#who has ichigo hooked up w

[pjinthestreets]

ok ok i know kubo sucks but hear me out. POST-[whatever arc ended the series it also largely sucked but i did read it. the quincy king situation]

this is a shipping headcanon post be ye warned

ichigo and orihime are married. they live w, and are simultaneously dating, ishida and chad. rukia and renji are married. they both hook up w the karakura ot4 but lets be realistic theyre dead and stuff so we’re talking weekend visits (rukia more often tbh)

NON-DEBATABLE: rukia and orihime obviously have a Thing thing. theyre in lesbians. rukia and ichigo are 100% soulmates, i think even people who dont Ship it recognize they love each other.

renji/ichigo goes without saying too i feel, the dick-measuring bro-yness does not stop from getting higher. im talking hooting and shoving each other up to and during buttsecks. when rukia is involved there’s a higher chance of serious vibes and tender momence but she does also laugh and goad them while they’re wrestling naked so you never know. shes been known to instigate mood-breaking silliness when shes nervous also

ishida/ichigo... same as w rengy honestly, the sexy rivalry is there. quite a bit closer n more tender w these two though the path 2 emotional honesty is paved with mutual avoidance lmao. the way they trust each other without understanding each other means a lot to me shut up.

i think ishida n orihime start dating each other before either of them confesses to ichigo lol, they bond over being into him and form a pact to get ichigo to notice At Least one of them. ichigo meanwhile doesnt even notice theyre dating much less trying to seduce him. ishidas making her cute dresses n shit hyping her up and martyrfully eating his heart out with gay yearning lmfao while orihime is like contriving situations for ichigo to hang out w them and be nice to ishida (which never work). i feel like ichigo kinda gets railroaded into going on a date w orihime which is like cool but confusing bc he... feels the same abt her as he honestly does abt ishida n chad so like?? maybe he doesnt Like Like her Like That? which, uh oh? and it takes orihime kinda spilling the beans abt the whole situation for him to be like oh. hell yeah then. can chad come too

chad and ichigo.... these guys were each other’s first love and you cannot change my mind lol. chad ichigo original otp chad ichigo for lyfe etc. while tatsuki was teaching orihime how to kiss these two were already emotionally bonded for life. you know ichigo saw him in a tank top for the first time and discovered his own dick the same night.

i think ishida has a big gay crush on chad thats not rly reciprocated, chad is  bemused by him although overall thinks hes pretty alright. that post thats like >i fell in front of a 6′2″ guy >he helps me off the ground >”silly little boy you should be more careful” >instant throbbing boner  yeah thats ishida

i do think renji and orihime have Done Stuff in the context of rukia and ichigo foursome, but theres not like chemistry there imo they just end up Horny and sitting next to each other like so do we kiss now too or? ishida similarly doesnt have Vibes with rukia but finds renji annoyingly hot for how otherwise insufferable he is. especially funny when his whole thing is like ‘im an elegant and strategic problem-solver (not true) unlike you who is a monkey-brained idiot (more true)’ and they both end up in the same stupid situations together. chad meanwhile doesnt even participate in the rukia/renji group secks events, hes like ‘yeah im gonna go to the gym or something for a few hrs text me when i can come home’ hahaha

[bleachbleachbleach]

Adore the blog, it's hitting everything I need since the Hell arc brain rot set in. Maybe it's cause I'm old now but I too want to see mundane shit. If you haven't done them already: D, X, and W for the ask meme?

[insert enthusiastic blabber about mundane stuff]

D — A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

whipplefilter: Hitsugaya/Karin. It would be in my best interest to like it because it makes up a pretty big chunk of Hitsugaya content! I don't have any particular bones to pick; it’s just that the things that are exciting and appealing about it to others are not things that happen to be exciting or appealing to me.

Sometimes I think about that soccer ep, though, and wonder if Renji would ever consider inviting Hitsugaya to the futsal league. At first I was like, I mean, there’s no real proof that Hitsugaya is actually good at ball sports—how good do you have to be to be better than a bunch of 10-year olds? XDD But I think that’s actually an underestimation of human 10-year olds. I actually really like [Div 1] U11 boys soccer! They have enough coordination to not be a mess but aren’t yet at an age where they’re feeling undue pressure to show off to the detriment of the team. Once you’ve seen a 10-year old hook a shot from midfield straight into the top left corner of the net-- *chefs kiss*

ippoddity: Grimmjow/Ichigo. I know I keep talking about this pairing, and even though quite a bit of GrimmIchi crosses my dash, it’s just not something that I personally ship yet. I have nothing against it, I just am pretty indifferent about it.

X — A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.

whipplefilter: Anything that takes place in backcountry. It augments the practicalities of being in a place and not dying, so you can see the characters (in)competencies in that regard. There’s also a high probability that some bullshit will go down that can’t be easily solved, and they’ll have to improvise. Plus it pretty much will get you all kinds of atmospheric goodness, whether your backcountry is deep forest or craggy shoreline or vast desert. Aaaaaah. <3

I have been part of an annual gift exchange in one of my other fandoms for like a decade at this point (it is the one thing I do to participate in said fandom) and EVERY YEAR one of my prompts is a backcountry scenario. And how many times has it been filled? ZERO. XDD But I have a friend in that fandom who knows this about me, and I told her, "So, I want to write a new Bleach fanfic." And she was like, "It's a backcountry scenario and water is involved." And I was like, "DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT." I never go anywhere without my emergency backcountry scenario!

ippoddity: I thought long and hard about this, I’m not sure if I have a very good answer. I like too many things, and am constantly amazed by what fandom is able to accomplish using plots/tropes that I never thought I would enjoy. But, I do love love love myself some found family stories. These idiots were thrown together by circumstance, and now they’re a family? OK, I’M ON BOARD.

W — A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

whipplefilter: Human AUs aren’t for me. Like, stuff where non-human characters like shinigami are human-were-always-human. There’s not a whole lot of this in Bleach as far as I can tell (and it’s not like I "hate" it such that I hate you if you like it!) but part of my attraction to Bleach is being able to explore the points of intersection between shinigami/human experiences as well as the vast differences.

