#why is there no fucking trissifer art where is the lesbian love

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Do you know what heterosexual ships I like from the Witcher?

None. None of them. I've had the hetero agenda shoved in my face my entire life so guess what motherfuckers EVERYONE IS GAY NOW. EVERYONE.

No exceptions. We're ignoring the canon. There's no love triangle. Triss and Yennifer are in love and have a beautiful castle together. Jaskier and Geralt had a lovely Spring wedding. Ciri gets a girlfriend when she grows up. Everything is gay and no one dies. Even Roach can have a girlfriend and guess what the horses are immortal now too.