#why dont u likr me like u like them

[lesbiantrish]

looking at the seen 2 hrs ago message like its someone telling me theyre going to die

[addictvettel]

heyhey random ask but what songs do u associate w ur fav f1 duos (asking this for no reason) (editing.)

Hi Megamind

Thank you for this amazing question uou r SO snart.

Ok for starters i have so many more fave f1 duos but rn these r like the ones I’m really fixated on so for the love of god i can onlt think about them likr literally anyyyu other song thats related to my other fav ships that r not mentioned here just went fackinf poof so yeah.

Brocedes. I’m so hyperfixated on brocedes at the moment I think its getting really bad

The world we once knew (over and over)- Frank Sinatra

Rosemary- Deftones

Cherry wave- Deftones

These r like the basic boring classics uve seen many brocedes edits eith these songs

Moonlight on the river- Mac DeMarco

somehwre from around likeee 4:00 and up cuz thats where it starts progressing getting louder and crazier thats like the part that reaaallyyy reminds me of them

Shades of cool- Lana del ray

from like 4:12-5:10) and its like its the whole vibe of the song BUT also like im imagining a mixxutureee of angst and also like their old happy memories likee in that time i mentioned in the sonf

Omec more to see u- Mitski

No need for explaining. It speaks for itself. (cries)

Why didn’t u stop me- Mitski

From Nicos view pls mercyyyy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Francis forever- Mitski

“I’ve been trying to lay my head down, but I’m writing this at 3 am” this reminds me so much of Nicos letter to Lewis plsssssssss mercy pls😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Orbitron- Duster

OK CARLANDO!!

Only two songs cuz bricedes brainrot made me stop heing able to think when it comes to other duos

Compass- The neighbourhood

This song speaks to my carlando fan soul when i listen to it. GENUINELY.

Gold dust- Duster

The mood of gold dust is sooo happy carlando with also a bit of angst. I imagine a whole carlando edit when i listen to it.

Sebmark

Again one somg cuz uhm brocedes brainrot☹️

Fallen star- Neighbourhood

Lewis, Seb, Kimi

Snap out of it- Artic Monkeys

Honestly ik its not a duo but pls every time i listen to that song I’m reminded of them

Anythiwng- Adrianne Lenker basically fits all pls😭 lenker cooking up the most peak songs pllssssss have some mercyyyyy😭😭😭🤞🏼🤞🏼💔💔💔

The favt that obsessing over brocedes made my brain shut doen completely when it comes to ANY other f1 duo like pls. Like it was hard even tryint to think of other duos while answering thus pllsssss😭😭😭 brainrot is so real

Honesly i have so many more fave f1 duos but haven’t thought of somgs and styff to them. Its like i have a an idea of what tyoe of songs they woukd have but i dont have any specific songs likedee. I need to get on my game and make playlisys for diff f1 duos. I eill one day tehee.

Ok thanks for readinf my rant baaaaaiiiiiioooo tehee

[akaakeis]

oh nooooo i tripped and fell for u into ur ask box

eating ny ice cream rn ;; strawberry is such a weird flavour like if i had to choose and get one i would not get strawberry but if irs rhere at home im finishinf ALL of it

ALSO, DRAWING ON PEOPLE'S HANDS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

anyways about the iwa smau!!! genuinely have no motivation rn #tweaks BUT i would like to say that the yn is shamelessly based off me like i have consumed acrylic paint on multiple occasions (today) (with ice cream)

ILYT!!!!! IM WRITING THIS RN SO I CANT RESPOND (CRIES)

lost a mark in my chem test today im tweaking

BUT THE FREAKY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK AND DOING GOOD AND AN ATTENTIVE STUDENT AND LIKR????????? ERMMMM SHES INSANE BUT FHE ACADEMIC VALIDATION GOES SOOO HARD

also like lowkey icl i was hanging around ur blog again rn and thats why i decided to send an ask !! ur blog is so pretty rrrrr

I ALSO BASICALLY JUST PEAKED IN HS CUZ THE LIBRARIAN RECOGNISED ME AND GAVE ME A BOOK RECOMMENDATION AND LET ME TAKE IT EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T HAVE THE PROPER STUFF TO BE FILED AS BORROWED (like each book has a code and this one didnt and she STILL gave it to me) SO LIKE BASICALLY SHE TRUSTS ME BC IVE BEEN OVER HERE FOR LIKE A YESR AT LEADT TAKING A BOOK THEN COMING BACK 1-2 DAYS LATER CUZ I FINISHED IT LOLOLS

also about OUR iwa fic i was js thinking like,, fake dating this dumbass b word ushiwaka and hes like ?? why me ??? "ur names rhyme kind of" ?? wth ??

lowkey think im immune to anything thats in acrylic paint now bc i have Eaten So Much Of It

anyways the book is lowkey good i havent finished it YET but irs called the girl on the train and like woahhhhhh smth like that at our super conservative school is iNsane

i hope u feel better soon!!! if u dont ill fly over and idk. magic

i have a maths test tmr rjejsjskssk the topic is fun but I Don't Know what if i Fail

OSHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO LOCK IN AND DO HW OOPS ERM HRU TELL ME AB UR DAY ETC ETC and also any sav x yaku tidbits youd like to drop <- forgot the ship name AND AND AND THE ANONS THINF IS SO REAK KMFG

ok byebye ily xx

ah thats a shame 😞😞 hope your knee or whatever u banged on the way in heals up well lina 😞

yum yum yum ice cream!! i hope ur enjoying it!! also thats so real i feel like strawberry ice cream is just an odd flavor... but true that i always eat the strawberry ice cream in the freezer just to spite my other roommate (with love!!!) LMAO

also real 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i adore when people draw on me or let me draw on them it js makes me so happy <3

DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO WORK ON IT!! BE SPORADIC!! DO IT WHENEVER YOU GET IDEAS!!! WE WILL STICK AROUND TO READ WHENEVER U DECIDE TO WRITE

NOOO NOT THE CHEM TEST IM SORRY LINA :((( ITLL ALL WORK OUT THO

NOT THE ENGLISH TEACHER. IM SORRY SHES MY OPP FROM WHAT IVE HEARD ABOUT HER SHES FREAKY I FEAR. BUT FOR THE ACADEMIC VALIDATION I SUPPOSE I GET IT...