I like this trope a lot less re: Pixar Cars, though, because this is a VERY popular trope over there and I maintain the whole point of Cars is that they are cars. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wanna talk about steering and suspension and transmission coolers and the ghost in the machine and the carthropology of kinship systems outside of the nuclear family!!

ippoddity: I think I’ve said this before, but I will give pretty much anything a chance, and so far there isn’t anything I totally HATE. That being said, I am not a huge fan of kid fic. Kid fic can be cute when done well, but I feel like I’ve seen a lot of badly written children. Not like, the kids are misbehaving, but because the children are not written to act like real children. For example, baby talk coming from a 6yr old. Like ahhhhh, that does not jive with me. I always tentatively go into kid fic, hoping the children are written as real characters, and not just some empty plot prop. But I’m often disappointed. :(

[the-mic-drop]

Shonen Jump Rap Cypher by Rustage

Lyrics below the cut

If anyone wants to break down some lines that you think not everyone will get, please feel free!

Monkey D. Luffy- One Piece (Performed by Rustage)

Starting with the number one, hey

How’d a pirate get this long, hey

‘Cause I eat the gum-gum, see them run run

when I hit that gun, hey

Sailin’ I’m taking no breaks when my crew’s on the move as we pillage the grand line

Looting the treasure we can find

I’m blowing up like a landmine

Going gear second, I reckon that I’m a weapon

I’m wrecking up those who threaten in messing with my own brethren

Stay reppin’ look where I’m headin’

No question the Yonkos sweatin’

I’m bettin’ in words I’m yellin’

I’m the king and there’s no forgettin’, UH

Gon Freecss- Hunter x Hunter (Performed by Fabvl)

I’ll jump the competition, really there’s no contest

Channeled future Nen and most of y’all ain’t even bomb yet

It’s nonsense

Pro exams completed as a child

Hisoka, I think these clowns are living in denial

So don’t make me power up, I’ll call the thunder at my right hand

If you want the strongest Shonen, then you called the right man

They might stan

Treat you all like Pitou, it won’t take long

Name is Gon and this time, I’mma make sure that you stay gone

Naruto Uzumaki- Naruto (Performed by None Like Joshua)

Oh, better believe it’s Naruto

Who’s the best hero? All of you know

My legacy is happening, I got a type of running named after me

while you’re slow

Can’t keep up with my chakra flow

Except Hinata, I’m her Ho

Kage

All I did was call her and I told her to come over ‘cause my parents are not home

Out of these ninjas, you can watch my dub

Even all my filler is so far above

When it comes to Boruto, why y’all givin’ up

like I did with simpin’ on Sakura?

Killer B’s rapping, but I get the encore

With the power that I bring, I don’t really want yours

‘Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more

Now you’re looking at the king of this Jump Force

Yami Yugi- Yu-Gi-Oh! (Performed by Connor Quest!)

I’mma master, you be

practice newbies

That’s a doozy

for Yami Yugi

Puzzle did something like a hadron tunnel

‘cause now I got Atem through me

Champ of the match see fans fawn, no matter what hand’s drawn

I’m kicking up dust, metal tanks in land form

When we d-d-d-d-duel there’s sandstorms

Cards are flippin’ I need an answer quick

and I might find my Dark Magician

If I wish, and believe hard enough in the heart that’s in ‘em

(Heart of the cards)

I see Seto’s fear

Pull the fifth part of Exodia

Guess it’s all came to a head, so clear

that your deck’s gonna get X’d, oh dear!

Asta- Black Clover (Performed by Eddie Rath)

Welcome to the magic

It’s a tale that’s tragic

Filled with a pain that’s harder than plastic

especially when you discover you don’t have it

When I started I was less than amazing

But now that I’ve been chosen by the Grimoir, I’m rising to the occasion in a blazing flame of

Magic

Ain’t no Hocus Pocus and Abracadabra

Not a wizard you joke with

This is not Gandalf the Grey, but you shall not pass hopeless

Better be ferocious

Was the poorest orphan living in darkness

but now that I’m focused, I be thanking all my hardships

Ichigo Kurosaki- Bleach (Performed by IBDL)

Uh, hittin’ back with that Bankai

Got that power like I came out of the Dangai

Pops passed the torch; now I’m the fam’s Don guy

Think you Aizen, but you lookin’ like that Don guy

Y’all like Soifon, your raps barely sting

My bars are Getsuga Tensho, got that masterful swing

They say, it ain’t over til the fat lady sings

But you’ll know it’s really over when that black lady sings

Koro-sensei- Assassination Classrom (Performed by CDawgVA)

Mach speed

Blow up the moon and now I’m making these children write essays

Comin with tentacles teach you a lesson in why you don’t mess with the sensei

I amaze

Used to be the Reaper, now I run this class

I can turn a loser to assassin, do it real fast

Light Yagami- Death Note (Performed by Zach Boucher)

I think I’ve been out of my head

Gift was given, made some poor decisions, that I wish I didn’t, but I’d do it again

Feeling different, I was on a mission to achieve my vision with a page and a pen

Sit and listen to the words I’ve written

I ain’t even finished ‘til I see that they’re dead

Don’t even try to pretend

There’s no malicious intent

Stay in my thoughts, stick to the morals I’ve got,

and kill everyone who is not

Just never get caught, ‘til every criminal rots

They’ll consider me as a god

At whatever cost, that’s how I excel

Cannot be stopped, even if I fell

I’m taking them off if you couldn’t tell

I gave up a lot to give you this L

Shoyo Hinata- Haikyuu!! (Performed by Shwabadi)

Yah, here comes Hinata

When I’m on the court the enemy has got their guard up

Never gonna fall off, bet I’m gonna pop off

Way short, but I’m packing punches like a sawnoff

Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire don’t know nada

but I’m gonna chase desire to go farther

every jump will take me higher

They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly

Putting up points, spiking it, or clearing the way

Best decoy, got a little something to say

to anyone that doubts that I’m here to stay

Only got one goal, that’s to play the game

Underestimated, I’m the ace, you just wait

when I spike it past the net, you might take it to the face

Izuku “Deku” Midoriya- My Hero Academia (Performed by Divide Music)

Coming in with 100% of me

I got you all trembling

Oh just with a flick of a finger

put you back where you’re supposed to be

I’m not, holding back

I got you so calculated. I’m

one step ahead, One for All gon’ be demonstrated

Get it? Got it? Good.

