#whowantscookies

[ccartman]

Just you and me like always ( liane )

No.... No he wouldn't leave over something like this..... He just needs to calm down that's all........right...? Right, mom?

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[ccartman]

But why Ted? What do yew see in that guy?

Eric sweetie are you okay? Your hands are shaking

@ccartman

[dominatoroftheworld]

@whowantscookies

Your average day, and --

Well, Stewie had almost, almost considered missing a mother like figure in his life, or a father like figure.. Bloody hell... He cursed inwardly. Was he getting soft? 

‘‘Come in,’‘ he called, hearing a knock at his doors. 

[deadlianeblog]

Gingers are handsome sweetie . Look at your brother he’s very handsome @cartmanbrah

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

No, Eric! I'm not injecting red bull into my body with you . I'm doing the responsible thing and telling your mother

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what happens if i inject a redbull inside my veins

"I'm not legally allowed to answer that question"

bojack tried it once and it felt amazing like he was acutally flying only he stupidly jump off a roof and brok a lot of bones instead. "Please don't do this you could end up in the hostipial. "

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

I don't know what to do with Eric, he won't listen to me, he just keeps acting like a spoiled brat I'm at my wits end! (whowantscookies) (chef)

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[ Chef ]

“Now, now, hold your horses there, woman.” Chef lifted both hands, then placed one on her shoulder, guiding her into his apartment, “I’ll make some cocoa, peppermint schnapps in it, if you’d like some.” Adult cocoa might make her feel better.

“I understand Eric can be a rather... Willful child, but there’s no reason to give up on him. I can talk to him, if you want, sometimes I can get him to listen.”

[somealaskanguy-blog]

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[jack-is-chili]

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“Happy Valentine’s Day to my beautiful wife.”

[ccartman]

Turkey dogs?! But those suck ass!

I'm sorry Eric but all we could afforad this year were turkey dogs I hope you don't mind

@cartmanbrah @ccartman

[perfectdcll]

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Esther getting spoiled by liane just as much as eric did but the difference is esther keeps her polite and sweet demeanor. Doesn’t start shit like eric does. Well there is the murder and maiming but due to her innocent facade none of it can be tied to her. 

[ericcartmanaskblog]

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*Cartman woke with pain in his whole body. His tongue was badly swollen and was pissed. Fucking Scott tenorman! His mom was sitting besides him. Perfect he needed her comfort. He threw a pencil to get her attention*

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

You look like you could use a mother. (whowantscookies) (Trent)

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[ Trent ]

“Sorry, ma’am, but I gotta mother, an’ a father, an’ a lil sister.” He tipped his head with a confused smile on his face, “Apologies.”

[ccartman]

His eyebrows twitch in annoyance, forcing himself to hold that eye contact while this blonde asshole kisses his mother. A petty display of dominance is how Eric took it. And as much as it pissed him off that Liane didn't even bother to look his way, those mismatched eyes never took them off of the blonde man in front of him.

"You?" He chuckles at the very thought as he fixes his hair once again. "Guess that depends on how beneficial you are to this household and to me. Tell me, Todd, was it?" He smiles innocently at the intentional mistake of his name. "What exactly do you like about my mother. She must be considered lower class compared to someone like you who felt the need to walk in here in a suit."

He swirls his cup of tea that was now cold, but he takes a sip anyway before setting it back down onto it's matching saucer. " Is it serious or are you just having some fun?"

Hello Eric say hi to Ted

Eric, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Theodore.” Liane said with a big smile on her face, beside her stood a six and a half man with shaved blonde hair in a brown suit smilng at eric he grabbed his head giving his hair ruffle.

“Hello there champ, Liane’s told me a lot about you.” His tone was a ohgreatitsachild. eyes showing contempt at the child

@ccartman

[scottiehateschili]

ooc

I’m Stephen @i-will-ground-you Liane @whowantscookies Cartman @suckmahballskahl occasionally Butters @doomanddestructiowillfollow And scotts mom @theghostofexmrstenorman

[shining-stxrs]

"aww well aren't you adorable? " Liane starts petting brian behind his eardrum (whowantscookies)

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Brian is enjoying the pets but he soon snaps out of it. "I appreciate the sentiment man but I find it a little demeaning."

[jack-is-chili]

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Beautiful pack your bags. We’re moving to Denver tomorrow