HELP i didnt ever realize how much time you spent on my blog like genuinely 😭 BUT THANK YOU SM!! im super proud of this theme even tho its not the most intricate <3

WOOOW THE LIBRARIAN RECOGNIZED YOU AND TRUSTED YOU W AN UNFILED BOOK??? i aspire to be you but i never step foot into my school library i much prefer my public library... there's sm more books that i read there!!! BUT THATS GENUINELY SO COOL WTF

bro that fic will genuinely be so funny 😭 like the quote we were yapping ab earlier "ushijima?? the hell?? you don't even go to the same school as him?? 😨" iwa would be more confused than anything at first AND I THINK THATS HILARIOUS!! and pls ushijima just AGREEING hes a closeted himbo i swear i swear i swear

alina im genuinely concerned over the fact that you CONSUME acrylic paint? but whatever? i guess? please dont eat too much that's definitely not meant to be consumed 🧍‍♀️

im gonna add that book to my tbr list!! i read the synopsis and it sounds pretty good tbh

THANK YOU!! my roomie is taking care of me so i'll probably be fine within the next few days 🙂‍↕️

AND GOOD LUCK!! im sure you'll do amazing dont even play w me rn alina YOU WILL DO SO SO SO WELL YOU LITTLE MATH NERD (affectionate)

OH YEAH GO DO HOMEWORK WTF 😭 IM GOOD! I FEEL BETTER TODAY <3 IVE BEEN IN BED SINCE I WOKE UP SO THERE ISNT MUCH TO TELL YOU ABOUT BUT UHHHH LAST NIGHT I WATCHED HOWLS MOVING CASTLE WITH MY ROOMMATE!! SAV X YAKU IS SAVORI!!! COURTESY OF BAKERY ANON MY LOVE 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ UMM I DONT HAVE TIDBITS RN BUT ILL DM YOU WITH RANDOM ONES SOMETIME DURING THE DAY TRUST!!

bye bye!! ily ily <3

[beyondthebackup]

✉ ALL

㊁ : emergency

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] im coming to your room if anyone asks ive been with you all day dont ask me why delete this text

♡ : endearing/affectionate/loving

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] Why are you so nice to me? Do you like me or something?

👅 : sext/suggestive

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] I meant it. Our children would be beautiful.

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] You know how those are made, don't you?

♪ : musical/lyrics

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] Like a pretty girl in a wheelchair that still claims she fell downstairs but if he touches you again with those grubby little hands might have to break them

★ : wrong number

[TXT: Yoriko ] you think you're safe in her room? you're not safe anywhere. you're such a coward, you're ungrateful, i was going to be nice to you and you run away with your tail tucked between your legs. you get exactly what you deserve

[TXT: Yoriko ] god, you're so weak, imagine what she must think of you. you couldn't protect her, you can't even protect yourself, you're fragile and easily bruised and all you're doing is showing her how utterly pathetic you are

[TXT: Yoriko ] i'll be right outside that fucking door alternative i always am

[TXT: Yoriko ] Yoriko delete the messages I just sent you delete them right now

☯ : angry/hateful

[TXT: Yoriko ] Did you think you were special?

[TXT: Yoriko ] You were just a toy we fought over.

♖ : drunk/drugged

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] i ifeel ssssoooo good rigjht now ikm the car with thus guy im likke 99%hes a ped bbut this shit ghe gaev me is soooooo goooood dont worry im prolly just gonan rob him HAHA stupid fcvk i played so dumb jjsut n ow it weas hilariousm

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] obelus was alll like why would u fjkling get kinn a strangers car like esp sokme odl dude and iw as likr go fuck yourslef or sdmthing i forget but i was pissed dont remmber anwy so i left him

[TXT: 🐰 Yoriko 🐰 ] wnhy dont you evrrr come to these parties your suuuch a priude yoriko you';re ahjot prude thats even SWORSE yoyure telojg me you dont EVER think about a trhessome with you and me and altnerive??? youf definitlyt think aboutt it i think abti it <3 <3 <3

♛ : worried

[TXT: Yoriko ] Are you in your room?

[TXT: Yoriko ] Is A in your room?

[TXT: Yoriko ] What did he tell you?

[TXT: Yoriko ] He's a liar, I didn't do anything, I was trying to help him.

[TXT: Yoriko ] You're ignoring me.

[TXT: Yoriko ] Yoriko

[TXT: Yoriko ] He's probably faking it for attention he's fine he's not a baby just send him to the infirmary I'll leave him alone

[TXT: Yoriko ] Trust me he's used to it he's used to this the frail wounded puppy thing is an act HE ENJOYS IT

[TXT: Yoriko ] He can't sleep in your room there's nowhere for him to sleep what is he gonna sleep on the floor you cant share a bed your bed is way too small

[TXT: Yoriko ] YORIKO

♘ : late night

[TXT: Yoriko ] Alternative and I are going to die. If you could save only one of us, who would you choose?

