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[ungarmax]

NOW LIVE ON PATREON!

I finally went and made a Patreon for those of you who would like to support me on a monthly basis. Most of my tiers are things I do as commission work, so if you’d rather pay a one time fee for a commission, you can do that instead!

I’m also on Ko-Fi and you can buy my merch on RedBubble, if you’d rather support me that way!

Why should you support me?

Well, ideally, because you want to!  I’m a queer disabled trans man hoping to save money for transition; however, your support will go toward bills first and possibly other things I need more immediately (such as a new mattress for my bed, or repairs for my 1998 car).  There are plenty of reasons to support independent artists as well.

What will you get?

There are a number of different tiers of support I’ve made.  Here’s a breakdown:

NPC Tier - $1/month

You’ll get early access to my work, including artwork, writing, graphics, and even my video games, once I get to work on those.  This means I’ll be posting my finished works on Patreon 24 hours before posting it anywhere else.  I intend to also make a weekly post including anything I’ve been working on that week, regardless of if it gets posted anywhere else or finished.  So that means access to things that might never be available off of Patreon.

Cleric Tier - $5/month

You’ll get the benefits of the NPC Tier, plus you get to make requests for what I work on next. That doesn’t mean I’ll make what you suggest, but your ideas will have top consideration for what I do next.

Bard Tier - $10/month

You’ll get the benefits of the NPC and Cleric tier, plus you’ll receive one 500x500 custom avatar each month of support.  You also have the option to switch to the Wizard or Monk tier (also $10 tiers) at any time so you can get different benefits from month to month!

Wizard Tier - $10/month

You’ll get the benefits of the NPC and Cleric tier, plus you’ll receive one custom webpage or tumblr theme with full HTML support by yours truly every two months of support.  You also have the option to switch to the Bard or Monk tier (also $10 tiers) at any time so you can get different benefits from month to month!

Monk Tier - $10/month

You’ll get the benefits of the NPC and Cleric tier, plus you’ll receive one t-shirt design made just for you each month of support, plus discounts on all of my t-shirts for the entire month.  You also have the option to switch to the Bard or Wizard tier (also $10 tiers) at any time so you can get different benefits from month to month!

Paladin Tier - $25/month

You’ll get basically everything I’ve already listed!  Whoa!!! In summary, that is:

 early access to all my stuff, along with sneak peeks at stuff I’m working on

first consideration for ideas on stuff I should work on next

a 500x500 avatar every month

a fully supported custom webpage/tumblr theme every 2 months

a custom t-shirt design each month + discounts on all my t-shirts

Druid Tier - $50/month

You’ll get the benefits of the NPC and Cleric tier as well as the benefits of one of the Bard, Wizard, and Monk tiers (which can be changed at any time).  And then you get a choice between the following:

 one custom plushie every 6 months

one cosplay item or prop every 6 months

one full color art piece every 3 months, printed and framed if you so desire

Any of these tiers will also come with my undying gratitude and a really good feeling of helping someone out.  And here’s the thing -- I’m constantly getting into new things!  I’m trying to dabble in things like candle making right now, so you’ll have first crack at that too!  Plus, I’m always open to sharing what I know with other people and giving you tutorials and personalized help, if you need it.

Please direct any questions you have to me here on tumblr, or at zack at houjun dot com.  Thank you so much!!!

[iamrheaspeaks]

Payback

Bold Italics: Inner dialogue 

Warnings: None

Word Count: ~1.5K

A/N: Took a break from Erik to show my original OC’s love. This is number��1 of 2 updates, but they don't have to be read in order. I figured I’d drop a light one because The Void is a heavy installment. And as always this was lightly proofread/edited. Enjoy 💋

I know this man didn’t just…le sigh. “So Imma need you to stop,” Milly barked at Ishe over her shoulder before turning her attention back to the television. Black Panther was finally out on Netflix and Milly was excited to watch it again with the added bonus of having subtitles because a bitch is deaf. She loved Ishe but his disrespect would not be tolerated today.

“What are you talking about Mich––” Ishe started before being cut off.

“Not today Satan! Can you just stop and watch the movie?” Milly quipped trying to dead this.

Ishe chuckled under his breath, “Are you done?” Adding more bass to his voice this time, “All I was saying was that­­­––”

“ERIK AND MICHAEL ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON!” Just…Breathe. Milly inhaled deeply before breathing slowly out her mouth, then she quickly rose up from her position between Ishe’s legs.

Yup, she’s been reading WAYYY too many stories, Ishe thought to himself while pinching the bridge of his nose before attempting to speak without getting cut off...again. “So. You do know that he’s a character right? Erik is a character played by Michael B. Jordan right? And Erik’s not real.” Milly closes her eyes trying her hardest to just ignore Ishe’s need to dismantle all good things with logic. When he finished Milly turned slowly until their eyes met. Her pupils barely visible as her dark drown irises appeared to change hue. If looks could kill.    

“Okay so…I’m not doing this. How about I go shower and when I get out we can go run errands?” It was phrased as a question but seeing as how Milly was already in motion it was clearly more a plan of action. Ishe just sat in the same position chuckling to himself watching her rummage through the dresser drawers picking out an outfit and tossing it onto the bed before making her way to the bathroom.

Glancing to where she tossed her clothes to see what she picked out Ishe smiled as he shook his head before moving to start getting himself ready. “Of course she picked out all black again. Fucking vampire.”

“Not a vampire just know what I like” Milly quipped from a distance.

“Aren’t you supposed to be taking a shower miss?”

“I’m getting in now if you must know!”

“Get off Tumblr and shower so we can get moving.”

“One; Not on Tumblr thank you. Two; If you’re not dressed when I get out I’m hurting you! That’s your one and only warning Sir.”

Milly just shook her head as she walked back in the room to the sight of Ishe sitting on the edge of the bed next to her clothes in nothing but boxers and mix matched socks. She side eyed him the entire time she got dressed and he continued to just sit there on his phone. When fully dressed Milly took a look at her outfit in her vanity. Black shorts that came down just enough to keep her thighs from sticking together, when she’s not sitting down. Paired with a simple black tank top sans lace and a Suicide Girls zip-up hoodie from the Blackheart Burlesque show she attended in NYC a few years back. The only pop of color in her ensemble being her grey Chuck Taylors. Content with what she had on Milly put on her silver hoop earrings as she glared at Ishe in the mirror when a light bulb went off. Milly discreetly grabbed a pillow off the bed before darting it at Ishe’s head catching him off guard. Taking advantage of his brief moment of disorientation Milly ran over and snatched Ishe’s phone out of his hand before flying down the stairs laughing like a mad woman.

Finally recovering from Milly’s sneak attack, “You gonna pay for that!” Ishe called out as he finally got up to get dressed. First she wants to fight over movie characters and now she wants to throw shit and snatch phones. Bet!

“Whatever. How you gonna rush me and then not be ready?” Milly managed to get out even though she was still standing bent over hands on knees trying to catch her breath. That shouldn’t have been as funny as it was. “Besides I do remember issuing a warning. Just saying” Milly shrugged her shoulders as if he was actually there to see it.

After getting all the bills paid, just as they were about to make their way to the supermarket Milly announced that she was hungry. Ishe rolled his eyes knowing what was coming next “Okay we can get food after the store.”

“Shopping hungry? Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me. I’m just gonna pick up a whole bunch of junk”.

Here we go. “Okay” Ishe sighed before continuing, “What do you want to eat?” A part of Ishe died when his question was met with pure silence. Until of course she just bust out laughing while bringing her hands up to cover her mouth looking anywhere but over at Ishe in the driver’s seat. “You don’t know. Do you?” Milly just shyly looked up at Ishe shaking her head no, hands still in front of her face but doing very little to hide her big ass smile of shame. “Okay.’ Ishe drummed he’s thumbs on the steering wheel as he quickly thought of the options in the area, driving kinda slow before spotting something, ‘Wendy’s it is!” Ishe said pulling in and making his way to the drive-thru. “I honestly don’t even know why I ask you anymore” Ishe groaned side eyeing Milly.

“Because the one time you don’t Imma know what I want” Milly finally spoke up before sticking out her tongue.  

Ishe removed on hand from the wheel and motioned like he was going to pinch Milly’s tongue, “I’d be careful if I was you. I still haven’t gotten you back for earlier, Temp”. Milly’s whole body pulsed hearing the pet name causing her mouth to snap shut along with her legs. Got her. Ishe thought to himself, pulling up to the service window.  

The rest of the day they did this. Just taking little jabs at each other. As they were about to retreat into the house for the night Milly’s phone lit up with a notification.

LittleBit: What you doin? I miss you 😭

Milly: Lemme get this food in the house and we’ll come through.

“I told Margie that we would come over. It’s been awhile”

“If that’s what you wanna do.”

“I said we had to bring the food home first.”

“That would be the smart thing to do”

Milly huffed loudly as she nudged Ishe’s head with her index and pointer fingers. The rest of the ride was quite after that, with no retaliation coming from Ishe. Not entirely sure if this was a win or not Milly opted for scrolling through her phone and not poking the bear. Not like it would save her anyway. After they put away all the groceries Milly ran to their bedroom to switch out her shorts for pair of black leggings. Midway pulling her leggings up Milly’s whole body froze. Her mind going blank at the feeling of Ishe’s fingers teasing her uncovered nether region. Hands tightening their grip on her leggings in response before letting out an involuntary moan. Removing his fingers and replacing his hands with Milly’s Ishe finished pulling up her leggings. “Payback is so sweet” Ishe grinned as at Milly as he licked his fingers with a big smile.

“I hate you...so much right now. You have no fucking idea.” Milly grunted as she stomped down the stairs. Once they arrived at Margie’s they immediately settle in with the gossip as Margie fixed them drinks. All this would’ve been enough to take her mind off the throbbing between her legs if it wasn’t for that fact that whenever no one was paying attention Ishe would start messing with her. Squeezing her thigh. Grabbing her ass when she leaned over to pick up her drink from by her feet. Running his knuckle along the back of her ear. Whispering shit in her ear. Driving Milly completely insane as she tried to not let on that his antics were getting to her.

Finally reaching her limit with this impromptu edging session Milly gives Ishe the ‘I’m ready to leave’ look. When Milly was hugging her friend goodbye Margie unknowingly added to Milly’s torture with the simplest of gestures. Still gripped in the goodbye hug an extremely affectionate and very drunk Margie kissed the pulse point on the left side of Milly’s neck. Causing Milly’s whole body to seize. “Whoa! Gettin’ kinda touchy there ain’t ya?” Ishe questioned completely amused at the sight of Milly trying not to lose her shit and Margie being 100% oblivious.

“What? No? I’m just hugging her bye”. Margie’s New Jersey accent very thick making her slurred speech a little easier to interpret.

“You definitely just kissed her neck Marg.”

“No! Did I?” Margie questioned now looking at Milly for confirmation. Milly couldn’t even speak. She opted for just nodding yes slowly with her bottom lip tucked between her teeth.

On the way home Milly just tried to ignore the lingering tingle originating from the spot where Margie kissed her neck while simultaneously trying to drown out Ishe’s laughter.

Tags: @savagesensitivity @cancerianprincess @another-imaginesblog

[saiphl]

