#why? cause I know my dumbass is still gonna be here 🤣

[sadaveniren]

Love, Louis, a guy who LOVES dogs, hasn't seen the cliff in MONTHS, and he said so himself. This dog has been in his life for YEARS and are you really fooling yourself by thinking he liked this photo of her for the DOG?

Danielle was erased from Louis' life for YEARS and now you tell me he's liking her photos because of the dog????

My love, the way you try to deceive yourself is actually funny, I swear.

Olivia was married 2 months before she showed up holding hands with H

So wait and see, bye bye

Bruh I can’t even take you seriously when the facts you’re coming at me with are wrong… Olivia and Jason were literally never married. So like. Scratch that one off I guess.

Also yes. Cliff the dog he loved so much he moved him to the UK instead of his son and then let Cliff stay with someone who could give him the time and care that he needs while Louis was TOURING THE FUCKING WORLD so he couldn’t bring along his giant fucking dog everywhere 🙄🙄

Go write Douis fanfiction if you want it to happen that much. I’m going to be over here not borrowing trouble because here’s the best part I have learned - even if for some fucking reason Douis comes back and INSTAGRAM likes while she’s still publicly engaged are the reason we knew it was happening - it still won’t make Louis and Danielle actually be in a real relationship.

[lutawolf]

My Personal Weatherman and the D/s element Ep 4

If you haven't read the others, they can be found here.

Ahhh, nothing gets me going like a sub wearing what their Dom picked out. That subtle ownership. Why yes, I do pick out all my husband's clothes except the dreaded work clothes. I refuse to take the blame for those tacky things.

Right off, we can easily see that this is not an M/s situation. The fact that Segasaki is asking Yoh what he wants to do, tells us exactly what we need to know. Yoh is explaining what he is going to do. That is not something a slave would ever even think to do. We can easily tell that he is a subby sub though, cause when Segasaki brings out the Dom, Yoh eases back.

OMG, that chin grab! @bl-bam-beyond pretty please gif that chin grab.

That chin grab with the "No." Ugh, how all my lovely subs doing? Are you still here? Have you been able to finish the show? Or are you stuck here on rewind?

Yoh actually questions Segasaki as to why not. Anybody still thinking Yoh a slave? Cause not to be rude, I can't fix stupid. This boy, a brat. Fuck, this whole scene is really showcasing their dynamic. "But we made a promise." "Tell her that you can't go anymore. Do it. Do you even know why you are in this house." And once again, we're back at the misunderstanding stage.

A fangirl, I see. OMG, this is adorable. Yoh is like, sure. Let's look at the tie of my Dom, bestie.

Yoh calling with Segasaki standing over him. This episode is killing me in the best possible way. Don't revive me! (No! I have not taken my ADHD meds, don't judge me!) "I was ordered to stay home." Hahahaha! Then the ahhhh, after he tells her that he will make it up to her. Letting you know he was likely just punished by Segasaki. Yes, my mind went here.

Then the reward of the head pat, "you did good."

She showed up to check on him! Woot! Haha, she is about to find out who is boyfriend is. Hahaha. I'm dying. Meanwhile, his boyfriend is like, "guess it's time for a face off." Ya'll I'm not okay. I'm laughing so hard.

And Yoho stepped over a line and got put in his place. But he is too busy having a crisis to care! 🤣🤣🤣 Her face is my favorite.

That effortless lie. He wasn't feeling well. Uh huh. I love these two dumbass friends. I need sake too!!! I'm dying. Shit, I can't breathe through the laughter.

Now it's Yoh's turn to be jealous. Ahh, he got drunk and fell asleep on the floor. The places we find comfortable when we are drunk.

Nope, he doesn't want to go to the bed. I love the outer dialogue we are getting. I really enjoy that we get Yoh's side of things and from his perspective, but this rounds it out a bit for me.

And look at that beautiful smile when Segasaki finds out she's married. "Are you in your rebellious phase." Does this sound familiar to certain people whom I will not mention by name!?! Hmmm! Brats! Stop breaking my heart! Make him stop Segasaki, make him stop!

Fuck, I love these two so much. Everything he is describing is very much a Brat Tamer. Bossy but gentle. Controlling but caring. Charming and unreasonable. Brat Tamer.

The way his squishes Yoh's face! Ahhh, these two are gonna kill me!

"It would be nice if you stayed drunk forever." Because of the honesty. Segasaki likes Yoh's quirks, but he also wants the honesty and the connection.

I need the curry story now! But apparently, I must wait. Heavy sigh.

Hope you guys enjoyed this! Let me know in the tags if you did. 💜💜💜 See you next time.

[aneenasevla]

Red Velvet - Chapter 11 part 1

MasterList / Akane’s profile / Last chapter here

Chapter 11 - Intervention (part 1)

EggHead: 

heya guys

have any of you seen rihito?

or heard of him idk

I’m even thinking of going after him on his job

it’s been almost three days for fuck’s sake

we didn’t even get a “hi” or something

Kelpthullu: 

Cannibal called Kanami yesterday and said he’s fine

but only because tomori and her insisted a lot, since they saw him hurt and all

other than that, nothing

GiantKiller: 

I’m getting worried

he never disappeared like that before

not in the chat, at least

Gigolo_Master: 

yeah, that's the thing

that fucker visualized the texts

I can see it

but he hasn't answered since that day

EggHead: 

man wtf

he isn't even answering DMs

only seeing them

he's never let us down 

but he's letting HIMSELF down

I think it's intervention time, guys

GiantKiller: 

I second that

I didn't want things to get to this point

But he didn't give us a choice

Gigolo_Master: 

I’m so fucking pissed rn

rihito is a lot of things, but a coward isn't one of em

seeing this dumbass running away is driving me insane

I'm about to break down his door with a flying kick

Kelpthullu: 

Oh, we’re gonna have a brawl then? Cool

Violence isn't the answer. It's a question, and the answer is always "yes" 😎

GiantKiller: 

Wow, slow down, guys

Let's not resort to that until we're sure there's no other way 

We want to carry out an intervention, not a lynching

EggHead: 

I'll agree with kaneda this time

and not because rihito's my best friend

I know him, he's one insecure mf

this is new stuff, even for him

I mean, I didn't run away when I was going through that. I was just too embarrassed to speak

maybe that's what's going on with him

or maybe he's just confused

Gigolo_Master: 

that's what's pissing me off so much

he knows we'd roast him, but just a little

and we'd help him afterwards, like we did with you

what is he so afraid of?

doesn't he trust us??

Kelpthullu: 

the thing is, this must be really new to him

just like it was to me

and all of it came to me at once!

in a matter of weeks

well, I'm down for anything you want to do

talking to him or kicking his ass, whatever it works

GiantKiller: 

Let’s try talking before anything else, please

And it’s still weird, Ohma

I mean, it was all new for Okubo too

And he accepted it pretty quickly 

I don’t know, something’s fishy 

I feel that Rihito isn’t telling us everything

EggHead: 

well...

I've had a few crushes before, so I had an idea of what's going on

Gigolo_Master: 

lol bullshit

you may have had your crushes in the past

but I'm pretty sure none of them made you run through a supermarket like a fucking lunatic

GiantKiller: 

I have to agree

you have me and a shopping cart as proof

EggHead: 

c’mon man

I was having a hard time accepting the fact lmao

Kelpthullu: 

(answering to @GiantKiller) Nyoooommm 😎

Gigolo_Master: 

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

FFS TOKITA 

you triggered the stickiest memory possible!