[imquitedumbreally]

dude honeu sweetheart my guy vro pal bud feiendo mr guy... i did the thing so u wouldnt need to have my depresion rants on ur feed why tf u follow me again xd. like. is it just like "oh this person follows my sub wife mother of my children etc ima follow them to make sure they arent fuckin bad or dangerus or whatever"? like . what would need you to refollow me. am i dumb? (yes) why would you want my shit on your feed. its been bouncing aroud my head but likr huh . i jsut cant figur wit out. like if you dont want me and you need to keep an eye on me wouldn tyou just block me on both accouts? like. idk im fuckin stupid so whGever theres probably some simple thing and u dont pay attention to my blog and u jusg follow everyone but like im so confuseddddddd xd. w/e.

[kusundei]

chat^_^. i am kind. imsokind. i dont fucking care its okay^_^. how i wish i never told them bcuz why is this your business??????? i dont mind talking ab it but sharing it with other people and brhind my back?? maybe im a hypocrite and im evil but i dont need to hear you talking ab her inches away from me. something ab it just. sincerely pisses me off. like what do you know???? i dont care ab sav and ajax thats granted and they know and honestly i think i bring it up more than they do and its fine because ill talk ab it its just.? i truly only wanna talk ab that w them. i wish i didnt overshare at the time i always regret it??? and going out of ur way to interact w her and harass her??? idk chat. ayden was already pushing and i think the reason its making me so upset is just. what they say cuz they dont know. and then??? interacting w her??? following her and trying to comment,????? sharing it with pther people like what the fuck are you doing???? idk i think its just cuz its. them but its fine im okay.

if anything i thought. the tweet was abit? humorous? also cuz like what the helll . like ik what lyric ur talking ab u dont have to act like its only that part ur referring toooo ^_^ god forbid both of my exes would end up??? evil and.??? transphobic????? just oddd. im sorry i was emotional and i wasnt what you wantef and didnt dooo what you wanted i was just. being. vulnerable with you. comfortable enough to cry and be honest and im sorry i was always hurting???? truth be told iiii an honestly still the same way. i can definitely cope w it alot better but nooo i still bounce back and forth the same way j suppose. still sad most pf the time like i was before so idk. i was just rlly in a state back then^_^ but i swear im not always falling to bits (heh) ^_^. anyways nooo im kind. ill be fine its just a little bothersome. ill give her the benefit of the doubt and hope she didnt truly mean it like that. just odd because shes. talking ab me again. perchance ive?? enabled her??? i just hate that its alsooo. made ajax upset. oh to not have gotten him wrapped up in my shit i wish even now we had kept everything between the two of us but i was selfish because she was too??? but i was supposed to be MORE MATURE. if anything i just truly wish i had never told ethan. aleena if i had asked probably wouldve kept her mouth shut but no she. talked too much. same w kyle and alex i wish it just. stayed between me and everyone not everyone w everyone???? but its fine. im kind i dont know why shes at school today its a friday??? but its okay. i have bigger worse things to worry about . just hoping ill be fineee when i go home and ajax would be feeling better…… but its fineee its fine. i love savannah she keeps me sane in times of despair 💗

praying my mom stays kind because of yesterday. it seriously hurts likr alooot. kyle kept pushing on it and it hurt so bad ??? jot to mention hes just being evil again but im not letting it get to meee. i need to stop wearing this shirt he always … is more handsy when i do??? id put the cardigan back on but its making me evil. but yeah no its aching so bad and i wanna check the thing but im aftaid the bandaid wont be sticky anymore if i do and erm. wouldnt help. no because she was talking about like stitches??? i think it just looked really bad wuen it happened cuz after cleaning it it seemed fine. maybe cut through the first or second layer or whatever im still just shocked a chair did that to me. but oh well i think. if it truly went further it’d hurt alot more than it doesss. its just i can eee the putline of the blood jn the bandaid cuz it wouldjt stop bleeding but i wohldnt need stitches for this??????? im just gonna stop thinking ab it. i neeeed to lock in….. im being dramatic everything is fineee.

i am sooo. out of it? idk i woke up this morning just a little humored oddly enough but it is draining out of meee. i am so tired i genuinely contemplated just waiting so id miss my bus or something. im exhausted and im tweaking like physically but i guess im okay still??? my hand is aching even more today and its bruising around the sides but regardless its fineee. was gonna say ohhh i hope no one asks (someone is going to ask. sav probably) but its finee.

just feeling veryyy. exhausted today. like i wouldnt mind if i got hit by a car just now sorta thing. also just threw on whatever and called it a day and i also have that test and allll that other shit like ughhh. but its fine ill lock in. a little worried again but im sure he’ll be okay when he wakes up or something.. still pandering to my mom and praying kyle isnt here this morningg i dont feel like dealing w this today ^_^ but it is. okay. im filled with loveee. i think ^_^

[etherealskeletons]

there is jus no pleasing or winning with peter,,, rlly got in trouble for having a whispering conversation with my dad while him and his wife/my cousin watch tv

[ghoulromantism-moved]

ngl i dont rlly like the idea that if we love our f/o's it's bc they loved us first. i feel like it kinda takes away from my freedom uknow?

