#why so cracy?

[superbellsubways]

he actually gives me so much cuteness aggression its not even funny

[beverage2000]

[lonely-dog-song]

i want to type up how the album Becoming a Jackal makes me think of Eskew but but im too sleepy to type a lot 😑

[eviltits]

the jocker

[androgynealienfemme]

"We go from store to store, trying to things on and inspecting them. I give my opinions on dresses and shoes, blouses and lipstick colors. Sometimes I say things that make the other women look at me, agape, as though my mouth has been possessed by that flighty queen from Queer Eye even while the rest of my body still looks like any other big dumb boy's. I say that I like a skirt but I wish it were bias-cut instead of A-line, or that I am not fond of the fashion for surplice tops, or that the post-WWII idiom in shoes this season is amusing but rarely looks good on actual feet, or that I like the look of a bolero jacket. I know the names of colors, heliotrope and coral and Nile blue, and I can say without hesitation whether a lipstick might look better matte with a bit of powder.

These other women look at me with wonder, their boyfriends and husbands having made a fetish out of refusing to learn such words under any circumstances, as though merely pronouncing the word "periwinkle" or "princess seam" could easily turn a strong man gay as a box of birds. They say to her, "That's your husband?" in voices that loiter between admiring and disgusted, as though they know that there's no force on earth that could make their men or boys take such interest in their clothing and they think they might really prefer that to the spectacle of me, filling an armchair, legs crossed ankle over knee, looking just right until I say "tea length."

The point is that she wants other girls to see what it looks like to have a boy so cracy in love with you, as I am, that he will spend an afternoon talking about capri pants to have a boy so delighted by you that he never calls you by your name, but addresses you always as "beautiful girl," or "my love" or occasionally and with great fondness, "boss." To have a boy who will happily fetch your next-size-down and carry your bags and charm the salesclerks at the register without flirting overmuch and just generally try to make himself as useful as possible, all for the dizzy and undying pleasure of making you happy. And even though I am not a boy, I look like one, and so I can be complicit with her in this kind of wonderful afternoon, part indulgence of her great beauty and style, part guerilla feminist activism.

Later, when we walk through the mall or down the sidewalk, me laden with packages that are clearly hers, I watch the eyes of the people we pass: the women who look at me with a certain longing, wishing they had their own boys to carry the bags. The men who look at her with an unmistakable hunger, wishing that they had the honor of schlepping for a girl like her, and then look at me with a certain edge of disbelief, not quite clear about why I get to squire this marvelous example of femininity around when they are clearly wealthier, more handsome, better hung. I have learned to meet all of these gazes with a calm kind of sweetness. There's no point in defensiveness or sheepishness or challenge. I'm the one holding her bags."

"Being a Shopping Switch” Butch is a Noun essays by S. Bear Bergman (2006)

[shadebloopnik]

Whenever Im feeling down(or need some emotions or diy therapy session) i like to rewatch that supernatural episode where John's dying and so uses one of his last moments to apologize to Dean; to acknowledge all that Dean's done for their family, for him, things Dean never should have had to do. He knew he should've been more of a father to Dean, but he wasn't.

The admittance of his mistakes, how shit he'd been as a dad, how he'd become more of a drill sergeant. Admitting how wrong it was to raise Dean as a soldier, how Dean had to lose his childhood.

The responsibilities he put on his child. Dean gave his all for John and Sam, they're all he has, and finally, Dean can see that being acknowledged. Finally someone says it out loud.

To hear those words, so so important....

John was a horrible father. He was a good man, strong, intelligent, a protector, perhaps a hero to many; but to get there, he had to sacrifice his role as a father to his sons. He became jaded, obsessive , callous, and abusive; mentally, emotionally, and, well we all know it, physically. He was their drill sergeant, of course it got physical. It was to toughen them up, yes, saved them in the long run, yes, but its not how a Father should have raised them, and that's where it all circles back to doesn't it? Him being a father, the one role he failed in.

