#why are shoes made for fucking barbie proportions????

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Oh to have short feet that are also narrow, so they would fit into shoes that are the correct length. Oh to have feet that are the same fucking size. Yes I'm talking to you, left foot, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[thebeltcameback]

pink shoes time! gonna put it all in one post since my peas were found by the barbie blogs

no filter. just thoughts

the opening credits font has weird proportions

im gonna like the costumer character

i knew going in that this would be low res but this is low res. so blurry

augh their eyes

i wish i was that physically active

i too have a bucket

ya coulda waited until she was over miss antagonist

just put a sign on the wall behind the curtain that says

become the cow

*milkmaid. same thing.

turn down the music. give her earplugs. idk. if you're teaching someone you gotta be flexible. if they fall into the same mistakes you gotta try different solutions

yep hailey is mine now

oh this is so awkward i adore it

"beef stew or foie gras?"

"well, foie gras, of course."

"aHA!"

is foie gras spelled like that? ... yes. ... it's liver?? and the birds it comes from can't do anything?? i will never understand french food. also i thought itd be grass /gen

"that's hilarious!" (trying to escape situation via implying a joke)

"it's hilarian."

BUCKET

"seventeen?? better late than never my sweet"

...

"itwasanicebucket!"

hailey's sfx. just. yes. continue. summarize the plots of many more movies please. i vaguely remember you geting frozen and forced to dance but please please please go on.

speaking of, i can't believe how inspiring the snow queen was to future generations. just look at technoblade's 3rd potato war video! *off in the distance*: dance, potato boy, dance!

barbie you are so oblivious and thats a-okay. unless your father is stressed at the dinner table and says "i need a break" and you respond on instinct "have a kitkat." then it's not okay. it's not okay.

the snow queen freezing people is way less dramatic than eris whirling merfolk and i think that's good for a kid-friendly replacement of death. loss is frequently silent and not dramatic.

ooh the soundtrack got more sinister as she sledded off. love it

hailey wordlessly starts crawling to the inciting incident shoes XD

pretty landscape

anddd now she's odette instead of gizelle. summary please?

you know in first grade i was a snowflake in the nutcracker. that dress was pretty. i have no clue where it went.

bro stop freeze-drying your subordinates you'll hinder your progress.

"and this lake is made of their parents' tears!"

"ewwww! how'd i miss that part?

...

"is this uhh domestic silk or imported?" she says to a magic swan

bye bye choreography

the skirt really IS good at social distancing

okay its daytime i guess

goatee man in busheessss

i got the summary i wanted!! wooooo! :D

why must he limpwrist in order to do magic

hailey still has glasses as a bird! also im jealous

honk honk

peck peck

swan jerky

is odeal real. is that a part of the actual musical piece

eli go for secret door next 'kay?

to be fair, bows do require some strength. it only makes sense that this guy's first atrempt is pathetic

the wing flapping looks like how youd first animate an eye blinking if youve never seen those blinking tutorials

hilarian is absolutely a golden retriever prince i-forgot-your-name

goatee man why are you peeking put from your curtains

okay the wing flapping got better as they got more tired

they're facing the same dorectoon 90% of the time how does that count as gazing into her eyes

yeesss spread terror

become bird

bye bye choreography

now he can tell the difference

mmm dont teach him modern slang

the AC arrived! hailey is a sculpture now!

there is one way to dance these steps: the way your doctor recommends! dancing is exercise and you should not go too far beyond your body's limits

dammit this is just the sleeping beauty dress again except the female lead is conscious

okay the snow queen imploded

yay climate change

more sfx! my life is complete

we werent in the real world the entire time?? why is everything suddenly going right in the real world. i was not aware of these developments

hmm. hailey, were your last minute enhancements perhaps magical in nature?

best fucking song/gen

🎶keep on dancing! unless you're not physically fit enough to continue!🎶

wait the milkmaid was supposed to have backup dancers? why werent they in rehearsal?

ohmygodthetwoidiotsaretheinternationalballetcompany apologies for my forgetfulness

haileyyyyy

wait does this make my kristine oc who is completely unrelated the second kristen? this movie is 2013 and kristine is end of 2018

katerina, how many upcoming ballet dancers have you sent on magical adventures? thats an awful lot of pink shoes.

