#who has definitely read a lot of kidnapping fantasy oriented fanfiction

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This is Blitzwing he's going between cold and clinical, greatly enpassioned, and the most gawdaweful sex jokes and puns.

Lugnut is watching in horror. Sentinel is mortality offended that Blitzwing is uninterested in ravishing him. Not that he wants to be ravaged. Megatron hasn't laughed this hard in aeons. Blackarachnia is sighing and facepalming. And Starscream, he's disputing the finner points of technique with Blitzwing in mid lecture.

Omg yes that's hilarious as fuck

Luggy vaguely feel like he's got a ~romantic flair~ so he's just. Absolutely shooketh that this is how Blitzy is explaining it and that he's doing it now

owo? Sentinel caught in 4k, maybe next time Sent maybe next time😁

Oh Meggsie is right for that, this is fucking hilarious

Blackarachnia is just salty that her Talk wasn't as exciting as this one /hj

Starscream this is exactly the time to treat this like a class discussion