[linhardts-remade]

hi im sorry im venting i will delete this later

[zelink-and-loz]

hc dump (mostly botw)

some of these are imagine your otp things i found on tumblr btw!! or inspired by them at least! not all ideas here are entirely mine... but mostly they are originals ^^ feel free to be inspired by these :>

most of the ones that refer to zelda and Link as they/thems are from imagine your otp prompts!

help Zelda subtly flirting and Link taking a moment to realize she's flirting and then just being like 'ᵒʰ'

post calamity Link is blunt and honest about being in love with zelda and she gets so flustered about it

wheras pre-calamity link is flustered and shy about anything LIKE flirting

Headcannon that Link got the master sword and almost immediately named it Fi (he never told anyone though.) he just sort of felt that that was what it was meant to be called. Like how i hc he knows Saria's song but not how he knows it or where it came from.

mxmtoon’s ‘Better than u’ is If revali was a song

revali is gay for link you cant convince me otherwise

link is oblivious to this fact though (really only urbosa notices lmao)

hc  that Zelda bought a kalimba once bc she thought it was cool & it looked pretty and Link thought it was really neat so he tried to play it & he played saria's song on it pErfectly and he has no idea how (but sarias song is weird and at this point he just sort of accepts it) and he teaches himself Zelda's Lullaby bc he knows its important to her somehow & she wakes up while he’s playing once & shes so touched and every now and then when shes feeling down he'll play the kalimba for her. 

and when she cant sleep he always plays zelda's lullaby and it always helps

o v e r p r o t e c t i v e   Link because he has anxiety... Link with ptsd... Skyward Sword Link having extreme self esteem issues after the whole thing with Impa... Link but he has ISSUES

but seriously im obSESSED with Skyward sword link having major self esteem issues after the whole thing w/ impa 

and then after the events of the game Zelda helps him get over it!!!!!!!

ok hc that they each remember every single (accidental or purposeful) time they flirted w eachother if it was accidental they usuall y realize it between like a minute and a week later but they p much always realize it also they really hope that the other doesnt remember bc that would be EMBARRASING and (getting into possible au territory here bc i STILL DONT KNOW IF THEY HAD TIME TO CATCH U P POST CALAMITY >:( STILL ANGERY ABUOT THAT LIKW WHEN IS BOTW 2 GONA COEM OUT ND HAND ME THE TASTY LORE) post-calam link talks abt p much ALL of those moments when he tells zelda what he remembers and shes like 'wtf he remembres that  skndnvbdvtlghtfw'

like when they call the other cute or hot or say sometging sappy

omg he also tells Zelda abt how Urbosa kept teasing him abt her and shes like 'LMAO THATS WHY YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE HER STOP GIVING U DARES' (bc urbosa always dared him to kiss zelda or tell her he loved her or something stupid likr that bc urbosa 10000% shipped them so like shut up im 109% right)

i love Zelda and Urbosa's relationship so much... Urbosa is likr a very cool aunt but also a mother figure but also a best friend to Zelda and her callig Zelda little bird bc thats what zelds' mother called her before she died...when i think about it sassy muscle woman is so sad she probably tells Zelda about her mother bc Urbosa and Zelda's mom were like. besties or whatever before Zelds' mom died also the cutscene where Urbosa is sitting with Zelda and Zelda is fallen asleep and Urbosa tells link to make sure she stays safe... muscle woman makes me feel sad 

but also shes sassy and funny!!! immediately after the heartfelt moment where she told link to take care of zelda or whatever she said i dont remember exactly, she wakes zelda up by making thunder in the distance and then laughs at Zelda lmfao 

ALSO SHES SEEN LINK GIRLBOSSING IN THE GERUDO WOMAN OUTFIT LMFAO 

You know she told him he was slaying in that outfit 

 you KNOW IT 

Zelda canonically never saw him in it but i want to know what her reaction would be shed probably like laugh and tell him he looked cute and then hed be all embarrassed like o///o but also inside hed be so happy like OMG OMG OMG SHE THINKS IM CUTE dOES SHE REALLY MEAN iT

Link is able to play Sarias song on any instrument even if he doesnt know how to play the instrument at all. just instinctually

like he'll play sarias song perfectly anf then not be able to make a decent note come out lmao

but he taught himself how to play the kalimba because. he likes it

OK SO they're in a carraige anf some Yiga attacked it anf while he was fighting they hurt him and almos t got to Zelda so he shook as all hell (and also ADRENALIN E RUSH his body doesnt realize theyre safe and done fighting yet. probably bc he doesnt quite beleive that lmao-) and he just needs some chill. ᴮᵘᵗ ʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵖᵃᵇˡʸ ⁿᵉᵉᵈˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ So Zelda's sitting next to him anf after a few minutes of watching him sort of freakinf out and beig all jittery and fidgety (also he keeps touching the master sword bc. i hvae a hc that it comforts him. Fi sword Fi sword) Zelds just reaches over and pulls him closer to her and puts her hands over his ears anf tells him to chill out like "hey. you're alright. we're both ok. you need to calm down... and maybe take a nap." anf he starts breathinf more slowly and he stops fidgeting anf eventualy he closes his eyes and he falls asleep anf leans his head on Zelds' shoulder He wakes up when they get near the castle but he doesnt sit up until just before the (whatever u call the dude that opens the door for important ppl) opens the door. Anf he doesnt tell her btu hes really grateful for her helpinf him calm down bc the few times before whne he got like that (whne he was younger, before he became tge appointed knight) hed just had to wait for it to go away 

childhood trauma go brrr

ok so Post-calam link is telling zelda abt dreams he remembers (from pre-calam) and hes like 'im pretty sure i dreamed we were gonna get married, and then i woke myself up because i didnt think you could ever want to.' and shes like '..why wouldnt i?' and he just shrugs anf moves closer to her and leans his head on her shoulder 

lmfao precalam link would have been an absolute blushinf MESS if shed said shit like that back then

first time they were riding in a carraige together, Link sat between Zelda and Urbosa instead of between Zelda and King Rhoam or standing on the other side of the carraige, and Urbosa assumed it was because he didnt trust her (which she was not pleased about bc shes very close to zelda anf always has been and shes probably one of the people you could trust the MOST) but after a while she notices that he's actually just uncomfortable with the King. But still wants to be with Zelda. Urbosa definitely feels better abt it after that bc. he trusts her more than the actual king of hyrule

Ganon giving Link horrifying and super exadgerated nightmares about him (Ganon) dying in horrifying ways because when he died is a good song and i like lemon demon. also maybe about alt timeline links dying?

also?? 'when he died an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh, and the blood would make the seas run red.' sounds suspiciously like what Demise said when SSLink killed him... also the bit abt the drawing of the clown with the date on the back could be a drawing by young Link (oot)

Link knows morse code and occasionally says things by tapping the wall or floor or a table. he's usually saying things to zelda although she doesnt know morse code (which he is well aware of) and thinks hes just fidgeting. He usually says stuff like 'i love you' or 'you look pretty' because he's too shy to say them aloud. 

