#why does he dress like that. i love him
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Greed's outfit is so funny to me. The fur collared vest. The leather pants. The pointed shoes. The fact that his bracelets are apparently PART OF HIS BODY???? The tiny little sunglasses.
#fma#why does he dress like that. i love him#the bracelets really get me. where the hell do they GO#he probably tried to dress way worse in ling's body but ling got so mad that he gave him a migraine so they had to compromise#i love that greed's original outfit was a shirt with no sleeves#and ling's was sleeves with no shirt#together. they make one complete outfit.
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Tired of pretending that Sebastian would be a good flirt. That man is a god damn nerd who wears a fucking ruffled cravat like he’s cosplaying Alexander Hamilton this man could not pull a bitch by flirting to save his life. Theater kid looking dumbass who was chronically “Townsman Number 3” i need to skin him alive and smoke him.
#talk over the music#the fact that he was taken by Urbanshade the same year Hamilton came out is a CRIME#WHY DOES HE WEAR THAT#bro literally sewed his own clothes and decided hmm imma dress like im dying of tuberculosis in the Victorian Era#i love him but i also hate him hes so stupid i need to deep fry him#all his social skills are gone after ten years of isolation even if he did pull back then the only reason he’s getting bitches now#is because the people yearn for big fish (me)#sebastian solace#pressure roblox
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Why is he like this
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Based on this conversation I had the other day
#and why does he look like#Phil Lester#world's ugliest fashion#I love him so much#my friend said they dress like him I'm so sorry for the insult#hoid cosmere#hoid#cosmere#ancient man#the stormlight archive#glyphs#the owl house#which is where the glyphs are from#nutmeg art
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Me when an unsuspecting cishet neurotypical mentions cannibalism and I bring up an 8 hour long power point presentation abt hannibal nbc and hannigram and possibly my wife who happens to be a man (will graham) and will's grandpa like outfits (autism got the better of me)
#hannibal nbc#hannigram#will graham#why does he dress like a grandpa#i still love him#he'll always be my wife#even if he is a little special#i'm too autistic for this
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RUI KAMISHIRO WHY DO YOU DRESS LIKE THAT
#I actually love him dearly#Gotta be one of my favorite genders frfr#rui kamishiro#i can’t believe this man#But fr why does he dress like that#Please someone teach him how to dress himself#I’m going to cry#Someone please#project sekai
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not sure if I’ve ever made a post about this before but the idea of jack being non-binary is truly so perfect for so many reasons. firstly he’s always existed in this taboo gray area between two rigid/opposing binaries (human/angel ; good/evil ; mother/father)
and there’s also some gendering in those binaries if you squint hard enough but I’m not a fervent genderstudiesnatural expert
neither side of these binaries can fully accept that jack is a sum of their parts (for lack of better phrasing); Lucifer and AU Michael both view his humanity as a weakness/malfunction or a phase he’ll mature out of, and several hunters—namely AU Bobby—treat Jack’s angelic heritage like the equivalent of rabies, a ticking time bomb that will inherently and eventually go off. of course everyone can acknowledge that jack is a Nephil in his own right, but he’s still viewed specifically as two halves instead of one Whole being. it’s probably worth adding that he literally will die or become a megalomaniac if he isn’t a mix of his two halves
then, jack is also exceptionally morally gray. frankly the writing of the show doesn’t fully portray this well, and while he does openly position himself as a Good Guy and a Hero and aspire to be such,…. So did the rest of tfw and look at all the shit under their belt. They’re antiheroes at best but that’s another post
in AlCal’s own words:
jack is all-encompassing. he shows various parts of the rigid moral dichotomy—he literally has a penchant for torturing enemies out of sheer hatred for them while being nicknamed ‘sweetheart’—but isn’t really confined to either one (although he does try and fail to confine himself).
lastly, there’s a very common experience among queer autistic people called gender indifference, which is exactly what it sounds like. We just..don’t care about gender. there’s no strong attachment between it and our identity. I know what I am biologically but I literally don’t feel it, so I wouldn’t and haven’t cared if I was misgendered. and I think for jack, someone who deals with the weight of being this archaic nebulous creature while having an extremely new relatively-human body, there would be similar feelings of disconnection and indifference.
