#why do i like that theme better than this one 🙁

[kissofhoon]

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[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Texts

Warnings: swearing, simpery

Desc: a series of different groupchats kind of relating to mitsukkai

Mitsuya: yo

Mitsuya: usually i wouldn't ask you guys

Mitsuya: but this is kinda important

Mitsuya: i need help

Smiley: no

Mikey: depends

Baji: only if you give me 12 thousand yen

Kazutora: in exhange for your bones. teeth count as such

Pah: i can't think for myself let alone you❗

Draken: yeah of course dude

Draken: ....guys

Mitsuya: yk what nvm actually

Mitsuya: fuck you guys

Draken: no Mitsuya we'll help you

Mikey: ok ok fine what do you want

Mitsuya: this is serious, if any of think of saying some goofy shit i'll beat your ass

Smiley: what's it about 😁

Mitsuya: i'm getting to that

Draken: is it part of the reason your not using the main gc?

Mitsuya: yeah ig

Pah: Mitsuya spit it out

Pah: Pochi just shit on my fucking shoes

Pah: i can't just sit here waiting for u to whine

Mitsuya: you're all testing me

Mitsuya: ok whatever i'll just get it out

Mitsuya: so

Mitsuya: yk Hakkai?

Mikey: 👀

Baji: oop

Draken: 😏

Mikey: ew Ken-chin don't use that emoji again

Draken: why?

Draken: i'm smirking knowingly

Draken: isn't that what that emoji is for

Smiley: it's a creepy emoji

Pah: isn't Hakkai your vice captain

Mitsuya: yes

Mitsuya: but like, he's in love with me

Mikey: IF YOU KNOW WHY HAVEN'T U SAID ANYTHING

Pah: ahh

Pah: so that's what that is

Kazutora: vice captains being in love with their captains is an ongoing theme in Toman

Baji: lmao

Baji: wait who else

Kazutora: 😐

Mitsuya: shut up this is about me

Mitsuya: and i didn't say anything bcs i thought he was mistaking respect for love

Mitsuya: but it's been years now

Mitsuya: pretty sure he's in love with me

Mitsuya: so now i'm wondering if i should ask him out?

Kazutora: isn't that pretty gay tho?

Baji: 🤨

Mitsuya: 😐

Mitsuya: fucking anyway

Mitsuya: what should i do

Mikey: keep your feelings inside

Mikey: it's possible that he's not in love with you

Mikey: he might reject you and rip your heart out

Mikey: stay safe, don't risk it👍

Draken: disrespectfully, i disagree

Draken: tell him as soon as possible

Draken: right now in fact

Draken: don't wait for anyone else's opinion, just do it

Baji: Mitsuya kiss him on the mouth

Baji: make him feel it

Baji: do it in public too

Baji: preferably when i'm around

Kazutora: gay ass you just wanna see two men kiss

Baji: perhaps

Baji: you and Chifuyu have been hanging out a lot lately Tora

Baji: you guys happen to be two men

Kazutora: 🤨

Pah: make him a shirt that says "property of Mitsuya Takashi"

Pah: trust me it will get the point across

Mitsuya: great fucking job you guys

Mitsuya: don't know what i was thinking asking you guys for help

Hakkai, Angry, Mitchy and Chifuyu gc

Hakkai: god i love him

Chifuyu: mf WE KNOW

Chifuyu: oh my god you say it everyday

Chifuyu: every breath you take is "Taka-chan😊❤"

Chifuyu: SHUT UP

Angry: you're being a hypocrite :/

Chifuyu: fair

Chifuyu: my bad Hakkai

Mitchy: will you ever tell him? 😐

Hakkai: no

Angry: he won't need to, Mitsuya probably already knows

Angry: he'd be stupid if he didn't tbh 🙂

Hakkai: he doesn't know

Hakkai: Taka-chan's pretty blunt, he'd have confronted me by now

Chifuyu: or he's trying to tell you he doesn't feel the same without hurting your feelings

Mitchy: Chifuyu!

Mitchy: why would u say that??🙁

Chifuyu: just listing all the possibilities is all

Chifuyu: we have to be realistic just in case

Hakkai: he's right tho :(

Hakkai: i don't want to lose Taka-chan as a friend so i'll take what i can get

Hakkai: i'd rather be his friend forever than ruin it with my feelings

Angry: but your feelings are so painfully obvious😕

Chifuyu: 💀

Mitchy: we have to live in the moment tho

Mitchy: how else would i have been with Hina?!

Chifuyu: no one knows why Hina's with you bro, my girl deserves better

Mitchy: please come back to me when you have a romantic interest :/

Angry: romance isn't everything guysssss

Hakkai: aren't you saying that cause Smiley gets all the bitches

Angry: no :((((((

Angry: i'm kinda cute

Angry: i may not be as cool as Smiley is but that doesn't take away the fact that i'm cool too

Hakkai: what's it like being so secure in yourself

Angry: self esteem is pretty great ❤

Emma, Hina, Yuzuha and Senju gc

Yuzuha: it's cool that he's gay and all

Yuzuha: i mean, i'm gay yk

Yuzuha: but if i have to hear about the exact shade of orange Mitsuya likes one more fucking time, i'm gonna rip his balls off

Senju: you're so aggressive

Senju: love that in a woman ☺❤

Yuzuha: ..thanks?

Emma: i feel the same way about Mikey

Emma: like "ok Mikey, his eyes are beautiful yes, he's very cool yes, he's kinda ugly when he cries but its cute haha lol i agree. please leave me alone, i'm literally taking a shit, get out :)"

Emma: Takemitchy is musty actually

Emma: no offense Hina

Hina: none taken ^^

Hina: i feel sorry for u guys :(

Hina: i love Naoto very much. i don't know that much about him tho! he thought Takemitchy had a crush on him once cause he kept holding his hand so that was funny 😅

Senju: your boyfriend goes around

Senju: literally a slut

Yuzuha: lmao

Senju: Hina how does it feel knowing most of your friends are in love with or are actively pursuing your boyfriend

Hina: YOU GUYS ARE ACTIVELY PURSUING HIM??

Senju: well not anymore

Yuzuha: it was a crush that lasted like 2 months it wasn't a big deal and i wasn't gonna do anything about it just btw

Senju: Hanagaki Takemitchy. Turning straight people gay and gay people straight

Emma: i tried to sleep with him like once and i've already explained myself :(

Emma: Mikey is actively pursuing him

Emma: just so you know

Hina: i do :/

Hina: he's waiting for me and Takemitchy to break up 😑

Hina: i won't let him win

Emma: go Hina whoo!!!!

Emma: having gay brothers is a disease :/

Senju: broooo

Senju: idk about Omi, but him and Shin were awfully close 🤔

Senju: i'm not even gonna talk about Haru

Senju: "My King☺💘"

Senju: pretty sure it's a kink thing idk

Senju: he's literally Mikey's dog

Yuzuha: it's giving pet play

Emma: i mean i'd bark if Draken told me to

Hina: no <3

Emma: </3