Urbosa taught herself morse code (about a month or so before the calamity) because she realized that that's what he was doing and when she figured out what he was doing she was like 'awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!' and she didn't tell anyone (including him) that she knew what he was saying. 

post-calamity, he's probably retained this habit although he usually does it without thinking and when he notices that he's doing it he'll just say whatever it was out loud. Eventually he'd tell Zelda about it and try to teach her morse code so that whenever he starts doing it she knows what he's saying   

 also whenever someone else is tapping the table or kicking or something he just hears it as 'E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E' or random letters which sometimes annoys him and sometimes he thinks its hilarious

by the way i had this headcannon that without his memories fully intact Link acts different and talks more and i much more confident and comfortable and i found out IT’S ACTUALLY CANNON. MY HEADCANNON IS CANONICAL HELP-- and there is no way i could have seen that information before and just forgotten that i’d seen it because the only place i’ve ever heard about it is in one loz video that quoted something in an official book which i have never read any of the contents of (I WANNA BUY IT SO BAD THO)

ok i was just thinking and the first thought Link had when he woke in the shrine of resurection was probably just 'what' or something along the lines of it. i mean. how would YOU react if a weird disembodied voice woke you from a nice sleep?

his last thought as he passed out before he was taken there can go one of 2 directions. 'well, fuck' or 'i failed' 

i dont like the second one

ok revali hc: Link makes a mug of warm milk and leaves it on the counter and when he comes back after like an hour its empty and hes like >> 'w e r i d' and the next night he decides to make another one anf leave it on purpose this time anf its empty again and the third night he watches from the doorway and it was revali drinking the milk and now every time revali is at the castle Link (at the same time every night) makes him a mug of milk and leaves it out for birdman because he is a good person. OH And when Link gets hurt while Revali is at the castle, Revali goes for his mug of milk anf its not there and he realizes it was Link making it and he gets a little bit gayer inside.

Ravioli is such a dick smh Link stop beinf nice to him 

Link just laying on Zelda's floor staring at her and when she decides to stare back, after like 10 seconds he just sticks his hands out in her direction like '..i can haz hug' And this is completely normal anf she just goes over and pulls him up and drags him over and sits down at her desk again with Link just sitting next to her chair w his head on her leg or something anf she rubs his head while she works. like 80% of the reason he does it is bc hes too tired/lazy to get up but he still wants affection and the rest of the reason is a mix between 'i dont want to force my company on her if she doesnt want me there' and 'will she still do that thing if i do this'

Zelda says 'You're very tiresome, you know..' And Link just makes a confused face and says under his breath '...im not tired' and Zelda bursts out laughing- /srs this isnt joking like a lot of my ‘headcannons’ are this is a legitimate headcannon

CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link!! and child Mipha! litle tiny fish girl zoomin around pretending to be an ambulance (i know there arent any ambulances but fuck you maybe theres carraiges with sirens) she notices he’s hurt and runs over anf fixes his scratch or his bruise or whatever w/ her magic and then she s just like 'wee woo wee woo' and runs around the kingdom some more looking for anyone else hurt (but keeping an eye on Link and mostly staying nearby him)

i love child link and mipha,,, 

(zelink is still better tho sorry fishwife)

zelda calling link goblin/gremlin as like an affectionate little nickname

hekp zelda stroking the back of links hand anf its kinda numb so its that weirdly pleasant soft and knid of tickly feeling and hes just like O//--//O

slightly weird one imo but i absolutely *love it* anyways so fuck you

ok but link stretching like a cat and zelda being so amused by it. i love this

  Imagine Zelds buying some mistletoe, hanging it up in their house, and then trying with increasingly less subtlety as time goes on to get Link underneath it so they can steal a kiss, while Link remains blissfully oblivious, and somehow manages to miss all of Zelds’s hints. 

 would be later in their relationship obvi

Link has gone through some form of major trauma and abuse while Zelda wasn’t able to help. Months after Link is safe again, they continue to have nightmares and flashbacks to the event and find it hard to trust people anymore. Zelds is heartbroken but slowly helps Link learn to love again and be themself.

LITERALY THIS ONE IS SKYWARD SWORD LINK THOUGH???????????????

my hc about him having awful self esteem :0

After a long day, Link sleepily crawls into bed with Zelda, who is absorbed in a book. Link lays their head on Zelda’s shoulder, and occasionally reads a page of Zelds’ book while lapsing into a deep sleep. Once Zelds finds out Link is asleep, they gently lay Link down, cover them, and turn out the light.

Zelds sitting cross-legged on the couch with a pile of bows and hair ties in their lap, messing with Link’s hair, while Link is sitting on the floor, laughing at Zelds’s antics.

