#whorefordazai

[sonder-paradise]

𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮 — 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬

◊ ft. osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, gn!reader

◊ genre. fluff, absolutely whipped for you tbh

— 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

you don't notice it at first. but his gaze his gentle and suiting. yosano calls you from her office and, of course, you're leaping from your desk to answer her question. you hover near the entrance of her office, discussing a meeting you had with the agency just the previous night.

dazai pauses his work. the sun is setting turning the office a decadent shade of crimson and orange. but his eyes trail over to your figure in the entrance of yosano's office. his hands are interlaced neatly into each other and his chin rests just so on them. his eyes glisten as he soaks in your presence in the careening light.

he's just so enraptured by you. a sort of horrid feeling of adoration boils in the depths of his chest and he just can't admit that he's taken some form of affection for you.

as you turn, dazai's eyes glaze over and he can feel his breath escape from his lips. for the first time, he feels uncertain. should he play it off? look away? laugh and pretend he's not absolutely infatuated by your every waking minutes on earth?

"something the matter, osamu?"

and, oh god, his stomach churns when you speak his name so beautifully, so achingly.

"nothing," he croons, smiling as he tears his gaze away.

— 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚

the lovely, warmth of the alcohol in the back of your throat buzzes tenderly. you're chatting with hirotsu about something vague. the rest of today's mission is surrounded by nothing but memories of things unworthy of mention. at your side is chuuya, who peers into the depths of his wine glass with apprehension.

then, his eyes trail to your face. he wants to blame it on the alcohol. it would be so easy to let fragile words tumble from his mouth and into your heart, but he's not tipsy enough for this. instead, his eyes linger on the way your lips move to answer a question, the way the smile crinkles your skin, and the way your eyes wrinkle with gratuity.

fuck, his mind is a mess and it isn't even that late yet. he's drunk on your laughter, your smile, your... everything. the red painted on his cheeks does nothing to hide his pure devotion to your very being as you turn to check up on him.

chuuya can barely comprehend your words properly. his eyes are zeroed in on your expression, a look of concern flashing across your face as you place a hand on his cheek. he's about ready to choke on the wine in the back of his throat.

"you feeling okay, chuuya?"

he stutters out something inaudible and curses vaguely when you smile. he swears he's making it so obvious he's head over heels for you.

"feeling fine..."

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[fyodior]

okay sorry djdbjd here’s a list of some active and inactive bsd blogs that i love with my entire heart <3

active blogs: @/luv-fedya @/8kh @/nagicore @/pompompurin1028 @/masuchu (i’m pretty sure you already follow them tho-) @/luvkun4 / @/i4sgwr @/fortheharbingers / @/voidcat @/chuuyasboots @/thecoffeelovingfreak @/hanazou @/tender-rosiey @/honeydazai

inactive blogs in case you wanted more content: @/whorefordazai @/sonder-paradise @/nameless-shrimp @/sebtomm @/trashykawahq @/allisonlol @/nullified-kiss

they’re a mix of sfw and nsfw blogs but here ya go!! :)

omg thank u so much mothe 😭😭 i just feel like i literally have no bsd on my dash anymore when that is my main interest so this is perfect jsjdjsjd but i follow a few of these blogs already and love them <3

[xxxsoukokuxxx]

oo hi kitty !! hope ure doing well 💗 can i request prompt #6 with dazai please ? take care !!

Character: Dazai x reader

Warnings: None

Notes: Thanks for requesting! I hope you enjoy this

Prompt: 6. "Your nose is just so...boop-able." *Boop*

Streaks of tangerine, honey and canary line up across the sky signalling sunset. Stray bits of pink and purple manage to squeeze their way in. The sweet scent of apple and cinnamon graced you as you lay your head on Dazai's chest.

Blankets are draped over you both as you and Dazai recline on the couch...or well at least Dazai does. You were currently straddling his lap. Warm and content after a day's work.

He kissed the top of your head as his grip on you tightened softly. A smile on his lips. Perhaps this was the best thing in the world. Holding the love of your life in your arms enveloped by blankets and warmth. Quite frankly, every moment spent with you is perfect.

You lift your head up to look at him and smile and he returns the smile. Dazai leans down and you think he's going to give you a peck on the lips and so your eyes flutter shut out of insinct.

However, you are surprised when he 'boops' your nose with his own. You blink at look at him with eyes innocent and big. He can't help but chuckle, "Your nose is just so...boop-able." and he does it again, scrunching his eyes closed and smiling as if you were the cutest being on this planet. Oh well, in his eyes you are.

Laughter and little giggles fill the room and he gives you a kiss, smiling into it.

