#why yall name your kids wierd football parents
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i love football because it means that the names i give my characters aren't unrealistic because people with names like ja'marr chase and eli apple and cooper kupp exist and thats beautiful.
#american football#why yall name your kids wierd football parents#poor kids#why do u always name jocks things like joe when they could be called ben pear like eli apple#and like carl lesbian cuz its not a stretch when theres a matt gay#go ham#but for real#do it for apple
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