also, whenever people ask him what/who he is the answer is literally always “I’m Jack.” like. That’s it. That’s the sum of it. he’s not entirely good or bad or human or archangel; he’s not 100% kelly or Lucifer. he’s just jack :3c
#ALSO: yes he does present male in the show this is literally just alcals headcanon guys#however it should be said that you don’t have to be androgynous or use they/them to be non-binary#especially in the case of gender indifference where presentation and socialization literally mean nothing to you#I’m transmasc and still fully go by female socialization in my daily life#lowkey that’s why I have mild beef with fanart of him in skirts/dresses bc like. that’s the Only type of non-binary that exists here I guess#but whatever live laugh love . go my scarab put him in that dress#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#jack kline#non-binary jack kline#autistic jack kline#spn headcanon#like jack is a boy in the same way as like. a dog or something#boy (neutral)#boy in quotations if you would#yay my headaches going away woohoo
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let it be known…. bestie!sukuna does a killer winged eyeliner
#sharp enough to cut a man and that’s his goal i just know he does the meanest winged eyeliner for you in class#you hand him the pen w/o saying a word and he’s immediately grabbing the back of your head to steady you#if suguru sees that he’s like What Thw Fuck Is going onnimm gonna be Sick#firmly believe that reader & everyone in school has a mini crush on sukuna#i say mini bc he is so fucking sexy but the moment he opens his mouth you’re like damn… i regret all my life choices why’s he yelling at me#anyways. reader is the only one who can tolerate sukuna and vice versa <3 reader is friendly so everyone loves them#but like. BEST FRIEND wise? it’s sukie & reader til death does them part 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 i love them so much idk why their dynamic makes me so happy#okay i’m just talking to myself in the tags rn hmmm how do i want him to look#pink hair + black undercut OBVIOUSLY. face tatts/body tatts OBVIOUSLY.#ear piercings + helix + industrials + eyebrow piercing + nose piercing + snake bites + tongue piercing OBVIOUSLY#he’d also wear reading glasses. FKN nerd 😹😹😹 i have 20/20 vision i can’t relate 🤭🤭🤭#immaculately dressed & insanely intelligent you can call sukuna a lot of things but you can’t call him ugly or dumb#i think he’d have reader’s birth flower tattooed on him too just as a nod to how much he loves/cares for them <3#where should he work… maybe at the same tattoo shop as suguru? yeah maybe that could work#sukie’ll be a piercer while sugu is a tattooist yeah that checks out#maybe they’re in the same frat? yeah that could work part 2#okay YAY cool i’m glad i’m fleshing him out :3#snippets#personal
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"18 years me and your mother have been fighting about this" THEN LET IT THE FUCK GO YOU CLEARLY ARENT WINNING THIS DAMN ARGUEMENT
#not a reblog#conplaining <3#ابوي دا ما عندو موضوع والله،#why do you do this with yourself! just leave me and her alone about the damn scarf!!!#why are you starting this damn argument with ME then#do you really want another 18 years of fighting but with both your daughter and your wife this time? fuck you#fuck off#hes great usually but sometimes he does stupid shit like this and never leaves us alone about it#18 fucking years of you being a bitch to my mother and now youre gonna be a bitch to me? fuck you#i love him but when he brings this shit up all i can think about is how nice it is when hes on a business trip and i can dress how#i want without a fucking scar ruining the look and covering the hair i spent so long on#i want to fucking show it off but noooo hes so stupidly insistent on that damn scarf#it ruins any outfit i like and messes up the hair im so happy to have done#its not fair#fucking hell
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ah, we’ve once again arrived at the ol’ lesbian wake outfit dilemma it’s always pinstripe pants tank top blazer combo vs dress and cute shoes combo who are we going to be
