#why do I even try

[spinkart]

Tried drawing house. Traditionally

[vorpal-doll]

[the-apology-dance]

Public Service Announcement:

Don't listen to Hamilton’s soundtrack after watching Good Omens Season 2 finale unless you are a BIG FAN OF ANGST.

Trust me. I tried to listen to “Wait For It” and ended up with tears running down my face as I could only imagine Crowley and Aziraphale. It was a one-way ticket to Angstville.

[adrift-in-thyme]

Note to self: never again let it slip to an irl person that I write whump

[punkedsolar]

I'm gonna be late because I had to get up at 6:30am, travel 1.5 hours by PT to work, work, travel home, cook a curry and make a salad, and try not to die. Which is to say: Urgh capitalism is getting in the way of art again, mooooom.

[aniimoni]

Family: “Your dog has such a bad habit of doing this, it’s bad.”

Me: “Yeah, I’m gonna stop dong this specific thing so that she stops doing it. Maybe also stop doing this along with me so you’re not encouraging it; therefore breaking the habit.”

Family: *does the thing that encourages the bad habit*

[iown4tshirts]

i love amis <3

[snixx]

my dad when I put in effort with my friends when it's hard: you need to stop chasing after people and giving them way too much of yourself it's kinda pathetic they're all gonna leave you anyway

also my dad when I let him get to me and make new friends instead of """chasing""" my old ones: wow it's like you have a new best friend every day I can't keep up whatever happened to the old one *proceeds to make fun of how much I used to care about the old friend he told me to cut off*

[myrkkymato]

Your local gothgrandma is strugggglingg

Bobbin lace hates me fr

[celestie0]

nothing worse than paying $6 for a latte that just tastes like watered down battery acid

[simplyghosting]

Kid, pulling out bread: I’m gonna go feed the water birds!

Me, after biting my tongue for weeks: That’s nice, but you probably shouldn’t feed them bread since it’s not good for them. Sometimes frozen peas can be a good option, but try looking up what the birds can eat for the best choices.

Kid: Oh! Okay!

Next week

Kid: Ms. Ghostie! Turns out that bird eats meat!

Me: Oh, that’s coo-

Kid: So we’ve been giving him steak :)

Me: …

[chickenbutts-posts]

Embarrassing

Is there some sort of support group for black people that can't dance....asking for a friend..

[betasuppe]

🎶Feels like a failure & never added anything to fandoms anyways~

[w0nderland]

my friend (the one whos been super flaky) promised she would reach out today and she hasnt......hm. how curious. how unprecedented

[sidetongue]

there’s a giant dog toy and they’re fighting over plastic 

[watery-melon-baller]

my body is a fucking SCAM i get 5 hours of sleep and get up wide awake to my alarm. I get 8 hours of sleep and im so so so so fucking sleepy 3 hours after waking up and i could easily sleep more hours. what the hell