himself. “It gets tired for a while. Seeing the same people you work with, while seeing new faces you might never get to see again. But sometimes the people you work with make up for it all.” 

Looking over to the window, they smiled. “Sounds amusing.” 

“I mean, I guess…” 

He looked at the alarm clock, seeing it was 5 am. Time sure does fly when you’re talking with your favorite co-worker. 

“Guess we should be heading out now. An hour left until opening. Even though I don’t get why we open on Sundays…You gonna be okay? We can sneak you back into the daycare.” Moon said, standing up as he looked down at them in a little concern. 

“Nah, I’ll be fine, just need some sleeping and I’ll be able to go back tomorrow.” 

“If you say so.” Walking over to the window, he opened it, before looking back. “Feel better.” Shooting a smile towards him, Moon smiled, before climbing out of the window, and closed it after. 

Laying back in bed, they stared up at the ceiling once again, and rubbed their eyes. 

Sleepiness was slowly creeping into their mind, as they yawned. (Y/n) had finally decided to go to bed, so they could catch up on rest and feel better when they wake up. 

Though, they quickly got up to lock the window, so they could sleep feeling more secure, before they got back into bed. 

Finding a comfortable position, they started drifting off into sleep. 

Thinking about the past hours, (Y/n) soon fell asleep with a smile on their face. 

[captain-n-crunchies]

Omg... He fell!

Todo Aoi x Black Reader!

This my first story y'all so be nice! well critic but keep it cute!

' Omg...this nigga dumb as hell' I thought, seeing Yuji and Todo arm wrestlin but with..pinkies? Like I understand they both got loose screws in they head because of..I truly don't know but, they don't get it all up there! I was watching til my friend Liyah taps me and snickers " Girl you finna burn a hole in they head!" she giggled, and I just roll my eyes adjusting myself in my seat to look at her. " Hey na!, not too much I'm only watchin" I responded still somewhat looking at them but not Yuji; I mean he's cute and all buttt, I LOVE ME SOME TODO! I mean his muscles, and his smile that little smirk just gets me goin!, and lets not talk about his confidence! Usually, cocky guys just give off red flags but him, he's confident in himself! He don't need to prove himself to nobody because he knows he's the shit he like drake but not drake ( Fucking hate drake).

Me and Liyah continue talking about random shit like baddies and if Coi Leray a real rapper when Yuji and Todo waltzes, they big asses up to us.

" Hye ladies- I mean young pretties!" Yuji starts, to be honest he walked up like Chris Brown did that girl in the Fine China music video all smooth and stuff, me and Liyah side-eye him and we say our little " Hii!"s Yuji starts talking about how it's a new cafe opening up downtown and he and Todo wanted to invite us! I turned to Todo to speak to him but, he avoids my eyes! Like I'm Ms. Netta in the face and I'm like ' Don't make me cry rn why tf you are looking at me like my lace liftin!?' (But you don't have a- chile..) I looked and Todo, his tan a little darker around the cheeks and I ask what wrong.

" N-nothing! Just a little hot today! Afterall, I just whopped Yuji's ass in battle so i am a little sweaty" Yuji then cuts his eyes to Todo and gives him a stank face.

" Todo..I flipped you 12 time-"

" That don't matter brother" Todo cuts him off with a smirk.

Me and Liyah laughed at that and agreed, Yuji told us be ready by 5pm and we say our goodbyes and I headed to my dorm. I opened the door and let out the biggest giggle of my life! I'm going on a date with my man that's not my man, but ya know..we basically dating! I opened my closet to pick an outfit, not thotty but shows some skin, not too modest thought because it too hot to be a nun, and not too casual because we never gave basic; I just picked some blue and white dunks, light blue flare jeans, and a cute top and I touch up my hair and face ( Face card neva declined) and I called Liyah while doing my hair to see is she ready.

" Hey boo! You ready or almost ready?"

" Heyyyyy! About that.. I cant go"

... and I remember thinking.. I'm about to beat this bitch up.

" What you mean ' YoU CaN't Go' I mock, getting anxious and a bit pissed off.

" I'm Sorry! My job said for an extra $50 I can come in really quick for today! But don't worry Yuji told me Todo is still going an-"

" Wait YUJI NOT COMING!?" I almost yelled, I mean if the world wanna crash down on me it can! But GOD WHYYYY??