#going up north a bit to be there for my dad#at least it’s a familiar town loll#I’ll probably not pick the dress because I have a really fucking creepy cousin#also why does that seem to be a universal experience#mines really bad though I already feel a small sense of dread seeing him loool gotta love men#I saw him once in southie while picking up food and felt pure fear and drove around the block to find parking to avoid him#gross#I’ve never been close to my dads side of the family but#one of his brother was married to my moms sister so he feels like both and I’ll be happy to see him#he’s not doing well either since my aunt passed#he was always around because of her and my moms side so I see him differently#so I’m going to be there for them two#and to be a good person I guess#already feeling very ! in a bad way about it#it’s only 4-8 though so maybe I can catch the sunset after to feel better#blasting chappell roan while getting ready it’s fine nothing traumatic is happening
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IOVANNA DAYNE (hotd) | VISENAERA TARGARYEN (hotd)
UNA ULLER (hotd) | LIOSLAITH MAC RUAIDHRI (dnd)
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ADDA DE TRASTAMARA (p:km) | EIRINI DIMITRIOU (twc)
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#only if you want to! 🤍🕊#oc: iovanna dayne#oc: visenaera targaryen#oc: una nathaira uller#oc: lioslaith mac ruaidhri#oc: vindamea verenim#oc: viktoriya vays#oc: adda de trastamara#oc: eirini dimitriou#a purple dress and the stars for iovanna im screaming this did so well for her ✨🥹🔮😌 AND HER YOUNGEST DAUGHTER HER AND HER BABY BABY ✨😖#the ✨🤨 likely directed @ daemy akzjxjzj and he does it on ✨purpose✨ skzjxjx ✨😌🥴#NO WONDER WHY YOUR THEN FIVE YEAR OLD SON CALLED YOU A STUPID MAN DAEMY sjzjjzjs but i love him and them both and she finds it endearing so!#GODD vizzy looking like both vanna + daemy truly she really is the amalgamation of both of her parents both in personality + in resemblance!#and her cutest little sword of the morning outfit <3 baelor didn’t have tears in his eyes at all naming her his title ✨🥹#proud older brother moment! proud older sibling moment! calla was BAWLING too btw ajzjhzhz#una giving the impression of she having never done a wrong thing in her life aozjzjjz and u know what? i believe her!#the blood ritual in the undercroft of the red keep was already there trust her <3#congrats aeggy on the goth gf akzjjzjx <3#AND I GOT TO ADD HER LITTLE GREEN ELEMENTS FROM AFTER SHE BONDS WITH THE CANNIBAL AHHH 🌿🖤🕷 my little angel!#RETURN OF THE QUEEN RETURN OF THE QUEEN with the new trailer vika has returned to the fold hehe <3 its what she deserves!#lioslaith trying to convince the party she totally knows the direction and is only in the back bc it’s customary of nobility 🌿🖤😵💫 sosjxjx#aksjzjch vinny in markarth realizing the jerkwad who she keeps running into all the time is the prince of the Aldmeri dominion ksjzhz#(and is rather pretty kajzjzj ✨🤡 BUT SHE’LL ADMIT TO THAT ON HER DEATHBED)#leg.tagged#leg.ocs#t: picrews#TY TY my health has been kicking me in the pants lately and this came in just in time ✨🥹 it was so cute to do! <3#SPEAKING OF RETURN OF THE QUEENS rini baby ✨😌🕷🖤 likely at the onset though of her ✨feelings✨ for mason or something aksxjhx#seeing the halo and KNOWING i had to make adda in this ✨😌😇 I’ll prob do more in this bc it was too cute (maybe dhampir queenie ademarta 🖤🥀)
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jason has always and will always look like some guy who just walked in from the street.
#he looks like a dad on public transport#a decade old fleece over a wrinkly striped button up shirt barely tucked into jeans that are too big for him#gift shop socks and well-loved sneakers with fraying shoelaces#back in the day he worked exclusively in the basement so who was going to dress code him? the dust bunnies?#n later on his way of dress was the least of the director's concerns w him so it comes down to picking ur battles#that and any attempt of reprimanding him for it would end up w him coming to work in mismatched and unfitted suit pieces#partly out of spite but also because he does not see the point in why your jacket has to be the same color and make as your pants#WHY does it matter if the sleeves are a little short. who cares if the pants flare a little. what the fuck#the tie is worn normally for 8 minutes before its flipped over his shoulder n it stays like that for the rest of the day#anyway he is on my mind and i love him
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To everyone in the comments begging for a fic about this: PLEASE go read Heart of Gold with Blood-Red Eyes!!! It’s by this artist and features Shadow in a similar dynamic with Fleetway Super Sonic, and it is fantastic.