Nothing better and you should know

Started at the bottom

but I made it to the top so

Step aside, I’m climbing to great heights

with All-Might by my side

Reppin’ U.A. with pride, oh

Yusuke Urameshi- Yu Yu Hakusho (Performed by GameBoyJones)

Giving you the finger, Spirit Gun

Send you off with Botan, then you done

Hit you with the stick, and I didn’t need a grip when I’m pulling from the hip, then click!

Because I’m, locked loaded, the clip is ready to go

Got a, shotgun in my hand that’s ‘bout to blow

Cause I’m hittin’ you quick fast

givin’ you whiplash

wearing these Spirit Cuffs

You could be human or demon, cause honestly, I just don’t give a fuck

If you’re looking for the best, just know there’s no other

‘cause I’m flexing out here like I’m the youngest Toguro brother

Gintoki Sakata- Gintama (Perfomed by Shao Dao)

They call me, Gintoki, slim not stocky

Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body

Odd Job Gin, don’t mess with my possee

If you touch my hair, then you will be sorry

Ne, boge (Hey, bloke)

Nanikore, uruseena (what is this? Not good.)

Cause you’re way too sloppy

Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha

Swing my sword and Amanto scatter

Gintama, not Kintama

Tell Shinpachi we need money

If Kagura or Katsura bring more trouble, we keep running

Pay rent? That’s a waste of time

That weather girl, I will make her mine

You can beat me up and that’s fair and fine

But if you hurt my friends, then prepare to die

Tanjiro Kamado- Demon Slayer (Performed by DizzyEight)

Look, slayin’ demons that’s what we do

If you filled with evil, then my blade is highly lethal

If you comin’ at my people, pray to god I never meet you

Ever mess with Nez, you KO’d when I see you

I’ve grown stronger from that fateful day they found me

I trained hard to hone the skill, the progression so astounding

My style like breathing water, that mean you can never drown me

Whirlpool, that mean I’m slicin’ everything around me

Emma- The Promised Neverland (Performed by FrivolousShara)

E-M-M-A 63194

Listen to what I’ve gotta say

The others walked, seems now we’ve gotta run away

Don’t you talk, adults are the enemy

You can break every bone in my body, I won’t falter

and if the plan fails, the idea simply alters

Ah, these demons scheming, but they ain’t the only monsters

Our combined IQ breaks the safe, strength in numbers

Now we’ve woken from the slumber

Never ending perfect Summers

Across the farm, you can’t help but wonder

Soma Yukihira- Food Wars! (Performed by DiggzDaProphecy)

See I’m the anime Raekwon

The chef baby, stay calm

You can’t stand the heat

Stay out the kitchen, get a day job

Word, and the finale’s superb

I take a sec, put on my band, an’ I’ll be happy to serve, uh

So ma, tell me what you like and I can hook it up

Ya boy’s got them recipes the best couldn’t cook it up

And she gon’ bust from the taste of my meat

Chef, boy are these boys always cookin’ up heat

Jotaro Kujo- Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (Performed by Dreaded Yasuke)

It’s my go, they call me Jotaro

Don’t get me mad, I’mma go fat only with jabs you go through silos

Got that drip from Cairo, girls will simp my silhouette

I know think it’s a typo fighting with a platinum psycho

None of y’all is a threat

What you gotta say in your breath

Better speak with a bigger chest

Now you lyin’ down with my pet,

while Iggy piss on your neck

All types of disrespect, what you expect?

Go against a vet, better get your techs

wanna get swept through the complex,

now who is next?

Bobobo- Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (Performed by BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai)

Bobobo making the foes stare

Call me the master of nose hair

Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters,

brother, it’s no fair

But I’m better than these guys, don’t you understand?

I came second place at screaming face-to-face with desk fans

Afro is full of surprises, look at my power’s immense

Leaving beauty screaming-

(Bobobo, that makes no sense!)

Hunting hair hunters, Saitama, I’m coming for you

Don Patch a better Super Saiyan God than Goku

Son Goku- Dragon Ball (Performed by DaddyPhatSnaps)

Oh they went and called Kakarot

had to be danger

Leave em flat-footed like they in the gravity chamber

I’m just looking for a challenge, can you battle me stranger?

Shonen legend in the saddle and the power is major

Level up on the track, flow Ultra Instinct

Bye bye bye fusion dance is always in sync

Wink

And they wonder why I’m last on the song

‘Cause when all of y’all were talking

I just formed a Spirit Bomb

[apothecarywormcrud]

7 + 11 for Szayel? (Sorry if I mispelled fnfnsk)

yeah thats it lmao but tbh u dont gotta apologize for misspelling his name its what he deserves for having such a fkcn stupid one 

7. What’s the ideal date night for you and your F/O? Describe and share what it would be like.

sushi, secondhand bookstore/antique shop trawl, hold hand, lil kiss. 

bonus points if he threatens to murder me in a secluded corner at least once. 

