#whoop where all my possessive bitches at

[summerqueen66]

Jessica Ketchum (an OC of mine) usually doesn't mind getting hit on, but she will try to at least keep a distance from them...unless they hit on her.

Uh oh! Your character is watching mine get hit on and is feeling possessive. How does your character handle this?

submitted by anonymous.

[libraryofgage]

SpiderPool Steddie Part One

So, this is definitely gonna have multiple parts lmao

It's been bouncing around my brain for a while like the Addams Family Steddie AU lol

Anyway, lemme know if you'd like to be tagged for future parts ^_^

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Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls is, at best, a dive bar. At worst, it's a cesspit in which the scummiest people in the city gather to bask in each other's scumminess. To Steve, however, it's the perfect place to collapse after a long patrol, splayed out like a starfish on the roof as the music playing inside vibrates the building itself.

Steve takes a deep breath, setting his bat down next to him before pushing his mask to the bridge of his nose. He then lies down on the roof, wishing not for the first time that the city's light pollution wasn't so bad. Seeing the stars and hunting for constellations would really help him ignore the cracked ribs screaming inside his chest and threatening to break if he even breathes wrong.

All things considered, though, it could be worse. Steve doesn't have any morning classes, Vecna didn't beat him up nearly as bad as he usually does during their fight earlier, and his accelerated healing means Steve will be able to breathe normally by morning. Robin would tell him he has a very low bar when it comes to judging how shitty his life currently is, but she isn't here, so her opinion doesn't matter. Dustin would tell him he should try not getting his ass whooped in the future. Thankfully, he also isn't here, making his opinion as meaningful as Robin's.

Steve closes his eyes, letting his shoulders relax and trying not to think about anything. It sort of works until his entire body suddenly tenses, every nerve on edge and goosebumps shooting across his arms. He shoots up, ignoring the harsh twinge in his ribs as he turns in a crouch and grabs his bat. Steve clenches his jaw, breathing harshly through his nose to keep from groaning in pain, and feels relieved he didn't completely remove his mask completely.

Over by the door leading to a staircase is a guy with ripped jeans, a worn-out shirt with "HELLFIRE CLUB" across the chest, a jean vest covered in patches and pins, and hair pulled back out of his face with a few wavy strands stubbornly escaping his hair tie. He's breathing a little heavily, his face flushed like he's just climbed a few flights of stairs. Actually, he probably has.

"Woah," the guy says, his voice soft enough that Steve would have missed it if not for the enhanced hearing. The guy clears his throat and holds up both hands, showing off a bottle of Jack Daniels in one and a bag with a grease-stained bottom in the other. "Uh, I come in peace. I didn't realize the rooftop was taken."

Steve has no clue what possesses him, but he forces himself to relax and set the bat down. "No, it's okay. I can head out," he says, staying seated despite his words. He's really hoping the guy will insist he doesn't need to; his ribs are still aching like a bitch.

Thankfully, the guy flashes a grin and slowly lowers his hands. "Nah, you're all good. Not every day I get to eat next to a hero. Want some fries?" he asks, walking over and sitting a good two feet away so there's plenty of room between them.

He tears open the bag to create an impromptu plate and puts it between them, the smell of greasy and undoubtedly delicious fries tempting enough that Steve picks up a smaller one and pops it into his mouth. "Thanks. Where are these from?" Steve asks, glancing over as the guy twists the cap of his bottle and takes a swig.

"A burger joint two streets down and one street over. On the corner."

Steve nods, making a mental note of the directions so he can get a burger before swinging home. He's got just enough in his pocket to afford one. "So, got a name?" Steve asks, figuring he's already eating the guy's fries and they're about to spend some time together on this roof. He should know the guy's name.

The guy's grin returns, and he sets the bottle down between them as well. It's tempting, but Steve doesn't trust his alcohol tolerance to hold up while his body is busy fixing his ribs. "Eddie. Do I get to know your name, too?"

Steve snorts and leans away slightly, putting a bit more distance between Eddie and his entirely too-grabbable mask. "Nice try," he says.

"Worth a shot," Eddie says, shrugging as he picks up a few fries. "So, Spider-Man, what brings you to Sister Margaret's? You enjoy the gay metal scene?"

"What's the difference between gay and regular metal?"

"Our hair is better," Eddie explains, dramatically flipping the few strands of hair escaping his tie.

Steve has to hold back a second snort, taking another fry and chewing on it before saying, "I like resting here after patrol. The whole building shakes with the music."

Eddie lights up, his eyes brightening and his back straightening some. "So, you're a fan of Corroded Coffin," he says, taking another swig of the Jack Daniels. It's only now that Steve realizes it's already a quarter of the way gone, and he wonders if Eddie's liver can handle that much alcohol all at once.

"Is that the name of the band?"

"Yep. They play here almost every night."

"I'm guessing you like them, too, then?"

Eddie hums, amusement dancing across his expression now, giving Steve the distinct feeling that there's some secret he simply isn't in on. "They're the best band I've ever heard. Their music is incredible. They really push the boundaries of the genre. And their lyrics? Amazingly layered with at least three meanings per line. I highly recommend actually coming in for a listen one of these days," Eddie says, leaning a little closer to Steve.

A beat of silence passes in which Steve holds Eddie's gaze. Or, he holds the gaze on his end; he's sure Eddie can't actually tell with the mask covering his eyes. "You're in the band," Steve says.

"Lead guitarist and singer, yes. I also write the songs."

"You're incredibly critical of yourself, really grounded in reality."

Eddie barks out a laugh. "I just happen to know my worth incredibly well."

"You have all the confidence of a mediocre white man on a job hunt."

Eddie gasps, placing a hand on his chest as he looks at Steve. "How dare you call me mediocre. I am revolutionary at worst and the second coming at best."

"You know the second coming involves, like, an apocalypse or something, right?"

"I'm Jewish, why would I bother with the fine details?" Well, Steve will give him that. "By the way," Eddie says, gesturing to Steve's bat as he continues, "do those nails actually see any use? Or are they just there to act as a threat?"

Steve looks down at his bat, considering it for a moment before carefully holding the middle and offering the handle to Eddie. Now that he's giving them a few moments of attention, he's realizing the nails embedded in the end are a little rusty and definitely need cleaning. "I try not to be deadly with it, but Vecna's got these lab-grown demon dogs and bats that always manage to break through my webs," Steve explains.

He watches as Eddie takes the bat, weighing it in his hands before shoving his palm into the nails. Steve jerks, a wordless shout escaping his throat as he launches himself over the fries and in front of Eddie. "Are you okay?!" he asks, grabbing Eddie's hand and shakily inspecting the nails sticking through it. Fuck, those are going to be a bitch to get out, and he'll probably have to swing Eddie to the hospital for a tetanus shot.

Being angry doesn't even register in his brain as Eddie laughs. "Don't worry about it, Spidey," he says, pulling his hand off the nails with a slight wince. He wiggles his fingers, letting Steve have a front-row seat to the injuries closing. "See, good as new."

And he's right. The injuries are good as new. In fact, there isn't even any scarring, and Steve almost rips his mask off to take a closer look but stops himself at the last minute. Instead, he grabs Eddie's hand and yanks it closer, turning it over to check his palm, too. "What the fuck?" he asks, looking up at Eddie, still gripping his hand tight.

"Super healing," Eddie explains. "Like, super duper. If I ever get decapitated, just hold my head to my neck, and I'll be right as rain."

"I'd rather not put that claim to the test," Steve says, frowning slightly as he runs his fingers over Eddie's palms, just to make sure the injuries aren't somehow hidden from sight.

"You know, I kissed the last guy who touched my palm like that," Eddie says, leaning in again with that grin.

Suddenly all Steve can think about is how Eddie's lips do look soft. And it has been a while since Steve actually kissed anyone. And he does think Eddie is funny. And he does find himself wondering if his smile will taste like the Jack Daniels and fries. And...and...

And Steve needs to go before he does anything he shouldn't be doing as Spider-Man.

He jerks back, dropping Eddie's hand like it burns, and ignores the ache in his ribs as he grabs his bat and stands. "I, uh, I need to get going. Thanks for the fries, Eddie," he says, hurrying over to the edge of the roof.

"Woah, just gonna eat and run on me, big boy?" Eddie asks, scrambling to his feet and over to where Steve is climbing onto the edge of the roof. "That's not very hero-like of you. You haven't even left me your name or number. How are you gonna pay me back $2.50 for the fries?"

"I had five," Steve says, turning to look at Eddie as he webs his bat to his back and pulls his mask down over his chin.

"The economy sucks, man."

Okay, he's got Steve there. Again. "Nice try, Eddie."

"Can you blame a guy? Your ass looks great in that spandex."

Steve is suddenly relieved his mask is back down, covering the furious blush spreading across his cheeks. He'd think it was just a joke, but the sincere and somewhat goofy smile tugging at Eddie's lips tells him it's more genuine than anything else. "Thanks," Steve says, giving Eddie a two-finger salute before taking a step back off the roof.

He shoots a web at the edge of the building, using the momentum to swing around the corner. His ribs are killing him with the movement, but he still manages to throw a, "See you later, Eds!" over his shoulder before he's completely out of earshot.

Later, Steve will wonder how Eddie got his super healing, if he's that flirtatious with every guy he meets on the roof of Sister Margaret's, and if he'll be there the next time Steve swings by. But that's for later. For now, he's just enjoying the breeze rushing over him and thinking about Eddie's eyes and his smile and his long fingers.

[neverwalka1one]

10 Recommendations!

Tomorrow (2/15) is International Fanwords Day, so as part of the feedback fest, here's ten recs from my favorited list!

The Untamed. This is a Golden Core Reveal, not so much fix-it as fix the world around it so that everything doesn't go off the rails. It features Cunning Deception, Not So Cunning Deception, Wei Wuxian being gremlin, surprisingly cool LQR, and more Wangxian than Jiang Cheng is comfortable with. Also JGY has a migrane.

Like a House on Fire by KouriArashi. (oooh, I figured out how to do a thing) The Untamed. A modern-world AU non-cultivators rough 9-1-1 fusion fic. Everyone's a firefighter or a paramedic or a cop, Jiang Cheng gets a dog (and she is a Very Good Girl), Jin Zixuan discovers a new and shiny spine, Nie Mingjue just wants his people to be okay, and JGY gets an axe. It's mildly unhinged, it's excellent writing, I love it.

Imprints by Lisa_Telramor. The Untamed. A post-canon fic in which Wei Wuxian rescues a small innocent baby... whoops that's a dog. Except even if it is a dog, it is still small. And innocent. And helpless. And definitely will die if not helped. Featuring Wei Wuxian and his dog (!!!), poor mental health repair techniques, Yunmeng Bros reconciliation, and Jin Ling despairing over his uncles. This fic is so cute, I cannot even.

By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller. The Untamed. Wei Wuxian returns, but it's Not Right, and in a panic he retreats to Lotus Pier. Also known as that 'Wei Wuxian fucks with gender and then everything else' fic. Featuring Lan Zhan having deeply confused thoughts about his sexuality and loyalty to a dead man, Jin Ling gleefully calling Wei Wuxian 'aunt' at every opportunity, Wei Wuxian bitching about careless baby necromancers, a revision of Yi City, and Lan Xichen being So Confused All The Time.