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sonadow#NOW THEN IT IS TIME FOR MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED ‘LOSING MY DAMN MIND OVER YOUR ART’ SESSION#i want to start off by saying that you’ve done such an amazing job with the background!!#the color scheme is just wonderful—and those spiderwebs on the wall are INCREDIBLY GOOD#(said as someone who has tried and failed to draw spiderwebs before LOL)#it’s funny to see charmy (as a superhero) and vector (as a pirate) just absolutely raiding the snack table…#they WOULD do that wouldn’t they XD#tails also looks so cute and small!! i don’t know why just his genuine smile is very sweet#AND YO KNIGHT BLAZE!!!! SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS#amy’s witch dress looks lovely too you’ve rendered her full skirt so nicely#and it just brings me joy to see both omega and silver seeming genuinely invested in their conversation#NOW THEN! the main duo…how do you draw the backs of their quills so well…i’ve heard that’s a difficult angle to do but this looks perfect#also i cannot believe that you’ve managed to give sonic three unique expressions and yet also show that undercurrent of smugness#that he has throughout the conversation leading up to the twist#and i know i yelled about shadow’s outfit in the vampire art you did early in october#but aughhhhh i LOVE his bat wing eye markings they just suit him so so well#honestly the vampire look in general does look fantastic on him#which is exactly what’s so helpful for sonic with those blood-red eyes in the last panel…#AND THEN THE ENDING ART. GRHRHRHRHRH GRAAHAHHHHHH RAAHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!!!!#WAIT I JUST NOTICED. ARE HIS BACK QUILLS TURNING INTO WINGS????? THAT’S SOOOO COOL#plus the fact that sonic still has his cape and shadow doesn’t really turns the tables—because as much as shadow may seem like a vampire#when sonic’s in motion like this cape and everything? he looks every bit the vampire he is#but i also very much enjoy the fact that he looks like a silhouette against shadow showing how everything’s fading into the background#EXCEPT for the bite. which is of course in the same neon green as the shock markings#and in general the posing of this and the way everything’s so off balance just looks absolutely fantastic#actually um. orion if you’re still here…i know i have so many other things to write but would you be interested in a tiny fic of this?#it wouldn’t be anything big and it’d just be stuff we’ve chatted about—but seeing all the eager people in the notes just…#…makes me want to do something. no worries if not though! anyhow this piece is fabulous and i am officially out of tags XD
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So far I love the secret history 😌
#misc#waiting to give a proper review#but i do feel both hatred and yet fascination#it's really well written (although i sometimes do not vibe with the translation)#but yeah it does remind me of uni#but not the best part lmfao#I vividly remember that one guy who was dressing like they do and being annoying in class disputing teachers when nobody asked#Henry looks like him in my mind#also#there's that moment they talk about living all together after university#and that one moment hit way too close to home#we were always talking about this with my friends...#unfortunately they all are in the normal schema 'couple life'#and I'm like an alien#so yeah it does hurts my feelings already#also even though I'm way early to tell#i have to wonder why the fuck is everyone romanticising dark academia#when i can already clearly read that the writer#is being critical of this#like i don't know what kind of crazy illegal activities they are doing yet#but it's clear that it's all about appearances#and i mean the mc just wanted to be part of this elite#it's screaming i wanna be the elitist white boy prick lmao#only Henry seems to really love the pursuit of knowledge#and I'm not even surprised Bunny is the one who died#cause he seems so off compared to the rest of the group???#like what is he even doing here???#ignore this if I'm completely wrong djdjkdkz#as for things I'm meh about it: the topic of queerness is yikes and i feel like it's gonna come back and well... one female character...#but I keep in mind that it's a book from the 90s
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never have i wanted to study a man like a protist under a microscope more than now
#hes genuinely a bad person and not my friend however#this man is the walking manifestation of toxic masculinity#it’s hilarious#guy is short. has the ‘trans voice’. dresses like a divorced dad in the dysphoric trans guy (derogatory to him). walks like he practiced it#everyone thinks hes gay and/or trans which he is neither and also hes homophobic and transphobic#hes giving internalised and repressed#friend outed me to him (we both thought he knew lol) cause they were talking abt shit and he was transphobic abt me#funny as hell like how you gon call me a girl looking the way you do#man asked ‘well why does he dress fem’ and my friend said ‘well i don’t judge the way you dress do i’.#i love my friend like fr deal with your own closet you don’t got a single fit to stand on