Kelpthullu: 

I still want to go "Nyoom" in a shopping cart

no one let me do it

EggHead: 

maybe cause you're a GROWN ASS MAN ON HIS THIRTIES who weighs 185 lbs, is 6 feet tall and has a scary, “I’m gonna murder you if you come any closer” face?

GiantKiller: 

(answering to @Kelpthullu) 🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽 

Yeah, man, Nyooom

Gigolo_Master: 

wtf kaneda

that’s a wheelchair emoji 

🤣

GiantKiller: 

It’s not my fault!

There’s no shopping cart emoji! 

EggHead: 

alright that was fun

Now let’s poke that ass 

Wait… this sounded wrong af

Kelpthullu: 

Let’s call Saw Paing 

Then we’ll poke that ass and ensure screams and chaos 😎

Gigolo_Master: 

FUCK MAN

STOP MAKING ME SCREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHIFT

EggHead: 

LMAO

man I didn't know you could be such a troll

now I know why you eat like you're about to starve

you ran away from a cage and there was a plaque warning people not to feed you lol

Kelpthullu: 

I don’t remember any of that

but it's likely, since I don't remember shit before I meet Niko

anyway, let’s focus on ichiro now

EggHead:

Yep

alright, everyone, how about some takoyaki at his place?

it’s an excuse for us to talk his ears out

and it has to be before my trip to osaka

I still have to win my public match

Kelpthullu: 

Oh yes, the one tomori is talking non stop about. 

She’s going with you, isn’t she?

It’s going to be two weeks from now, so we need to go to ichiro’s place as soon as possible. How about this weekend? 

Giant Killer: all fine with me

And It’s a great idea, Okubo!

going there with food, as a peace offering

things don’t need to resume to beating

Kelpthullu: You got me at “food”

What do I bring?

Gigolo Master: anything edible is fine

go figures what that asshole is doing rn

possible he turned that pigsty into something worse

anyway, I’m in too

Egghead: I’ll settle the rest

see ya.

Okubo leaves the group chat, and soon arrives at a private person he knew very well. He smiled as he was greeting his sweetheart, but he needed her help if he wanted this to work.

Naoh💖: 

Honey ❤️❤️❤️

I need you to do something 4 me.

Tomoh💘: 

Heeey Babe

Lemme guess

You promised cookies to your sponsor, didn’t you?

👀

Naoh💖: 

now that you mentioned…

Lmao no, no, jk

It’s other issue

Can you talk to your friend, miss akane, for me?

Tell her to not let rihito invite her anywhere this weekend

he needs to stay at home

Bc we are planning to make a surprise visit

and we don’t want that golden retriever to ran away

he’s been avoiding us, and we're pissed af about that 😠😠

Tomoh💘: 

Oh my

Rly?

why??

Did something happen?

Naoh💖: 

No

that’s the thing, nothing happened yet

since that thrift store thing, with that rug shenanigan

he won’t speak to us

I guess he got angry when we laughed at him

bc he FOR SURE has it bad for her, but he went MIA

It’s not usual for him to run away from us

himuro wants to kick his ass 

ohma wants to join in

and kaneda is holding both back

And I’m anxious here bc he didn’t even talk to me

Not even through DM, man

Tomoh💘: 

OMG

What did you say for him to act like this??

I know it’s how you guys work

But come on, you tend to go too far

Specially him…

... ok I see the problem, he looks like an hypocrite

Anyway, I’ll speak to Akane

But wait…

Did he really fall for her???

I just saw this part rn!!! 

Naoh💖: 

we didn’t do anything out of the ordinary

I swear. We didn’t even threat to punch him like we always do

He didn’t even tell us to go fuck ourselves

But yes, he is head over hells for her 

we were already sus about that, bc honey…

really, do you remember how they were treating each other last christmas party?

He even wanted to beat ohma using his RAZORS bc Kelphtullu made her SAD about losing in JD

I mean, himuro didn’t do that for his date, and he was as pissed as rihito

and then like, the guy almost screwed himself trying to get a PORN-ISH RUG

all of this, because of her.

ohma and I would do that for our own girls, but him?

If it’s not love, I don’t know what it is.

Tomoh💘: 

HOLY~

I almost screamed here at the bakery!!😍😍😍

but seriously, I was suspecting it a bit

After all that ruckus about the rug

Even Akane was all moved

Jeeeeesuuuus

And he is just pretending there’s nothing going on???

Naoh💖: 

Why do you think we are all pissed off?!

Even ohma saw that

He was all like “the guy offered premium game for his girl”

But I already got it, he understood everything 

Me and the boys are going to intercept rihito at his place.

that’s why I need you to assure he won’t go anywhere

Can you ask Akane to tell him to stay home?

She is the only one who can convince him so

Tomoh💘: 

Ok ok

I’ll call Akane and make up something

so she can’t invite him for anything

but babe

I think you don’t want me to tell her, do you?

About him being in love with her…

Naoh💖: 

I dunno, babe.

I’m worried about her not feeling the same and rejecting him if she knows

Then it’ll be our fault for not minding our business

So like, we just want to make him wake the fuck up

so HE gets his shit together and goes to talk to her

they need to have this conversation by themselves

Before the Cannibal get fed up and kick him to the curb

You know how he’s gonna whine afterwards

Okubo had no idea, but on the other side of the city, at one of the tables at the Heavy Bakery during her lunch break, Tomori looked at the screen of her phone while biting the tip of her thumb, suddenly nervous.

Damn, being the keeper of everyone's secrets sucked so much! She knew that Rihito liked Akane and vice versa, but she couldn't tell anyone else, not even her boyfriend! Why did things have to be so complicated? This was looking like a soap opera, and one she hadn't even wanted to get involved in in the first place!

Tomoh💘: 

yeah I know

alright I’ll do it

but seriously, naoh, try not to beat his ass if you can

please

I don't want you guys fighting again

Naoh💖: 

... not even a friendly brawl for, like, 5 min?

Tomoh💘: 

I’m serious, Naoya

…

alright, a 5 min brawl then, but only if it's really friendly

you and this need to show affection through violence, I swear

Naoh💖: 

LMAO pot, meet kettle

your friendship with Cannibal started just like that

kaneda and himuro became friends after the former BROKE THE LATER’S ARM

rihito met ohma when he broke into his shack, even before they fought in a kengan match

(in fact, 90% of tokita's friendships started this way)

AND YOU HIT THE GIRL’S FACE WITH A BASEBALL BAT

a friendship forged like this is hard to break

even more so because we saw each other's worst side already lol

Tomoh💘: 

BRO DON'T USE MY SHITTY PAST AGAINST ME

FUCK, MAN

LMAO alright, guess I deserved that

sorry for the hypocrisy

I just want my boyfriend and his friends to be on good terms with each other

Naoh💖: 

don’t worry we’ll be

but not if things keep going like this

that’s why we’re doing an intervention

so let's put the plan into action babe

ooooh yes…

if everything works out (and now I want it to, since rihito is really in love)

I'll give up on our bet, but I still want you to spend a whole month in osaka with me, please

I don't know the exact day when we can meet Gaolang, but I know he's gonna be there and I promise I'll get you his autograph. Sounds good?  

Tomoh💘: 

alright, I'll tell you when I've arranged everything with Akane

and about the bet 

are you throwing the towel cause you know I'm gonna win? 😏

LOL jk

I'd love to spend a whole month in osaka with you 💞

I'd have to give up my official PTO to make up with Kanny for it, but it'll be worth it

It'll be my first time seeing a live match of yours, I'm so excited! 🥳

and yeah, I want that autograph 💞💃

Naoh💖: 

that’s what I’m saying!

now I’ll inform the guys about our plan

later, babe 🥰

He doesn't wait for her response; he immediately goes to the group chat to talk to his friends. 

