#why was i born into a liberal family i shouldve been in the woods hunting from age 10 onwards

[mybreadsmybutters]

i miss my friend’s older brother who had four katanas and 2 rifles on his bedroom wall and ordered pizza for us off his laptop once and had the cops come talk to him because he was pirating SO many movies that it raised red flags on some server somewhere and used to go offroading so often that his truck was just perpetually dripping mud onto their extremely nice painted front driveway and who somehow was always wearing the same monster energy hoodie everytime he emerged from his room