Climbing Up That Coastal Shelf by Sour_Idealist. The Untamed. A post-canon fic in which Jin Ling realizes _no one_ is keeping an eye on Wei Wuxian. Then he learns what a self-sacrificing idiot his genius uncle is, and decides if no one else is going to claim this guy, he absolutely will because he needs all the help he can get. The Jin sect will never be the same. Featuring the return of Mianmian, So Many Family Feelings, Wei Wuxian scaring the Jin elders, poor communication skills amongst cultivators, and Jin Ling being possessive.

The Sword and the Shield by 29Pieces. Good Omens. A post S1 fic (written when there was only S1), in which Aziraphael is an absolute badass. Featuring the sort of angel where 'fear not' is the sort of reassurance one needs, and Aziraphael isn't saying that.

A Friend of Mine by CowGayKermit. Umbrella Academy. In which Klaus' buddies from Vietnam put 2 and 2 together and get 'that kid on the news is _our Klaus_ holy shit'. Featuring a ton of OCs that have been through shit and don't take kindly to anyone being mean to their brother. It's wild, I love it, I will take a million versions of this please.

Arc Tremors by MountainRose. The Avengers. An old-school post-movie fic where people move into Avengers Tower, this time because Tony failed to hide just how poorly he was doing after the Chitauri rolled through town. Featuring Giant Mutated Seafood, medical drama, everyone gets to be a little over-protective and tetchy (as a treat), and the bots being adorable. I love this era of Avengers fics, I will live here forever.

Shades of Grey Spill From My Veins (bleeding ink all over the page) by Reverie. The Untamed. One of my all-time favs, a What If WWX Grew Up In The Nie Sect fic. Seriously, this is one of my comfort fics, I love it so much, just read it.

Work Day by Saintlygames. The Watchmaker of Filigree Street. So much lovely fluff about two of my favorite boys and their daughter. Honestly, this is just the sweetest. Featuring Thaniel being too competent for his own good, Mori using his powers to spoil his husband, Six tolerating hugs as best she can, and did I mention the fluff? SO FLUFFY I COULD DIE.

There are so many more (for srs, there's at least four more Untamed I could put on here right now, without searching), but this is a good place to start!

[cashandprizes]

Top 5 Redacted Quotes (BA Edition)

My darling @gingerbreadmonsters tagged me so lovingly <3 And I initially was like "oh I don't know what my favorites are" until I decided I realized no one can stop me from doing my favorite moments in BAs that had me keyboard smashing (usually at Lexi) at all hours of the day.

So, without further ado, quotes from Redacted BAs that have made me so furiously feral I black them out of my memory to function.

Tagging some of my discord buddies <3 no pressure!!! @calicostorms @bratty-telepath @bicyclepainting @horrorscoupes @angelnoodlesoup @just-call-me-angel

NSFW/NSFT under the cut, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Starting off with my Number 1, which is the shortest but somehow most powerful of all:

Sam BA "You fixin' to bounce on this cock?" Stop. Stop everything. I about DIED. I have text receipts of me texting Lexi furiously screaming about this whole audio BUT THIS LINE? There is no salvation, only damnation and I run to it.

Number 2, a very close race:

David Hot Boi Winter/Proposal BA "Because every thread in my body is screaming for you, to have you. I wanna dig my teeth into your skin. I wanna fuck you into this bed so hard that the frame breaks underneath us, and then fuck you into the floor even harder." LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK. OH MY GOD??? LET ME LIVE??? This audio was made specifically for bitches with their monsterfucker license who love possessive feral primal play (it's me I'm bitches). I had to relisten to this because I completely blacked out listening to it the first time because I was so feral and relistening was... words cannot describe. Help.

Number 3, the audio that birthed my url:

Milo BA illegal that it is the only one "Yeah? You want me to use this mouth of yours? Whose mouth is this? Good. [...] Kiss it first. Just kisses. Yeah, he's happy to see you." Milo Greer WHAT THE FUCK. I was only going to use the "yeah he's happy to see you" because that line is the kind of hilarious deviant shit I like, bUT WHOSE MOUTH IS THIS? Sir. I was minding my black business how could you do me like this?

Number 4, probably one of my all time fave audios

HuxDami Confession BA Can I just... "[Insert SS tier nefarious neck ultra high-quality throat goat noises]" "I'm made of tough stuff too Hux... and I like it rough. I'll tell you if it's too much. [...] Now show me what that body of yours can do, big guy." "Bet." "More." "Oh fuck. Oh god. Alright, you want more? I can give you more baby." This audio is so revolutionary I couldn't pick one quote. As a Damien kinnie who has gotten at least two five star Yelp reviews for my head game, real recognizes real. That was some the rent is due tomorrow vortex neck and like... I can't even describe how much I love this audio. The "bet"? ofaoiefoss. "More" was the moment where I said "oh god is this ME?" Damien Throat Goat Hours <3

Number 5, straight from the boy Lexi used as a WEAPON to drag me into this fandom:

Lasko Hot Boi Winter BA “I’m thinking really, really hard. I’m definitely not just, um, not, not just, a fucking puddle of precum, and very almost actual real cum.” “I’m a good boy. Good boys hold it in. Good boys hold it in.” Lexi knew that if they dangled a subby, flustered nerdy boy in front of my face I would be helpless and goddammit I am. I blacked out and wrote like 2k words of smut continuing the sextember audio just to make him cry. THIS? It was so funny and cute and just so.... sfsofspojfswe hot omg Lasko is just so whiny and whimpery that I become so fucking feral...

Honorable mentions!

Sextember Lasko BA - "I’m not gonna have a brain by the end of this! I’m just gonna be some drooling, crying, humping mess pulling you around like I’m in heat or something. No that’s not hot, that’s cruel! What do you mean that’s what makes it hot?!" Lasko Hot Boi Winter BA - "you're evil, you're so fucking evil, it's okay! It's okay!" Sam BA - "You wanna ride your cow- You little… Get over here. I oughta whoop your ass for that one, you menace."

I think I might do another one of these but JUST for meme quotes because I need to do my url so badly. It's maybe the funniest thing Milo has ever said.

[halfmoth-halfman]

I want to start off by saying I’m so happy you’re back! Hope your brain got the rest it needed before it reigns terror on us. Last chapter was fantastic! There’s too much for me to write down and analyze so i’m just doing my fav moments (i’m still writing a damn essay on this series after it’s done). Btw I wrote this in my notes at 4 am so very mush brained incoherent.

I loved seeing Canary’s quick wit make it’s appearance again when she stood up to Adler, he gave her tools but no instruction manual just said “figure it out” and him blaming her for his failure just shows he’s only her donor, not her father in my book,I can just imagine her mom whooping his ass after he died, “you did what to my baby!?”. Her biting back was like the first step to justice for herself because she’s coming back stronger than ever, she’s healing. Yes queen, use that tongue of steel (one of my mom’s saying, “we don’t have silver tongues, we have tongues of steel bc we spark when we speak and slice when we need to”).

Canary is finally finding her fighting spirit again and I can’t wait for her to rain some brimstone on her enemies, or just be comfortable in herself and know she regained her autonomy. Finally Price in jail made me laugh because all I could see was Canary in the “I lived bitch” meme.

As always you’re one of my favorite authors and will forever have me running to your blog when I get your alerts- 🔥

i'm happy you're happy, but you're like the third person to say they're happy i'm back and i??? never left??? did i get shadowbanned for criticizing staff LMAO

anon pls know i already love the asks you send me and i will cry if you write an essay on this series

canary def got her wit and quick comebacks from adler, it was kind of a necessity given how he raised her and what he was raising her to be. you're so right, he gave her the tools but never told her what to do with them. he expected her to be smart enough to know how to use them, but she didn't have the same life experiences he did so of course she wouldn't do things exactly how he wanted. and i think his blame for her stems from a disappointment and anger toward himself because deep down i think he knows the responsibility of her failures fall back on him. and canary's at the point now where she's not afraid to tell him that.

i can say that canary's mom will only be mentioned once or twice more, so this isn't really a spoiler. adler is very much the way he is/was with canary because of her mother's death. had she lived, this would've been a very, very different story because i think of adler and his wife's relationship much like price and canary's (though maybe a bit more possessive on adler's end). adler would've (and did) move mountains and burn down empires for his wife. she was his entire life, and he would've left everything behind and started living a mob free life if she asked him to. i headcanon that if she lived, canary's mother would've wanted adler to step down and settle somewhere peaceful and quiet and away from the blood and chaos. and i think adler would've done it in a heartbeat.

her mother would've been much more hands on and open with canary, but adler would've been like those dads that don't talk much and are kind of awkward with their kids but still love them very much. he'd still run his gang, but from afar with not as much input and leaving the big decisions to someone he trusted. canary would've grown up with a much more solid family dynamic, growing into a confident and proud woman, and (in my own little headcanon) would've met price at a gala hosted by one of her adler's friends and they'd have a series of casual flings before getting serious and eventually married.

canary's finally decided enough is enough and she's so ready to get her revenge and begin to heal from everything she's gone through and i love that for her honestly.

asdlaksdlkj i just imagine like gaz playing into canary's not-death just like-

gaz: this year, i lost my dear, sweet canary

canary: quit telling everyone i'm dead! >:(

gaz: sometimes, i can still hear her voice

or he'd just send a blurry bigfoot-style picture of her to price with a text that's like "manor's haunted"

thank you so much babes, please know i always appreciate your asks and i hope you have a wonderful day!! 💜

[potato-goose-tornado]

Doing this BEFORE my duolingo, so I don't forget again like the IDIOT I am!

Okay, since I am tired and love magic/modern fantasy, let's just do something fun and fae, okay?

(Just letting you know, if you want to do this with me specifically, I am very like, not normal about basic fae rules, as well as the fae in general so... you don't HAVE to know a lot, but if you want to play the fae character, feel free to ask for some basic lore so we can get it semi-accurate. I am an autistic bitch, I am not normal with fae rules)

Anywho, little disclaimer over

This is inspired by The Moth Prince on Webtoon! I love it so much! Go read it, it's super good!

Character A is a person who enjoys stories of magic, and supernatural, and all of the like. They don't necessarily *believe* in that stuff, but they do enjoy it as a medium, of expression as well as finding it fun!

One day, while on a hike in the woods, they come across Character B, a Fae that had been kicked out of the local court with nothing. They have no help, vague memories of their time in the court, no possessions to keep them safe, and--most terrifyingly--no *name*, as it was stripped from them as they were expelled by the court.

So, when Character A finds a--potentionally wounded--incredibly stressed person in the woods (are they human? The antenna says no), they take it upon themselves to try and help them! Causing them to panic, try and run away, only to trip on a root and knock themselves out! Whoops!

Character A decides to take this poor... thing that is definitely not human (ohmygodthey'renothumanwhattheshit) back to their home to take care of them! Leaving Character B stuck in Debt to Character A! Yay!

You decide where it goes from there! I'm personally thinking Character B decides to stay with Character A until they can remove the Debt, as it is never a good idea to be Indebted. This leads to Character A showing Character B more and more about humanity, as they build a relationship and start to fall for eachother.

