#whyareyou

[tinogiehd]

sapnap fawking outed dnf on stream today and george started talking about having sex withevery man he could think of

[teddybeartoji]

ily you’re so precious to me <33333 also this is us and i’m cuddling you like this 🫂🤍

RENBABYYY🥺🥺🥺🥺 WE ARE CUTE LITTLE KITTIES CUDDLING TOGETHER YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT I ADORE YOU SM WAAAHHHHHHHHH THIS MADE ME FEEL SO WARM<333333333333

[sugarcherriess]

WHYAREYOU. okmaybe. maybe this man Does makeme incoherent nvm i m. trying my best though why am i pacing around the room right now whattbefuck 😭😭😭 god i want him So bad 😭😭😭 dude the. the. yeah. i don’t even know what i was gonna say i want him 😭😭😭😭😭 lord. 😭😭😭🐶

HA

Anyway moving on😍😍

[aluka]

ITS TYELLING ME I HIT POST LIMIT WHEN I TRY TO POST MY SUBMISSIONS WHY

tumblr finding out we found a way around post limit

[for-the-grey-wardens]

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[neotrances]

y are they reblogging thatpost on side blogs i blocked bc ur annoying whyareyou still going help me

[stiltonbasket]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!! WTF?!!! WHAT ARE YOU-WHYAREYOU-HOWCANYOUDOTHISTO-*slaps self unconscious*

IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO

[zenniet]

hello there! thank you ever so much for your lovely writing! could i possibly ask for some desperate, in-heat blurr being lovingly cared for and sated by his bot s/o, be it reader insert or a bot of your choice? thank you ever so much 💗💗💗

Going with TFA Blurr for this one --------

You don’t know how long he was keeping himself occupied in his room for, but when you passed by to check, you knocked and he didn’t reply. You used the key he had given you and you got in, but you weren’t really expecting his reaction.

He rushed to you, overly hot frame leaning up on you, digits hooking on your plating, his valve dripping wet as he tries to rut against your leg.

“Blurr? What’s going on?” You can barely get the words out before he starts,

“Please, I need you, I think my heat just hit anditburnspleasedosomethingab- aAH!”

You cut him off by letting your servo reach down and pressing your digit tips against his hot, puffy valve. His grip on you only tightens as he starts to hump against your digits. You can only somewhat make out the begging and pleading he’s doing against your chest, his hot vents making small white patches of condensation on your plating.

He sobbed and squirmed against you, trying to do anything to get your digits inside of him, yet you keep your digits straight, just holding them there against his valve so he can rub on them.

“Whyareyou- frag! Ineedyouplease!” 

“Do you want my digits, or would you rather my spike?” You ask, taunting. His optics go wide and he takes himself off your servo, his own clasping on your arm to drag you from the living room to the berth. He throws himself onto the padding, spreading his legs nice and wide, giving you a full view of his needy, dripping valve. 

You’re quick to fill the space, popping your panels to give him your spike. Knowing Blurr and what he wants, you immediately set off with a rough, fast pace. It doesn’t seem like it’s enough though, he still writhes under you, begging and desperate for more. 

He’s in the middle of his plea when his vocalizer suddenly squawks and his back arches up off the berth as he overloads, valve squirting lubricant and dirtying your pelvic plating and the berth sheets.

Blurr flops back down on the berth and relaxes, but it isn’t long at all before he’s begging for another overload. Of course, you’re going to give him what he needs. What kind of conjunx would you be otherwise?

[tuff-and-fluff-archives]

jamiewithnailpolish [runs away]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING. WHYAREYOU-

No but for real this is one of my fave things to think about, especially cuz his nails are already black and I know thats just filth but uhhhhh not when I'm around hahahahAHAHA

[henriete41]

Men " #why #areyou #whyareyou #bringing #such a #sucha #big #bag #bigbag ? " #Also #men " Can I #cani #put #this #putthis in #your #in your #bag #inyourbag #caniputthisinyourbag ? " https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqd98U1Hlw_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fux3jl17e3x1

[darkvitas]

//I don’t have 20 icons so I’m going go with the tenth one....

//wHY

ARE

YOU

S M I L I N G

[ask-tinycoffeecup-blog]

Speaking of which, where is the Craig and your friends?

Tweek : They’re somewhere. Probably at the park nearby the high school we go to. They mess around there a lot.

Tweek : Then again, they could also be at-

Craig : Hey Tweek.

Tweek : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tweek : HOWDIDYOU GET INTOMY HOUSE?! WHYAREYOU HERE?! DON”TKILLMEEEE

Craig : For fucks sake Tweek. 

[ssunspoiled]

WHYARE YOU NOTT SLEEPING.

WHYAREYOU NOT  N PAIN KILLERS E NOUGH TO LET YOU REST

WHY ARE YOU GGOING TO DO THIS.

[thepersonthatis]

When people ask you, "WHAT'S WRONG?" aggressively, presumably because they are literally mad that there is something wrong with you.

[dr-sara-solomon]

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#ThrowBackThursday to when @scotthermanfitness and I were at the #BSN Booth at the #Arnold. #ScottHerman #WhyAreYou #Earitable?

[flula]

See Shells, Speak to me of Your Secrets! #Hallo? #HalloSeeShells? #WhyAreYou #SoKwyett? #SeeShells #AreUsualSoLoud #WithMakingWaterRushSounds #OnMyEars #ButYouAreSoStill #LikeNappingPigeons. #Booooooring. #Perhaps, #GoBack #ToTheOceans #AndMaybeFind #SomeBetter #Personalitees, #Shells. #OrShouldiSay, #Shhhhhhells.(#BecauseYou #AreSoKwyett)