Link is in a bad mood and is mumbling a list of things they don’t like about themself under their breath. Zelds notices and chimes in with a way longer list of things they like/love about Link.

ok so i added more to this and also did it once with each of them because it’s just?? good

ok so first one hed be like whispering to himself and curled up or something by himself and Zelda finds him and hears what hes saying and softly starts listing the good things about him and she hugs him and then i cry because AAAAAAAAAAAAA /pos

Zelda is in a bad mood and is mumbling a list of things they don’t like about themself under their breath. Link notices and chimes in with a way longer list of things they like/love about Zelds.

second one, Zelda is working feverishly and whispering problems and she just sort of spirals into problems and things she doesnt like about herSELF and how her powers arent working and whats gonna happen if she cant pull herself together and figure out whats wrong and Link is there but she sort of forgets and the first thing he says is related to whatever she's just said (saying its wrong) and then shes like 'wait hes here i forgot  and he slowly starts listing other things and eventually hes just quickly and steadily listing things he likes about her and after like 3 or 4 minutes she just pulls him up into a hug and he cuts off like '!!!' but when hes stops being startled he just relaxes and enjoys the hug and he doesnt realize but Zelds........REALLY needed that. like. he knows she needed it but she REALLY needed that she was losing it

child link & mipha one!!!! Link has scars on their back/shoulders/arms (prob from fighting, being clumsy, animals, random stuff) One day Link has their back exposed, and Mipha gives their shoulder a kiss. When Link asks what Mipha is doing, Mipha replies “no one has ever kissed them better before, so I’m doing it now.” 

the children </3

but zelink is better sorry mipha

Zelda is up late at night, trying to figure something out or studying, when Link comes up from behind them with a cup of tea, gives them a hug, and tells them good night.

i'm! sobbing! 

Zelda learns a bit of kalimba music offers to teach Link how to play, unaware that Link is already a fairly talented kalimba player himself. Link accepts so he has an excuse to spend time with Zelds but gets discovered one day when Zelda wakes up to him playing Saria's song and then Zelda's lullaby 

 SO BASICALLY MY HC BUT LIKE WITH MORE SETUP 

also it was piano in the prompt thing but i edited it bc it was too perfect

Link wakes up in the middle of the night, shaking, breathing heavily, maybe even crying. Zelds wakes up as well, immediately knows what is happening and starts cuddling Link.

Link just chilling out or pouting or something likr that and just sitting somewhere, and Zelda coming along and seeing him and just randomly deciding to give him a hug and he's surprised (hes usually the one bothering her for attention or hugging her randomly) but ofc he enjoys it and when she lets go hes like 'what did i miss?' and she just chuckles and says 'nothing.' and he gives her a second shorter hug and decides to go take a nap.

the nap has no significance to the hc he just takes naps a lot

OMG Link has a little mini garden thing in a clearing in some woods near the castle with like 4 plants that he just found next to eachother and one that he moved (just random little wildflowers) and he takes care of them for at least like 15 minutes every day (unless something important is happening) and Zelda notices him leaving to go take care of them one day and shes like 'wher e is he goinf' because he hasnt told anyone and she sees him gardening and just sits down (he has his back to her anf hes not paying attention bc hes focused on the flowers) anf he turns around anf goes  and shes like 'ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ' and Link just goes 

'...ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ' 

and he finishes gardening and they walk home together

BONUS, next time Link gets badly hurt or sick she's getting ready to leave and links like 'where are you going?' and shes like 'im gonna go check on your garden' and hes like 'oh make sure you dont water joans too much' and shes like 'what????' and he goes 'oh thats the orange and blue one' and then he starts telling her about all his plants and their names and internally shes like 'omg this is so cute' and she listens to him talk for like 40 minutes about his plants (he probably has like 7 or something by then) and then he gets tired and shes like 'go to sleep little goblin' and he does and she does her best to take care of the plants how he does. They dont die or anything they end up being ok that time and every time that he gets confined to bed (or stays in her room resting which is much more common) for more than 2 days she'll go check on his garden and water it.

also the extra stuff is longer than the actual hc. what 

Zelda is having a really tough/exhausting/just generally bad day. Link can tell just by looking at them, so when Zelds is busy with their work/activity, Link runs and gets Zelds nice smelling things like flowers and stuff, a blanket, and a mug of milk (he doesnt know how to make anything else lmao). Link shows up like “I know you’ve had a bad day and it’s part of my job to make sure you’re okay” and Zelds just sorta stands there like “how did I get so lucky.” 

and probably gives him a hug

Link and Zelda go to a bookstore and Link has *no* interest in books and stuff but he pretends he cares and tries to show interest. He's mostly just really happy to see Zelds enjoying herself.

i’m probably gonna do a second one of these with writing prompts and stuff!! i have 2 channels in my discord server for headcannons and writing prompts and stuff but i get carried away with my headcannons a lot and end up making them super long so some of these probably belong in the prompts/writing one instead... (looking at ths gardening one specifically lmao) but!! im lazy! :D hope you liked reading this, and hopefully the misspelling isnt TOO bad lmao. ..................this is so long help

[elysianslove]

SAL UR BIG BRAIN ENFBSJHFBK WHY U ALWAYS GOTTA BRING SAMU'S BROTHER INTO IT MANNN 💀💀💀 EHFDJSF

but yeah I have a lot more thoughts 😁

you're studying at the bar in onigiri miya with all your notes and your laptop and a special plate of your fave onigiri made just for you by osamu 💘 you also have your AirPods in, not really listening to anything in particular. youre just using them to block out the bustle of the restaurant in the background, you gave your phone to samu to make sure you dont get distracted while studying. osamu's been shamelessly staring at you. how could he not, with you looking so adorable in your lilac plaid miniskirt and cropped jumper, a dainty aliceband keeping your babyhairs out of the way. his gaze lingers on the hair tucked behind you ear, his eyes now falling on your AirPods.

