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#why can't we explore the massive culture shock Damian endured during his transition from childhood
shakespeareallanpoe · 3 months
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I think DC needs to wake up and realize that pitting Damian-fresh-out-of-Nada-Parbat-Al-Ghul against multiple supervillains and everybody in general is unrealistic. Please. That boy grew up in an environment where the nearest dentist was several kilometers away in any given direction. And even if the league did care about checkups, their teeth would get knocked out two weeks later from their fighting so there would be no point in visiting. 11 year old Damian's arch-nemesis would ABSOLUTELY be the first unlucky doctor who sat him down for his first visit (at Bruce's insistance) and dared to shove several dental instruments into his mouth. God forbid they had to do x-rays too.
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*Cuts to Damian storming out of his first cleaning as the first child without a goodie bag and violently swearing bloody revenge*
"...Father I have never been so violated by a healthcare professional in my life. And the word "professional" is a term I use loosely."
"Pennyworth I DEMAND justice. Change Father's mind immediately. I shall not be returning."
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