11. Does your F/O have any creative hobbies? If so, what are they? If you have similar hobbies, do you and your F/O encourage each other or work together at all?

this man got a whole palace filled with fckn traps that he doesn’t even need so as far as i’m concerned that counts as a hobby. but also seriously who are those FOR. who was trying to break into his lab before ichigo and squad showed up. fucking. idk grimmjow? traps to keep out grimmjow?? i’ll tell you what it is, it’s a stupid showoff power move nd it benefits nobody nd i hate his stupid fucking house and thats why i want to live in it. 

for some reason i never give my self-inserts the same hobbies as me so i can’t actually use masato for this. but like. i’d be down to do some scientific illustrations for this dude. he has v strong aesthetic tastes so he’s gotta have SOME opinions on art in general and if he gets snide abt mine ill make him fkcn eat it. specimen collection arguably isn’t a creative hobby but u better believe we’d both enable th fuck outta each other on that one. i feel like szayel could hook me up w/ a steady supply of teeth which rlly is all u need in a man. 

[dearestjaemin]

26 Questions for the Saniwa

a question meme i saw from wikia and wanted to answer it here!!! since this is where i mostly put my tkrb posts....

q&a under the cut!

Q.What is your name and which server is your citadel on?

A. 桃井　さつき　+ see battle record uwu;;;;

Q. When did you start serving as a Saniwa? Please display your battle records.

A. April 22 of 2017!!! I recently celebrated my first year anniversary and it was nice uwu

Q. Which starter sword did you pick? What is he doing now?

A. Kashuu Kiyomitsu!!! Um, well, he’s just there... waiting for his kiwame... Actually uwu;; I used him for a recent VOT thinking exp accumulates and carries over to kiwame! Did that to him because he’s the only one I wouldn’t get angry at haha

Q. Who is the first among your swords to reach the maximum level? What do you think of him

A. If i remember correctly, it is Hotarumaru!!! He arrived pretty early but I’m sure he got to 99 hella quick because of VOT AHHAHAA I love him!! He’s relatively fast for an ootachi + he’s cute!!!

Q. Who do you have in each of your squads, and how do you use them? If you haven’t unlocked all four teams yet, briefly describe how you plan to organize them.

A. First squad varies depending on event! (WTE is either all kiwame or newbies, VOT is tachi + ootachi; if it isn’t battle regiment?? all other squads are on expedition!) Currently: Second squad is 97 akita, 99 tarou, 99 micchan, 24 tomoe (extra haha a...) 97 yagen (for the naginata expedition!), third squad is for yari expedition, with 55 ote, 99 mutsu, 35 (extra) fudou (he levelled up by sheer force of expedition HAHAHAH) 99 ishi, fourth squad is 99 kashuu, 99 sayo, 99 kousetsu, 53 nihongou

if it’s battle regiment, it’s either all kiwame team again for first squad then the rest goes on exp. if not, first team is night battle, then tachi team, then uchi team.

Q. Without considering the performance of the swords, which type of sword do you prefer?

A. I love tantous!! They’re so cute huhu I also love my naginatas!!

Q. List the swords that you like and your thoughts on them.

A. i this is a lot ahahhaa um i love kashuu’s art style and everything about him. he’s so cute and im a sucker for his voice!!! i love my baby gokotai imma protecc him. I LOVE FUDOU i love his drunk self but i never knew i could love him more until he kiwame-d! i love horikawa so much i would give him all the love ;; I LOVE KANE-SAN he’s so handsome aaaaa and i like idiots like him huhu MONOYOSHI he’s so pretty imma cry for his kiwame ;;;;; mICCHAAAN i love his voice and his mom-ness. i love tsuru’s art so much!!! also such a playful boy ;;;; I LOVE HOTARUMARU SO MUCH bb rest well ;; IWAIWA i luv him so much ainsaksnaks and and otegine is slowly having a spot bcos i always hear him for expedition ahahhaha...

Q. Are there any pairings that you like? If there is, please list them.

A. Kashuu and Yasu!! I love these two!! KaneHori but also KashuuHori owo I love MikaKogi and MikaTsuru uwu MitsuKara!!! I also love TsuruKara hehe and IwaSouza!! (haha zoku’s tiny moment of them...) AND YAMABUSHIXJUZU BOI U CANT CONVINCE ME THAT THEYRE NOT CUTE and sweats.... a lot of tachis x saniwa.... .////.

Q. Is your Citadel an employee-friendly Citadel or a black-hearted Citadel that works your swords to the bones?

A. I- ;; maybe black-hearted? I only repair swords when they get to red for resource + instant token purposes (unless im not gonna use them for a long time) I do only work with gold troops because i think they deserve gold troops uwu;;; Or work to the bones mean fatigue?? I never let them out non-sakura fubuki (if you lose the flowers, you get to be leader!)

Q. Have you ever done anything weird to your swords?

A. I what?? 

Q. Have you ever broken a sword? What happened, and who did you break?

A. I’ve mentioned this a lot but I’ll say it again haha I broke Gokotai on a run on WTE Map 4?? I was at school (whoops) and I was playing during a seatwork?? since it only needed clicking. When I looked at the screen, Gokotai broke!! I didnt even hear his line! I thought he had an omamori but it turned out that he was the only one without it! I was horrified as he was already 90+ (ready to be sent out for kiwame! so thankfully not yet a kiwame) and i was near in tears! I got another gokotai and on the same day i level-ed him to 30?? ye. ahaha-

Q. Who looses troops the most in your Citadel? And who is the most skilled at making troops?

A. I think it’s Daihannya? And it’s Kousetsu! Or, well I believe he makes good troops...

Q. Have you ever done something with all your might in order to get a particular sword? Please describe what you did and the results.

A. Good story: I used up all my ofudas and resources were almost less than a 100k?? and it was night time already!!! God i needed to sleep. then tomoe came home!!! Juzu too!!! God I ran thru 7-4 long route so many times i think i 99-ed a set of tantous + almost another set of them before i got him uwu;;

Bad story: same thing and I was down to 50k??? yep i think that was it. koryuu still didnt come home. ;;

Q. Are you superstitious? (wwww)

A. I believe that Nakigitsune brings swords home as he brought Juzu home (and he brought Juzu home as well for my sis! Also Shizukagata for her!) Also back when I sucked at VOT, I believe that screaming beads repeatedly while pumping my fists helps (no it doesnt but well im desperate for an ichigo)

Q. What made you join the TKRB fandom in the beginning? How about now?

A. I saw fanarts of it from an artist i love and im like WHAT IS THIS?? at first it was only the game and i heard it was pc + jap only so i gave up. when hanamaru came out, i watched and got hooked!!! i then started playing. i stay for the art + i actually enjoy the mindlessness of this game. perfect for someone with bad attention span like me ^^;;

Q. What do you think of the current maps? Which map is good for training/grinding, which maps do you get lost in the most, which map do you want to burn?