John loved his sons, of course he did, no question, but at this point, his love was twisted. His love for Mary became obsession, and love for his sons became rage fueled training, harsh and cruel and biting. To him, the greatest act of love he could offer was making sure they lived, no matter how they may end up on the other side.

Dean took all of that on from such a young age; tried to shield his brother from it best as he can. It never gets acknowledged before; not much by Sam who sees it as blind obedience, and not from John who simply expected it.

And yet now, John's acknowledging Dean's struggles and apologizing, and yes it was suspicious as hell, but do you know how else that'd feel like? How freeing? Knowing that your efforts didn't fo unnoticed?

Yes it doesn't change anything but its in ADMITTING IT. Its in the saying, in just being.

Its hard to be hurt so much by the one you love, one you choose to stick by regardless of trouble. To hear them acknowledge everything, its-...... Sometimes you'd have doubts you know? Think maybe you're just imagining all the pain, that you're just being dramatic and things aren't actually that bad. Even when your heart hurts, you try to convince yourself nothing's actually wrong. So to hear someone else validate it, and not just anyone else, but the person who hurt you!!!! Its such a rush of emotion; you wanna cry and laugh hysterically at the same time!!! Like haha im not a dramatic cracy btch after all!!!

And its not even till then that you realize just how badly you needed to hear it.

Maybe its why I come back to this scene when I'm down. To hear the words of a bastard piece of sht of a failed father who against all odds is still filled with love, admitting everything.

Those exact words, even the situations....

Guess I need to hear em too.

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why so cracy…

[gameclam3]

I made these tags on the why so cracy post 2 years ago and the phrase "why so slerious" has not left me since Just figures you might want to know

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why so cracy

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[superbowlsunday]

tumblr has been crazy lately

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I love arrows they can point to things

↑ like this ← or like this hee hee hee

↓joker →she laugh ↑ cracy like Joker

why so humorous

[tatsumi-harem-chronicles]

m##bdmdndfnn i dont know how it would happen but. cinderella niki popped into my head

👀👀👀 rinnes a prince he throws a ball

VJSBDKDBFJF

*yeet *

niki doesnt even care about the ball itself he cares about the food they might serve ghsdbJSBFJndbdjfn his fairy godmother shows up and nikis like great! i want a full course meal

LOL

godmother: dont you?? want a spouse?? niki: is a spouse food. can i eat it

crack idea his fairy godmother is either a wandering mam+kohaku or himeru

FHDBWJAAOHDJDNFNG HIMERUDHEJFBFKNDSKDNF

if its mam+kohaku mam just gives him the food and kohakus like "get ur fucking ass to the ball we have deadlines" bc lets face it, double face r defs mercenaries for various royal fams and someone defs hired them to crash rinnes ball (probs rinne himself)

crackier idea: it's mayoi on his journey to "better himself" by offering free miracles to those who desire it so he can be worthy of prince tatsumi who saw something special in the mean and dreadful witch of the deep

toku why are you so poggers

all these ideas r so good what if they all just appear at the same time and each person fufills a diff segment of the cinderella-ify-ing

himeru: according to this Very Real Prophesy himeru has been mysteriously ordered by his master to carry out, himeru must bring you to this ball and you are not allowed to not attend niki: what the hell. i bet they dont even have quiches there himeru (increasingly frustrated by this situation): they have quiches. niki: i bet they dont even have pies there himeru: they have. pies. niki: i bet th himeru: THEY HAVE. FOOD. SO MUCH OF IT. THEY HAVE SOUPS. THEY HAVE PASTRIES. THEY HAVE CHEESE. niki: oooh i do love cheese

this makes himeru sound like a genie 👀

hsjdvJSBFJjsjsbdkadjkf himeru: (reading off terms and conditions) additionally, if you’ve already summoned himeru, you should be aware that himeru’s very presence feeds off your life fo oh god eichi: ahah heyyy himeru: not YOU again

eichi, would

imagine himeru functions more as like a monkey’s paw than an actual like genue

also funnier idea what if eichi was princess fiona and wataru was shrek/j thats too cracy even for me 😭