[snowbits]

i feel like this is what’s going on in your head rn

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdWAKMko/

i think that gave me like two more mental disorders 💀 what the FUCKFJDH

rn in my head is just maneater by hall and oates bouncing around in my empty skull

oh oh here she comes, watch out boy, she’ll chew you up~

[keimisan]

i love your theme 😱!!

thank you uwu ❤️❤️❤️

[voidcat]

green, lavender, yellow <33

yellow - you radiate big dick energy

Omg,, First of all, hiiiiiiii <3

And pls???!?!!??,,, the laugh I let out when I checked yellow... (my cat got mad at me,,) I believe it’s the little chuuya-ness in me that radiates that energy<3

But thank u thank u aaaaaa 🥺

What colour am I to you?

[dinosaurtsukki]

i feel like my sleep deprived brain missed something but what inspired the sexy name lohn jennon 😧

i was thinking of dumb chat names for friends in a band so switching up the names for the original members of the beatles (john lennon, george harrison, etc) i thought would be funny 🤪🤪

[nameless-shrimp]

bro AJSJSJ

i just think the trope that best fits chuuya is enemies to lovers. like. AHH. him wanting you so badly but he refuses to admit it. his soul burning with this unexplainable rage every time he sees you. he’s angry because you make him feel things he’s never felt before and that terrifies him.

(PFFTT excuse me randomly ranting but anyways, if you ever write that chuuya one shot then u have my full support >:)

NAWWWH, BUT PLEASE. IF YOU GUYS REALLY WANT IT, I SWEAR I WILL WRITE IT.

he wants to admit it but he absolutely refuses to, yes, and for some reason, he just gets so angry whenever you're around—even much more than dazai's presence—and he still has his heart fluttering and his blushes grow when he sees you. but he isn't sure why. chuuya would definitely get angry a lot at you but even over the littlest things, and when you catch on that he may have feelings for you, then you'd only tease him whenever he's blushing as he talks about how he hates the way you fight yet he always asks you to train with him. he hates the way you dress yet he always looks at your clothes with a blush. like ugh.

ya'll really love this enemies to lovers chuuya trope, i am deadass gonna make a whole one-shot scenario of it. i swear. it's tempting. it really is.

[kiyokoxd]

HEYY

1. First impression: Nice smut and fluff fanfic writer ngl, I never thought we would interact

2. Truth is: I never thought I would even make friends here bUT YOU'RE REALLY COOL AND GOOD AT WRITING I REALLY LIKE HOW NICE AND FUNNY YOU ARE

3. How old do you look: 17?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yep!

5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope

6. Best feature: Writing and the way you interact with others :D

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I mean..

8. You’re my: One of my first friends here who I wanna get to know more!

[thedecayofangelhoe]

Dazai on the 4th of july this is for @whorefordazai and @kittydripuwu

Dazai would be the most excited to see some fireworks

He would definitely buy some crab for u to eat

He would ask chuuya to buy him some wine

He would take you to the balcony so you can see the fireworks

You going to an expansive restaurant

He'll even ask atsushi to make a reservation for him and you

After the night is over he'll take u to a 5 star hotel

Before the fireworks in he'll get his kiss

a/n srry its not much but im trying to make this type of thing for other ppl lol

[hanazou]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeQEdVrY/ ☹️‼️

printing response... ` - * , ✒

📝 ; you're really out here thirsting for Grandpa while he's out there with a canonically bad back that breaks when he "oBliTeRaTeS yoUr PuThAy" 🙄

Enough with the thirsting take him to a chiropractor instead so he doesn't have to get freebies from his grandson. Get him better fits too

[sweetwriters]

Hey, weirdo @whorefordazai

Thank you for feeding us with good crack and fluff content. They're always good to read when things are sour, always so comforting when you need a good laugh. Frankly I look up to you for being able to mix fluff and crack so well that everything seems so.. organic and authentic. It feels like actually being there

ps thank you for the cuddle content

Not so respectfully, you know who 💜

[saffyspirals]

hii hope r u having a good day/night 💗 just wanted to say i love your work so much !!

hello! i’m having a good morning, thank you! i’m glad you enjoy my writing :)

[alittlesimp]

HEY 😋

1. First impression: pure chaos and also a bit intimidating bc of ur popularity? i yelled when you followed me back

2. Truth is: if you post one more pregzai pic im going to cry sometimes when i close my eyes he's there in all his pregnant glory

3. How old do you look: 16-17

4. Have you ever made me laugh: all the time

5. Have you ever made me mad: yes but like as a joke

6. Best feature: ur really funny and also a rlly good writer!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no

8. You’re my: most cursed mutual

[snowbits]

hiks hiks my way into your inbox 😉

SKHDKFJD HI RAI HOW ARE YOU

[kbaji]

the image of sanzu just sitting there nibbling on some toes is stuck in my mind i’m cackling 😭

LITERALLY IT WAS LIKE 5 AM WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I JUST COULDN’T NOT SEE IT 💀💀