A. They’re ok now that they updated the less clicking thing! I love 7-4, long route for my tantous + 5-4 for my tachis. I get lost a lot in 7-1??? and this map in 6... ID BURN 7-2 AND 7-3 WOW I LOST A LOT OF RESOURCES FOR THE DAMN REPAIR

Q. Are there any game systems or improvements that you hope DMM will implement?

A. I would mention the less clicking but they already improved that! Honestly the recent updates were real nice! Maybe something like auto play? Like it would only prompt you to click if there is an injured sword or cant scout? haha less clicking again ^^;;;

Q. If DMM cooperates on an event with another game/anime/etc., what would you like to see?

A. Since this is about swords, I kinda want something like FFXV bcos noctis and his swords... Or final fantasy in general!! Actually I also want Natsume Yuujinchou hahahaha.. and sanrio... ah ahaha.

Q. Have you ever spent money playing TKRB? Is so, how much? If not, do you plan to?

A. sweats... I’ve bought two sword slot expansion and two troop slot expansion (check the store for price!) Outside the game, I’ve bought some mostly Kashuu merch because he’s def my favorite!

Q. Is there any merchandise that you would like to buy or see?

A. Mini-sword keychains? haha or maybe a music box?

Q. Have you done any fanwork? If so, what?

A. I’ve written some short oneshots! It’s either here or on quidumps

Q. What do you think you are like as a Saniwa?

A. I think I’m the type who spoils them a lot (esp the tantous and anmitsu uwu) and plays along with Tsuru’s pranks! Maybe doting is the word? Ah some swords might not be ok with it but i might be cuddly! I imagine hugging ishikirimaru a lot bcos he looks soft ;w; ishipapa!!!! warm uwu also i feel like ill be close with micchan! i dont think ill get along with mika tho HAHAHA JIJI!!!! 

Q. If the government asked you to choose a sword to kill yourself with in terms of emergency, who would you pick?

A. hm... I would say it’s Kashuu because he knows me the most and he is the most mature among everyone. If it’s going to be a tantou, I would say someone like Atsushi because he looks strong emotionally. Emotionally, I would also say Kiwame!Fudou as I think he finally understands what it means to be a mamorigatana. (not imano... ill break his heart ;;)

Q. The government has asked you to write a report: how would you describe the situation in your Citadel?

A. Everything is under control! We’re fighting off the Retrograding Army quite well! Horikawa has Kane-san under control!!!

Q. What do you think of the Retrograding Army?

A. maybe if they were cuter... ah no haha. I wish they would tell us why theyre changing history >< And maybe stop for some time??

Q. Lastly, please say something about the TKRB from the bottom of your heart!

A. Thank you so much for existing!!!! I never knew I would be this hooked! No plans on leaving and hopefully it stays like that! Please stay popular so when I get to Japan with enough money I can support full on!! HAHAHAHAH

[abhisheksingh098]