Something sweet and campy, and oh my gosh my heart!

[jmkho]

The One Where They Get Heckled By Muppets

Summary: Sammy and Danny get heckled by Josh & Jake, Muppet Style!

Words: 1k

Warnings: muppets, swearing, bald caps, Sam about to whoop some ass, wide eye staring, mentions of alcohol and the devil's lettuce

Note: This was requested by Anon 👤 hopefully you will come across this and are still around, and I hope it's okay 🥺 forgive me for the jokes. I tried my best 🤣 and thanks to @oliverreedmasterass for dealing with my annoying ass when it comes to fics lmao

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Sammy turned the tuning peg a little more as he plucked the string. Sounded good enough to him.

The fire was burning in the fireplace at the cabin, illuminating the room with a cosy amber glow as he stood up from his seat and walked over to the amp. Fiddling with some of the knobs as he gently plucked. 

Sam felt himself get pumped to do some jamming. He wore a pair of baggy press pants and his vintage shirt left unbuttoned, and barefoot of course. 

He looked ready to jam too. He admired his reflection in the window that showed nothing else but the dark night outside. He should have worn his shorts he thought before Danny entered the room.

“Ready?” He smiled holding two cold beers in his hands. He held one out to Sammy who gladly took it with a grin. 

“I was born ready BITCH.”

He nearly spat on his friend as he said bitch which Danny pulled a face to before taking a seat behind his drum kit. Pressing his foot to the bass pedal a few times to check it, hitting the floor tom and snare drum a few times for good measure. 

Danny counted in and began to play a new drum beat. Sammy joined in soon after. Closing his eyes, feeling the rhythm. 

Danny smiled and did some little solos as Sam stopped plucking, going back and forth with each other to just let loose and create any sound they wanted. 

Sammy’s eyes opened as his fingers slowed down then stopped all together. 

“Can you hear that?” 

Danny halted his movements and listened for a bit. 

Maybe he heard a groan here or there, but that was apparently the ghosts that lived in the cabin that Jake had become friends with. 

And again, that was a story for another time. But no sound seemed worrying nor new. 

“No?” 

Sammy pulled an annoyed face. “I heard booing. Who the fuck is booing us?”

“Sam. I didn’t hear anything and no one else is here but the four of us.”

“I bet it’s that fucking ghost. You know the one, that one that hates me. Bastard.”

“Well, maybe stop calling him a bastard and-“

“Did they stop playing?”

“Yeah”

“Thank heavens, I thought their playing made me deaf!” 

Sam and Danny looked up to the top floor bannister of the cabin to where the voices were coming from. 

Josh and Jake stood at the bannister manically laughing.

Sam pulled a face, hands of hips. “The fuck did you two just say?”

“Oh, he’s sensitive.” Jake yelled out looking Sam right in the eye.

“So is my hearing after that!” Josh replied and the two broke out into loud laughter again.

Sam looked at Danny who shrugged his shoulders. “Have they had something? Have they smoked something without including me?”

Danny shrugged again and looked back up at the twins. 

They had stopped laughing and were just standing there staring at them with wide eyes.

“Um….guys? What’s happening?” Danny asked, hoping for an answer but they didn’t give him one, they just continued to stand there staring.

Danny shifted on his stool, a little uncomfortable. “Sam-“

“Quick! Play some more!” Josh let out.

“Yeah, it might help me leave this planet quicker!” Jake heckled, making the two of them break out laughing again.

“Are they serious? Why are you heckling your own-“

“The boy is lost.”

“In life or how to carry a tune?” They laughed together again. 

Sam scoffed. “That felt personal.”

“Are they possessed or something? What’s happening?” Danny asked Sam over the maniacal laughter from the twins.

“These fucks are just messing with us.” Sam yelled out to the twins. 

He grabbed the neck of his bass and began to play again. 

Danny kept his eyes on the twins who suddenly stopped laughing and just watched. He pulled a worried face but slowly began to play a little until Sam stopped again.

He looked up at the twins who were now clapping. “Bravo! Bravo!” Jake yelled and applauded. Josh nodded but then elbowed his brother and asked, “Did you really enjoy it that much?” 

Jake continued to clap with a smile. “No, but if we do this maybe they’ll stop!”

Sam’s mouth dropped open as they began to laugh again. “That’s it! Time for an ass whoopin.” He grabbed his bass and removed it as he went to storm off to the stairs. Danny suddenly stood up and grabbed his elbow.

“Sam, you ain’t and can’t whoop an ass to save your life. Relax. They’re doing it to piss you off.”

When they looked back at the twins, they both suddenly had bald caps over their hair. Jake's had tuffs of grey hair, and Josh’s had white. Along with the sudden appearance of the caps was also a white mustache on Josh and a grey one on Jake, but his was being used as an eyebrow. 

“What on earth…” Danny let out quietly at the image staring down at him.

“If I was wearing shoes I’d throw them at you!” Sam yelled at them.

Josh and Jake just stood there in silence again, staring at them. 

“This is unsettlin-” Danny said but stopped as he saw that Josh who was now wearing a pair of glasses.

Sam narrowed his eyes. “AHA! THEY DON’T EVEN WEAR GLASSES!” 

Danny jumped to the sound of Sam’s scream but then looked up at the twins.

Jake looked at Josh and quickly removed the glasses from his brother and whispered something.

They stared back down to the drummer and bassist. “I think we’ve done our damage.” Jake let out.

The singer patted his brother on the back. “Let’s go back to the den and watch more of the Muppet Show.”

They started laughing maniacally at each other again until they both abruptly stopped, looked back down to a very confused Danny and a very annoyed Sam, and then walked off.

���They’re trying to mess with us Muppet style again.” Sam commented as he picked up his bass, threw the strap over his head and began to pluck away.

Danny just stood there confused. “What the hell do you mean ‘again’?”

[blkkizzat]

Haiiii babes!!!! Hope u been well 😙

(Literally just came from rereading plug choso once again to keep it fresh in my brain hehe) istg i love him so bad but….nicki was right, trauma is the way. Him sharing that blunt with gouda bitch has me steaming every time smh. I would fuck cho infront of her but she dont deserve to see the dickk!

Venus in gemini and mars in aries HELP HSJKSKSK NO OKAY U and toji would be so good for each other 😭 yall can play games and he drag u back in so u dont get too bored hehe. My mars is in leo and my good friend studies astrology and she deadass do be saying thats the corruption kink placement hehe, plus i got some virgo in there too so my shit is obsesseddddd with corrupting purity whoops (and obsessive + possessive AF like i wanna be someone's first and their everything) which is so true cause i be fucking with ppl to make em obsessed with me and ion even want them jdksks. I js cant do virgin reader bc i have a SA trauma which sucks bc there are so many virgin reader fics and i gotta sit em out which is why i flock to shit like otaku!gojo where the man is a virgin like that heals me so much u have no idea lmao (even tho this pussy can squirt by itself, i would show virgin gojo all the tricks hehe) Yes ma'am i do fuck w astrology, and recently tarot a lil bit 👀 got me a lil reading and erthing hehe

Tbf i dont feel like u have a truly irredeemable character because they all have some sort of bg story (okay lets ignore reader from gf!choso literally killing a man bc DAMN when i say the dialogue you gave him had me stressing tf out, like i almost had an angry cry when he was airing out shit at the party. The bat scene from there was so iconic tho) like even plug choso, reader is a brat but i rlly feel like its bc shes an overachiever which i vibe w soooo hard. She's the definition of "honey u need to get some dick and RELAX" bc she trying to do it all and none of it is for herself. Im similar so i see her bratiness as a defense mechanism iykwim. Ngl the ending of pt 2 had me scared bc like i can dish it out, but i cant take it LMAOOOOOO like choso shared a blunt w some other bitch and i was already in tears istg he gon have to make that up to me smh. YESSSSSSS i love with the characters are still downbad for the reader even when she's a bitch like, thats the kinda ride or die i wantttt.

I feel u bc i cant do angst that effects the reader lol.

Guestprofessor yooooo i love that dynamic!!! I rarely read gojo (or geto too) bc i rarely find a version of him that doesnt turn his charisma into fuckboyness like it just aint for me, but w.e the girlies enjoy :p

Ohhh i do need to check out those websites even tho i have nowhere to go rip. I love me a gown but they almost never reach past my shins 💀 got that damn amazoness genetic smh

LMFAOOO ur so real for that. Tbh cho could be a virgin and id still talk to him like a two dollar hoe 😭

Sending u all the good vibes frrrrr its always fun chatting w u too kali babes 😚

🍒 anon

Awe you are so sweet reading it again. I hope I can get the next part out tonight for u, I’m getting 2 people to read so once they are done I will make changes and post. 

LMFAO im crying cause you are like the 3rd person who told me that part had them heated. But hehe funny you should mention fucking him in front of her…. *shhhh*

Yeah no I would need the games to keep me interested lmfao. Oooh corruption kink!  you know until Choso I never had one of those but I just want to ruin him dskhfkjhdkHSa. But relatable, sometimes you just flirt because you can LOL

Oh no, im so sorry to hear about your SA trauma. I completely understand. While I don’t necessarily have drama, I think another reason I lean towards bimbo!reader is I don’t like how society places a woman’s value on virginity. It’s a totally different thing that wanting to be someone’s first or even corrupting, cause im into those kinks too. I don’t like when it seems like the whole value of them is their virginity if it makes sense. 

I actually own a tarot deck too! But I haven’t studied it enough to do it on my own. I’ve had mine done by friends before though!

Lmfao yeah gf!choso reader is also a bit crazy, when I eventually do the p3 to that, it will go into more of how she doesn’t have bloodlust like choso, and actually wants him to slow down a bit so he doesn’t get caught (gf!choso finds himself not needing to kill as much bc he has reader as a stress release). But she doesn’t have qualms with blood or the fact he’s a serial killer lolol. She kinda slow lowkey lolol. Her mind: “killing is bad. But I love Choso and he loves me so Choso is good too.” I mean she joined his major cause she watched Dexter so she aint the brightest bulb. jhdfkhdskjfhsd. <3 Unlike plug!choso sorority bimbo tho, she is never ashamed of Choso and wants him to come to frat parties as her date (which he reluctantly goes to because he’s whipped and jealous as all hell). Ahhh I rambled about this too much lol

Oooh how tall are you if you don’t mind me asking? Im 5’7 and some of the gowns I got from there drag a bit so maybe you’d have more luck with them!

Mwahhmwahhh babes <3333

[buckmepapi]

you’re mine

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Summary: Bucky needs to learn his place

Pairing: bucky barnes x f!avenger!reader

Featured Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes

Word Count: 2.1k

Warnings: Cursing, slight angst, aggression, SMUT 18+ ONLY - slapping, choking, just all-around angry possessive sex. Whoops.

A/N: this was the first ever fic I wrote lmao

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“Y/N, you need to calm down” Natasha soothed as she followed your sizzling gaze tracing your line of site as it board holes into the back of Bucky’s head, as she noticed where your anger was emanating from she continued “we don’t need a repeat of last month”

Last month Bucky had made you so infuriatingly angry during training that you had lost control of your abilities and had unceremoniously set fire to most of the equipment, and literally had to be put out with a fire extinguisher courtesy of a very smug Tony Stark.

