#why is this even required

[blueskittlesart]

job application

[never-rxne]

sleepy modern!sevika headcanons for my followers and moots because its 10pm and my eyes are closing and i'm rlly upset abt it because i wanted to write-

she would make a big show of getting ready for bed early, evening stretches, making tea, settling with a book (out cold before getting through a chapter with her reading glasses dangling off her nose.)

an hour later she'll wake up randomly and walk around the apartment. check the lock on the door. make sure there's water in the bowl for the pets.

sleep talks so clearly you ALWAYS think she's actually talking to you and will hold an entire conversation that she will not remember in the morning.

will be reading some psychology book about dreams and hyperfixate for a few weeks on the underlying meanings beneath them. makes you explain your dreams to her in detail and then tells you what they mean

no amount of coffee she drinks will keep her from passing out in front of the tv at 9 sharp

[cobaltfluff]

wait, who's getting married??

[lunewolf13]

Duke, Kon, and Cass all enter a darkened room.

Duke: So, why did you gather us together?

In the center of the room, a chair turns. The person sitting on the chair, with Alfred the Cat in his lap, is none other than Tim.

Tim, in an embellished tone: Welcome.

Duke, reaching for a taser in his pocket, unsure of whether Tim is mind-controlled or roleplaying: Uh, we are honored to be in your presence?

Kon is only slightly weirded out: Dude, what the heck?

Tim: You see, dear allies.

Tim drops back to his normal voice: I have a problem.

Kon: I hear therapy is good for that.

Cass: Problem we can punch, or problem that needs words?

Tim sighs forlornly: Words, unfortunately.

Cass: Sad.

Tim: You see, I need to practice my villain monologues. That wouldn't be a problem by itself, but I need an audience that won't be completely insufferable when I just need some performance feedback.

Duke: Is that why you didn't invite the others?

Tim: That's exactly why.

Cass nods sagely: We will help.

Duke: It'll definitely be fun at least.

Kon: Sure. I'm free.

Tim: Thanks. I'm going to start now.

Tim in an accurate impression of Ra's: It truly was fun to play with you, if that is any consolation.

Kon interrupts: That sounds too friendly.

Tim frowns: How, exactly, is that too friendly? This is literally the part when I kill someone. I stab them brutally in the stomach with an actual longsword, right before I chop off their head. Even if I invited my victim on a picnic, he'd still be freaked out from whatever I say. Because, y'know, stabbed in the stomach?

Kon waves it off: Out of context, it's too friendly. You should say something like 'This was fun, but I'm bored now.'

Cass: End it with goodbye. Menacingly.

Tim shifts in his seat and gets into character: This was fun, but I'm bored now. So long.

Kon: Better. But you should totally put some flair into the 'so long!'

Duke turns to Kon: Do you want him to be flirty right before he kills a guy?

Kon: Have you never heard, 'if villain why hot?' before? If Tim was a villain, he'd be the hot villain.

Tim blushes at the kinda-compliment: I mean, I guess I can try.

Tim: This was fun, but now I'm bored. So long~

Tim: Like that??

Kon pumps up a fist: Yeah!

Cass: Wrong. Make the goodbye scary. Be mean.

Duke: And maybe bring back the consolation thing. Make that the first part of the line.

Kon: Oh! Get rid of the bored part! It'll roll off the tongue better!

Tim shifts in his seat again, and the cat leaps off his lap: If it is any consolation, this was fun. Goodbye now~

Duke, Kon, and Cass think to themselves a bit. It's better, but they feel something's missing.

Kon: Oh!! Tim!

Tim: Yeah?

Kon: Drop the evil rich guy impression and just use your Drake voice!

Tim frowns: My what?

Kon: You know, that voice that sounds nice and sweet, but in a scary way!

Cass nods: Gala voice.

Duke: You can mix it with some Red Robin edginess for an extra kick.

Kon: Yes! Do that! It'll be terrifying!

In a blink, Tim shifts to his sleek, gala persona. Smiling, openly polite, perfect posture. Then he lets the smile sharpen. His voice is slick, sweet, and with an edge of sarcasm when he opens his mouth.

Tim: If it's any consolation, I certainly had fun with you. Goodbye now :)

Duke:

Kon:

Cass:

They erupt in applause. Kon whistles and takes a picture.

[wtftaylr]

I MAKE MY TRIMPHANT RETURN with a bunch of outfits. I'm very happy they're finally done!! Click for higher quality!

A few notes under the cut bc i did not work on this since October to not yap about my thought process /silly (i say with peace and love)

Bounty Hunter's Duster: Her first love. She liked being able to shoot that guy right in front of Gomorrah on behalf of Francine Garret. She was loathe to part with the cool hat, but anything for Francine fr.

Daniel Sadie's Outfit: Sadie is the founder of the He-Man Daniel Hater's Club (most of the companions are part of it despite not knowing who Daniel is. It's difficult to get anything more than a sneer and, "a fucking asshole," from Sadie when asked, but for some reason we trust Sadie's opinion). Anyway, despite Daniel being Daniel, we like his outfit. I like to think she stole it off his back in the night before leaving Zion.

Dr. Mobius' Scrubs (+ Glasses): Something she wears a lot post-game while researching the Tunnelers. I just love this outfit. Also the glasses are, through some miracle, her exact prescription. She's never seen clearer.