SHONEN JUMP RAP CYPHER | RUSTAGE

SHONEN JUMP RAP CYPHER | RUSTAGE

SHONEN JUMP RAP CYPHER | RUSTAGE - Rustage Lyrics

**Lyrics** (Luffy: Rustage) Starting with the number one, hey How'd a pirate get this long, hey Cause I ate the Gum Gum See them run run When I hit that gun, hey Sailing I'm talking no breaks When my crew's on the move As we pillage the grand line Looting the treasure we can find I'm blowing up like a landmine Going gear second I reckon that I'm a weapon I'm wrecking up those who threaten In messing with my own brethren Stay repping look where I'm heading No question the Yonkos sweating I'm betting the words I'm yelling I'm king and there's no forgetting <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Gon: Fabvl) I'll jump the competition, really there's no contest Channelled future yen and most of y'all ain't even bomb yet It's nonsense Pro exams completed as a child Hisoka, I think these clowns are living in denial So don't make me power up, I'll call the thunder in my right hand If you want the strongest shonen, then you called the right man They might Stan Treat you all like Pitou, it won't take long Name is Gon and this time Imma make sure that you stay gone (Naruto: None Like Joshua) Oh, better believe it's Naruto Who's the best hero all of you know My legacy is happening I got a type of running named after me While you're slow Can't keep up with my chakra flow Except Hinata, I'm her ho- Kage, all I did is call her and tell her to come over cause My parents are not home Out of these ninjas you can watch my dub Even all my filler is so far above When it comes to Boruto why ya'll given up Like I did with simpin' on Sakura Killer B's rapping but I get the encore With the power that I bring I don't really want yours Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more Now you're looking at the king of this Jump Force <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Yugi: Connor Quest!) I'm a master, you be Practice newbies That's a doozy For Yami Yugi Puzzle did something like a hadron tunnel Cause now I got atem through me Champ of the match see fans fawn No matter what hand's drawn I'm kicking up dust Metal tanks in land form When we D-D-D-D-Duel there's sandstorms Cards are flipping I need an answer quick and I might find my dark magician If I wish hard and believe enough in the heart that's in 'em I see setos fear Pull the fifth part of Exodia Guess it all came to a head so clear That your deck's gonna get X'd, oh dear (Asta: Eddie Rath) Welcome to the magic It's a tale that's tragic Filled with pain that's Harder than plastic Especially when you discover When I started I was Less than amazing But now that I've been chosen By the grimoir I'm rising to The occasion in a blazing flame of magic Ain't no hocus pocus and abracadabra That you don't have it a wizard you joke with This ain't Gandalf The Gray But you shall not pass Hopeless, better be ferocious Was the poorest orphan living in darkness But now I'm focused I be thanking all my hardships <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Ichigo: IBDL) Uh, hit em back with that Bankai Got that power like it came out of the Dangai Father passed the torch now I'm the fam's don guy Think you Aizen, but you looking like that don guy Y'all like Soifon, your raps barely sing My bars are Getsuga Tensho, got that masterful swing They say it ain't over till the fat lady sings But you'll know that it's really over when that black lady sings (Koro-Sensei: CDawgVA) Mach speed, blow up the moon And now making these children write essays Coming with tentacles teach you a lesson In why you don't mess with the sensei I amaze, used to be the reaper now I run this class I can turn a loser to assassin do it real fast (Light: Zach Boucher) I think I've been out of my head Gift was given made some poor decisions That I wish I didn't, but I do it again Feeling different I was on a mission To achieve my vision with a page and a pen Sit and listen to the words I've written It ain't even finished till I see that they're dead Don't even try to pretend there's no malicious intent Stay in my thoughts, keep to the morals I've got And kill anyone who is not Just never get caught until every criminal rots They'll consider me as a god At whatever cost, that's how I excel Cannot be stopped even if I fell I'm taking em off, if you couldn't tell I gave up a lot to give you this L <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Hinata: Shwabadi) Yeah, here comes Hinata When I'm on the court the enemy has got their guard up Never gonna fall off, bet I'm gonna pop off Way short, but I'm packing punches like a sawed off Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire Don't know nada, but I'm gonna chase desire To go farther every jump will take me higher They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly Putting up points, spiking it or clearing the way Best decoy, got a little something to say To anyone that doubts that I'm here to stay Only got one goal it's to play the game Underestimated I'm the ace, you just wait When I spike it past the net You might take it to the face (Deku: Divide Music) Coming in with 100% of me I got you trembling Just with a flick of my finger Put you back where you're supposed to be I'm not holding back I got you so calculated I'm one step ahead One For All gon be demonstrated Get it? Got it? Good! Nothing better, and you should know Started from the bottom and I made it to the top, so Step aside I'm rising to great heights With All Might at my side Repping UA With pride, oh <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Yusuke GameboyJones) Giving you the finger spirit gun Send you off with Botan, then you done Hit you with the stick and I didn't need a grip When I'm pulling from the hip then click Because I'm lock loaded, the clip is ready to go Got a shotgun in my hand that's bout to blow Cause I'm hitting you quick, fast Giving you whiplash wearing these spirit cuffs You can be human or demon Cause honestly I just don't give a fuck If you're looking for the best, just know there's no other Cause I'm flexing out here like I'm the youngest Toguro brother (Gintoki: Shao Dow) They call me Gintoki, slim not stocky Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body Odd Job Gin, don't mess with my possee If you touch my hair then you will be sorry Cause you're way too sloppy Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha Swing my sword and Amanto scatter Gintama, not Kintama Tell Shinpachi we need money If Kagura or Katsura bring more trouble we keep running Pay rent? That's a waste of time That weather girl, I will make her mine You can beat me up and that's fair and fine But if you hurt my friends then prepare to die <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Tanjiro: DizzyEight) Slaying demons is what we do If you filled with evil then my blade is highly lethal If you coming at my people, pray to god I never meet you Ever mess with Nez, you KO'd when I see you I've grown stronger from that fateful day they found me I trained to hone the skill, the progression so outstanding My style like breathing water, that mean you could never drown me Whirlpool, that mean I'm slicing everything around me (Emma: FrivolousShara) EMMA, 63194 Listen what I've got to say The others walked now seems we gotta run away Don't you talk adults are the enemy You can break every bone in my body I won't falter And if the plan fails, the idea simply alters These demons scheming but they ain't the only monsters Our combined IQ breaks the safe, strength in numbers Now we've woken from the slumber Never ending perfect summers Across the farm you can't help but wonder <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Soma: DiggzDaProphecy) See I'm the anime Raekwon The chef, baby stay calm You can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen get a day job Word, and the finale's superb I take a sec, put on my band and I'll be happy to serve So ma, tell me what you like and I can hook it up Ya boy got them recipes the best couldn't cook up And she gon bust from the taste of my meat Chef boy are these boys always cooking up heat (Jotaro: Dreaded Yasuke) It's my go, they call me Jotaro Don't get me mad Imma go fast only with jabs You go through silos Got that drip in Cairo, girls will simp my silhouette I know think it's a typo fighting with a platinum psycho None of Y'all is a threat What you gotta say in your breath Better speak with a bigger chest Now you lying down with my pet, while Iggy piss on ya neck All types of disrespect, what you expect Go against a vet, better get your techs Wanna get swept through the complex Now who is next? <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Bobobo: BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai) Bobobo making the foes stare Call me the master of nose hair Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters Brother it's no fair But I'm better than these guys, don't you understand? I came second place at screaming face to face with desk fans Afro is full of surprises, look at my powers immense Leaving beauty screaming Bobobo that makes no sense Hunting hair hunters, Saitama I'm coming for you Don patch a better Super Saiyan god than Goku <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Goku: DaddyPhatSnaps) Oh, they went and called Kakorot, had to be danger Leave em flat footed like they in the gravity chamber I'm just looking for a challenge can you battle me stranger? Shonen Legend in the Saddle and the power is major Level up on the track, flow ultra instinct Bye bye bye fusion dance is always in sync *wink* And they wonder why I'm last on the song Cause when all of you were taking I just formed a spirit bomb

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[nyaferpit0u]

Soi Fon ?

Why I like them: Sass?? Sarcasm?? Smirk 24/7?? Savage af?? Her tongue is like acid.She thinks she’s better than you and I love her.