“You need to tell him how you feel, you can’t keep hurting like this” Natasha was right, but you knew Bucky could never return your feelings. He hated you and you hated him. It wasn’t until recently you realised that your hate was just deep buried lust and passion for the brooding former assassin.

“I can’t, Natasha, he doesn’t feel the same way” Natasha sighed in annoyance, she had had this conversation a million times by now since you opened up to her about your crush a couple of months ago when she had found you practically drooling at the sight of a sleepy Bucky entering the shared kitchen during breakfast, instead of your usual foreboding and ominous death glare.

“Y/N, he does. We both know you’re the better fighter, but I am the best out of the two of us at reading people. I’m telling you, as your best friend, the man fucking likes you.”

You continued your glare at the woman flirtingly stroking Bucky’s forearm as she not so subtly sucked on her straw by the bar, making direct eye contact with him. Bucky seemed to be enjoying the attention, resting his head on his metal hand as he stared at her with a smirk on his face.

“He’s just doing it to make you jealous” she continued.

“Well it’s fucking working” you deadpanned as your nostrils flared.

Bucky saw you from across the bar locking eyes with you and winked turning back to his new ‘friend’.

This fucker had the audacity to wink and smirk at you with his perfect kissable plump lips. He thought this shit was funny.

Natasha let out a huff of air at his reaction knowing this would not end well.

“That’s it!” You shouted as you slammed your palms down on the table, rising from the booth.

“What are you doing?” she asked, momentarily shocked at your outburst.

You turned to her and smiled sweetly, a worryingly calm contrast to your previous anger “I’m just going to have a nice friendly talk with him” and with that you stepped out of the booth, your heels clacking as you strode across the room to the pair with a look of utter death strewn across your face.

Bucky was too caught up in his conversation with the young woman to notice your death strut to wards him, putting his to shame. ‘Is it working?’ he thought.

“Excuse me” you said coldly as you approached them, standing in between their two stools at the bar. Bucky did a double take as he realised that you were now right next to him with the most scariest look on your face he’s ever seen and gulped slightly. Had he gone too far?

“We’re having a conversation here”

This bitch, you thought.

“Yeah and if you don’t move right now this’ll be the last conversation you ever have” you said with zero emotion as you continued to look at Bucky without even sparing the poor girl a second glance.

The girl immediately stiffened up and stammered a weak “s-s-s-sorry” as she shot up and practically ran from her seat and left.

Before Bucky could speak you interrupted him by grabbing his forearm and yanking him out of his seat causing him to stumble slightly in his shocked attempt to regain balance. He looked at you with a concoction of confusion and horniness as you began to pull him across the room and out of the doors, Natasha smirking as she watched you go. He was not so subtly tilting his head to the side ogling your ass in your tight dress as he continued to trail behind you, your grip on his arm tightening.

You dragged him down the hall and practically pushed him into the elevators.

“ Doll, I-”

You quickly shot him down with a menacing glare and he immediately shut his mouth. His pants were constricting and getting tighter. He had never seen you this angry before and honestly, it was the sexiest thing he had ever seen.

The elevator door dinged and swung open , you grabbed him again and dragged him down the hall to his room. You unlocked his door and pushed him inside slamming the door behind you with your hips.

“Do you think that was funny?” you asked surprisingly calm.

“If it gets you all worked up like this the ye-” You slapped him across the face interrupting him once again.

“Shut up and take your pants off” Bucky’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head at the command. Out of all possible scenarios he wasn’t thinking this could be an outcome. Had he died and gone to heaven? Surely you had killed him at the bar because there was no way this was actually real.

He didn’t need to be told twice, he practically ripped his pants off down to his boxers and stood there, his hard dick pressing against his underwear

Y/N looked down at his dick and smirked

You strutted over to him, he walked backwards till his legs met the couch and you pushed him hard causing him to fall into the seat with a groan of pleasure. His hands reached for your hips as soon as your sat down to straddle him, your knees either side of his large frame.

He looked up at you in awe, his eyes filled with lust and his delicious soft lips slightly parted.

You grinded your hips against his clothed member aching to be free “I’m going to fuck you right here right into this couch. Every time you sit here, you’ll remember this as the day I fucking ruined you”

“Jesus FUCK” he moaned, his head lulled back against the couch as his death like grip on your hips tightened pushing your to grind faster and harder. He could not believe what he was hearing.

“Do you want that, baby?” you cooed, stroking his jaw and cheek where you had slapped him, now surprisingly tender. Bucky moaned quietly at the pet name “do you want me to ride your big thick cock like I own you?”

Bucky whimpered. He fucking whimpered at your words. He surprised himself as much as you, being submissive wasn’t in his nature, but damn did this turn him on.

“Yes — god yes — fuck me like you own me. Please, doll, please” he begged.

You palmed at his painfully hard member, pulling the waist of his boxers down to free him “good boy” you purred as you whispered in his ear and bit the lobe gently. Bucky moaned loudly at the praise, his eyes rolled back as his head fell back once again

Bucky wanted to do this properly. He wanted to date you, woo you, take you to bed and show you what you’ve been missing out on all this time. His plan was to make you jealous so you would admit your feelings and then ask you out on a date and confess his in return. He wanted to taste you, make you cum so many times on his tongue, with his fingers before he made you take his impressive length. But there was something so hot and slightly naughty about the both of you being so worked up that there was no time for foreplay. You had to have each other right. Now.

You didn’t want to waste any time warming up, you sat down painfully slowly at first onto his large cock as you moaned welcoming the painful sting “god, you’re so fucking big” you moaned loudly as he returned the moan in unison.

“God doll, you feel amazing. You’re so tight - so fucking wet ” you whined loudly at his praise and began to grind harder.

“You’re mine” you shouted as you gripped locks of his wavy brown hair and tugged to have him meet your eye line. The sight was to die for. His blue eyes blown black with lust as his deliciously plump lips we’re parted in shock at your confession, you leaned into kiss him angrily, your tongues fighting together for dominance, invading his mouth and capturing his sweet groans.

You parted mouths panting as you continued to bounce up and down on his thick member with fervour.

“God yes doll I’m yours all yours whatever you want me to be I’ll be - fuck fuck - shit! You’re like heaven “ He slowly slipped his thick calloused hands between your two bodies and began stroking hard fast circles on your swollen clit.

“Fuck fuck- god just like that” your hands trailed your own curves your right hand running through your locks of hair as your left gripped his shoulder

“I’m yours I’m yours” he continues to pant nonsense “are you mine babydoll? Huh? Are you mine too?” he echoed into the room as he watched your breasts bounce up and down in unison with your rhythms.

“Yes James yes fuck I’m yours” Bucky moaned at the use of his given name rolling sweetly off your tongue.

“Are you gonna come for me? Cum all over my cock? Drench me with this tight little pussy that was FUCK - j j just made for me” You practically screamed at his words, lurching forward and gripping both shoulders, his other hand guiding you up and down on his length with ease like you weighed nothing

“Oh god yes  - - fuck fuck I’m g- I- I’m — g g onna ccum”

“That’s it baby, cum for me show me that my dick belongs to you and you only, come on take it — fuCK”

His words catapulted you over the edge as you saw white, your eyes rolling back in your head as you nearly fell backwards shaking Bucky caught you in his steel like grip behind your back pushing you forwards to his chest

“Doll - fuck - you’re like a fucking Angel when you come - but sHIT - I I’m not gonna last much longer, I I wanted to have you writhing under me for hours but SHIT - W wh where do you want it, where do you want my cum babygirl”

“Inside. Inside me James please I need you to make me yours. Please please fill me up please”

Bucky groaned at your words “fuck -fuck I I I’m cumming ” he moaned loudly as his grip left crescent shaped bruises in their wake “shit fuck you’re so fucking good, such a good girl ” he moaned as you felt his member engorge slightly and then release hot thick white ropes of come into your welcoming hole, he looked down between your bodies leaning you back slightly to see his cum dripping out of you bit by bit cascading back down onto his still hard member. “Look at that” he moaned “I could live in this pussy forever” he sighed heavily and you sagged on top of him resting your head in the crook of his neck.

“God, I love you” he whispered as he stroked your head gently soothing you back down from your respective highs.

You both stilled for a moment at his words, he felt you tense and knew he had fucked up.

“Shit doll I’m sorry I’ve ruined it haven’t I I’m s -”

“Did you mean it” you said with wide loving eyes as you cupped his stubbled cheeks with both hands.

“Y-Yeah. I should have told you sooner. I’ve loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you”

I- I love you too, James” you sighed happily.

You felt Bucky immediately relax under you “thank god” he sighed as you both chuckled.

“I’m sorry for slapping you” you said amongst the comfortable silence.

“That was the single hottest thing that’s ever happened to me. The slapping turned me on, don’t ever apologise for getting my dick hard” he laughed at your embarrassment

“Duly noted” you said in return.

“But, Doll” he said as he started to stand up, gripping you so you were still wrapped around him “I’m gonna have to punish you for that little display” he continued as he walked to your bedroom and threw you on to your bed.

an “oomph” fell from your lips as you stared at him wide eyed.

“I let you feel like you were in charge” he began to descend onto the bed as he crawled over your form “but let’s get something straight” suddenly his had flew to your throat, wrapping around and squeezing hard “I’m the boss here, and you and me are gonna spend all night in this room until you get that into your perfect little head, are we clear?”

“oh fuck” you moaned as you stared up at him

“I said” suddenly a palm came across your cheek, you welcomed the warm sting as you moaned even louder.

“Are. We. Fucking. Clear”

“F-Fuck, yes, Daddy, I’m sorry!” your eyes bulged out of your head as you realised your mistake. Bucky looked equally as shocked before that same stupid smirk appeared on his face once again.

“Oh, Doll, me and you have a lot of catching up to do”.

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[base0h]

Hii! Um.. Can I ask for Zoro or Kid scenarios pls? (Both would be best if possible) Love your work! <3

a/n - hi hi! Yes ofc, I’d be more than happy to do things for moss head and kid :) and I’m so glad you love my stuff 😭💜✨I hope that some cuddling and kissing hcs/scenarios are ok with you :) (for kid’s I kinda did something weird-)

warnings ⚠️ - fluff, g/n reader, minor suggestive part??

