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designernishiki · 2 years ago

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friend and I have been talking about the concept of an alternate timeline where they didn’t kill off mine and instead, while laying low and trying to unlearn being Evil basically, as both penance for his actions and as a tojo-mandated involuntary vacation, he’s sent to okinawa (with some sort of supervision, of course) to work for morning glory. ie; mr. orphan hater has to help babysit orphans to pay for his orphan-related crimes and hopefully learn something in the process. shenanigans ensue.

#this concept is hilarious and deserves a whole comic dedicated to it #I have so many ideas #like first of all mine wouldn’t even understand the concept of a vacation #daigo would tell him to chill out and relax and he’d just stand there like. uh. I’ve never done that before. how do I. relax #second: those kids would test him nonstop and it would be So funny to watch #because I think they’d weasel him into doing stuff with them that he doesn’t understand at all. like. he can not for the life of him #understand the point of hide and seek and if he’s made to be one of the ones hiding he takes it way too seriously and by nightfall when sm #someone finally has to give up and call him he’s like. on a different fucking island #that sort of thing #walking in on him with the most deadpan expression possible while two of the girls are doing his makeup and have a lil crown on his head #you get it #and then also obviously he’d have no idea how to do so many basic household things cause hes not used to life outside the city and #life without an excess of cash- like he’d be baffled by the fact that the house doesn’t have air conditioning #I think he’d learn to cook pretty quickly and really well (though he’d be very critical of his own work and take it really seriously)#but at first? god no. I don’t think he’s ever had to cook for himself in his life. he’s gotten takeout or eaten at restaraunts like. his #whole life. no doubt. and no doubt has just hired housecleaners and stuff to do most cleaning beyond the basics #‘uncle mine you’re not TOO old- do you like any video games?’ ‘the… stock market is sort of like a game…’#oh man #it’s such a good concept #such an exercise in self control #mine #yoshitaka mine #yakuza #rgg #rambling

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