And with that, everything was settled.

He just hoped things wouldn't go south...

…

“Kaneeeee!”

“Hirooooo!”

They both meet with  a tight, noisy embrace, laughing and twirling around.

"Bitch, I haven't seen you in a while! I missed you," Hiro coos while they hugged, and Akane laughed.

"Sorry, honey, I haven't been in a mood for a girl's night in a while," she sighs. "A lot of stuff happened in my life and I needed a friend to take me outta my funk. Hey, Tomoh, Butch!" 

"Hey guys! Damn, I feel like I we're back in high school, when we used to go to cafeterias together," Tomori waves, all happy, already going to hug Akane "I miss those times!,"

"Eh, I don't much," Kanami gives them an embarrassed, wearing her favorite coat, a simple shirt, jeans and combat boots. "Probably because I didn't hang out with you guys much back then."

"If you had, you'd have had a lot of fun," Akane smiles, unwrapping a lollipop and putting it in her mouth. "I'm happy to see you guys, this weekend really came in handy... you're going to be away for the whole month, right, Tomo?"

"Yes, I am! I've already arranged everything with Kanny and take my PTO now," Tomori nods, smiling from ear to ear, hugging Kanami's muscular arm. "I promise I'll make it up to you, girl. But it will be a whole month in Osaka, just Naoh and I!"

"Lemme tell you, despite some regrets, your gorilla knows how to give early birthday presents!," Hiro comments with a scathing smile. "A whole month in the best hotels in the region, visiting tourist attractions, watching his matches, getting laid-"

"Hiro!"

"What, am I lying? I'm actually jealous of you!"

"Oh, you," Kanami smiles, blushing. "But yeah, it's a wonderful opportunity. I'm just a little sorry that you're taking your PTO now, it's gonna be hard to keep the bakery functioning during the summer while I'm gone..."

"Oh yeah? Are you gonna take some time off during summer?," Akane raises an eyebrow.

"It's kind of a retreat that Ohma and I agreed on. We went camping last summer for a week, and we really enjoyed the experience, so if everything goes well, we'll try to go every year."

"Girl, I won't say 'how fancy' only because you’re going to fend for food in the woods, not in the trendy places of a tourist city…," Akane laughs when Kanami blushes. "But it's the kind of thing you'd like, so go for it!," She raises a thumb and the baker smiles.

"Well, that’s where the exercise is doubled! Kana here will return with glutes that would make any girl envyous," Hiro jokes, and Tomori guarantees, "I swear I can handle it! Perhaps this would be the ideal time to reopen our discussion about hiring a third assistant cook, Kanny. "

"Well, yes. The kitchen is bigger, so there's space," she nods. "We'll think about it later. Now, we have a trash day ahead of us, and places to go. What will it be? "

"I'm down for whatever you decide, but right now I'm a little hungry," Akane says. "I'll have some snacks before taking a walk, how about you?"

"I'm in! Ever since these two took two muscle heads as their boyfriends, they have become even more neurotic about keeping in shape," Hiro comments. "I mean, Kana already was before, but now things have reached another level."

"What can I say? We have fun training together," Kanami laughs. "And the guy has a monstrous appetite, I end up trying to keep up and... well, you know, it all goes to my hips, I have to burn these calories before it happens..."

"You can't just burn all these calories in bed?"

"Well, sometimes we- HEY!," Kanami blushes a lot. "A couple can't just be twenty-four seven in bed, you know that, right? You horny bitch." 

"How can I know? I hardly even see guys kissing, Tomoh and her man are sweeter than my p-"

"I don't need to hear that!," Kanami exclaims. "I'm no saint, but that doesn't mean I like talking about these things in public!"

"And the 'public' in question is your friend group," Hiro laughs, to which Tomori just shakes her head, smiling amusedly.

"I don't even know why you're still surprised like that, Kanny. Akane is even taking it easy today, if I do say so myself, hahaha!"

"I'm not surprised, I just don't-"

"You're just uptight, that's all!," Akane puts her hands on her hips. "Ever since we formed our little group, I've been wondering how you and that hunk fuck, and I don't hear a peep from you. You're acting like you're in a cult or something..."

"What's the problem with kissing and not telling, you loudmouth?!"

"The problem is when you keep secrets and I can't even fantasize…"

"You can take your eyes off my man, you fucking minx!"

The two stare at each other, one furiously, the other calmly. When Tomori and Hiro tough they were going to fight, Akane says:

"You’re staring at me too much, Butch. We can go get a room if you want…"

Kanami walks away, raising her arms in frustration. "Arrgh!"

Akane laughs loudly "I love you too, my favorite dyke!," she licks the lollipop coquettishly.

Tomori and Hiro laugh, more relieved. It was good to know that they wouldn't have to pull these two apart during a potential fight. Both of them would definitely get their asses beaten.

"Good gracious, Akane, you’re braver than half the idiots I know," Hiro begins, shaking his head. "To be able to stand up to our Amazon like that…"

"Who doesn’t she stand up to? I had to see it at school, her being all sarcastic with the student inspector when he threatened to give her detention," Tomori laughs again.

"C'mon, I'm very well behaved now," - Akane laughs. "I was a devil. But then life comes back to bite us in the butt, and we sort ourselves out," She sighs. "Yes, Tomori... how-"

"Yeah, we do it pretty often, but it's not like it's every day," Kanami says suddenly, blushing, but still gathering courage. 

Akane turns like a sunflower to her friend, looking very interested.

"Hmmm… really? And why?"

"I told you, a couple can't be twenty-four seven in bed," She rolls her eyes. "And Ohma also doesn't have the biggest sex drive, but he’s always down for it when I'm in the mood. But like, there are special occasions when he practically throws me over his shoulder and...," She seems incapable of finishing the sentence, mortified. "Yeah, it's always more intense on those days. Like after one of his matches."

"Ah, so he's the quiet type? That's cute," She smiles. "But does he fuck you properly?"

"What kind of question is that?," She grits her teeth, terribly embarrassed, but still answers, "Of course! Even more so because he likes… uh… licking… more than being licked. It's kinda odd, but it is what it is."

Akane gasps loudly. "Oh my God... he's a professional mango eater, on top of it all?! May God and Daddy Satan bless this woman, 'cause she won the fucking lottery!," she puts her hands together in prayer and bows. "GOD BE PRAISED!"

Hiro listens to everything, absolutely enchanted. "Are you fucking kidding me?! When I ask for details you get all skittish, but when Akane asks, you let your tongue loose? I'm offended!," He puts a hand on his chest in theatrical indignation, but the sparkle in his eyes was unmistakable. "But lord, this is quite the information! You're lucky as hell!"

"Guys, tone it down…," Tomori hisses, a little red in the face, but still giggling. Kanami shuts her mouth, shrugging her broad shoulders, very red "But yeah, Kanny is one lucky gal, hahaha. Both because of the treatment she receives and because her boyfriend is now the bakery's number one customer."

"That's real love right there," Akane smiles more. "And what about you, Doll? Now I want to hear from you. How can you handle that bald gorilla without turning into a pancake or without you bending like two pretzels?"

Tomori, who was still laughing, chokes a little on her own saliva, to which Hiro smiles even more devilishly.

"I was dying to ask the same question! Are you gonna tell me you can only ride that Breton cowgirl style?"