samu comes back behind the bar, opposite where youre seated and you see him take out your phone and unlock it (passcode is his bday). he starts tapping away on your phone and the lewd sound of your gasps and moans and his sexy grunts and groans plays loudly through your AirPods efbhkeashfbjsnfbvks

auri 💘

I GOTTA ARE U KIDDING,,, i love them both so much that if u gave me a scenario w tsumu and his girl id still bring osamu into it. why have one when you can have both :)

PLS THAT SCENSRIO UR BODY STARTS OVERHEATING LMFAO,,, suna walks by and hears it and is like what’re u listening to 😏 helps u focus huh 😏

but honestly idk what it is about just letting samu have your phone and know your password likr the way it’s so casual snd domestic makes my heart??? just flutter????? it’s so mundane but so cute like just him going “babe my phone died can i call/search something up on urs“ and you’re like sure and just turn around, poke out ur butt so he can take ur phone from ur back pocket,,, what is it about shit like this that gets me,,,

[otterplusharchive]

i am just Rambling but after seeing that one post i rbed about pls actually date ppl u like i was going "wow why does that happen so much where people are just dating someone they dont like being around or have anything in common or have any connection with it doesnt make any sense" except i started thinking abt it and not to be like Its That Deep but i think that happens a lot of times because people really want to be in a relationship or feel like they need to be in one and so they decide to date someone just for the sake of dating them rather than because they like them or want to be around them or because they have a connection and i do think theres a societal pressure to be in a relationship but not everyone u meet or know is someone youd want to date or someone who would work out in a relationship with u and thats why it can take some time for ppl to meet a partner especially if ur lgbt and thats ok.. anyway. rambling over this probably doesnt make a lot of sense but basically it makes sense to me that relationships exist where the ppl dont even really likr each other or like being around each other bc theyre just in a relationship for the sake of being in one

[autistictogahimiko]

Anyway here is my shitty rant stuff whatever dont read if you dont like me being an absolute buffoon

The fact that hornycoward used 1b just to further izukus power or whatever is so fuckin dumb like u got a class of entirely great characters here!!! You literally established that they want to be better than 1A and train hard to strive towards it!!! So whats the obvious outcome here? 1B wins and you get the message of “being in the spotlight all the time doesnt automatically make you better than everyone you gotta work for it” or something likr that. Yada yada the classes have a little more respect for eachother having seen eachother fight good ending roll credits! Though that didnt happen as hornycoward chose to further plot/ofa development and like! I dont mind that of course, u gotta further the story one day yanno but like you couldve done that with something else! You couldve waited to do that and instead give 1B some good rep. And not only 1B is kinda effected, shinsou is too! I dont dabble in his character a lot cause he honestly, has none, but he lost to izuku at the sports festival, so youd think he honed his skills got better with aizawa and finally gets to beat him now but no! Why is hornycoward so afraid to have a little downtime before story beats like i recall just about every arc had something major in it (correct me if im wrong, i havent read the entire manga only the 1B part for obvious reasons) and it not only negatively impacts his characters but also most of the things hes set up in the past dont make sense anymore! And it also just gets really, really tiring to have to see another plot point revealed just after the last one!

Anyway fuck 1A lives stan 1B because they deserve the love their owner isnt giving them

[toogayformyowngood]

naw cause i didnt even mention it

znas sta me fascinira kod njega . momenat moje posvecene paznje i on je. gotov. down bad. skroz u zemlji snova

jer dok je bio ignorisan ignorisao i on mene i sad kao pitao me nesto za matematiku valjda neam pojma ni ja (nije ko da sam slusala)

btw in serbian ill sometimes use she/her so like its fine abdjahdn

i sad. ja mu objasnila sta vec nesto izmislila tamo nzm ni ja i od tad. ceo dan jebeni nije se odlepio od mene al znas ono sedim sad s drugom najboljim jer neka mala ucionica nas smestili da radimo projekat i mi naravno nismo to radili jer zasto bi i sad on lik dovlaci stolicu stavlja je izmedju mene i njega i seda i kaze e a ovo mozes ovo da mi objasnis jos ne kontam i ja kao. HELLO AHHSJAHDHSB

so im sitting there. and mind you im small as fuck so hes kinda hovering over me even though hes sitting on a chair next to me and we're like. Really close like my chin almost touching his arm and im like bullshitting my way through as in idek what im talking abt but im smort™ so im explaining and he just. keeps looking back at me

you know when in like movies one of them is doing something and the other is ignoring that completely and just staring at the other welp that was pretty much it

also i realized he for some reason wonder why not like im obvious likes to flex his arms and hands around me (im fucked im gone im dead)

and like. this went on throughout the day and i dont think he gives a fuck abt math ^_-

also the thing that killed me. he fucking. placed his hands on mine to like stop me from talking or some shit and my brain short circulated

hes NEVER been this touchy before EVER

bestie says he was ignoring me cause he was jealous but like max edition cause idk i am kinda close with the male bestie currently and it does very much look like im in love w him from an outsider pov but like

hes the last person id be in love with no offense to him hes my shining star

no, no, im in love with this FUCKING BITCH

who apparently actually missed me, hello

like FUCKER. YOU AND YOUR STUPID JEALOUSY . JSUT TALK TO ME

tho i do get him like srs rn it does look like we're dating or smth and id get sad/pissed too if i was him

so like. not gonna stop hanging out with besties but hopefully cu mu staviti do znanja da je on taj idiot zbog kojeg mi nema pomoci a ne niko drugi

according to his friend, he was "so much more relaxed and somehow happier" after he, literally, snuggled against me so i just afedjfnfufje yknow

so like i am gonna talk to him eventually i just dk when but i have (probably less than) 10 days to think abt it so we'll see

I mean i dont doubt the man is in love with you but he did mess up very much and you didnt ignore him for no reason at all.