Why I Don’t: Uh, N/a, she’s my wife

Favorite episode/scene: That scene at the end of the fullbring arc where she pretty much tells Ichigo, “Yeah, don’t associate with me if Yoruichi isn’t with you, please and thank.” Also when she stabs Aizen, the entiiire Ggio/Barragan fight, when she tries to get Yoruichi’s nudes, every interaction w/ Omaeda ever, that tbtp episode where she stalks Kisuke, that one filler where she boxes Ichigo around like a rag doll

Favorite season/movie: Battle for Karakura

Favorite line: Uh??

“Get hit by it and find out.🖕”

“Fine then. Don’t die.” (Mostly bc of the amount of characterization here, like, she knows how to motivate Omaeda, and it’s with reverse psychology ahsadvsfhb. He was afraid, she told him she’d be glad if he died, and he bucked up and went “Actually no way, I’m definitely living!” His determination was obvs what she wanted to hear.)

“All who get in my way are enemies. Enemies must be slain.”

“I was under the impression that quincies were bow and arrow using savages, but it looks like you’re actually quite civilized.”

“Please. They’d laugh me out of the omitsukido if I couldn’t do something so simple as to conceal my reiatsu.”

The way she talks is just so Good?? She has so much snark

Favorite outfit: Pre timeskip (for the braids), but also post first time skip (for all the long sleeves/turtle neck thing)

OTP: With Yoruichi. With a lot of bleach girls really.

Brotp: Um idrk. Yoruichi too tbh. As rivals.

Headcanon: Anxiety about certain things like abandonment and death. I mean, she’s got an article titled “I’ll do anything to live,” and it’s pretty obvious she views death as failure. Also a perfectionist. Her and Yuushiro hang out a lot and she teaches him some shunko stuff and he calls her his other big sis which always flusters her. She likes to spoil him. Dresses like a male celeb hiding from paparazzi when in the world of the living lol

Unpopular opinion: Idk but I liked when she was missing an arm, and also she does not hate Omaeda!

A wish: I want her braids back lmao

An oh-god-please-dont-ever happen: A few weirdos used to say that she should get over Yoruichi and just hook up with Yuushiro and omg no wtf..

5 words to describe them: Emotional, witty, arrogant, fast, tiny

[thatlongspringnight]

Birthday Gifts.

When it is your lord’s birthday and someone requests smut fufufufu.

I hope you like it @akutagawahakuryuunosuke.  I’ll also tag @cottonballwithmustache because Ieyasu.

A smutty Ieyasu x MC lies beyond the cut. 

You wiped the sweat from your brow, thankful for the chill in the air. It brought some relief from the heat of the kitchen. You had just finished an immaculate spread of food.

Nothing but the best, you had vowed to yourself earlier that morning, nothing but the best for Ieyasu’s birthday. Tempura sea brim, ichigo daifuku, and enough food to supply the retainers for what you felt could be a week. You smiled, rocking back on your heels. A job well done.

Well, for the most part.

There was still the matter of giving him his actual gift.

You bit your lip. Ieyasu had been out most of the day, greeting and mingling with his many retainers. Which meant that you knew he had to be in an absolutely foul mood. In fact, judging by the sickly sweet smile he had plastered on his face earlier that day, he was probably positively livid.

Right. That was sure to set the mood just perfectly. You sighed, stepping out of the kitchen and allowing the bracing air of winter to cool the sweat on your skin. You needed to wash up, to change. No use going to the feast dressed as the scullery maid he was always accusing you of being. You smiled at that thought. Your lord was such an adorable person deep down.

Almost as though you summoned him with your thoughts a scowling Tokugawa appeared in front of you, yanking you into an empty room and silencing your yelp with a hand over your mouth.

“M-Milord.” You stammered after he finally lifted his hand off of your mouth, glowering at you.

“What has you grinning so stupidly?” He huffs, releasing your arm and letting you stumble forward.

You rolled your eyes, crossing your arms.

“For your information, I was thinking about you. It is your birthday after all.”

“Birthdays are worthless and the celebrations aren’t worth their weight in salt.” Ieyasu shot back, looking away from you, unable to hide the light blush on his cheeks. You grinned again.

So cute.

“Fine, I guess your guests can eat all that tempura and daifuku.” You put a hand on your hip, raising an eyebrow at him.

“You’ve gotten rather haughty” Ieyasu drawled, pulling you to him by your hips. “I think someone needs to be punished later.” Now it was your turn to blush as your face turned scarlet.

“L-Lord Ieyasu. W-“ He cut you off with a searing kiss, taking your breath away.

“I expect you to present me with a suitable gift for this day you all insist on celebrating?” He dropped his hands from your body, looking every inch a noble. “or I really will have to punish you.”  Before you could respond he strode away, leaving you panting in the dark room.

He really was going to be the death of you. You shook your head, stepping back out into the hall. You still had to get ready, after all.

____

The feast went better than you had expected, you yawned softly, walking to Ieyasu’s rooms. Behind your back you clutched your gift tightly, an anxious spring in your step. Oh you hoped he liked it, or at least tolerated it.

You slid the shoji door open coming face to face with…

You sighed, your body slumping as the energy seemed to drain from it. Right, you had forgotten for a moment who you were dealing with. Ieyasu stood there, innocent looking enough, stroking a fine hawking glove in his hands.

“How’d you know?” Was all you could manage, thrusting your gift at his chest. You had embroidered it yourself, it had taken…quite a while, his crest wasn’t exactly easy to stitch, hollyhock leaves in gold-yellow thread on soft, good leather. All for naught it seemed. You sighed, looking away, unable to stop the odd bubbling of sadness at the base of your throat. You sniffed, one solitary admission of defeat.

Ieyasu handled your gift with some measure of interest, turning the gloves over in his hands.

“This isn’t how I remember seeing them.” He remarked casually, trailing a hand up your back, fingers trailing the soft material of your kimono. It was an oddly intimate gesture. You glanced up at him, hopeful.

“I embroidered them.” You mumbled, glossing over what he had said. Of course he had seen them before they got to you, it was silly to think he wouldn’t have.

He raised an eyebrow.