"Shut up, Hiro!," She hisses. And then she adds, her cheeks flushed and a little swollen, "And he likes it, okay? He loves it, actually. And with me lying on my stomach it's just as good..."

"Lazy dog? Now we're talking!," He shrieks between laughs. Kanami blushes, rolling her eyes.

"Oooh, I still need to try that one with Rihito," Akane declares excitedly. "I'll test it later."

"This is one of our favorites…," Kana speaks softly. But the Panther had keen hearing.

"Niiice! Tell me he bites your neck, please!," She grabs the other's arm, her eyes shining. "That's all I need to complete my fantasy, please!"

Kanami wanted to bury her face on the ground, blushing profusely. It was enough for Akane.

"Oh my Goood," she smiles a lot. "That's food for my soul. Hiro, is this enough fantasy for you too now?!

"Enough for the whole month, honey. Believe me, I have a lot of fun fantasizing about that clan of himbos," He jokes with a sharp smile. "Except with Kana's and Tomori's because I'm not a backstabber, but you get the picture."

"Stop fantasizing about my boyfriend! I don't fantasize about your blonde idiot!," Kanami exclaims, cowering. Akane blinks, looking at her.

"I mean, if he were mine," Akane laughs loudly, waving her hand. "He's a wordly man, I only receive him as a visitor...," her voice drops, but then gets loud again. "But just for your information, the guy's down for almost everything. And he also know some moves that drive me up the wall..."

Hiro sees when Tomori's expression changes, for a measly second, but enough for him to be able to identify the discomfort there. He arches an eyebrow before turning to Akane.

"Rihito, huh? The modern caveman who threw a fit about creating a measly Instagram profile? I always thought he just had bravado, but when it was time to go to Pound Town, he thrusted about three times, rolled over and started snoring...," He comments nonchalantly.

"Not even close!," Akane smiles, vehemently denying it with gestures of her hand. "Too bad he doesn't like 'sword fighting', Hiro, otherwise I would highly recommend him to you. When he's in the afterglow, he's super affectionate, like a huge teddy bear... he was a little clumsy at first, but he just needed a few tips from a professional like me. Now he's become The Hot Blonde, I can guarantee that. 

"He seems more confident to me," Kanami sighs. "And he stopped being inconvenient at the Bakery. He's still noisy, but at least I don't have to threaten to kick him out."

"Indeed. He never disturbed other customers or the new waitresses again. Girl, you are a savior!," Hiro smiles. "You turned a fuckboy into a respectable fuck-buddy!"

"You’re welcome… but you know what I like most…?," Akane smiles too, more tenderly this time. "He was the one who asked me to teach him. I had punched down his pride really badly, but he just came and asked me what he was doing wrong. Damn, he didn't even get mad at me. That…that was really mature of him. A breath of fresh air, I must say…"

"Wow. I really didn't expect that," Kanami blinks. "Our advices really penetrated that thick skull, apparently...," She looks at Tomori and Hiro.

"He asked you to teach him? Serious?," Tomori blinks, pretending to be surprised. "I had no idea he had even heard us, damn... I've known him for less than a year and I already know he's a prideful bastard..."

"Nothing like your classic strategy to humble guys like that," Hiro claps discreetly for Alane, smiling scathingly. "And it brought out his cute side too, because apparently even you developed a soft spot for that big, scruffy dog."

"There's no better words to describe him," She points to Hiro. "A big, lively, needy and cute golden retriever. All he needed was training and he became the best dog ever. Although there are times when he's more like a leopard, like me... welp, details...," She laughs coquettishly, pushing Hiro with her hip.

Hiro laughs too, shaking his head. "Birds of a feather, huh, Sekihyo. Not in terms of intelligence, because that one is dumb as hell, but in terms of naughtiness, you're evenly matched, hehe."

"And they're both great friends to the people around them too. There was no way she couldn't relate to him," Tomori gives Akane a cute smile.

"Ownnn... and you found the cute gorilla who takes you on trips to watch the fights you like so much...," She squeezes her friend's cheeks.

"So you admit that you like him?," Kanami drops the bomb.

Akane stops right in the act of kissing Tomori's forehead, and it's her turn to blush profusely and face the floor. Kanami smiles with a very peculiar mischief of hers.

"Gotcha…," she laughs devilishly.

Hiro's eyes widen a little, but he doesn't look exactly surprised. 

"Girl, I was kind of suspecting it already, but to see it confirmed like this…"

Tomori just sighs.

"Eh, I kept my promise, Kane. They found out by themselves…"

"‘Wait, did you already know then?"

"I promised I wouldn’t tell, c'mon!"

"I was suspicious since the thrift store incident," Kanami raises an eyebrow. "And Ohma told me too, which only confirmed it."

"Well, I've been told. you and that sea monster of yours are cut from the same cloth, scary when you want to be...," Akane tries to say. "And now you've become Yakuza members too? Do you also having matching tattos!?"

"Only if it's with the same guy who tattooed your leopard prints," Hiro jokes. "No, but seriously, honey... how? You were always the one who made others fall for you, not the other way around."

Akane sighs, still blushing. "I don't know... I just know that he... it's cliché, but he just surprised me, and he broke down all my walls, one by one," she gestures a little. "First, he came back after I used The Strategy and he didn't curse me, like everyone else did before. Two, an ex of mine showed up and he practically dismantled him with one punch," She shakes her head. "Then he asked for tips on how to be a better lover, and he started treating me like a friend on the same level as me and Tomori," She nods at her friend. "Then after that he arrived at my place and was over the fucking moon when I bought him some sweatpants. Sweatpants! That I bought just so he could wear something when he went to crash at my place. Then at New Year's, he called me to wish me happy holidays, when I was at home alone... and now... he got into a fight in a thrift store to get me rug! Tell me, how was I supposed to not fall for him?" 

"Wow," Kanami blinks. "Anyone who doesn’t know this side of him will definitely bite their tongue…"

"I… I kind of knew, actually," Tomori suddenly comments. "Do you remember, Akane, when Naoh messed up really badly and ruined our first date? Remember how furious with him I was? Well, Rihito was the one who showed up at my doorstep, under a downpour, admitted that he was partly to blame for what happened and asked me to give his friend a second chance. He almost kneeled down and begged with his forehead touching the ground…"

"Don't even remind me of that shit, my fist is still itching to hit his face again," Kanami snorts. "Okubo and Lihito never messed with me again."

"Yeah, it's just like him to do such a thing," Akane smiles. "But still, I didn't stop being me just because of him, I just... well, I'm just opening up a little..."

"Relax, Akane," Kana hugs her shoulder. "None of us have. And Hiro is here to prove it, right?"

"For sure! You're still the same crazy chicks that I love," Hiro declares, making a heart with his hands and making them laugh "You're never gonna change because of a man, if you're confident enough in yourself, that is. If they're good, they're just enough to add to your life."

"Yeah...," Tomori nods fondly. "And Naoh has already redeemed himself, Kanny, c'mon. Your punch pushed him to the right track, it even took him a while to find the courage to drink when we're together. Even Rihito started to behave more."

"Hnf," the baker smiles a little. "Oh, there’s the snack bar. It's nice to have a break from cooking... c'mon, let's eat and gossip about everything and everyone."

"I'm in!," Akane was returning to her normal self, hugging the other three of them. "Let's rock and roll!"

"I'll rock your shit if you keep screaming like that..."

"Wow, Butch, that sounds kinda hot..."

"Shut up!" 

And after that, all they could do was laugh loudly.

Next chapter !