Zoro & Kid cuddling/kissing hcs

Zoro

- This man sleeps and we all know that 💀

- When he falls asleep on the deck and you just start leaning on him, hugging his torso (bitch won’t wake up💀 /j)

- He opens one eye, seeing you leaning on him and smirks

- He ends up putting his arm around you, pulling you closer to him

- almost like he’s saying, “they belong to me.” To his crew mates

- this man’s lowkey possessive and does NOT wanna share you at all

- he wants you all to himself 👌

- In the morning, when you two start to wake up, Zoro usually hugs you close from behind, his face mostly in the back of your head

- His bulky arms never let you go lmao

- His breath tickles your ear everytime, and when you move like an inch, he starts squeezing you tighter

- this asshole will tickle you if you’re ticklish

- he finds it amusing when you’re flailing your arms around while you helplessly get tickled by him

- THIS MAN WILL PIN YOUR LEGS OUTWARDS WITH HIS KNEES AND USE ONE HAND TO PIN YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD WHILE HE TICKLES YOU 👹

- But sometimes he can be soft and gentle, (this usually happens if you’re feeling down, or just not feeling great)

- in public, he may seem kinda cold and distant, but that’s just because he doesn’t want Sanji to start annoying him about giving you attention

- he is SO protective tho

- like one look from Sanji and the love cook is getting his ass whooped

- He always stays behind you, and when he finds people staring at you (because obviously you’re amazingly gorgeous or handsome) he puts his arm around your waist, then stares at them with his dark green eyes

- man is possessive af sometimes. 💀

Scenario - Sunny Mornings ☀️

You felt the warm body behind you, breathing against your ears. The mornings you had with your lover were always the best. You felt the familiar feeling of strong arms around your waist, hugging you close to them. Your eyes slowly started to open, coming into contact with the world. As you shifted your body slightly, Zoro instantly started to hug your tighter, squeezing you towards him. He grumbled drowsily, “Where are you going..?” He mumbled, his eyes still closed. You softly laugh, he was always clingy in the mornings, although he'd never admit that during the day. "I’m not going anywhere, I just wanted to move a bit." You reassured him as he groaned, continuing to be half-asleep. You moved his arms away, and he grumbled with an irritated tone. He felt colder without your body near him, he needed you right next to him when you slept together. His wishes came true, you turned around to face him, and you entangled your legs with his, wrapping your arms around his torso. He opened one of his eyes drowsily, smirking as he wrapped one of his legs around your waist, only entangling your legs even more. He placed his chin on the top of your head, continuing to snuggle with you for the rest of the sunny morning with a comforting smile.

BONUS (hehe) - When it was finally time to get out of your shared bed, Zoro first tried to detangle your legs from the mess of your previous cuddling position. You were still half-asleep, and you groaned when he started to move away from you. "Y/n- I can't sleep all day, you know I wish I could." He grumbled, struggling to stand up and sit up. His leg was stuck around your waist, and your legs were tangled up with his. When he tried to stand up, one of his legs were still caught up with yours, so when he went to take a step, he fell down, pulling you down with him. "What the hell-?!" He yelled, grunting when he felt your body fall on top of him. You laughed, laying your head on his chest again, "I'm going to tickle you stop laughing." He threatened with a smirk, holding his hands out menacingly. You instantly shut up, but he smiled, starting to tickle your sides. You laughed uncontrollably, and afterwards your stomach and sides hurt for around 20 minutes :') you forced Zoro to cuddle you for an hour as payback, but he didn’t really see that as a punishment. he won’t ever say that out loud though because he still wants to cuddle you :3 “I’m sorry y/n- Are you still mad at me..?” Zoro asked with an actual genuine sounding apology. “Hmm. I dunno.” You replied with a smirk as he looked at you with a deadpan face. He held up his fingers again, moving them around like spiders as he started to smile. “Don’t you dare-!” You shouted before he started tickling you again, pinning your legs and arms up with his own. As you were laughing, he dove in, pressing his lips against yours roughly. His tongue slid into your mouth like a snake, playing and dancing with yours. You were shocked and taken by surprise, you didn’t even expect this to happen. When he pulled away, a string of mixed saliva connecting your lips, he smirked. “Still mad?” He asked, laying on top of you. What could you even say to that..? Your ears were tinted red, and you looked away, “No.. I’m not mad Zoro.” You replied softly, looking away from him as he chuckled. “Love you.” Zoro said, kissing your cheek before climbing off of you, putting on his shirt again. “Love you too.” You replied with a smile, waving at Zoro as he left your shared room.

Kid

- he’s a scary looking dude ngl

- everyone’s supposed to fear him right?

- hah not you

- kid is always so confused as to why you want to cuddle with him or hug him

- “Y/n… Have you seen my arm?”

- “Uh- no why..?”

- “It’s made out of fucking metal.”

- You have to beg him to cuddle you lmao

- He will NEVER ask you until he’s super comfortable with it

- When you first cuddle him, it’s like you’re hugging a wooden post

- He’s so stiff my god 💀

- He’s a pretty strong guy so he’s worried about accidentally crushing you

- Please reassure him that he won’t crush you 😭

- Once he’s comfortable with it tho, he’s a cuddle bug 🥺

- He LOVES holding you with your head close to his chest, it’s his literal favorite thing because he can smell your hair and lean his face into it to be able to smell it the entire time

- Your hair smells just- amazing to him, and it calms him down after a really stressful day

- (and this is just a lil’ thing I thought up-) if he has a nightmare, and wakes up in the middle of the night, being able to instantly smell your hair is such a comfort for him

- it tells him that you’re still there with him (man imma go cuddle a pillow now)

- ALSO- he enjoys being nestled where you’re hugging him close to your chest so he can hear your heartbeat

- Running your fingers through his god soft hair makes him a happy boi

- He hates admitting that he likes being the little spoon sometimes ;)

- Like Zoro, Kid has little sense of gentleness (have you seen this man..?)

- When he’s kissing you it’s so rough but also it’s the right amount where it’s not hurting you

- He likes to carry you up and set you on the counter to kiss you since he’s so tall

- He’s also the type to kiss you out in public to show people that you belong to him-

- he ain’t ashamed of pda at all lmao

- nah no one can give you a glance without him putting his arm around you, keeping you nearby him while glaring at them

- he once beat up a dude looking you up and down 💀

- please reassure him that you’ll never leave him- just so he doesn’t worry about it a lot :’) he has that worry in the back of his mind

- He often asks himself if he’s too violent for you, does he scare you?

- tell him no, and that you love him everyday 🥺

Scenario - Jealousy ❤️

Taking a walk outside with kid was great except for one thing.. He very easily became jealous. The slightest glance from someone could earn them a death glare, and an arm around your waist. Today, you told him that today would be different, “Kid, I promise. I PROMISE, I’m never going to leave you. I’m not gonna leave with some random person on the street who makes eye contact with me. I love you. Not them-!” You would tell him, pulling him by his collar down to you so that you both were eye to eye. He growled, having a tint of pink on his cheeks when you said, “I love you.” “You don’t think I know that?? I don’t get jealous y/n!” He replied with an irritated expression. He huffed and crossed his arms, opening the door, getting ready to walk outside. You followed him outside, Killer accompanied you two as well. Maybe it truly was you accompanying them on their mission.. But kid didn’t really care, he let you come along since it wasn’t a dangerous mission. When you three came up to the town square, Kid turned around and stopped. “Kid, he’s right there.” Killer pointed out, staring at a man wearing all black, as well as a rather interesting looking top hat. “Y/n, stay here, we’ll be back.” Kid said, walking towards the alleyway along with Killer before disappearing behind the corner.

You decided to just look around the new city, the scenery was quite beautiful. Blue skies with specks of fluffy white clouds, the bustling crowds running back and forth with happiness and some stress. You saw an interesting stand-up shop, and walked towards it, taking a look at the merchandise. A man walked up beside you, also looking at the merchandise, you paid no attention to it, why would it be suspicious at all? The man tapped you on the shoulder, “Forgive me, but I couldn’t help but notice you look absolutely stunning..” The man said with a smile. You couldn’t help but smile, whatever this guy was saying was kind of corny, but you went along with it. “Why thank you, kind sir.” You said back in a slightly more esteemed tone. He smiled at you, continuing to look at the pieces of jewelry that sparkled in the bright sun. “Perhaps this one would suit you?” He asked, holding up a golden necklace to your collar. The necklace had a pendant in the middle of a gemstone the exact color of your eyes. The stone almost reflected a ray of color into your eyes when you looked straight at it. You smiled gratefully, “Thank you.. But I don’t think I can afford it today.” You said with a kind smile. It was a lovely offer, but you didn’t think Kid would want you buying random things from this town, especially if it’s a town they haven’t been in yet. “Well then, how about I purchase it for you?” He asked you, chuckling softly. This man sure was quite the “Prince Charming”. “Oh- no please don’t do that. You really don’t need to.” You protested with a slightly anxious look. Now this guy was starting to get a bit too pushy for your comfort zone. He kept saying over and over that he would purchase it, and how gorgeous you looked. When you tried to slip away, he grabbed your wrist tightly, squeezing it harshly. You grunted in pain, swinging your free arm towards his face, ready to land a strike. But the man was two steps ahead already, he grabbed that hand and made you immobile, leaning into your face. The store clerk was a bit frightened, and he opened his mouth to say something, “Let go of me!” You shouted, leaning backwards to get away from him, struggling to kick his shins with the heels of your shoes. He wouldn’t even budge! What was this guy??

Suddenly, a hand would grab the man by the collar, choking him as he was raised off the ground. “The fuck do you think you’re doing to her?” A familiar growling voice asked with such rage in his voice. “Kid-!” You shouted, relieved that he had come at such a great time. Kid was beyond enraged, someone was touching you, that was absolutely unacceptable. He slammed the man into the wall, repeatedly beating his face down with his metallic arm. Killer stood by you, checking if you were alright before making sure you were protected while Kid beat the man’s face up. You started to think it was going too far, Kid was about to kill him, no- did he already kill him? “Kid-! That’s enough it’s ok! He didn’t do anything to me!” You shouted, trying to get your lover to stop beating the man. “Y/n, stay behind Killer.” Kid said with a crazed look in his eyes. He was scaring you, he wasn’t listening at all. “You’re scaring me! Please stop!” You yelled, grabbing his arm. He snapped out of it when you said those words, he shook his head, slamming the guy to the ground as he walked back towards you. “Sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.” He said with a gentle look in his eyes. You sighed with relief, jumping into his arms and embracing him tightly. His eyes widened at the gesture, “Don’t worry, he barely did anything.” You said to him, kissing his cheek. His cheeks flushed bright red as he pushed you off, “Ok- I get it!” He shouted, trying to hide his blushing face. “Kid… You do realize you just got really jealous right? You almost killed him.” You mentioned as he grunted. “I DON’T GET FUCKING JEALOUS!” He yelled angrily as you laughed, hugging his arm, leaning into his shoulder. “I want hugs when we get back, that’s your punishment for scaring me.” You said with order in your voice. “…Fine,” he replied, hiding the red on his cheeks by turning away from you. You smiled at your lover, he was just so perfect.. Perfect in every way <3

a/n - idk why tf kid’s scenario is so much longer than Zoro’s but- I hope you all enjoy :)

<3

[strawberriebunn]

Oikawa is a beta, even though some may think he’s a alpha or even omega with how he acts. He has traces of both in his personality, but he’s very much in the middle. He doesn’t get ruts, nor heats, but he’ll help you out, wether it be taking you during your heat, you fucking him on your rut, or just casual love making if your just in between like him.

Iwaizumi is an Alpha, top of the ranks, and the embodiment of being the leader of the pack. He doesn’t really care if you’re an omega, beta, or alpha (but does secretly gravitate to omegas more due to his second gender). He’s possessive in his marking, scenting, all that jazz. Especially if you can give him pups. A bit aggressive on his rut tho, so probably say goodbye to your hips and back 👋 (it’s a damn good fucking though 14/10)

Matsukawa, another alpha. His large stature and his very obvious BDE (along w a large knot that is scary to his mate the first few times), brings him up next to Iwaizumi, tho still a lower status than him. Also another to not care what second gender his mate is, but also another one that will break your back and hips with how hard he’s gripping and ramming you into the mattress. Will always prep you tho, even when he’s just ready to just go(9/10 for effort my dude).

Hanamaki is a beta. Sure he may act cocky, and hang around all his alpha friends, but he’s a huge sub. That’s why he prefers alphas and betas, but will still take omegas. He’s more personality than second gender. (Still a fucking brat). Will take dildos up his ass and moan like a bitch. Play with his dick and he’s cumming on your hand in seconds. He’s sensitive to your touches and will beg for you too.

Kyotani is a omega. It might come to a surprise but here’s the point (my opinion •3•). He’s feisty, someone who doesn’t want to submit to others of higher rank (except for those where they gain his respect, ie. Iwaizumi), and will fight for better treatment than being treated like only a bitch to breed. Once his heat comes around tho, whiny, submissive, and a big crybaby (also a fucking brat).

Yahaba, beta. Sure he acts like he might be a alpha, but he knows damn well that he’ll cower once a real threat is in front of him. He’ll probably prefer either another beta or omega, just so his ego and pride won’t get hurt, but deep inside he would want a alpha to put him in his place, to be their bitch. (Also another fucking brat)

(@blurring-stars ahaha I’m back whoops-)

I- I have ascended 🥴

tw: breeding

Beta!Tooru who is running himself ragged trying to keep you satiated during your heat. He’s been pumping himself into you for hours on end at this point, trying to give you what you’ve been asking for. “Want your pups ‘ru, gimme pups.” Which is what was fueling him to go that much harder. He knows he can’t give you the knot you really want but that doesn’t stop him from lifting your bottom half up in the air ,out of the press he had you in, to just sit balancing in the air so that the cum he just pumped deep inside you hopefully sticks this time. (Since imma complete sub I had to make it somewhat self-indulgent for my fave.)

Alpha!Iwaizumi who is taking you brutally from behind with only one thing on his mind; to breed you. He’s normally not like this when it comes to your sex life, only this way once he’s in a rut. You knew it was coming when you realized he’d been a lot clingier this upcoming week, scenting and biting on your mate mark constantly. It’s not like you have any complaints when you’re just taking the brutal slams of his hips to your thighs, drooling all the awhile. You let out a loud drawn out moan once he finally pops his knot into you, babbling and grasping the sheets in front of you to try and ground you. Once you’ve come back to, you feel him nuzzling you’re neck muttering “ ‘m gonna fill you up, with m’ pups. “

Alpha!Issei whos plowing into you as far as he can possibly go, with you babbling incoherently beneath him in the press youre in. “ ‘m gonna give you my knot , ‘mega. You gonna take it?” he asks in a slow drawl. You barely have enough brain capacity to nod and utter a small “ ‘ssei “. Which is enough to tip him over the edge and shove all the way to his hilt. Your eyes widen and your mouth opens in a silent squeal , you can feel him in your cervix it seems. “Hurts ‘ssei , hurts.” you mumble out with tears flowing down your cheeks. “ I know, I know. Just hold out for me, gonna give you my pups, gonna make sure it sticks.”

Beta!Makki who is whimpering above you while he’s balls deep inside you. He’s only just sunk in and he already feels like he’s gonna explode inside you. “Hiro,” you start, “hiro look at me.” It takes him a sec but his eyes meet yours when you place your hand on his cheek gently. “ Want you to cum in me, want your cum. Can you do that for me ?” , you sweetly ask him and he gives you a nod before he gets to work. For as much of a brat he may be , he’d do anything for you should you ask. (If you couldn’t tell I am a complete bottom so my switch stuff might be horrible 😣)

Omega!Kentaro who begrudgingly agreed when you offered to help him during his heat “ I guess since we’re mates now.” he had told you. Which caused you complete and utter whiplash at this point since he’s below you whining and keening for you to sink down on him already. You had been teasing him and taking your time since he wanted to be bratty earlier, so you decided to take your time just to make him suffer. “Please. “ Please what Omega?” you quipped back at him. “Please- Alpha.” he whimpered out to you, catching you off guard but causing you to smirk, you wouldn’t let him know that of course. But it scratched that itch in your brain, very well. “Good Omega, that’s just what I wanted.” you purr out before sinking down onto him finally, resulting in a high pitched mix between a moan and keen to come out from below you.

Beta!Yahaba who was not expecting this to be how your rut went. I mean he’s not surprised since you are and alpha but he wasn’t expected him to be whining and sniffling for you to let him cum at least once since you began your romp. He figures he earned this treatment considering he was being an absolute brat when you first came to him. “I know you’re an alpha , but you want me to fuck you silly on your rut hmmm?” he had quipped when you told him it was coming soon. Little did he know he’d be the one getting fucked silly. Too bad he can’t cum until you say so though.

[spicyicymeloncat]

Crystalised part 2 ep 17 spoilers

GUESS WHOS BACK

Oh heyyyy it’s out in English (quality’s shakey but I don’t care at this point)

VILLAINS REALLY JUST BE SPINNING LLOYD. Isn’t he getting blood rushing to his head by now? Or neck ache?

The overlord looks like a fuzzy lion tbh. Like the shape. Actually he’s giving me fnaf freddy vibes. I haven’t scene a lot of fnaf tho

Overlord rlly be like, first I gotta accessories these bitches. The overlord is that meme where

Council: bye overlord we’re gonna take over the world!

Overlord: not looking like that you aren’t

Council: better?

Overlord: yass bitch slay

(I don’t remember how it goes)

Wow these guys sure know etiquette. Always remember to say please and thank you when the embodiment of evil hands you the weapons of god

Overlord: “yeah I guess I was trying to impress you like oh my god I’m just trying out my fashion career why are you so judgey im gonna cry I don’t wanna take over the world I just wanna start up my fashion business and I needed the golden weapons as the perfect accessories the catchphrase to my line up is “we put the slay in slayyy queeen” ahhhh”

Overlord: “was that not cool for you?? I’m also renovating, I’m gonna float my castle please tell me it’s cool also can you please look at my Lego army I forced Harumi to build out of Lego for me and please no mean comments I’m insecure 👉👈”

Actually love how the overlord has insecure vibes I mean he literally forced pythor to eat him just so the robots wouldn’t judge him yknow

THE COUNCIL REALLY JUST BEING MORAL EMOTIONAL SUPPORT THEYRE LIKE “ITS OKAY OVERLORD WE THINK UR COOL”

Wow okay aspheera really said fuck you vangelis btw did you I’m really cool and awesome. Like what tf did vangelis do man he was just standing there only to get absolutely slammed by aspheera man

Ohh yeah. Anti monarchist mechanic for real. Amazing. The overlord (the Crystal king) didn’t comment on it, but he was like bestie I’m right here

Everyone’s relationship with royalty is great

Pythor: became king through legal serpentine conventions (also lost the crown legally since he was proclaimed dead)

Aspheera: overthrew the emperor illegally and reinstated herself as empress

Vangelis: got overthrown himself

Harumi: legally was princess but overthrew her parents to reinstate someone else as emperor

Mechanic: anti monarchist

Mr F: literally just some guy

The Crystal king: what is he even king of? Is it just an empty title

Harumi internally: I’m beginning to sense a pattern in me resurrecting bad guys being a bad idea

Honestly Lloyd is such a king, he’s so sassy when like he thinks all his friends are dead, he’s in a room filled with all his trauma being confronted by the guy who possessed his father, uncle and killed zane. Damn he really chose sass instead of sad

The overlord really was like “choice number 3 🥺” sorry I can’t get baby boy puppy dog ck out of my head

Lloyd was like “great chat guys, *knocks over temple* imma head out now lol” yesss king!

Vangelis: oh yeah I can fly whOOP

That was such a cool scene but vangelis really got hit by random vengestone. He scored a nat 1 on his dexterity check

They’re like elementary schoolers “yes Lord!”

Istg Harumi now you choose to care about Lloyd. “Now he has no family (I killed them) he’s just like me and I sympathise!” Bestieeeee wtf. Can we pretend that that’s what ck said (yeah I’m calling the overlord Crystal king ck now lol)

Lloyd “I’m fucking lost :]”

“Ninja can’t fly” *coughs* airjitsu *coughs more* *dies of coughing fit*

Crystalised ice shuriken is so cool. But mr f said he prefers GUN

Vangelis and Mechanic completely ruining Pythor’s moment and it’s better bc they literally do not have any personal connections with Lloyd pffft

Oh my fucking got WHO IN THE CRYSTAL C*CK HAS THE BRAIN CELL TODAY BECAUSE ITS SHARED AND IT HAS BEEN LOST YALL YOU GUYS DID A SMALL BRAIN

Harumi has the brain cell too bad she also suddenly has emotions now too

Yeah team Crystal c*ck definitely left the brain cell at home, guys why did no one notice Harumi leave??

Woah it’s super convenient that this castle is fitted with automatic doors that don’t turn off when they have a security breach. I see the overlord really does value style over sense

The entirety of the c*ck squad shaking their heads “straight people…” (sorry for making an explicitly llorumi joke we don’t ship it here bc incest??? I just wanted to point out that I think the c*ck squad hates straight ppl. Also yes the council are all gay)

Tbh the impact of hitting the water from that height should have shattered their skulls. Luckily Lloyd is playing by minecraft logic

Aspheera: jump after them

Vangelis: *can fly*

Also vangelis: *fucking leaves*

Lloyd carrying around Harumi, a deadweight in the water, just like how he carries harumi, a deadweight to his emotional health

Lava 👀

Wu: “guys I have a plan but it’s illegal”

Everyone: “hell yeah fuck the police”

Ik it looks like I just made fun of the Crystal king and co for 10 minutes (Tbf I did) but none of that is complaints this so great, and honestly I enjoyed this, it was amazing. Im here for quirky gay legos in hot pink and vivid purple and that’s what I got hell yeah. Also crimeboss Wu appreciation

[soobasaur]

are you mine?

— a lee minho au

genre: enemies to lovers minho x gender neutral!reader

a/n: this is for my bestie who has been in a minho obsession lately and needs more content, you know who you are :]

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you and minho didnt exactly,,,get along very well for a while

the only reason you both even knew each other was two of your best friends were dating and merged ur friend groups

(thanks a lot binsung 〴⋋_⋌〵)

you wouldnt go as far as to say you hated him

but you liked to pretend you did

you just barely saw him around so why not just mke him your mortal enemy??

it was easier to hate him then admit he was decent company!!

you had a reputation to uphold!!!!

and apparently he did too because he never really disagreed,,,,

you guys just ever had a chance to get off on the right foot and really talk

mutual disagreement <33

the thing is, the both of you were never left alone together

like ever

until that one time yall were abandoned (-д-；)

you and ur friend groups planned a hang out but everyone ended up cancelling last minute with no excuse

it was just you two who didnt get the memo and ended up alone

now that you think about it,,,that sounds like smth ur friends would do on purpose

(again, fuck u binsung!! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ )

so just picture this,,,you and minho both showing up to an arcade and sitting in silence for an hour before getting a text that everyone cancelled

your immediate thought was to go home bc why would minho want to hang out with you???

but after the both of you read the text in the groupchat he got up and made his way inside, holding the door open and quirking his eyebrow up at you

“well, are you coming or not? I wanna try the new vr game.”

and you were just like \\(⊙︿⊙)// ???

he? wants?? to hang out??? with just you????

but u ended up following him in and he paid for your guy’s tickets ≧◡≦

“just buy me lunch after and we’re even”

lunch??? now this mf wants to get lunch together?!$%

you learned one thing about minho that day

he was,,,competitive,,VERY competitive

like what demon possessed him kind of competitive

whenever he won he would flash you a smirk and skip to the next game as he dragged his row of tickets along

it INFURIATED U!!!

ur pride was in shambles

so you unleashed everything after that and won a good amount of games ;)

u had been eyeing a cute cat plush the entire time but u didnt have enough tickets at the end :((

o(╥﹏╥)o damn it capitalism u just wanted a plushie

you didnt rlly want anything else so you gave your tickets to minho and waited to the side for him to get his prize

he came out with tHE SAME PLUSHIE YOU HAD BEEN EYEING \\( ಠ_ಠ)//

but before you could sulk about it he handed it to you and started to make his way to the exit Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

and during lunch this bitch ended up paying even after saying you should (｀ε´)

\(▰˘◡˘▰)//\\ (▰˘◡˘▰)//\\ (▰˘◡˘▰)// \\(▰˘◡˘▰)//

After that...hang out if you will,,u started to notice minho everywhere

LIKE E V E R Y W H E R E

why was this bitch all over your college campus?

you never noticed minho was in ur class for the longest time jsskkfk

like all of a sudden u just spotted him out of the corner of ur eye and were like o h

once he noticed you too there was no going back

say good bye to paying attention in class

(as if you ever did anyways)

he started to inch closer to you during class

he even started sending you notes

ಠ▃ಠ and u were so paranoid the professor would catch you

but this bitch was slick so u were fine

ヽ(๏∀๏ )ﾉ

he was the type of guy to throw little crumpled sticky notes at you whenever he wanted to say something during class

they’d be covered with doodles of cats and his scribbly messy handwriting + little hearts

it was usually just some dumb thought he had or a crude drawing of the professor (. ﾟーﾟ)

other than those few notes you guys never really talked outside ur friend group

there was one incident late at night tho

you had a big project coming up and it was 2am and you were...2 sentences in T_T

you deserved a coffee break <3

so that was how you found under the awning of an all night coffee shop

except it wasn't all night and closed right after you got ur coffee!!

and now u were stuck under the awning!!

all you had was your measly hoodie that you stole from changbin and your now soggy cup of coffee as you waited for the rain to pass

you might as well of just stayed home since ur wasting all this time you could’ve been working on your project standing outside

were you gonna work on the project once you got home? no

but did the thought of wasted time still make you mad? yes

you slumped against the shop as you bitterly drank your coffee, crushing the cup between your hands

after a couple minutes you felt the rain above you stop

you look to your side to see,,,minho?!

this mf was holding an umbrella above your head

“here, take my umbrella.”

thats when you noticed the cafe uniform he had on

“you work here?” you asked, before taking the umbrella from his hand

“yeah, your observant ass didnt see me literally make your coffee,”

“oh whoops,,,i thought you hated me, why are you giving me our umbrella?”

“i do, but id rather you uh...not die in the cold looking like a dead rat.”

was it just you or were his cheeks dusted pink?

probably the cold

(y/n you dumb bitch-)

you both walk back to your dorms after that

and he insists you carry the umbrella

cus his poor arms are tired from making coffee all day :((

and maybe it's an excuse to be closer to you

since hes a bit taller he has to crouch and scoot closer to you in order to not get wet >_<

⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙

over the next few weeks your find urself at the cafe he works at more often

one time you got the hours wrong and he wasnt on shift :(

but when you got up to leave he walked in and spent the day helping you study instead of working

you went for the coffee!! not for him!! definitely not,,,

(¬‿¬)

“look, im only hanging out with you cus you get the employee discount.”

“sure, and not cus you enjoy my company-”

“i 100% despise your company.”

ok but u didnt

u actually /REALLY/ liked his company

like WTF

where has he been all ur life

ew that sounded too romantic

but like fr where was he hiding

(・ε・｀)

soon you both were joining binsung on their dates

but it wasn't a double date!!

it was just four friends hanging out and two happened to be a couple

and they liked to hang out at fancy restaurants and do couple like activities

totally normal!!

there was one incident where you were about to pay for your meal but minho placed his hand on top of yours and slid his card instead

“you can pay on the next date.”

NEXT? DATE??

excuse me sir what do u mean-

you ignored changbin and jisung’s snickers behind you the entire night

when minho walked you home you couldnt help but let urself blurt out

“was this a date?”

minho gave you an incredulous look

“...was it not??”

oh my god this is embarrassing

“OH MY GOD WAS IT NOT?!!”

you ignored how minho was now turning crimson red and panicking and tugged on his collar, pulling him down for a kiss

“it was...a date” you mumble, now shy at the close proximity between the two of you

“...im gonna kill jisung.” he muttered, pulling you in for a hug, “he told me this was a double date”

“that can be our next date, the murder of our best friends.”

“wow i am in love with you.”

＼（＾○＾）人（＾○＾）／

minho and y/n murder besties!!

for legal reasons that is a joke

( ˶˘ ³˘(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)♡

thank you for reading !!

[becasbelt]

in light of some recent headcanons of mine

@anastasia-93-daybidaylove requested that I write up one of my headcanons from this post, so I present you with:

The reason Beca does that (belts sexily) in "Cheap Thrills" is because she got all miffed by Emily doing fancy vocal layover stuff during "Sit Still, Look Pretty" and wanted to prove to everyone that she was still the Baddest Aca-Bitch™

(She still made Chloe validate her skills after the fact, which of course Chloe was more than happy to do)

* * *

“I mean, it was alright,” Beca says, shoving against the rickety door of her, Chloe, and Amy’s single-room apartment. She immediately starts wrestling off her jacket as soon as she passes the threshold, irritation making her movements jerky. “It was a good arrangement, I guess.”

She’s referencing the Bellas’ – the new Bellas’ – performance at the aquarium. She’s not lying, it was a good performance, but Beca can’t say she was really all the impressed. So what if they were young, fit, and shiny? Beca had been there. Beca was still shiny. Big whoop.

Chloe hums as she enters after Beca, decidedly much more sober than an hour ago, Amy following closely behind. “It was a good arrangement,” she agrees, moving to take off her heels. “Nice sound, too.”

Beca makes a noncommittal noise from their clothes rack as she finally gets her jacket off.

“Yeah I agree with Ginger,” Amy pipes up, already rifling through their tiny refrigerator for snacks. “I think Legacy might have you tied for aca-arrangement skills, Shawshank.” She pulls out a Tupperware container filled with God-knows-what and sniffs it. “And as much as I hate to admit it, the kid has some pipes.”

Beca whips her head around to stare the Aussie, eyebrows pulled tensely together. “Well of course she can sing,” she says, watching as Amy decides the leftover food in her hands is safe to eat. “Would I have let her into the group if she couldn’t?”

“Technically you weren’t there when we decided,” Chloe points out. Beca turns to glare at her, only to feel her face flush instead when she sees that Chloe is in the process of changing out of her Bellas uniform.

She looks pointedly away from Chloe. “Still, if she sucked I would have done something about it.”

Amy snorts a laugh. “No need to sound so jealous, Beca. You had your time to shine. So Legacy can belt a little? It’s not like all of us can possess those skills- except, for me, of course. You bitches are nothing compared to what I’m capable of.”

The room is filled with Amy’s singing a moment later as she decides to demonstrate those “skills,” the microwave heating up her food providing a strange harmony underneath.

Beca looks over at Chloe for backup, forgetting about her state of undress. “How long does it take someone to get dressed?” she barks, face burning as she pushes through the clothes rack into Amy’s side of the room to find some semblance of privacy in their tiny apartment, the start of a headache already blooming.

* * *

A sigh of relief escapes Beca as her body hits the soft bed in she and Chloe’s hotel room. Why was it that things could never go smoothly for any of them? Beca liked to think they’d worked off their bad karma from Fat Amy flashing the President by now, so why was the universe still intent on making their lives a living hell?

Maybe “Taps” cutting of their performance was symbolic. Maybe it was time to let the Bellas die once and for all.

The mattress dips as Chloe flops face-down beside Beca, neither of them bothering to change out of their performance attire. They lay in silence for a moment, just sulking in their bad feelings.

“Well that sucked,” Chloe says plainly, voice a little muffled by her positioning.

And Beca can’t help but laugh at that, because yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

“I think the universe is telling us to move on,” Beca says, only half joking. She pushes a hand through her hair, not caring about the fact that it’s all done up anymore. “Amy was right; we had our time. I think this was a mistake.”

Chloe rolls onto her side to face Beca. “Excuse me?” she says, and Beca flinches at the alarming tone of her voice. “Is that quitter talk I hear? Because if that’s quitter talk then I’m sorry to tell you that I have to put an end to it.”

Beca shakes her head with another sigh. “It’s- look, okay, it’s not quitter talk, alright? I don’t really mean that. This is just…” Beca searches for the right word. “Discouraged talk.” She turns her head to look at Chloe lying next to her. “I’m sure by the morning I’ll feel better and all of this will have been forgotten.”

Chloe’s face starts to do that concerned thing where her brow crinkles up and her lips turn down in a small frown and Beca has to look away, sure that if she keeps looking she’s start doing something ridiculous like crying.

“It’s okay to feel bad, Bec,” Chloe says softly, running a hand up and down Beca’s arm. “I’m not happy with how tonight went, either, but I guess…” she trails off, her fingers tapping absentmindedly somewhere around Beca’s wrist. “I guess I just want to make the most out of this last adventure with the girls, you know? Because I don’t know how many more adventures like this we’ll get.”

And that makes Beca turn back to look at Chloe, because Chloe has always been so good at grounding Beca and reminding her what truly matters.

She tries for a small smile. “You’re right,” she says, reaching for Chloe’s hand still on her arm and giving it a squeeze. “We’re just here to spend time with our family.”

Chloe squeezes her hand back, leaning over to give Beca’s cheek a quick kiss before pushing herself off the bed. “Everything will figure itself out, I promise,” she says assuredly, and Beca can do nothing but believe her because Chloe has never broken a promise. “You alright if I use the bathroom first? I need to get out of these pants before they permanently fuse to my legs.”

Beca laughs and assures her that she’s fine to use the bathroom, pushing herself up into a sitting position. She watches Chloe gather up her pajamas with an easy smile, but a small bit of insecurity still lingers in the back of her mind. Just as Chloe is about to exit the room, she speaks up.

“Hey, Chlo?” she calls, and Chloe pauses in the doorway with a curious hum. “Um, I sounded okay tonight, right?” Beca asks, suddenly feeling very shy. “Like, I didn’t embarrass myself or anything?”