Liyah explained Yuji had a mission a bit far and he went but, Todo was going because it close to his gym. I just roll my eyes at the phone and just says ok and hangs ups, I finish up my hair and face and I grab my purse and keys when I open my door and Todo is mid pause of knocking on my door.

" Oh! Hi, why are yo-"

" Hello lovely reader!"

" Hi Todo, are you here to pic-"

" Ive come to pick up up for our outing this evening!" ...Well no shit I couldn't have guessed. I turned to lock my door and we are off to the cafe, as we're walking Todo seems quiet...for the first time he's not yelling or anythuing but he's calm almost nervous.

" Everything alright Todo?" I asked looking up at his stature.

" yes..eveything fine reader, just a bit off ease" Todo says stone faced or regular I don't know really but, I ask what wrong and he gets into how he feels like I don't like him like I like Yuji... this man must be dumber than a box of nails because I can't!

" That's not true Todo, I like you just as much as I like yu-"

" But its not what I want." He stops, I turn to look at him confused.

" I want you to LIKE me, not friend like, not family like but, LIKE me how I like Takada Chan, LIKE me how I like you"

I fucking knew it.

I get bitches and niggas, I'm that girl fr, I'm practically like Lori Harvey; Todo just confessed to me and all im doing is smiling like got $5 from my auntie randomly. I giggled though and Todo looks up at him and kind of frowns.

" I know you may not return my feelings but laughing i-"

" OMG SHUT UP BRO" I yelled and somewhat laughed, Todo confused just plainly stares at me.

" I've liked you since liem forever, when you told me how your favorite singer girl impacts you ti was soo cute! Like you really are kind, goofy, maybe a bit idoitic but it ok! Becasue it makes you well you!" I go on and on with my feelings and when im done odo is just crying

" Oh! Todo i dint mean to-"

" THATS THE KINDEST THING SOMEONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME!" Todo says well sobs, He hugs me tightly and goes on about his crush and I'm just patting his back awkwardly (I'll bite him tbh)

Todo lets go and wipes his face and smiles at me a bit, I return it and I grab his hand and I hold it tightly. The warmth of his hands cools down my cold hands, the world seems to slow just a bit, and everything seems more peaceful.

We interlock hands and Todo smiles, and we walk onwards happily...until Todo trips on a rock and busted his ass.

" OH- Omg..OMG! Are you ok!?"

Todo just lays there and says nothing...for a while, I look around and I just drag his body to a bench. He's big and hungry because aint no way your 17 and you weight 55,000 pounds you big and freaky man! I fan and him and clean him up with a spare napkin and he groans to consciences.

" You ok?"

" Yes...where is Takada Chan?"

...Don't tell me he thought I was Takada bro...he so dumb.

Omg y'all this was like a spontaneous thing! And it soooo long like I'm really Shakespeare fr if you think about it. But yea this my first lil story or whatever tell me if like it or if it needs some work because I lowkey wanna expand on my headcanons about this FINE ASS MAN! 😍😍

[befuddledcinnamonroll]

Naughty Babe - final thoughts

To be honest, I was a little unsure going into this one. Although I am generally a pretty chill and happy viewer of all types of QLs, Cutie Pie ended up really losing me by the end. But I have to admit, by the final episode of Naughty Babe - I was fully in it.

I do wish the writing had been a little more coordinated with Cutie Pie, because the reset on Yi & Diao's relationship felt weird. And I think that was why I didn't immediately get into it in the beginning. Diao falling back to being shy just didn't fit with what we'd seen of his character. But once more confident Diao made a reappearance, the whole thing worked a lot better.

Highlights:

Max & Nat are just very good at what they do. Their chemistry is so on point. I love that Yi & Diao show actual joy during their love scenes.

The running from the wedding thing was silly on the surface, but actually ended up working in a surprisingly brilliant way, where you realize that a small part of Diao still expects Yi to decide he's too much trouble and walk away. It was all about Yi finally convincing Diao of his unconditional love. And let's face it, having Max chase you is just fucking hot.

The side characters were awesome. Makorn openly adoring on Diao was the best. Aon continues my trend of getting obsessed with the assistants in these shows. (and I'm very excited to see what Est gets to do with GMMTV!)

The costuming was incredible. Look at these outfits!

Kuea and Lian were the best here! Whyyyy were they not more like this in their own series?! Kuea especially was so delightful in his fully sassy self. And I loved Lian trolling Yi so effectively. I 100% want a series where NuNew and Zee run around being super bitchy to everyone.

