#why have i never been informed of the smoochable dwarf-man before

[invinciblerodent]

i’m not sure if it’s immersive the way bg3 or dragon age are, but divinity original sin 2 does have a romanceable dwarven seafarer with a thick scottish brogue, if it’s any consolation. may this be a balm to your dwarfmancing needs.

Oooh Divinity has been on my to-play list forever, but you're telling me that there's a smallarge dwarf-man I can smooch?

...... and his name is BEAST???!??

i'm there so fast, you won't even see me leaving, just the Looney Toones-esque, comically me-shaped dust cloud