*Wade left his phone on the subway and the lost and found isn't open till Monday, it's Friday*
Wade: But what if it got stolen!!
Logan: We'll check lost and found on Monday.
Wade: But what if they don't find it and it slipped down the side of a seat.
Logan: Then we'll search the trains.
Wade: But I don't know what train it was.
Logan: Then I'll track it with the app I downloaded.
Wade: You downloaded what- wait, it's out of batteryyyy.
Logan: Then we'll buy you a goddamn new phone Wade.
Wade: But then I'll lose all the sleepy kitty photos I have of you-
Logan: The. What?
Wade: Ahaha- we'll call them on Monday!!!
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