Cute Little Questions Fully Answered

Nobody asked for these, but I felt like to.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Lord Otello 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Chiquito, Pollo and Blondie... just for the sake of everyone else's integrity 4. Are you easy to get along with? Not at all, i'm kinda complicated 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I don't think so, they don't even know I'm interested 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? People who's mind makes me wish to jump in their train of thought 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Nope 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Chiquito and Pollo 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? It depends who I'm talking with 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Pelón 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? what in the fucking hell did she has to do reading what's not her fucking business 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Vanguard, Born Naked, If I dream, Last Train Home, Wonderwall 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Nope, I actually hate when people touches my head 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes, I do 15. What good thing happened this summer? Nothing yet... 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Hmmm... The Boy on Fire 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? There might be. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope, we lost contact a long while ago 19. Do you like bubble baths? Hell yeah 20. Do you like your neighbors? Nope 21. What are you bad habits? Whoa, I've got many of those. 22. Where would you like to travel? Right now? I'd like to be in Ireland. 23. Do you have trust issues? Severe trust issues. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Doing my face 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My belly and my fat arms 26. What do you do when you wake up? Force myself to get out from bed 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I love my skin the color it is 28. Who are you most comfortable around? Both my best friends. 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? I've never asked them. 30. Do you ever want to get married? I'd like to, but it's not mandatory 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes it is 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Interesting question, I guess it would be Jason Dardo and Charlie Hunnam 33. Spell your name with your chin. Done 34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nope, I'm too lazy 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? The story of my life. 37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing, I have no trouble with silences 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? the mind and sense of humor of Chiquito, and the looks of Pollo, if it's a boy and Chii is the best example of my dream girl. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Gandhi and El Pendulo for books, Boodepository if it's virtual, Old Navy for clothing 40. What do you want to do after high school? I wanted to take a break to decide what to do with my life, so I did. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?+ Not at all 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That I'm sleeping, very concentrated or absolutely pissed. 43. Do you smile at strangers? If I feel like to do it. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer Space. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My stubborn bladder. 46. What are you paranoid about? Many things 47. Have you ever been high? Yup 48. Have you ever been drunk? Yup 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Nope, I'm at ease with all the things I've done recently. 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Navy Blue 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nah, I guess I'm who I am because it has to be. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Some terrible decissions I've made some years back 53. Favourite makeup brand? Hmmm kinda hard, I guess it might be NYX, but I'm growing fond to Jeffree Star, Anastasia Beverly Hills and Sephora. 54. Favourite store? I've already answered this. 55. Favourite blog? Hmmm The Artificial Dane 56. Favourite colour? All shades of purple 57. Favourite food? Pretty hard to choose, I'm a fattie because I like food so much. 58. Last thing you ate? Cookies & Cream Doughnut with a Latte 59. First thing you ate this morning? A glass of milk and a chocolate doughnut 60. Ever won a competition? For what? A writing competition. 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Because I came out of the non Catholic closet. 62. Been arrested? For what? Nope 63. Ever been in love? Yeah, two times. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? We were in a half built house, and he actually stole it. 65. Are you hungry right now? I'm more angry than hungry 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Hmmm... no, I actually think that the only person I talk to on tumblr is annoyed of me. 67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter. 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Twitter 69. Are you watching tv right now? Watching no... I'm actually just listening. 70. Names of your bestfriends? Pepita and Pelón 71. Craving something? What? To blow someone or eat some p****, that could be really useful right now 72. What colour are your towels? Grey. 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4 and like a ton of cushions 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yup, my Nosfi 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I haven't counted them, they deserve being more than just a cute number on my rack. 75. Favourite animal? Cat. 76. What colour is your underwear? Nude 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Both 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cheese 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Grey with white and blue stars. 80. What colour pants? grey, also with white and blue stars. 81. Favourite tv show? RuPaul's Drag Race 82. Favourite movie? The Lost Boys 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? None, I hate those movies. 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Read previous answer. 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Go to #83 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory 87. First person you talked to today? My Effective Communication Teacher. 88. Last person you talked to today? Pepita 89. Name a person you hate? No one, hatred is a serious waste of energy 90. Name a person you love? Nina 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? La Patrona 92. In a fight with someone? Not... yet. 93. How many sweatpants do you have? two 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 2 hoodies, I'm not sure how many sweaters. 95. Last movie you watched? Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge. 96. Favourite actress? Tilda Swinton 97. Favourite actor? The late great Alan Rickman 98. Do you tan a lot? Nope, I love my milky skin tone 99. Have any pets? A sweet cat. 100. How are you feeling? Mostly pissed right now 101. Do you type fast? Yup 102. Do you regret anything from your past? A couple of things 103. Can you spell well? Yeah 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Of course, I'd give anything to be with my Grandma again. 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yup 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yeah, I'm not proud of it. 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yup 108. What should you be doing? Sleeping 109. Is something irritating you right now? Oh man, Goddess knows that I'm beyond irritated right now 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yeah, many times. 111. Do you have trust issues? Yeah, i do. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Pepita 113. What was your childhood nickname? Ams... the same I still have now. 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yeah, many times. 115. Do you play the Wii? Nope 116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yeah, a lot. 118. Do you like Chinese food? yup, I love it 119. Favourite book? The Count of Montecristo 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Nope 121. Are you mean? Sometimes, when someone deserve it 122. Is cheating ever okay? Never 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Not at all 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah, it happened to me. 125. Do you believe in true love? Yeah, but everyone need to remember that love changes with the time. 126. Are you currently bored? Nope, just insomniac 127. What makes you happy? Chocolate 128. Would you change your name? Just take off the first one. 129. What your zodiac sign? Pisces 130. Do you like subway? I'd rather have a Which Wich. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? That would never happen, he's gay. 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Pelón 133. Favourite lyrics right now? In this very moment, Vanguard. 134. Can you count to one million? yeah. 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? hmmm... I can't remember 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed 137. How tall are you? 1.65 mt 138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette dyed as reddie 140. Summer or Winter? Winter 141. Night or Day? Nnight 142. Favourite month? October 143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark and White 145. Tea or Coffee? Both 146. Was today a good day? No, it wasn't 147. Mars or Snickers? None of them 148. What’s your favourite quote? It's the preface of a book written by Alvaro de la Iglesia, and it would take me a lot of time to translate it properly, but I'll do my best "There wlll be people in life that will live to screw you, and give their lives to get you pissed, but if in your pleasant path you find these people, just kindly smile at them and then say 'God Bless You, Moron'" 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yup 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "Alrededor de ellos se asentó una burbuja, se hizo un silencio."