Domundi's writing may not always be the best, but they are getting really strong in incorporating advocacy for gay rights into their stories and not just as a throwaway line, and we love them for it.

So all in all, it was a fun watch for me. I'm very intrigued to see how Max & Nat fare in Two Worlds, it will be a very different vibe, but I'm excited to see how they do with a heavier story.

[kiaracarrera]

OBX Season 3 Ramblings and Thoughts: Part One:

So can we all collectively agree that Big John was kind of the worst and there was way too much screen time for him and not enough screen time of all the Pouges together? - I did love that the name ‘Big John’ actually fit though and not just in a sense of ‘big = dad’ because the height on Charles Halford alone was enough to make it seem like John B was actually a child and not a grown man playing a child.

I love this show with all my heart and soul but what makes it truely magic to me is the friendships and the togetherness and the found family elements. The lack of that this season really affected my personal viewing pleasure in a negative way.

As much as I loved seeing all the duo pairings this season I am so so annoyed that Kiara, Cleo, JJ and in particular Pope weren’t part of that finale El Dorado cave treasure hunt. I don’t even wanna talk about it because it makes me so annoyed. (I will totally talk about it with anyone that wants too though hahaha)

The emotional journey I went on with John B and Topper as individuals boy oh boy.

John B was my fave in season 1 and my least fave in season 2 and this season I both adored him and he irritated the absolute shit out me, overall I think as the leading character it’s hard not to root for John B but I think his storyline will be greatly improved having Big John out of the picture in Season 4.

Topper whyyyy. I actually fully stanned Topper for like 90% of this season and I have no shame in admitting it. He was ALWAYS down to help Sarah and in turn the Pouges and while some people may find his apprehension to break the law and get himself in near life or death situations frustrating, I personally found it relatable? I’d argue that the Pouges were worse to Topper than Topper was to the Pouges for most of this particular season and the way he was adamant he wasn’t going to get into a fight with John B at Mike and Anna’s anniversary party was hot idc what anyone has to say. Of course we can’t have nice things though so Topper had to fuck things up and burn shit to the ground - literally. Of all Topper’s questionably poor choices this one’s gotta be the one he can’t come back from. I think Austin North is superb as Topper but truthfully I would have payed good money to axe a quarter of the scenes he and Sarah shared and given them to Jiara instead.

Jiara season baby!! LOVED LOVED LOVED the build up of their story this season, it was expected but brilliant none the less. All the almost moments, the back and forth, the ‘I’m just a loser and you’ve got your whole future ahead of you’ angst of it all 😩. Then there’s the “Like I love you dude” - it wasn’t big or grand or showy but it was Kiara and it PERFECTION even if JJ’s reaction wasn’t what I personally would have wanted to see. THE KISSSSS. No words, other than I would have like JJ to be the one to say I love you first here but anyway let it be known that I’ve rewatched that scene too many times and ‘Hanging on the Telephone’ has been on repeat all day, thanks Soundcloud. Admittedly though the aftermath of the kiss was disappointing, with over an hour left of OBX we literally were given CRUMBS of them in that finale episode which was disappointing to say the least. I also have suspicions on where Jiara might be in season 4 with that time jump at the end of the season and the uh lack of interaction or affection between them but that’s a discussion for another day.

Speaking of the time jump - did it really need to be 18 months? Like 3 months great! 6 months fine, even like 8-9 months and I would have been like yeah okay 🤷🏽‍♀️ but 18 months!? A whole year and a half!? So much can happen in that time and that’s so much we’ve missed. Most notably the starting points of Jiara and Cleope!? What do you mean we don’t get to see where their relationship went after those monumental first kisses. I get a time jump because the actors are also aging up but 18 months just felt like too much. I’m interested to see what happens in season 4 at least.

In other shipper news Cleope - loved them. So sweet and Cleo is an absolute queen. Easily one of my favourite characters this season and I really enjoyed the journey her and Pope took and in particular Cleo’s relationship with The Hayward’s as a whole. What a beautiful addition to this show.

Did somebody say toxic? Oh wait it’s just John B and Sarah. I’m sorry, I know this is such a popular ship but I just absolutely cannot with them anymore. I have been so neutral on them over the past two seasons but between Sarah’s cheating and John B’s serious anger issues, at this point I surely can’t be the only one who thinks they both (John B in particular) need time to heal on their own before they come back together (and I mean like at least three quarters of a season broken up not just three episodes). I don’t know, obviously it’s been 18 months and they own a surf shop now and they’re both free of their bad dads so maybe things will be different in season 4 but I have VERY low exceptions.