[rillils]

*me pushes you aggresively!!!*

RILS LISTEN. LISTEN RILSS i can't believe you just wrote a story based on my f1 steve. i was completely mesmerized by it that i accidentally squealed so loud at work and had to quickly cover my mouth. one of my coworkers looked at me and said "you okay?" and i said yeah, but truth is NO! I WANT TO ROLL ON THE GROUND AND SCREAM WHILE HOLDING MY PHONE🤣haha oh dear, i'm gonna think about your delicious writing piece for the next few months (especially the one where steve was in the sunset, the kissing scene and bucky's cigarette drop💖 THATS JUST SO MMMWAHH MWAH MWAH). ashdjfdk i love you rils. i love how you react so gleefully towards others' people work including mine (even though i'm still learning how to draw🥺), you always make me swoon with your words and your support is the reason why so many ops continue to pursue their arts hehe. thank you so much my precious. now pls take this little feisty steve💓

AYA MY SWEETS 💖💕🌷💛💫💞✨💖💕💖 AKDHSUHSJSK I LOVE YOU

This is one of sweetest messages I have ever received in my entire life, and I'm still smiling like a complete dumbass BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FJDHKSLSK💕💕💕 I wish I had the skills to write a whole fic based on your art, rather than just a silly little headcanon screamed in the tags, but!!!!! Your art is so inspiring, sometimes I just can't help myself!! IT'S TOO GOOD AHGDUSHSH 💕💖✨💞✨ I'm not kidding here darling, your art tag is an actual treasure from start to finish and I want everybody to know that 💖💖💖 And yes, I will absolutely confess that I have a soft spot for your Steve art, and every time I see a new post, a new AU by you, all I can do is SQUEAL SQUEAL SQUEAL AND SQUEAL SOME MORE

You might still be learning, but your art has such a beautiful, delicate, soft quality that I can't even describe, it's like- like if strawberry milk and peach flavoured yogurt had a baby, you know?? That sweetness! That delicious velvety creaminess!! Aya my love, your art isn't just art, it's a whole mood, it's its own brand of aesthetic, it's a feeling! an emotion!! And it's gorgeous and I love it!!!! with my entire heart!!!! and I'm gonna tell everyone willing to listen!!! And I believe that art always shows a little bit of the artist who created it, and your art radiates pure beauty, pure sweetness, pure love coming straight from your beautiful beautiful heart, 'cause you're gorgeous inside and out, my dear 💖💖💖💖💖

You, and all the amazing talented artists in this fandom, bring me so much joy every day, making all this wonderful art about these two boys that I love so dearly, and when I get silly in the tags (aka all the time, let's be real xD), that's just me trying to convey how happy you guys make me, and how grateful I am for every single work of art I get to enjoy thanks to you all 💕💕💕

I love love love love you sweet Aya, and also I'm 100% stealing that little feisty Steve because *SCREECH* HE'S PERFECT!!!! 💞✨💕💖💫💓💞

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! MWWUUUUAH

[shellyswirlz]

TW:: A LONG ASS RANT WITH MISSPELLED WORDS!

God Hollybis still making me extremely uncomfortable and it's been what.. 4 days already?

The fact she was all like “hEs My MaN@” about him and threatened to kill me over Shroomy OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU COUKD DO THIS OVER

Like bro..

THERE'S A WHOLE DAMN PILE OF CHARACTERS TO CHOOSE FROM IN SMG4 YET SHE CHOOSEA TO DO THISSANS FANGIRL DEVIANTART SHIT WITH THE CHARACTER I KIN SO MUCH AND FEEL A HUGE DEEP PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH OUT OF THE WHOLE CAST..

WHO TF DOES THAT??

W H O TF JUST DOES THAT??

I AM WAKING UP SHAKING AND SAD AF REMEMBERING THIS FREAKING HAPPENED I KID YOU NOT..

LIKE..

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE CUTIE PATOOTI BOY SCOUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS “OH I HATE YOU- HERE'S A KNIFE CAUSE YOU'RE STEALING MY MAN-” BULLSHIT OMFG.. WHY TF DID HOLLY DECIDE TO CHOOSE THIS CHARACTER AND ACT LIKE A SHITTY BITCH OVER THIS CHARACTER SPECIFICALLY?? THERE HAS TO BE A REASON DUDE…… THIS FEELS SO FAKE TO ME., 😭😭

THE FACT DRAMA ON YOUTUBE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS CHARACTER TOO I HATE EVERYTHING..

DRAMA OVER T H IS CHARACTER

AND OHMYGOD THE FACT ONE OF HOLLY’S FRIENDS WITH A CRINGE ASS GACHA PFP CAME IN MY REPLIES, SAYING TO MY FACE, “HOLLY IS HAPPY WITH HER BOYFRIEND! TO ME SHE'S NOT A FANGIRL! 😀”

HER B O Y F R I E N D??

HER FREAKING B O Y F R I E ND??

KILLIBG MYSELF..!?!???

THIS DUMBASS GACHA KID IS SAYING THIS SHIT TO MY FACE AS IF THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE I LOVE HIM, I AM OBSESSED AF WITH HIM, AND I'M ATTACHED TO HIM I REALLY HATE THESE STUPID GACHA KIDS SO MUCH OHMYFRAKING GOD..

LIKE OK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SIMP FOR CHARACTERS BUT CALLING hIM SOME RANDOM ASS TOXIC PERSON ON YOUTUBE’S BOYFRIEND MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY SICK TO MY STOMACH AND REALLY REALLY ILL.. AGAIN THIS IS HAPPENING WITH SHROOMY OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER IN SMG4 TOO… THE GACHA KIDS CHOSE THIS CHARACTER OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER I HATE EVERYTHING...,

LIKE I FEEL LIKE CRYING EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THE FACT HER FRIEBNDS GENUINELY THINKING THAT SHROOMY IS HER BOYFRIEND I CAN'T DOTHUS.,,, ICSNTFREAKJNFDOTHIS..,

IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY SORE… LIKE THATSNOT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT'S MY KIN???? S T O P…,, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOODTOP.,,

LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY ME WTF? WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?? 1!1!!1 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDINF AND OUT OF EVERY SMG4 CHARACTER FOR THE LOVE OF HECKING GOD. DUDE WHAT???

AND SEEING HOLLY HAVE A WHOLW PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO HER BITCH ASS GACHA OC AND SHROOMY MAKES ME WANNQ ACTUALLY VOMIT.. IHWTE THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE..,, STOP SHIPPING YOUR UGLY ASS OC WITH ME!?!?!?!?!?? YOU'RE PROBABLY A KID BUT STILL OMFG KINDLY SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS OC BEING SHIPPED WITH ME..

WHY TF DOES THIA DEVIANTART SHIT HAPPEN WITH ALL MY FAVORITE FRIFKIN CHARACTERA?? FIRST THERE'S RODNEY, THEN THERE'S HERMEY, AND NOW IT'S FRICKIN SHROOMY WHAT ArE THE FRWAKIN ODDS?? ARE Y'ALL DOING THIS ON PURPOSE??

IT GENUINELY FEELS LIKE HOLLT AND ALL THE OTHER DEVIANTART KIDS WERE CREATED IN A LAB JUST TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE SPECIFICALLY..

THIS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN

THIS SHIT DOESN'T JUST FREAKING HAPPEN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

IS THIS HAPPENING FREQUENTLY CAUSE THE CHARACTERS ARE CONSIDERED CRINGE? 😭😭

AND DEVIANTART IS CONSIDERED THE CRINGE SITE?