[convo gets derailed so we’re skippin to when it continues:]

niki cruising into the royal ball with 5 different magic contractors each with their own agendas for how they're gonna try to make the evening go and he immediately beelines it to the cheese fountain mayoi who's trying to ensure niki has a good time: h-hey if he-e likes thee cheese s-so much j-just let him dro~wn himself i-in it ffor a bit longer may~be? kohaku and mam who are trying to lure niki closer to the buffet table where prince rinne just so happens to be while keeping his presence at the ball very background so he doesn't cast any suspicion on them as they move closer to their target (making niki act as their cover): but there's a rather nice meat platter on that table over there he should try it it looks good eichi who's trying to get niki to dance with rinne so he can prove his capability as a matchmaker/ability to show compassion and love by uniting the prince with his soulmate (completing the task set for him by the elder council of wataru's kingdom so they can get married (wataru's kingdom might be allied with rinne's (or at least their elders are) idk)): oh, the prince is over there too! perhaps a dance would be fun? himeru who's trying to keep niki at the party for as long as possible to prolong their contract and get more of that sweet sweet lifeforce: how about you all slow down and let niki decide niki who's still busy stuffing his face with random things he's dipped in cheese: 🤤 (blissful ignorance)

GUDWBJDBFKDDBF [1]RINNE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY PINS DOWN WHAT’S GOING ON BUT IS TOO ENTERTAINED AT THE SIGHT OF FIVE GUYS TRYING TO GET THIS IDIOT TO DO WHAT THEY WANT

it's a miracle rinniki met at all rlly [1]he is so amused he actually falls in love the idiot lol

rinne initially: wow he has so many bitches maybe we should talk. not that im interested in him though rinne after spending several nights helping niki hide from the Many Guys™️ trying to get him to be with rinne in the first place: wow this guys decent and not in fact pompous and isnt trying to get with me at all and he instantly knew what foods i liked and hes so stupid he doesnt even know im flirting with h aw. aw fuck

himeru: himeru doesnt understand why this isnt working. he even picked out a great suit eichi: personally i think shiina kun would look great in a ball gown, perhaps you should try granting him that much? mama: hey where did he even GO?? HOW do we lose sight of him every single night. WHY has the prince just stopped coming to the ball at all. what is going on mayoi (who picked up on rinne and niki ditching the ball on a nightly basis): ahaha. haha. mmmm. wh-who knows.

kohaku: wait. hold on. himeruhan picked out nikihan’s outfit. m- (cringing) mamahan took care of his transportation. mayoihan blessed him with a normal appetite. what did you do eichihan eichi: i am his emotional support ♡

how did eichi even get there ?!?!? also i love how all of this is going on in the presumed aftermath of hiiro faking his death with aira

fhsbsjdbf imagine his family tasked him with courting rinne but he decided it was WAY funnier if he could get this commoner guy to marry him instead

wait i thought this was before that

wait when is the cinderella in the timeline is it b4 or aft the snow white fake deaths?

[2]post-kaname at the very least

[2]while hes stuck in the beasts castle or b4 that?

before that

[3]i thought the timeline was rinniki gets together -> rinne finds out about the council's plans for hiiro -> rinne fakes hiiro's death and runs away -> rinne ends up in jun's castle

lmao just realized we could also also make kaname a little red riding hood parallel to match jun's big bad wolf/beast

[4]if we somehow twist this so that this is before hiiro’s presumed death, the mental image of hiiro standing in for rinne at the balls while rinne’s off with niki….. xkdndkdbdkf

[3]seems legit [4]na he looks to good boy to stand in for rinne, he jsut covers/lies abt his wereabouts to the elders 4 him probs the reasons the elders got fed up and decided to super weapon him, actually

:cantdothis: and it is rinnes fault………

kinda yes as always ^^

[eikonoklasms]

why so cracy