#who will be eliminated next?

[teh-inggris]

no way youre telling the parkour civilization guy that 'parkour is not your thing anymore'. everyone point and laugh

And flat color just bc

[bowenoke]

had a dream that sam reich died and left the company in his will to whoever out of 11 employees could win his 10 trials. brennan lee mulligan fell into a ravine

[hyumjim]

just some of my little opinions btw

[mrtequilasunset]

As I (the strange jaw anon, hated by dentists, failure at cocksucking) said, Harry would probably have some trouble sucking dick.

However I decided a while back to look on ao3 and see just how many fics involved Harry sucking someone off. And it’s most of them. I don’t have my spreadsheet in front of me, but if I remember correctly, the majority of Disco Elysium pornography on AO3 includes oral sex, and the majority of that oral sex is preformed by Harrier Du Bois.

I don’t remember why I decided to compile a spreadsheet about oral sex in disco elysium fanfiction but here we are! I did that and that information has finally come in handy! Sort of.

Perhaps a horrid ask to send, but I thought there was a chance you’d appreciate the slight irony and the humour of my Disco Elysium Cock Sucking Spreadsheet.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me see the spreadsheet please this is so fuckign funny. We need to start talking about how many cringefail blowjobs this man probably gives people because of his funky ass jaw. I wanna see more of this in fics i wanna see some realism

[linoguy]

yknow when you've been rewatching the survival show so watching this megaverse/cover me recording vid makes you feel emotional and prideful....................

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

creating a spreadsheet of the trio's lines in the webnovel vs webcomic (as one does), and. i am on the FLOOR their characterisation differs so much from the webnovel and webcomic?!?!??? 😭😭 they took away all of hestio's flavour!!! and Ephael is a lot more stereotypical sunshine too i am losing my mind

Gone:

In the toy mansion, Ephael said that Tesilid was not just his friend, but his "best friend", so Ailette gave him more food. Hestio got very visibly sad and angry.

Whenever they're in battle, Hestio kind of talks to Ephael like he's a P*kemon ("Ephael, go and bite them!" / "Uh... okay.")

Ephael is pretty quiet and subdued throughout the toy mansion, while in the comic he's very artificially cheery.

ALMOST THE ENTIRETY OF HESTIO'S LINES WHEN THEY SNUCK TESILID FOOD IN PRISON IS GONE?!?!?!?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THE VIBES ARE SO DIFFERENT

Webnovel has BOTH Hestio and Ephael handing over food (in the webcomic only Ephael brought food. I dunno what Hestio was doing there.)

ONLY the webnovel has Hestio's extremely cute "What? Are you going to refuse the food because the rules are important? (annoyed but also genuinely scared)" / ".....I thought I'd have to shove the food down your mouth if you refused. Well, eat up."

The webcomic has Hestio suddenly ruin the entire mood by saying "🙄😒 did you know 🤓 the vatican is taking things out on you bc you refuse to kill heretics. also idc if the heretics are actually evil or not, what matters is that the vatican wants to know if youre on their side." like stfu please 😭 In the webnovel Hestio only brings this up because Ephael went "cheer up! if it werent for the city making a fuss, the vatican wouldn't have done this" and Hestio corrected him bc he wanted Tesilid not to misunderstand his situation with the Vatican.

What did they make comic!Hestio so callous for !!!!! 😭😭😭 Hestio is a SOFTIE with a mean streak and sharp tongue!!!

[flatstarcarcosa]

completely random and i’m only putting this here bc i don’t wanna start shit on my maine and because it’s irritating me but i need Bug Enjoyers to stop blatantly saying that people that don’t like bugs are evil psychos before i start getting really mean about it.

[catboyolli]

can I please stop having weird dreams? thanks

[samthecookielord]

When i get a reblog on an old art post that's just spoilers in tags 🕴ok

[britneyshakespeare]

i watched season 7 of rupaul's drag race which was my first. and i just have to say. miss fame was my messy queen and i didn't know i needed her in my life.

[tysonjost]

i mean....i knew this year wasn't gonna be our year again and yet. i'm still sad

[florbelles]

one of the comparatively few aspects of síle’s backstory that doesn’t transfer over is she obviously can’t be the king’s mistress it’s assumed is angling for the throne (and could potentially get it due to noble elitism) and a spy for the former enemy empire so now i guess she just has to be the mistress of like. half the lords’ alliance and create conflict of interest that way. she has probably rejected exclusivity on her end with most of them. only ONE has to want to end her bloodline over it

[p1eceandharmony]

i really dislike that i’m into kpop at all but i especially hate that i like survival shows. these kids are put through hell, i get attached to them just to watch them get eliminated then at the end the group it creates disbands after two years???? the constant heartbreak of it all???? what am i supposed to do?? why would i put myself through this idk but here i am

[miserye]

never would i have thought in a million years that i would get close enough to my boss that he would ask me to house sit for him

[chaserainbows]

The face of someone who may or may not have sabotaged Leon for slighting him two episodes ago.

THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT LEON WAS THE ONE TO BEAT (and also thought he was pretty cool)

[conpalos]

Also, if a lot of respondents are American, it’s entirely possible that smoking just isn’t as large of a cultural thing for them. The United States over the course of about 30 years nearly completely eliminated smoking among the youth. It’s been replaced with vaping, which is still bad but it’s not the same thing.