#why am i doing this.

[aromanticgarbage]

kitty cat.

[serslee]

I just realized i keep on spelling the names of all of the characters wrong.

[typicalcommondandelion]

assorted ULTRAKILL mspaint doodles

coming home (a.k.a how animals eat their food) // weachers machine babies happy family machine babey // gently // bin

[polycharismas]

im just fucking lying at this point i dont know why or how i came to the conclusion that this could even be true it isnt it literally isnt there is no way

[sleep-nurse]

Rain world really likes to test my patience but at the same time im not surprised i have the stupidest and painfulest deaths ever <- doing survivor campaign as artificer

[its-a-hil]

it sucks that NTR already means something kinky bc sometimes i just want to think/talk about nuclear thermal rockets. in a sexy way. bc they are.

[cake-bread]

If you could change one thing about how everything with Coda happened, what would it be?

I’m glad that you two have made up, by the way, i think it’s very sweet.

I'm very glad to hear someone shares out joy.

And that's a very good question - I thought about that so many times, wondered how the future would look if we've done something different.

Maybe if I'd have already kept my cool the first day we've met, things would have been better. Of if he talked to me instead of ghosting me out of the blue. There were so many small missteps happening, I think it was doomed from the start.

But if I had to choose - instead of what I've said, I'd change my first comment after playing the House.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[autism-corner]

thank FUCK im quitting

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[pebblume]

chilshi week day 5: cuddling + kiss

stills under the cut!

[theenemyod]

I think people should be allowed to sleep in the same bed in a non sexual and non romantic way. I think cuddles can happen non sexually and non romantically. I think most acts of affection are non sexual and non romantic until you make it sexual or romantic (other than the obvious things like actual sex)

[hinamie]

10 years later

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis