#whoohoo as in sims whoohoo???? LOL

[reddragon-cowboy]

Niah Foxx has appeared! What to do?

" Ah excuse me. . . umm grope what, exactly ? "

Grope Woohoo Feed Leave them

[proxylynn]

Peter plays the sims 4.

[LoL. I headcanon he has the game and made a house with a Y/N and him. He goes nuts when they whoohoo~.]

[plasmapie]

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2.TS1, TS2, TS3 or TS4 - and why? 

Honestly I’d say my favorite sims game is TS2. I had ts1 and all the expansion packs but I never really played it as much as I played the sims 2. That was when I had a laptop of my own when I was like 12 and I found custom content. That changed my life forever lol. But I played TS3 but not as much as TS2 and even now I still play it. Idk the load times and the amount of time it took to make a sim look good in ts3 wasn’t worth it. The world & activities in ts2 were so fun? Like there’s so much stuff. For the many years I’ve been playing it I never knew you could get robbed when you go to a public lot until literally two days ago.

6.Current Stuff Pack wish? 

Stuff pack?? Uhhh idk about stuff packs because I don’t really buy them. But I’m patiently waiting for that seasons expansion. Maybe a game pack that allows you to play other supernatural creatures like bring back witches, werewolves and faeries.  Or I would definitely love a pack that lets you become a celebrity.

12.Biggest achievement in the game? 

like actual achievement in game? Because I think that would be the achievement where you whoohoo everywhere lmao.

[thebachelordiaries]

Beheading The Snake:The Bachelorette Recap Ep. 5

There were a total of five dates and one rose ceremony shown on this episode. We had the tail-end of the spelling bee group date, Jack Stone’s 1-on-1, the rose ceremony, Bryan’s 1-on-1, the European team handball group date and most of Kenny and Lee’s 2-on-1 date.

Whew.

It’s been a journey.

And we have another two-hour episode on Tuesday (in like an hour), so I can’t procrastinate this recap like usual.

Part 2. of Spelling Bee Group Date

The main focus of this episode was the Kenny and Lee rivalry, which is just a damn shame. This show is about Rachel’s journey to find love and Lee being there is just incredibly disrespectful to her and all of the black men on the show.

Kenny is at his final straw with Lee. I mean, it’s pretty hard for anyone to keep their cool when they’re being antagonized and baited by a dick. I personally didn’t think Kenny was saying anything bad. He definitely controls his temper way better than I do, but no one is going to call this skinny white girl “aggressive.” Hm, I wonder why...

At one point, Kenny said he wanted to take a sh*t in Lee’s boots, which definitely made me LOL.

Oh yeah, Bryan got the group date rose. If I can get past their extremely aggressive tongue kissing, I feel like I would ship them as a couple.

1-on-1 With Jack ‘Mothafuckin’ Stone 

Rachel and Jack are the same age. They’re both lawyers. They both live in Dallas. They are seemingly a perfect match.

Whenever a girl says that a guy is “good on paper,” it’s a dead giveaway that she’s not interested in him.

Poor Jack Stone. I know the girls from Bachelor In Paradise are friends with him, but he came off kind of unsettling in this episode.

The most interesting part of this group date was learning more about Rachel’s father, the Hon. Lindsay.  We learned the federal judge is intimidating, but he does have a good sense of humor once you get to know him.

I was surprised that Rachel and Jack never met before this show, ya know, given all they have in common. Rachel asked Jack where he would take her if they were in Dallas, and his response was probably the worst possible answer.

He said he would take her to his room, lock the door, force her to talk to him and just lie in bed together.

And then he made this face. 

Rachel almost immediately sent him home after that. I feel like Jack Stone came off a little weird in this episode, but I feel like he is probably a good guy. I like him on twitter and he has a cute dog...how bad could he really be?

Rose Ceremony

The tattle tale Iggy went home and so did the Ticklemonster. I’ll miss the Michael Cera-esque hotness of Tickle. 

When Rachel went to hug him goodbye, he tickled her. It was possibly the best ever exit goodbye to happen on this show.

Rachel then informed the remaining men they will be heading to their first international destination: Oslo, Norway.

I always believe the first one-on-one date at an international location is a big deal. And the person who got that important date was Bryan.

Bryan’s 1-on-1

Rachel and Bryan arrive at the top of an Olympic ski jump, where they will be rappelling down 187 feet to the ground. Apparently 187 is a law term for murder and Rachel was hilariously freaking out about it. Bryan wasn’t that excited to be rappelling down either; he was breathing super heavy. Their scared and nervous states together were actually endearing.

I hate that I love them together.

At one point, Bryan says “kiss, kiss” and motions towards Rachel, but she screams “No, no I can’t, Bryan, I’m scared!” not because she didn’t want to kiss him, but because she couldn’t focus on anything else besides not being scared. This conversation made my mom burst out laughing.

I feel like the vibe of their relationship feels very real and natural to me. 

“Is my ass in your face?” “It was.” (I loved this part)

Am I becoming a member of Team Bryan? I don’t know. I’m definitely in support of #Bryachel as long as he doesn’t ruin things.

“I get bored very easily. Bryan doesn’t bore me” -Rachel

Rachel told him “I don’t want to get played.” Bryan laughed and said “stop that, stop it right now.” And I think that is a reference to Bryan’s time on the Miami-based show called “Players” back in like 2007. Maybe the show is just making it seem like he is this huge player. Just a something to consider.

Bryan seemed very genuine with his feeling for Rachel. He said he is falling in love with her and I actually believe him. 

I think he just passed Peter to become the No. 1 draft pick for Rachel’s heart. I say this cautiously, though. I didn’t trust Jordan Rodgers either and he ended up a perfect match for JoJo, so I’m willing to give Bryan the benefit of the doubt.

Grabbing Life By The [European] Balls

If I could go back to high school and do one activity from gym class, it would probably be square dancing. European team handball would be a close second, though.

That’s what the remaining guys played during their group date with Rachel. I personally enjoyed the very revealing unisuits they were wearing. Sadly, I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I could not make a definitive ranking on who had the nicest butt. My guess is probably Will, who dominated the entire game. Alex probably has a nice butt, too.

uh, Dean, the jockstrap goes UNDER the unisuit.

The highlight of the group date for me was Josiah describing Peter playfully toying around with Rachel. He said he looked over to see Peter with a handful of ass. “Damn, I wish that was me,” he said.

Peter and Rachel spent a significant amount of time together during the cocktail party. They ended up in the hot tub and Rachel was literally straddling him while his hands were all over her. 

I felt like I was playing the Sims and was making them “whoohoo” in the hot tub.

When Peter returned to the men who were sitting around doing nothing during his little hot tub romp, one guy jokingly said “Okay Mr. Three-And-A-Half Hours.” 

Despite giving Peter the attention during the group date and spending an extended amount of time with him, Rachel gave the group date rose to Will.

I feel like it couldn’t have gone to Peter because, otherwise, no guy would feel like he stood a chance with her anymore. Nonetheless, Peter was upset about not getting the rose. 

I wouldn’t look too much into it. On Nick’s season, group date roses meant nothing. He would give girls group date roses and then send them home the next week. He also never gave Vanessa a group date rose.

2-on-1 With Lee-vil and Kenny King

I don’t think we’ve had a more dramatic 2-on-1 since Chris Soules abandoned both Ashley I and Kelsey in the Badlands.

This time, however, instead of a bitchy woman with a dead husband and an over-emotional virgin, we have a single black father and a racist. 

Rachel is a smart woman and can see through the bullshit, so I have faith that she will do the right thing and send Lee packing. Or as Josiah said, Rachel will chop that [snake’s] head off, and send the rest of his body back to Tennessee. 

Things Worth Mentioning

Will definitely deserved some recognition after this episode for explaining to Lee how he was using a racist stereotype to upset Kenny. Lee absolutely didn’t understand (because he’s a rotten, shortstack, southern piece of [racist] garbage, as Kenny said), but Will still kept his cool and got straight to the point. 

Eric started to question whether Rachel is interested in black guys because the only black man to get a 1-on-1 was Anthony. Anthony, the wise soul that he is, said he doesn’t think Eric should read that far into it and that Rachel is just choosing people she has the strongest connection with.

Overall, I thought this was my favorite episode of the season (minus all the Lee bullshit). Rachel is developing super strong connections with both Bryan and Peter. I’m excited to see what happens next episode and if any other guys can catch up to them.

During a deleted scene, Peter and Dean discussed how “smooth” Bryan is and whether he is really here for Rachel. Peter apparently doesn’t think Bryan is good enough for Rachel. I don’t know if it’s jealousy or rivalry, but I felt like I could tell before this scene that Peter and Bryan weren’t each others’ biggest fans. 

This is Peter’s face right before he said the word “dick.” 

Well, the next episode comes on in less than two hours, so I’ll be back sooner than later.