Chloe eyebrows wrinkle in confusion. “What? Of course you sounded good! You always sound amazing! What would make you think otherwise?”

Beca shrugs a little. “I don’t know, it’s just… Emily is, like, young and talented and fresh and all that,” she mumbles, avoiding eye contact. “I just want to make sure I can still keep up.”

Chloe smirks a little. “I can promise you,” she starts slowly, the look in her eyes forcing Beca to meet them again, “that you still have the absolute sexiest voice I know.” Beca blushes at the compliment. “And what you did tonight?” Chloe closes her eyes and sighs in a way that makes Beca shudder. “Yeah, I’d definitely say you can still keep up,” she finishes, shooting a wink at Beca before disappearing into the bathroom.

Beca thinks through Chloe’s words and bites her lip, trying to keep her grin in check.

Yeah, she’s still got it.

[harunayuuka2060]

Some more tiny bits with Artemis if you don’t mind-

*After being yeeted into the Devildom*

Artemis: what the- where am I?!

Diavolo: welcome human, you have been selected to partake in the Devildom Exchange Program! :D

Artemis: …the w h a t

Diavolo: you know you look rather strange for a human, do you have some kind of skin condition?

Artemis: that doesn’t answer my question!

-

Mammon: oh hey, that’s a nice jacket you’ve got there human. I wonder how much it would-

Artemis: if you even *think* about selling my jacket I swear there are gonna be *six* deadly sins in this godforsaken dimension.

-

Levi, meeting Artemis for the first time: pfft, as if I’m gonna like some human weeb- OH MY DIAVOLO ITS A BIG TIDDY SNAKE LADY

Artemis: kinda rude but okay-

Levi: *rushing over* crush me miss!!! 😍

Artemis: now that’s just weird

-

Satan: I strongly resent Lucifer, you could even say I hate him

Artemis: I’ve only been here for a few weeks and honestly man, same

Satan: … so what’s your opinion on cats-?

-

Asmo: hmm, I wonder why my charms don’t work on you~

Artemis: it’s because I’m asexual, bitch *bonks Asmo on the head with a newspaper* now stop hoeing around and go to horny jail

-

Artemis: *casually lifting a barbell with Beel munching a cheeseburger on top of it*

Beel: wow *munch* you’re awfully strong for a human -w.-

Artemis: it’s the spirits

-

Belphie: *about to kill Artemis*

Artemis: *bitchslaps Belphie to the side* oh hell no, I’m not dying to some demon cow

-

Lucifer: my, I’ve come to realize you’re still an inch shorter than me~ How does it feel being tiny? Do you need me to get something off the shelf, little snake~?

Artemis: …

Artemis: *chokes out Lucifer with the Whip of Love* don’t you EVER disrespect me like that again!

-

*After Solomon accidentally casts a transformation spell in the wrong direction, hitting Artemis*

Solomon: whoops, hehe…

Artemis: you… you turned me into a NAGA?!

Solomon: well considering how snakelike the rest of your body is, I’m sure having your bottom half be a giant snake tail isn’t THAT bad -v-

Artemis: *growls* you little- *starts constricting Solomon with her new tail*

Levi: *walks in**sees what’s happening**slowly starts to nosebleed*

Solomon: *having his bones be crushed into paste*

-

Simeon: so let me get this straight, your soul is an archangel?

Artemis: yeah, with my abilities I can temporarily project certain parts of it from my body, usually just the wings and holy sword though

Luke: then… what’s with all the scary snake features?

Artemis: that would be the cause of two serpent deities possessing me, my little friend, which is why I can project my angel bits in the first place

Solomon: how oddly fascinating… mind if I-?

Artemis: No.

😂 Omg

[clumsyclifford]

I'll drive you to the hospital. with my boys lashton maybe? love you!! -fiancee

you know i think it says a lot about me that i could have easily made this very angsty but instead i made the active decision not to. this is growth

(tw for a bit of blood)

read on ao3

-

Things that are a good idea: universal healthcare, holding hands on cold days, turning off lights when leaving a room.

Things that are not a good idea: Luke Hemmings attempting to cook dinner on his own with no supervision.

The lack of supervision is his own insistence. When he’d first offered to make dinner, Ashton had very unsubtly indicated that he didn’t think Luke should take that on alone.

(“I’m not sure you should take that on alone,” he’d said. Luke doesn’t care for paraphrasing.)

Luke, however, had persisted. Now, standing in the kitchen with a Very Large Knife in one hand and a cutting board on the counter in front of him, he’s starting to regret this somewhat.

Most of the dinner had been fairly simple. Luke had successful boiled water — the right amount of water — and now the spaghetti is happily cooking away in the pot. Phase one of the meal is smoothly underway. It’s just phase two that’s a problem.

Luke is not good with knives.

He knows this about himself. Ashton knows this about him. His entire family knows it about him. Luke has a bad history with knives. Namely, he tends to injure himself whenever one ends up in his possession. Never intentionally. He’s just clumsy, okay? And clumsy plus knives has never equalled safety. 

However. There comes a time in every man’s life in which he must learn to master a knife. Luke is not going to die unable to use a knife. He is going to cut this cucumber, god damn it, and then he will peel and cut the carrots, and in short he will be unstoppable. He and Ashton will have a delicious, healthy salad tonight. If it kills Luke.

Which. Like. Hopefully it won’t. Ideally it will not even lightly maim Luke. But with this overdose of optimism must come a healthy shot of realism.

“Alright, let’s do this,” Luke says, pushing up his sleeves. On second thought, he pulls off the flannel entirely, tossing it across the room so it lands on the tabletop. “You and me, cucumber. I’m not scared of you. I’m talking to you like you can hear me, which makes me sound insane, but that doesn’t scare me either.”

“Luke?” Ashton pokes his head into the kitchen. “Doing okay?”

“If you check on me one more time, I will commit violent acts with this large knife,” Luke says, pointing the knife threateningly in Ashton’s direction.

Ashton frowns deeply. “Can you blame me?”

“Have some trust,” Luke says.

“ Have some trust,’ he says.” Ashton snorts. “Show me you can use a standard kitchen knife without damaging yourself and I will.”

“I’m not going to die. It’s just a cucumber.”

“Mhm.” Ashton crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Go on, then.”

Luke glares at Ashton. “Get out! I’m working here.”

Ashton sighs heavily. “Fine. But if you need—”

“Out!”

Ashton stalks away, probably to go eavesdrop or read cooking blogs and think about how much better he is in the kitchen than Luke. 

“Okay,” Luke mutters, lining up the knife. “Here we go. Control. Precision. Focus. Olympic fucking figure skater levels.”

He probably sets a record for slowest, most painstaking process of cutting a cucumber ever. But somehow, miraculously, all body parts come out intact on the other side.

Luke whoops. “Fuck yeah! That’s how it’s done!” He points the knife at the cucumber, now in pieces on the cutting board. “I am the captain now!”

This is good. No, this is great. Luke is confident as he slides the cucumbers to the side to make space for the carrots. For the first time in Luke’s memory, he’s bested the knife. He is no longer at the mercy of a culinary tool slash impromptu weapon. 

He never saw the peeler coming.

Nobody warns you about the peeler. There are no cautionary tales about children with peelers. No movies where the bad guy improvises a weapon with a peeler found in a drawer. So, really, Luke thinks this is an honest mistake.

This, unfortunately, does not help his current situation.

“Fuck! Motherfucker, are you fucking kidding me?”

“Luke?” Ashton rushes in like he’s got a fucking radar for Luke Fucking Up. Luke drops the peeler to the counter and gathers the fingers of his left hand with his right. The blade of the peeler had nicked him right over the knuckle of his thumb, and the blood is running down his finger thanks to the juice from the carrot. It stings like a bitch, although it definitely looks worse than it is. This is the only reason Luke can find for Ashton’s eyes going wide and his next words being, “Oh my fucking god, Luke. Are you okay? What happened?”

“I just cut myself—”

“I’ll drive you to the hospital, you can worry about dinner another night, I fucking told you—”

“Relax, Ashton, it’s not that bad,” Luke says, sidestepping him to get to the sink. He hisses as the cold water runs over the injury, but once the blood rinses away it’s obvious this is not more than a shallow cut. “Just a flesh wound.”

“This is not funny.”

“It’s not a big deal,” Luke promises, bending his thumb and extending it under the faucet. “The fucking peeler got me, that’s all.”

“Did you peel towards you?”

“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“Towards,” Ashton says, holding up the peeler and miming a peeling action towards his body. “Rather than away.” He flips the peeler around and does the reverse action.

“Ah,” Luke says. “Yeah, then.” He smiles sheepishly. “Oops? Lesson learned.”

“You don’t have to be so, like…prideful, or whatever, you know,” Ashton says, bringing the peeler over to the sink. Luke takes it from his hands and runs it under the water, rinsing the blade. “Nobody expects you to be able to make a whole meal with as little experience as you have, least of all me. There’s nothing wrong with asking for help.”

“I think it’s fucking ridiculous that I can’t cook a simple dinner,” Luke counters. “And I can. I’ve just hit a snag.”

“Please let me help you,” Ashton begs. “I won’t be condescending or anything.”

“I know you won’t.”

“So then what’s the problem? Dignity or something?”

“I just— I don’t know.” Luke chews his lip and reaches to turn off the faucet. His finger still hurts, so he tears a paper towel and wraps it around his knuckle. “You’d be judging me for everything I don’t know.”

“I am not judging you, Luke, I promise,” Ashton says gently. “I get it. It’s not a skill you’re born with, it’s something you have to learn. But I don’t think hurting yourself is the way to learn.”

“I didn’t do it on purpose,” Luke grumbles.

Ashton takes another paper towel and hands it to Luke, and Luke stares at it for a moment before sighing and accepting it. “That’s my point,” Ashton says. “It was just a mistake because you didn’t know better. You don’t have to make the mistake to learn from it, you know. Other people have made the mistake. People like me. You think I didn’t cut myself the first time I tried to peel a potato? You’re supposed to learn from other people’s mistakes, too.”

Luke takes a deep breath. “It’s just cooking,” he says. “Not that deep.” 

“If it’s not that deep, then please let me help you,” Ashton says. “Teamwork. It’ll go faster this way.”

The paper towel in Luke’s hand is damp now, and the one around his thumb is stained red. A timer goes off. 

“That’s the pasta,” Luke says. He sighs. “Fine, you can help. Deal with the pasta. It has to have sauce on it. I think. I’m sure you’ll know what to do.” He lifts his hand. “I’m going to get a plaster.”

“You didn’t bleed on any of the food, did you?”

Luke shakes his head. “Be right back.”

Ashton nods and smiles. “Sorry for being pushy,” he says. “But I really just don’t want you to make the dumb kitchen mistakes I made.”

“I know,” Luke says, and even smiles back. “Sorry for being stupid and stubborn.”

“Ah, we all have flaws,” Ashton says, ruffling Luke’s hair. “I wouldn’t love you if you weren’t stupid and stubborn.”

“Personally, I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t so pushy,” Luke says, laughing over Ashton’s loud mock-offended gasp and scurrying out of the kitchen to Ashton calling rude things to his back.