... how many costuming sidekicks have you sent on magical adventures?

no credits? guess i cant check the name spellings

[jessicakehoe]

2019’s Unlikeliest Style Icons: Bratz Dolls

In the early 2000s, no toy was more polarizing or controversial than the Bratz doll. Billed as the ‘anti-Barbie’ when they first hit the market, the dolls’ ballooned heads, dramatic eye makeup and suggestive clothing inspired the ire of both parents and feminists alike. Critics suggested that the ill-proportioned dolls could affect young girls’ developing self-esteem and skew their perception of healthy body image. Also, they were just too darn sexy.  “One other thing I noticed is that they all have bedroom eyes; a ‘come hither’ look that suggests they are trying to seduce someone,” wrote Humanist Mom in 2014. Nevertheless, adolescent girls idolized Bratz in spite of the overwhelming disapproval from elders.

If you happened to be an adolescent girl growing up in the early 2000s, you were either a Barbie or a Bratz fan, and it’s safe to say I was a diehard of the latter. I owned several Bratz collections, including the entirety of the Bratz ‘Formal Funk’ limo set, and spent hours on end playing with my Bratz dolls; dressing them up, fixing their hair, and hiding my favourites from my younger sister. Bratz dolls gave off a ‘cool girl’ energy that I longed to exude at the ripe old age of seven. I may not have been old enough to style my hair in Princess Leia buns or wear edgy clothing, but I was determined to live out my fashion fantasies through dolls that could.

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As it turns out, I’m not the only person whose fashion sense was forever shaped by the iconic quartet of Yasmin, Cloe, Jade and Sasha. Thanks to Gen Z’s love for all things 2000s nostalgia, Bratz are back – or at least their style is. With their skimpy skirts, baby tees, funky hats, and chunky platform shoes, Bratz have become the under appreciated style icons we never knew we needed. Popular Youtubers Safiya Nygaard and Katie Orlowski of StealTheSpotlight have both created videos showing their followers how to dress like Bratz dolls, and in early 2019 the viral #BratzChallenge invited participants to show off their makeup skills by replicating a Bratz doll’s makeup in real life — even James Charles got involved.

Unlike Barbie, which strived for timelessness, Bratz acknowledged the baby tees, low rise jeans and poorboy caps that were influencing fashion at the time. Bratz dolls were racially diverse and celebrated a group of girlfriends who were all portrayed as equals. They were unique and characterized by each girl’s individual likes, dislikes, and fashion sense. At the time, this new approach to inclusivity and girl power was a huge part of their appeal.

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One of the biggest proponents of the ‘Bratz aesthetic’ is Bella McFadden, perhaps better known by her Instagram handle @internetgirl. McFadden, a Winnipeg native who now lives in the US, runs one of the most-followed accounts on e-commerce app Depop, where her avatar is a picture of a Bratz doll and she regularly describes items she’s selling as “Bratz-inspired.” McFadden is so dedicated to Bratz dolls, in fact, that she got a Bratz tattoo inked on her arm last May.

Other influencers have adopted the look too. If musician Maggie Lindemann were a Bratz doll, she would undoubtedly channel ‘Pretty n’ Punk’ meets ‘Rock Angelz’.  Lindemann has been referred to as a living Bratz doll thanks to her signature style of graphic tees, chunky jewellery, and sky-high platform boots; Devon and Sydney Carlson of Wildflower Cases could easily pass for live-action versions of Jade and Yasmin with their mini skirts, ‘Bratz shoes’, and logoed baby tees. Bratz dolls have made contemporary dressing significantly more fun by encouraging a mixture of fashion from decades past; flared plaid pants, platform shoes, and cropped cardigans come together to create an aesthetic that’s quintessentially 2019.

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i feel like beetlejuice 🕷🖤 toronto tonight!

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But why now? Jordan Duncan, a 19-year-old from Chicago, Illinois who runs the Bratz fan Instagram account @bratzieb says that Bratz dolls are “more than 2000s fashion icons”; They were “made to represent and celebrate individuality with fashion being the common interest that unites society,” he says. Duncan notes that the “Bratz community” he considers himself a part of exists to celebrate the “uniqueness and individual talents that set us apart from one another.” Bratz were known for their “passion for fashion” and their daring stylistic choices. The dolls remind us that we don’t have to dress for anyone but ourselves.

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Alongside Instagram, our clothing is becoming less curated. People are being recognized as individuals through fashion because they’re increasingly dressing for themselves. The Bratz aesthetic is inspiring people to done their finest thrift store threads to pose in front of their local grocery store. Gone are the days of pretty pink dresses and ballet flats by a rose garden backdrop. The Bratz doll effect is encouraging us to explore our individualism through fashion, and throw on an edgy platform shoe or two.

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