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#liveblogging crazy rich asians#and they dressed her in the exact same color as momma 😭😭😭 bc theyre both Cinderella#😭😭😭 ah-ma supporting astrid 💖💖💖#and the princess and rachel 🤗#this is ✨ tooth rottingly sweet✨ 😭😭😭💖#and what a pretty wedding#lush and lovely#the 1940s inspired music is fun; i love big band 🤗#oli thats /cold/ 😭😂😭😂 (i mean they kind of deserve each other; but also does anyone /really/ deserve to be saddled with bernard?)#🤬 ofc momma would manufacture a lie to get rid of her#and then to /lie/ to ah-ma about it 🤬🤬🤬#i guess ah-ma is still super hard on momma 😅😬#😭😭😭 the Cinderella/ever after running away from the ball scene 😭😭😭#😭😭😭 not the little girl guilt trip; girl you gotta eat now; no matter how depressed you are#😭 he may be a bit of a dumbass but he really does love you raych#😭😭😭 peik lin called in the big guns 😭😭😭💜💜💜#okay mom; time to fess up about her papa#😭😭😭😭 oh; of /course/ it was nick 😭😭😭😭#🙃😭🙃 why are we laughing like PT is being funny instead of creepy#😱 youre going to propose /NOW/ like a consolation prize after she was ripped to shreds by high society?? /bro/#i mean i guess offering to be cut off and to leave the family is a grand gesture /but still/#im glad i have the context for that mahjong game from tiktok 😅 knowing she did in fact fold a winning hand and okay sis drope that mike#and yes ma'am Astrid; you let him have it#👀 thats a dif ring; thats mommas ring that rachel was admiring; change of heart then? seeing rachels poise?#😭😭😭 what an absurd engagement party and building 😭😭😭#tbh i could have used another half hour wrapping up the story and showing how their life would be going forward#ope 👀👀👀 get it astrid#but yeah anyway; i know Cinderella ends with the wedding/celebration but id really love to see how she fits into the family empire#and put that strategic mind to use and be a boss ass queen B 👑 and shatter expectations#cute movie tho; lots of fun
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they will need to whipstitch the wound closed, but embroidery is a "woman's" task. they will need to eat and clean and mend clothes, but why learn basic things when you can have a woman measure out your life in beads. he will be the "head" of your house, but if you want him to act accordingly, you must assign him a list of all applicable activities. you will be otherwise constantly in charge of almost-everything; so he will lead the house he is absent from.
in movies and books, the "cool" girl will be more-like-a-man. she will be "less boring," more "fun". she will have masculine ideas and masculine talents, which means a man doesn't have to change in order to find her fascinating. she will disdain of something as simple as stitching. how boring!
she will kick open the door of a car and quip what, girls can't drive? and flip her long hair down one side. she will grill and shoot a gun and skydive. be a guy. she will be sexualized.
somewhere, working on computers becomes a masculine task, and now on tv a gen-z disney character throws her hands up in the air. i can't be a computer science nerd, i'm a girl! in the real life, she will be unable to sit through some of her classes, shivering when she realizes she is the only woman present in several of them.
how many times have you read this book and seen this show and watched this movie. the singular woman is allowed 5 lines because she's not just smart! she's also pretty! she is surrounded by 20 average men, but she is stunning. she is the exception to the bland, pale lives of women-at-home, who will never be shown. she likes dirt and motorbikes and blood and shows up in a tiny dress during the final scene, rolling her eyes at our male lead's incredulity - just because i like motorcross doesn't mean anything. i'm still a woman, okay? i actually like shopping.
it is almost never reversed, and you think about that often. it is vanishingly rare to have a single man in a cast of women. the male love interest does not show up at a feminist march and sardonically squint at our leading lady - what? you thought only women care about human rights? he does not know how to balance a checkbook or kickbox because i grew up with three sisters.
when he cooks he is a chef, which is sexy. when he cleans, he's being kind, genteel. when he nurtures his family, confetti rains from the ceiling. when she does these things: it is her duty and her identity. what do you mean she has other passions and hobbies? isn't her hobby and passion homemaking?
the other day a friend embroidered a seam closed on your jacket into the shape of ivy. every time you touch it, you think of her.
something about women's hobbies and art and skills. something about women's work.
#this makes no sense bc i got too mad :)#writeblr#warm up#i'm workin on something else as a thank u to a friend :) just up early and#honestly thinking of fuckken eloise from bridgerton#she was like. 80% the antagonist this season. girl . ''oh nooooo colin is engaged to penny!!''#girl shut up ur a feminist and ur friend is standing there saying shes about to be SOLD
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