“The kitchen wench has other talents I see.” Not an outright rejection of your gift. You watched him stroke the material for a moment more before he set the gloves down on his table, turning to look at you. There was a gleam in his eyes that made you shiver in anticipation. “But do you think this is a good enough gift to please your lord?”  You opened your mouth, blinking for a moment.

“Y-Yes?” You trailed off as he walked back to you, looming above you with a predatory smirk.

“Anyone could get give me something like that.” He continued, tilting his head down, his nose brushing yours. You could feel his hand on the back of your neck and you stood frozen, a blush blooming on your cheeks. “Didn’t I say I’d punish you if you didn’t get me something remarkable?” His breath was hot against your lips and it took every piece of you to not shove your lips against his.

“I-Ieyasu.” You stammered, breath hitching as the hand on your neck dropped to your lower back, dragging your hips against his.

“I won’t punish you just yet.” He continued, his hands finding your obi and untying it easily.  “I’ll give you the opportunity to make it up to me.” His tone was almost malicious in its teasing as you stood there staring at him. “Well?” before he could finish your lips were on his, as you flung your arms around his neck sending him backward a few steps. Fine, if he wanted you to make it up to him, you would. His arms came around to hook you under your thighs, allowing you to wrap your legs around his waist.

“Ieyasu” Your breath came out a whine as he steadied himself, carrying you over to his futon. Your hands tangled in his hair, tugging it as your lips met his again. He rewarded your efforts with a soft groan. Lord Ieyasu did like to have his hair pulled. He all but dropped you onto the futon, pulling the rest of your clothing off with expert ease. You pouted, pulling away from his mouth and tugging at his clothing. Suddenly, an idea. If he wanted, you to pleasure him. Pleasure him you could. In a swift move you used your position to switch the two of you, straddling his waist easily.

“I’ll make it up to you” You panted, pushing his clothing off, letting your hands run down his chest. He looked up at you, thinly veiled surprise on his face. Ieyasu liked to be the dominant one in the bedroom, but he seemed to appreciate your efforts. You pressed a kiss to his lips before trailing soft kisses down his neck nipping at the skin above his collar bone, awarded with a shudder that passed through him. Continuing your path down his skin you scraped your nails near his hips causing a low whine to leave his mouth. You paused, glancing up at him.

“My face isn’t where you need to be focusing.” Ieyasu hissed, wrapping a hand in your hair, all but pressing your face against his hip. You had to stifle a snort because his complaints ceased as soon as you let your hand trail its way down his shaft. You kept your touch light pressing a kiss to the tip, trailing your tongue down, following with your hand. Ieyasu’s body had gone rigid by the point, a frustrated moan leaving his lips at your teasing.

Yes, an area you had the upper hand in.

You took him into your mouth, keeping the process achingly slow. After all, gifts had to be earned, didn’t they? He was achingly hard, and impatient as ever, guiding you with the hand he had tangled in your hair. You complied, doing your best to keep up with the stride he set, only to have him pull you up rather suddenly. You winced at the sharp pull of your hair.

“-Yasu” He tossed you on your stomach, allowing you enough time to scramble onto your hands and knees before he pressed an unexpected hand against your sensitive nub. “A-Ahh.” You gasped, clenching the fabric of the futon in your hands.

“I’ve changed my mind.” His voice was up against your ear, you shuddered at the contact. “I’ve decided to punish you.”  He positioned his body against yours, his hands gripping your hips. “I hope you’re ready.” His warning. You nodded in time for him to slide into you, letting a soft moan leave your lips.

Yes. Yes.

He set a brutal pace and you could feel the familiar build of pressure as he snaked his hand to tease your clit. You cried out his name, slipping onto your elbows, wanting to bury your red face. He wrapped his other hand in your hair, tugging you back up, ignoring your sound of protest that faded into an aroused plea.

“M-More” You gasped, his teeth sinking into your neck. He was so close, his body pressed against yours. You could only imagine the bruise he had left on your skin.

“Greedy.” He chuckled, as your body trembled under him. You were so close, so so close.

There.  He slammed into you sending you toppling over the edge, all you were aware of was the sound of you gasping his name over and over again, your body tightening around him. He hissed, continuing his pace until he too found release. When he let go of your body you collapsed onto the futon, still panting. He fell beside you, a lock of your hair wrapped around his finger.

“G-Good enough?” You rolled over to face him, only to find him staring you down. You smiled scooting closer to him, curling your body against his.

“I suppose that will have to do.” He responded curtly, pulling you closer so that you rested against his chest.

“Happy Birthday Lord Ieyasu.”

“Is that all?” So cute.

“I love you.” You laughed softly.

“This wasn’t the worst birthday I’ve had.”

Good enough.

[vampirewalterskinner]

Okay, y’all, hear me out. You know the whole “lets pretend we hate each other but date in secret” trope? Its literally that but in reverse. They pretend to be dating and be a happy couple but when they’re not at school and surrounded by peers they HATE each other. And the reason why they’re fake dating is 1) people ask all the damn time and it’s annoying to always explain that NO they aren’t, 2) Grimmjow likes someone else but doesn’t want them to be targeted by nosy/bullying students and Ichigo just doesn’t want people to flirt w/ him or try to hook up w/ him.

Safe to say that Grimmjow realizes that the person he’s dating isn’t who he wants and he’s ever so slowly falling for Ichigo—and of course Ichigo has no idea. So Grimmjow “fake” stares at him in adoration and their “fake” dates are actually fully planned out by Grimmjow, trying to impress him. And their kisses suddenly get more heated and realistic to point that Grimmjow is practically fucking Ichigo’s mouth with his tongue right in front of everyone at the school bc WOW he never really saw how damn hot this guy was but boy howdy he did now.

High School AU where Grimmjow is involved in gymnastics and he’s a cheerleader and his license plate says “gymnasty”. Oh, and Ichigo plays basketball and everyone thinks he’s dating Grimmjow, but really they despise each other.