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW GOD I HQTE EVERYTHINGhehegegeheeexxxvvevevevevveveveveg

OUTOFEVERY FREWKING CHWEWCTER..,,,,,

ALSO HOLLY IS A RUDE ASS INSTAGRAM USER SOUNDING BITCH AS WELL.., CAUSE DUDE SAID “WTF 🤣” IN ONE OF MY CRUSH EXPOSURE POSTS..

I NEED HOLLY GONE /SRS

Oh AND I CAN'T FORGET THE FACT I CANNOT EVEN LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE SONG, MARIO PARTY 2: WESTERN LAND, WITHOUT THINKING OF HOLLY’S “NO SOTP- OH MY GOD I AM GONNA CUT YOU-” BITCH ASS TODDLER PERSONALITY AND THIS STUPID HOLLY DRAMA. HOLLY RUINED MY FAVORITE MARIO SONG FOR ME OMFG..,, I NEED THIS JACKASS G O N E. OUT OF MY LIFE. BITCH LITERALLY SPAWNED FROM DEVIANTART. THE HOME OF OVERLOOKED CHARACTERS AND BABIES.

PARDON THE LONG ASS RANT I'M JUST NOT IN THE BEST MOOD AT ALL RN.,,, I AM ANXIOUS AF, AND EXTREMELY FURIOUS.

Holly and her friends probably don't give a shit I feel like this as well.. THIS RUIJED MY MENTAL HEALTH SO BAD /SRS

God even the name 🤪Holly🤪 makes me wanna grab a shotgun and shoot a mannequin I'm being so fr..

Ok like I'd get it if Holly only liked Anti Shroomy ig.. People usually act this way to the bad boys, but bro it's probably Shroomy in general... The most unexpected character I'd not expect anyone to simp for like this..

But ig it kinda makes sense cause it's brainless Gacha kids..?? But still THERE WAS WHOLE DRAMA OVER THIS CHARACTER I KID YOU TF NOT.. IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SICK AND LIKE CRYING. I THINK I'VE CRIED SEVERAL TIMES THINKING OF THIS BUT IDK

[lady-olive-oil]

Note: ok! Here it is finally!!! Imma work on the covers for this but for now, here’s the cover for chapter 1🤣if you’d like to be added to the taglist let me know.

Expect The Unexpected Ch 1

Word count: 2520

Taglist:

February 2nd, 9:10pm, Eastern Standard time.

The night was like any other night in Brooklyn, it was quiet and calm. Just relaxing on the couch with my dog Chilè, with a cup of honey chai. The moment was blissful till I heard the front door slam shut.

“Well you're here late.” I sighed heavily and glanced at my on again off again boyfriend Damian, of 3 years. I’ve been allowing him to crash at my condo for a few weeks, till his apartment was done being fumigated.

Looking at the clock, it was 9:15pm. He’s been doing that a lot lately, which isn’t odd. I’m used to it by now but I always had a sneaky suspicion. We've been having all kinds of arguments lately and I have a feeling there is gonna be another one.

“Yeah? What about it? I’m here ain’t I?” He shrugged and placed a kiss on my head, before heading to my kitchen. “What’s for dinner?”

If the facial expression I had could kill, it would be deadly. “Nothing. I had already eaten with my family a few hours ago. You’ve been out all day, you could’ve found yourself some food.”

“All you had to do was make me some food, Kianna. That’s it. Not that hard to do.” The tone he had with me was uncalled for. I made my way to the kitchen, putting away the mug I had.

“Or you could just get up off your ass and cook ya damn self, Damian. You’re very capable of doing it.”

He chuckled deeply, and then glared at me. “It’s your job to feed your man, you know?”

“Not when he has his own hands and his own place to cook at. You have hands, use them. Dumbass.” I had had enough of his crap to the point where I was fed up. “You ain't shit for saying it’s my job to feed your ass. And you still ain’t shit for coming here late every night since I let you stay here. You do not even help around here.”

His arched brow was a draw in a battle. “I help around here you know.”

“Damian, no you do not.” rubs my forehead, I shook it in annoyance. “Whatever it is that you are really doing, I hope it is worth it. You ain't shit for how you've been treating me lately.”

“You ain’t shit! That’s why I cheated on you.”

And there it was. The honest truth finally reared its ugly head.

“Really? I ain’t shit?” I glared at him with an electrifying expression. “You’re really gonna stand here, and tell me that when the girl you're messing with doesn't really want your scrawny ass?!”

“Yeah right, we’ll see. She is better than you, you know that right?” His smug grin etched on his face, showing some kind of pride. We made it outside to the front of the condo, on the sidewalk.

I scoffed and began to walk away from him. “Whatever Damian. You can go fuck yourself! I’m done.”

“Yeah, yeah. We’ll see about that too. You always come crawling back to me.”

To get him away from me, I started walking backwards. He came closer with every insult he could muster, that is until I shoved his head with my middle and pointer finger. Which caused him to stumble back into a muddy rain puddle.

I stifled a laugh and then it came out in a full blow. I was holding my stomach in the process. It was too funny.

“What the fuck is so funny!? Help me up!” He demanded and tried to get up, but to no avail he kept sliding back into the mud.

I rested my hands on my knees and came into eye level view of him. “Oh nothing. Just you finally falling on your ass.”

“Stupid bitch! I swear to god I’m gonna-“

“You aren’t gonna do shit. Have fun with your little toy who you think loves you so much. I honestly should have cheated when I had the chance.” Dusting off my jeans, I headed back inside and locked the doors. Finally being rid from him for good, as I heard him yelling in the background.

“I really gotta change the locks. Good thing he left his keys on the counter.”

-10:30pm-

The whole argument replayed in my head over and over again as I laid on my bed, staring at the ceiling. A smile etched on my face as I finally achieved peace. I wasted 3 years of my life on and off with this guy, who really did not give a crap about me. On top of all that, I’m still in school to become a nurse no less. He was right about one thing though, I was always foolish to go back to him thinking he was gonna change. And he didn’t do it once at all.

I felt hot tears run down my high cheekbones, staining my light blue sweater. Having my heart broken this time around, I felt like the world was crashing around me. I normally ended things in my past relationships when moments got too hot or they didn’t last very long. This time it was different, cause I went with my heart instead of my head. I thought Damian was different, and boy was I wrong.

I couldn’t shake it out completely. Wounds don’t heal overnight, but I knew I had to be strong for myself. Gathering my thoughts, I managed to take a hot shower. As time passed I felt something touching my hand, as the hot water hit my rich sepia skin. I looked down at my left hand and saw an indigo colored spider crawling on top of it. Before I smashed it, it bit me.

“Shit!” I yelped silently in pain, soothing the back of my hand as much as I could. “That hurt like a bitch.”

-The next day-

After finishing my nursing exam, I had returned a phone call to my parents to check up on my siblings, as they were out on work business. I had gotten on the bus, and sat in the back. Looking at my hand thoroughly, from the bite, I noticed that it was gone but the bruising was still there.

“That was weird, It was just there yesterday.”

Getting to my destination, I made sure Mrs. Hamilton, the only neighbor my parents trusted to watch my siblings, was good to go. After that, I decided to take care of the wound on my hand, before I checked on my siblings to make sure they were asleep. Oftentimes, I’d wait for our parents to come home from work, on some late nights. Tonight was no different, as they were working late. As the older sister, my job was never done even though I lived 4 blocks away.

Placing a kiss upon each of their heads, I smiled gently to myself as I closed each door behind me, and headed to bed. The twins were my everything and I was honored to even be their sister. Trying my hardest to be the best example possible.