Vera's Outfit Redux: I redesigned Vera's Outfit bc Sadie would not be caught dead with a giant flower on her hip, respectfully. I referenced a few of Marilyn Monroe's dresses! The jewelry is designed after the Tops logos, gifted by Benny. Sadie doesn't wear much jewelry but, unfortunately, she likes Benny enough to make an exception.

Courier's Duster + Wasteland Designs: Sadie sews and assembles clothing! Expanded on here, but tldr: she's 5'0" so she has to adjust a lot of things to fit her. The only outfit that's ever fit her without her needing to adjust it was the Courier's Duster that Ulysses made for her. She was both surprised and just a little creeped out. Anyway, she'll take parts and pieces from some outfits and combine them together, as seen in the last two designs.

She also made the other two New Vegas outfits from scratch, using fabric and clothing she found throughout New Vegas. A lot of clothing from the Ultra Luxe conspicuously went missing, but don't worry about it. If you tell on her she'll tell you on Benny (not the biggest threat in the world but if you piss off Benny, you piss off Sadie by extension so... not worth it.)

[seagreenstardust]

Had a lovely night’s rest and I can confirm:

Hori refusing to explicitly confirm iz////ch but then turning around and saying “oh but remember that darkness kid and the mushroom girl? Yeah they’re totally 100% a thing” is still just as hilarious as it was yesterday

[mobydyke]

[mollysunder]

I know Heimerdinger's Christian Linke's favorite character, and I sort of tolerated it in s1, but now it feels like things are a little too indulgent. Heimerdinger gets to team up with Ekko to launder his reputation through Ekko and the Firelights. Heimerdinger gets the first narrative game and second character teaser in the promotional cycl. Heimerdinger gets to SING A SONG that's included on the s2 Arcane soundtrack (Spin the Wheel).

Maybe I'd be less annoyed if the show at least did more to acknowledge Heimerdinger's failings as a leader, but his character description can't even do that. This is how the official Arcane website describes Heimerdinger:

"Heimerdinger warned the Piltover Council about the dangers of using magic without tangible solutions for safeguarding its use. Learning from his mistakes with Jayce, Heimerdinger inspires Ekko to keep looking for a solution and works with him to solve the problem, instead of just offering advice."

That's not Heimerdinger's main problem! The problem is the fact he's the person most singularly responsible for the state of Zaun and Piltover. It feels like the show and the cast are just dancing around the fact that Heimerdinger technically has the highest body count in the show (Day of Ash, pollution, extreme poverty, etc). The one time someone puts him to task (Jayce), the show makes it seem like Jayce is wrong or overstepped, and yeah he did do it for Viktor's sake, but Jayce was right! Heimerdinger's bad at his job, he shouldn't be in a leadership position if he's a bad leader.

[emily-escott]

Rapidly made this to send to @dramaticeyerolls (the topic of conversation maaaaaay have been an actual, full length comic she miiiiiiiiiight be helping me develop)

[asexualbuthorny]

you know what i hate?

when bitches wobify Mu Qing and make him into a twink and i especially despise it when they do it for a ship with Feng Xin.

and okay he's not as muscular and more lean (hence being describes as looking scholarly) but do y'all fucking forget the man is a martial god in his own right? by no means is that man a damsel in distress that needs Feng Xin to constantly save him. he's smart, he's cunning and yeah he had a few vulnerable moments but by no means is he a poor wet meow meow he would kick your ass and laugh at you for being a failure. and yeah he's more lithe, especially when he's constantly next to Feng Xin who is kind of hypermasculine in fandom portrayals and impo (general "gigantic masculinity" anyone?) and those two are THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT so why is Mu Qing always drawn to be much shorter than Feng Xin. and also maybe let's factor in the fact that Mu Qing was poor when growing and likely had to go without food so the lack of proper food while growing probably had an effect on his development(this just a hc btw but still it tracks). also this whole thing kind of smells really bad when people take Mu Qing, who is described as scholarly, and feminise him. it's really giving "EUGH!!! school is for girls!! only boys play sports!! academics=lame, feminine girly, war=cool, MASCULINE, done by REAL MEN URGH!!!"

y'all saw a man who is a war good who doesn't conform to your idea of a "war god" and went "no❤️that one is a femboi catboi twink who gets bent over by that one who DOES conform to my basic, no nuance idea of a war god"

get bent xoxo

[moeblob]

Friendship.

[theflopwonder]

yeah dude tracing dc by publication history is the fastest way to induce a migraine and for some reason BatBooks in particular are just notoriously bad at following or obeying things going on in other books featuring said characters even tho all it would take is a one off sentence to explain it, and ESPECIALLY in Tim’s case. This is why everyone thinks he was dating Cassie and Zoe at the same time. I know it’s meant to be a half baked joke but still, he wasn’t cheating, the editorials just REFUSED to talk to each other 😭😭

[ushsblog]

The song

(Warning for a random ship !!!)

So, remember that scene in the Princess Ivy episode where Cedric stays listening to the dragons sing? It made me think that Cedric enjoys music and songs and then I remembered this episode of the silent knight so, yeah this is some very oc ship

Sorry about the quality, my scanner has seen better daysss

[shootingstarrfish]

i loved the very real maid arc of the series that definitely happened <3 happy maid day!

[energeticpoltergeist]

he wasn't invited (happy 20th anniversary Path of Radiance!)

[gideonisms]

it's easy to forget due to the amount of fluff produced as a result that the original tma was that good of a horror story you are like huh did we all have a collective hallucination in 2020. but no it was just genuinely good.