But then. That is fucking adorable like the part gdje gleda samo u tebe a ni ne sluša sta je pitao and its fucking cute

OF COOURSE HE FLEXES HIS ARNS WGATEVER COULD THE REASON VEEEE

I get jealousy like okay sure but you two went out, you talked like its not likr you just one day decided oops i dont wanna do you i wanna be with my bestie sorreh also he couldve done better with some communication about his jealousy.

OFC HE FUCKING MISSED YOU THE BOY LOVES YOU.

Good luck with the talk i hope he gets it and doesnt want you to stop hanging out with your bestie because that would be disgusting of him

[seungstarss]

bro end the series with even jake sick of y/n’s shit LIKE THIS GORL HAS BASICALLY SAID HMM IM GOING TO NOT CARE WHEN MY FRIEND IS HURT BY SOMETHING NEVER LISTEN TO THE ADVICE THOSE AROUND ME GIVE ONLY LISTEN TO THE ASSHOLES AND BEFRIEND PPL WHO HURT HER BEFORE JUST CAUSE THEY APOLOGIZED SHE DOESNT LET JAKE SPEAK THE FUCKING TIME HES READY TO TELL HER WHY TO AVOID THEM LIKE!? JAKE I DONT ROCK WITH U EITHER BUT ID DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND AT THIS POINT

PLS BESTIE IM SO GLAF YOU'RE FED UP WITH YNS BS❗ SHE'S REALLY NOT LISTENING AND I WANNA SMACK HER SO BAD LIKR JAKE WAS GONNA TELL U

[danny-move-o-blog]

Let me abt ur oc!!!!magenta is her name right?yell m everything

THE GIRL!!! buckle up bucko it’s gonna be a wild ride featuring @veryundecisive‘s purple and pink oowoowowowoo here we gOOOO

tw guns, trauma ment, death ment, family stuff, drama drama drama just general warning man 

i am soooooo excited that you asked me abt her!! okokok so like it starts with a bunch of Pain™ involving three good people named rogue, rose, and ash. they are friends trademark but they have a big falling out and rose gets married to her dream guy, rogue, so ash doesnt get his dream guy, rogue,

anyway so theres this thng and they’re involved in a big ol turf war concerning the city they are in and like rose and rogue (aww happy married w a daughter, magenta, and a bb boi, pink) are on one side and ash and unnamed ash’s wife (w two bbys white and gray awww) are on the other. neither of them knows that the others are on the opposing side or that they live in that city

so now we got that, yeah? you still with me? ok so now we get to the Pain

ash gets called in by the Big Boss for another Job™ so like hes all “gdi i just washed these clothes” but he gets the name and almost drops to his knees. it’s rogue flamingo (silly name shut up). ash is all o h n ooo ooooooo

meanwhile we gots the flamingos on a family outing. young lil magenta and parents rogue and rose are on a family thing probably picking up magenta from like piano lessons or going to the store or something and the pink boi is at home w cousin violet because Yes Hello I Am Eight Years Old I Can Watch The Baby. and ash yknow slams rogue into an alleyway and offs him right there, tears streaming down his face and victim’s family watching and crying. one swift gunshot and he’s gone. and of fucking course ash doesnt get hecking arrested because Big Boss Controls The City. after that rose moves with her sister(and sister’s wife) and they plan to skip town. they dont need that mess

but right before they skip town stuff happens that i wont get into detail because damn thats a whole other story but bluh now rose has adopted lavender’s (her sister’s) kiddos and she has magenta, pink, violet, and purple.great

so fast forward now we have grown bbys yeah and violets a private assassin pink is fucking obsessed with candy and gay asf, and purple is Literally 13 Year Old Me. and then there’s magenta. quiet, withdrawn, sad, and only listening to her music. she doesnt talk to anyone. she barely looks at people other than her family. she would die for her family just like her family died for her (sOBS) and like nobody in her family but rose understands why she is like that but they dont bother her about it. well, violet knows too, but thats another story man sjdkhl

then ash moves to this town. he’s tryin to leave his past behind, plus Big Boss (ah heck ill just tell u his name is Gold) is on his ass for leaving so he needs somme change. l i t t l e  d o e s  h e  k n o w

his oldest boi (white) comes home likr “!!!!!!dad omg i found a g i rlll and shes beautiful and pretty and-” so he goes on and ash is just sippin his drink and asks his girls name and he’s like “oh magenta flamingo” and ash fuckiNG S PIT S OU T HIS DR I NKK

anyway magenta is like super duper wary of ppl w white-ish/gray-ish hair so like, shes kinda ehhhh abt seeing white and stuff because He Looks Just Like His Dad Panic Time but whatever

eventually they  do get to talking even tho d amn theres so much drama and panic but hey white’s a nice guy besides being a fREAKING SQUARE- COUGH anyway yeah so they do eventually fall in love and stuff and it’s all good we got the nerdy ass “check out my fucking pistol skills” white grizzle and the quiet ass “ill fucking murder you with a pair of earbuds and some string” magenta flamingo.

also there’s gray, white’s lil bro, who falls in love with childhood sweetheart red, a fuckin gay, and theyre buff friend, chcartreuse, who will punch u and she can kick ur ass man. plus rusty and beige and orange and brown and baazaar and marigold and just aaahhhhhhhhh god

the au you saw was a circus au. magenta is a tightrope walker and white’s the snake charmer. ash is the ringleader and rose is a hoop/ring aerialist. rogue is a sword swallower and yeah. also

in most happy aus rose is a cousin of magenta and pink and then rogue rose and ash all get together and theres no death and magenta is just a normal quiet girl honestly just love my kids Blease i love them