Once I was settled down for the night in my secondary room, I felt a bit better about everything. I drifted to sleep to prepare for my graduation obligations, and yet little did I know that that spider bite changed the rest of my life.

-4 years later-

“Alright Gwen. What am I supposed to be doing again?” I asked while wrapping my hands up with the boxing wraps, knowing I was already going to be sparing alone since I do my tasks alone anyway.

She thought a bit before snapping her fingers. “Try to destroy the targets in under a minute, without using your webs.”

“Done.” Smirking a bit, I leaped and flipped into the training module. Knocking out every single cardboard cutout in record time.

“45 seconds flat. Not bad, not too shabby at all. You gotta teach me how to do that backhand-spring into a roundoff.” She chuckled.

“It’s all in practice, kid. All in practice.” I smiled back, wiping the sweat off my brow. “I’m still shocked how the big guy does not know someone is using the training room.”

She shrugged as we walked out the room, after cleaning up. “He’s always at his computer screens anyway. Not like actually paying attention. Speaking of which, have you seen Hobie?”

Snickering a little I nodded. “Yeah he’s in my world, chillin with my cousin Saniyah, again. I’m sure he’ll be back soon though. I’m just glad they have each other.”

“For someone who doesn’t like labels, it seems as though he has a label when it comes to her.” Gwen chuckled a little.

“You could say that. At least they’re both happy and know the risks. If only it were actually possible to have a love life.”

The thought of them both being happy made me feel good. I was happy for them, and that’s what I wanted for myself. I practically had everything I’ve ever wanted except for a stable relationship.

I graduated from medical school, so I help the other spiders if need be in the medbay. I have a great job back home in my world. But there’s a lot of things missing in my life and I do not think it is possible to have a love life.

“Well, we just gotta find someone for you. You’re a great catch Kianna, and anyone would be lucky to date you.”

“Thanks for the encouragement Gwen. I needed it, truly I did. I’ve been in my head lately, and this talk helped.”

As we headed towards the cafeteria, a portal opened and Hobie came out of it. “Ello, ladies. What’s shakin?”

“Nothing much, just got done training with Gwen. How was your visit with my cousin?” I arched a brow and smirked at him. There was a slight tint of pink on his face that I could see.

“She’s just- I can’t describe it Kiki. She’s amazing, truly. Thank you for introducing us, love.” His voice cracked a bit describing how he felt about my cousin. Thus, causing Gwen and I both to chuckle.

“Well I’m glad you think so. Because she is, even though she isn’t a spider.”

“I’m perfectly fine with it. A cat and a spider, opposites attract in my book.” He nodded in his typical cool way.

Like a switch went off, he inquired a bit. “Speaking of opposites, have you and Miguel talked yet? You’ve been here for like 3 years now.”

“He’s only spoken to me about missions, at least 4 times, which was at least 50 missions with you and Jess. I’ve been doing medical stuff since I’ve been here.” I shrugged and grabbed an empanada. Biting into it, my face contorted in disgust.

“Whoever made these needs to be handled accordingly. These are nasty.”

Hobie and Gwen both let out a gut busting laugh, minimal tears coming out their eyes. Rolling my fireball red colored eyes at the two, a smile creeped up my face. I enjoyed my time at HQ every now and then. It was a second home after all.

“I agree. Not enough flavor.” A deep baritone voice said behind me. We all stopped and turned around to see Miguel himself in the cafeteria. He was taller than I remember last time, which didn’t really mean anything but it was significant. Miguel stood at a whopping 5’10, almost 6 ft height, compared to my 5’9.

“Boss man. What are you doing down here, with us common folk?” Hobie broke the silence.

“Well I wanted to know what all the laughter was about and came down.” He glanced over at me longer than I anticipated. His scarlet red eyes gave me a once over, piercing into my soul.

Arching a well trimmed brow, I crossed my arms over my chest “Seeing something you like, O’Hara?”

He scoffed and shrugged. “Not really, just wondering what you all are doing. Carry on and try not to be so loud, alright?”

“You got it!” Gwen smiled nervously and we all watched him walk away. “That was weird.”

“You’re telling me. Imma go shower and take a nap. See y’all later.”

Leaving them to their own devices, I went to my little apartment in HQ. It was a smaller version of my house back home but doable. The steam of the shower eased the aches in my muscles, soothing them out in the process. The jets of the water pressure made it even more relaxing. Upon lathering my brown sugar body scrub on my legs, I had images pop in my head. I could not make out why my head was swimming with images I didn’t recognize but it seemed familiar.

Getting ready for bed, I made sure to tie my box braids down and drifted into a deep slumber. The images were clearer now. I could finally make out Miguel’s suit and my own, drifting away from the nano tech that had made them. Why was I dreaming of my boss and a new suit? Little did I know the dream version of me wanted him more than anything in the world. A soft groan left my full lips, as I tossed and turned in my sheets, the images shifted to a more sultry scene of Miguel and I in a very compromising position.

I jolted up from the bed, breathing heavily. Trying to catch my breath and make sense of it all. “I really do not need this shit right now.”

Rubbing my head to calm myself down, my phone rang and I noticed an odd caller ID. It was Miguel. “Hello?”

“Delgado. Sorry to bother you but we gotta go, team mission. See you downstairs in 10 minutes.” And just like that, he hung up.

A deep sigh escaped me as I grabbed my bracelet to have my suit on me. All I had on was a purple Nike sports bra; matching spandex shorts and slipped on my sneakers. Upon walking out the door, I felt something sharp prick my bottom lip. I looked in the mirror on the wall.

“Ouch! What was that? Did I bite my lip?” I was worried and confused till I saw a set of decent sized fangs pop out in four places. “Holy shit.”

I didn’t have time to be fascinated over them, I’d have to deal with that another time. I met the team downstairs at HQ, just in time. I slipped my head cover for my suit on, and noticed a rip on the back.

“Damn it. I’ll have to fix that.”

“Ready to go?” Hobie asked as he saw me pull my braids into a bun.

“As I’ll ever be.” We all got into the portal, surrounded by fluorescent colors.

I couldn’t get thoughts of Miguel and I out of my head from a bit ago in my dreams. What could it mean exactly? Who knows really, I just hope it’s nothing life changing.

[edzasks]

your page is literally a haven for toxic fans and tabloid gossip and you're complaining about drama on Twitter? you created it. what do you think speculating about his health and drug use is? your lack of self awareness is embarrassing.

This ask really pissed me rightfully off, so I’m just going to give you a brutal fucking response because of how disgustingly disrespectful you are, and the lies you’re spreading about me. So here we go. I never talk like this, but you can rightfully fuck off.

For starters babe, please shut the fuck up — respectfully.

My page is not a haven for “toxic fans” get the stick out of your ass — I barely come on here anymore, and I don’t feed into this apparent “toxicity.” Just because I post anons and stay neutral doesn’t mean “rumors are pushed.” Neither are those my opinions either. Just because I post them, doesn’t mean I agree or participate in them.

I didn’t create Jack shit either, you just want to bitch 😂😂🤣 and make up fucking bullshit. Cause you all can’t stand that fans have other opinions or want to discuss or chat about their fav which is Zac — that’s how it works every fucking time, there’s always one anon 🙄 who wants to bitch because (on every Tumblr ask blog, if they aren’t jerking off fav celeb 24/7. There are Taylor blogs out there 50x bigger than my blog about Zac and they get the same shit from cupcake anons like this who cry and bitch because they’re that obsessed in their fantasy about the celeb they made in their head. That’s why blogs like mine drive you insane.