Sarah’s understandably coping a bit of flack this season but I fall more neutral on my opinion on her this season. In season one she was my least favourite and in season two it was the opposite, this season my opinion on her falls somewhere in the middle. I did love that we got to see more of her friendships with the other Pouges outside of John B though! Another reason why I think it would be beneficial for her character to not be tied to John B’s permanently going forward. Sarah and Kiara’s friendship is always a highlight for me.

Putting this all the way down here at the bottom where people might not see because I’m low key ashamed… but RAFE 🤤 I’m sorrrry he’s just so freaking fine. Well at least until he opens his mouth or you know, moves 😅. I’ve seen a bit of a Rafe/Kiara rise with the new season releasing and look, I’m not judging because their shared scenes this season showed some major chemistry but in the name of all things good and well I’m going to stay strong and say our good sis Kiara deserves way better than to ever be pulled into any storyline that involves Rafe Cameron as a love interest. A friend? Maybe, potentially, I mean for someone who swore he was going to be coming for Kiara he did approximately nothing to fulfil that - which is exactly what good enemies to friends stories are made of, but as a romantic interest I’m going to pass thanks. I’ll stick to nurturing the potential that Jiara has.

Lastly bye bye Ward Cameron. It was fun knowing you truely! What a brilliant villain.

If I didn’t totally bore you and you made it this far please let me know what your fave and least fave moments of this season were and/or who your fave and least fave characters have been!! Would love to chat to you guys about this show 🥰🥰🥰

[king-of-knives]

I want to fake date but I'm not made for this

Tf am I supposed to do

Like why do I have the urge to do things ik I cannot do

They need to stop making media which romanticize fake dating in a soft way LIKE EVEN REAL DATINH ISNT THAT WHOLESOME IRL STOP ITTT , so many dramas, so many books , so many of them are my favorite JUST WHYYYY WHY TF DO THEY EXIST

AND FUCK FUVKKKK 'HOT GUY ASKS YOU TO FAKE DATE HIM ASMR' FUCKKK IT TO FUCKIN HELLLL I HATEEE MYSELF WHAT WAS I THINKING WHILE CLICKING ON THAT WHAT COULD POSSIBLY POSSESS MY MIND SO FUCKINNHHH ATGHHHHHH LIKD TF DO YOU MEAN 'IF YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOU ILL HOLD YOU' WDYM 'HE HOLDS YOU TO SLEEP' FUCK IT FUVK IT FUCK THIS WORLD IT SHOULF BURN TO FUCKIN HELLL

*BURSTS INTO CONFETTI*

[oneforthemunny]

Okay since you said we’re making this a thing I’m going to do it.

1.) Mafia!Eddie. I am so sorry. Actually I’m not. I want him to baby me and I NEED the daddy dom in my life. Like I know I don’t make him angry with punishments he’s taking care of me. He’s so hot.

2.) DILF!EDDIE I REPEAT DILF!EDDIE. That man is perfection. He’s kinky and soft and amazing and I wish to bear him much offspring.

3,) Rockstar!Eddie, He’s my baby girl.

4,) Bouncer!Eddie, will be taking no notes

5.) Dom!Eddie, my hot headed sweetie pie

6.) Janitor!Eddie, my baby. I want to put him in my pocket and keep him so safe so he never has to go through horrendous angst ever again

7.) Cowboy!Eddie, I’m so sorry…he’s into anal but other than that he really doesn’t do it for me and I DONT KNOW WHYYYY

8.) Modern!Eddie, I can’t explain I hate him, I’m not mean so I couldn’t even get him off and he doesn’t do his chores and he doesn’t listen to mean girl because he’s playing his stupid game, honestly the video game obsession is the biggest red flag in the world to me I hate him.

mafia!eddie is hot lmao. I love someone who will take care of me and he DOES it.

cowboy!eddie "he's into anal and that's about it" REAL

modern!eddie I love him but... I'm not a big baby-er person. like I need to be babied lmao. I need to be taken care of so I get that. love him the most but his lil mean girl does coddle him and take care of him lol.

[suffraebb]

ok i genuinely think he is hot and i am attracted to him so whyyyy is my brain like this like he just makes me feel so good and says the right things that make me happy but i feel like hes going to take it all away like its not real