If you ever actually spent time on my blog too — then you’d know the anons I get are mainly positive, or neutral. (Back when I was up Zac’s ass, and always stated my opinion firmly, I was still damned, so whatever I do whether ‘perfect’ or not I’m damned always .🤷‍♀️) They are completely mild compared to most ask boxes about bigger celebs. Majority of the time I’m also being neutral (therefore, not really a response) or denying, x, y and z.)

Lastly let me educate you on PR. That’s not how rumors are created you absolute fucking dumbass. Tabloids have never picked up a “rumour” here, ever. You need a fucking whirlwind of people to do that — and guess where those start on? Deuxmoi. One or two anons speculating whatever the fuck they like, doesn’t start shit, but platforms like Deuxmoi have started rumors daily about Zac that been false every fucking time. Why don’t you focus your energy there?

“Speculating about health and drug use” 🤪🤪🤪 yeah, okay anon. If you didn’t have reading comprehension and talking out of your asshole, you would know I never once said Zac was doing drugs, dumb fuck. People speculate all the fucking time and make headline news (there is nothing you can do about it because that’s unfortunately his past)— you also have his ex-girlfriend yapping to radio hosts and booking interviews crying about his issues with drugs and how he struggles. IF YOU used common sense and stop talking out of your ass, you’d be able to put 2 + 2 together (very simple math babe) and realize it’s shit like that reignites the gossip bird.

Additionally addiction is fucking black and white you dumbass — as someone who have family friends who work in rehabbing people, and have lost family & friends to addiction, you aren’t just “sober” and “addiction is over” … Life isn’t rainbows and daises and a walk in the park after. Sobriety is discipline and struggle — what can I tell you? Even Men’s Health magazine already got people speculating on Deuxmoi already, or mentioning his past cause they think he got plastic surgery.

Also next time — get the fuck off anon and speak to me directly and have some balls if you’re gonna shade me on Twitter.

I’m tired of fucking logging in every fucking time and hearing one pissed off stan with their panties in a knot acting like a knight in shining armour. By the way by crossposting to another platform and crying and throwing your hissy fit — you’re the one who WILL start rumors and giving more publicity to my blog, so thanks for the clout babes.

Keep on hating and being obsessed — love my fans 💋

[lythecreatorart]

SANS AUS DUMP!!!

If it not obvious from drawing @comyet ‘s Ink!Sans as the first thing for the fandoms, yes he is my favorite. Error come so far on the list and I’m still surprised to this day (after 2 weeks of consuming fan work of this fandom). I still don’t why I even put them on this list because I never see both of them as an alternative version of Sans🤣🤣. I just see as Ink and Error, not thing less or more.

And I just love these two dumbass’s interactions in general 🤣🤣. (This one literally the first thing I actually drew for UT😂)

BB&CB AU reader don’t know what it coming..

The second place that I cannot separate is the two Blues, Swap!Sans and @skesgo ‘s RESET US!Sans. OG Blue for bias reason (look at Kyzer) and I love the comic of Skesgo’s interpretations of S!Sans and Reset’s story in general!

@loverofpiggies ‘s Geno/Aftertale!Sans is the cause I got into the AUs in the first place (if the main story not let me obsessed with it enough🤣🤣)

It also obvious of @jakei95 ‘s Cross gonna be there. Simply: UNDERVERS and @yugogeer012 ‘s Epic Sans got here for meme-y reasons.. just love these Bros idiot 1&2 here as my last two brain cells🤣🤣🤣

If you wonder why the Classic is not here... because Classic Sans is literally in at the bottom of the top 10 of OG!Undertale characters in general. If I add Papyrus, Medetton, Toriel, and Chara it would be over 10 that’s way I just start with the main Sans AUs first (I still wonder how this one character create so many variation of himself in this fandom so much but I digress).

Extra

because I been listening to @ask-glitch-and-squid dub on loop for 2 weeks

[wendytestabrat]

ughhh…..here we go again. cartman IS more in touch with reality. cartman is machiavellian af…he understands how the world works and what he’s dealing with hence why he’s always able to figure things out and outsmart kyle and everybody else. kyle doesn’t understand how fucked up the town and everybody around him really are, he’s too naive so he thinks everything will always work out for the good or in his favor when it never does….he expects everything to be sunshine and rainbows but that’s just not how the world works or how reality is. and again i’m gonna say this for the 4738939292 time KYLE HAS MURDERED PEOPLE TOO. he fucking blew up canada and got like millions of people killed (in his brother’s home country)…which is in fact way more than cartman’s kill count if you’re gonna use killing scott tenorman’s parents as an example LOL which literally everyone does. not to mention the time kyle almost burnt down the school bc he thought he was ugly or tried to kill the queer eye for the straight guy people (before he found out they were crab people ofc) all because of how butthurt he felt about not being included…i mean that’s literally the definition of narcissism how kyle will act vindictively if he doesn’t get his way or people aren’t paying attention to him…exactly what cartman does. and kyle is NOT working on himself to be a better person, he’s gotten progressively worse as the series has gone on and turned out to be an asshole in the future too. kyle never takes responsibility for his actions or the fucked up situations he ends up in (or moments when he makes things WORSE by intervening) and blames everything on cartman. we see this in the way he’ll jump down cartman’s throat over literally anything even when cartman hasn’t done shit or kyle behaved just as badly as him or acted worse (like when stan called kyle out for stealing the vaccines when he jumped down cartman’s throat for trying to sell them). and you clearly don’t know a lot about narcissism and how complex of a diagnosis it is because acting in a way that’s overt and outlandish like cartman is not the only kind of narcissism there is. people with martyr complexes like kyle have what’s called covert narcissism which can be an even scarier form of narcissism because these are the kinds that act as wolves in sheep’s clothing so they’re harder to detect even though they cause the same amount of harm and are exhausting to be around…everyone on the show is aware that cartman is an asshole because of how blatantly obvious it is so they know what to watch out for, while kyle has everyone fooled. and cartman is aware he’s a shitbag and doing things morally wrong he just doesn’t care and owns it. this is how most sociopaths think, they do understand how things are “morally” wrong in society’s eyes but they act that way anyways because they don’t care and are not easily riled by other people’s emotions. this is how cartman is so good at mimicking good behaviors and acting a certain way at times to manipulate others….like how he pretended to be sensitive about muslims to illicit a response out of kyle…which shows he does understand it’s wrong to piss on another culture, but cartman would shit on a culture anyways because he just doesn’t give a shit about sparing others’ feelings. kyle acts in ways that are immoral all the time but always tries to justify it in a moral way which is delusional af, yes cartman is delusional too because of his schizophrenia and shit but at least he knows he’s bad unlike kyle. kyle is also specifically a communal narcissist too, which is something i learned about recently but i’m assuming it’s a subtype of covert narcissism, these are basically people who preach about morality and pretend to be altruistic but it’s really for selfish reasons. i’m always right…except for when i’m wrong..but even then i’m still right. 🤣 gosh i can’t believe i got woken out of my ranting hybernation for THIS dumbass generic argument that literally everyone uses about kyle over and over again. “he’s a good person1!!1” “cartman killed a kids’ parents!1!1!”

Kyle is more of an ass than Cartman imo if not than I think they’re tied. What’s your take?

too tired to rant abt this but BEEN SCREAMING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS. kyle’s issue is the fact that he’s so delusional and lacks self-awareness and actually thinks he’s an amazing person which makes him even more dangerous and crazy LOL cartman is a huge ass but he’s aware he sucks which tells me cartman is a lil more in touch with reality