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Luffy’s Parental figure — ACE!
Who raised Luffy and co-parented him with Sabo.
He's the guy who actually did the teenage boom and baby Luffy. Who was really the only one to be an adult to his brother for seven years. Who raised this little bugger and was there for him through hard training and after hard illnesses as well.
Ace who's an explosive head in his own right, but still cool-headed in the most precise moments of danger.
Who knows how to make chicken soup and other kinds of soups from nutritious foods because Luffy couldn't chew and swallow like normal when he was sick.
Who in the field knows how to pick out what's edible, what's poison and what's medicine, because you learn that quickly in the jungle.
Who really with bare hands will be able to build a place for a night's lodging, to make food or water and to make a trap for safety or for fresh game.
He's a man who smiles at his little bro when he's in sight and who really shows a lot of affection and attitude through touch, because Luffy always needed physical affirmation of love and gosh that kid was very touchy-feely baby.
His life centered around his little brother, who needed to be raised, preserved, and made strong.
Teenage angst and mood swings had passed him by(so nothing unusual), because Ace was already an emotional wreck, but having Luffy around was actually a good catalyzer.
Also life amidst the trash and scum had taught him very well what to avoid, i.e. roughhousing, rapes, murders, overdose deaths, the horrors that slums can hold, especially the nooks and crannies where Ace and Sabo used to sneak around.
According to one particular scene that Luffy had somehow stumbled upon (and he had witnessed the brutality and the corpses privately, but he had never seen the bodies of dead children and girls before )
Luffy had hysteria so intense that he passed out.
After that accident Ace and Sabo decided only to walk in the more lighted and more open area if necessity would lead them to the slums.
In general, Ace isn't used to violence and direct threats, although in some cases Ace remains painfully innocent and naive, especially when it comes to himself. ( unless it involves Roger, the Pirate King )
Because of the fact that Thatch almost cut to pieces a lost in life and specifically in that bar amigo who ran into Portgas and began, in Thatch's opinion, to spread his hands.
And if Ace at first reacted friendly enough on approaching of the future corpse by thinking that maybe it was one of his brothers or inhabitants of the protected area, but when the man had crossed the line with a couple of words, he was carefully folded in unconsciousness by the bar wall.
Honestly, I just want more and more of Ace's side as the man who raised a hyperactive ball of joy. And specifically the aspect of home life, which most often of course manifested itself during meals.
For example, some dishes that for example made pirates complain due to scarcity or flavor (e.g. tomato soup/onion soup, any other specific fruit/vegetable) or the beverage (compote/juice/tea of unfamiliar pickings, etc.) of specific fruits or vegetables to be consumed based on shipboard life.
So imagine the surprise of the Marco when most of the pirates booed about the nastiness of the same grated drink with greens (or search for what foods should be consumed when living on the sea and when living in the jungle) and Ace was the most calm and even nostalgic.
Because he'd made a similar thing for his little brother himself.
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#portgas d ace#monkey d luffy#whitebread crew#asl brothers#big brother Ace#ace is a good sibling#cuties#i wanna write some silly lovely stuffs but all i could do just angst#mine notes#fire fist ace#asl trio#Drabble
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AEIWAM: WHY does Aizen eat mayo on white bread?!!
There's a lot of things wrong with that guy.
#also because i was trying to think of the worst sandwich possible to indicate what a monster aizen is#came up with absolutely the worst sandwich#and then i remembered Aizen is a weenie who doesn't go quite hard enough to achieve his goals#so i backed up two steps to the second-and-a-half worst sandwich#untoasted whitebread with an incorrect amount of mayonnaise#that's his go-to snack#and nit just because he put Gin#a corn snake in a business suit#in charge of stocking the pantry at Las Noches#though Orihime's ability to make nutritional meals out of clown menu nonsense is extremely helpful#AEIWAM#An elephant is warm and mushy#bleach#bleach fanfic#sosuke aizen
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Poldark 1.04
Couldn't they just reshoot this scene and extend it into a feature film?
#Polfuck the Movie#I'm here for all the dangly bits#aidan turner#hotness incarnate#I wanna know why after this scene#most of their makeout turned into lips closed teeth mashing whitebread kisses#aidan clearly knows how to do this#:D#ross poldark#ross x demelza
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Uuuugh vehement antishippers are so annoyinggg 😑
#and since when is damijon on their shit list??#the prompt i got asked for them specifically AND i was aging them both up to be like. late twenties/early thirties bc future fic#and now i gotta rewrite 4k bc the event mods said 'erm that's not allowed actually'#like. ill put up with it bc it's for charity. but i still think shipping discourse is stupid#ig i just figured i could ignore it bc in general i ship shit that's pretty standard#but now im just like 😶 ok. cool. maybe be more specific about what kind of content you're not willing to provide instead of the vague#'proship content not allowed' like goddamn#anyway now i gotta go think up a new plot for this prompt and rewrite 4k fml#\vent#idk how to tag this but i'm actually so annoyed. like. eye rolling levels.#seriously i was writing a 29 y/o and a 31 y/o together it was actually the most whitebread 'unproblematic' thing in the world uuuuuugh#whatever it's for charity. WHATEVER. i will let the annoyance flow through me. i will stop giving so much of a shit.#twitter beef is the mind killer etcetera etcetera all that jazz
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No but Miranda's LIL SMILE when Max tells Detective Barcelona that she used to be a lone wolf but "now look at us" mY HEART
#the mallorca files#miranda blake#shitty screencap posts (TM)#meant to post this last week but got distracted by hot thai ladies kissing each other#anyway she's so in love your honour#so WHY THEN did she end the episode kissing whatshisface???#was it to troll me personally show??? I have been nothing but supportive of you!!!!!!#there's only 3 episodes left y'all better fix it or I will cry#come on my whitebread hettys 2.0: european edition I have faith in y'all#seriously though you can literally SEE the smile slowly forming in her face I CRY
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ahhhh actually thinking about making selfship content, done a couple drawings but now I actually want to do bigger things
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#real..#self ship#self shipping community#selfshipping community#selfship#self shipper#self shipping#self ship community#selfship community#f/o#f/os#Whitebread anon#🍞⚪️ anon
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ppl on the letterboxd subreddit downvoted me and bitched me out bc i said the author of fight club is a gay man, and that tyler and the narrator are queer/bisexual coded, and that *gasp* a lot of people (myself included obv) ship tyler and the narrator
those types of ppl who downvoted me are the same who constantly bring up and bitch about how a lot of fight club fans miss the point by idolizing tyler (which is a groundbreaking observation /s), but then act the same way they do lmao
both sites are cesspools filled with 4chan neckbeards and pseudointellectual contrarian cinephiles so i’m not surprised
#never say anything on reddit that isn’t the most whitebread milquetoast vanilla take ever#and never say anything to a cinephile that implies a character might not be cishet actually#mine#soapshipping
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I can't remember the last Tony Awards where not a single acceptance speech had a political message. Certainly inch resting.
#tony awards#i think the closest thing to a political message was hillary clinton telling people to vote#which is the definition of whitebread moderate bullshit#im not saying anything about what nominees were or werent told about what they could say#but its certainly interesting
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#burn notice#this is what it was like going to a whitebread rich kid middle school as an autistic person
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the way you draw Garroth makes me froth at the mouth. literally perfect design. mwah
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"why do white people dig into their ancestry for a smidgen of culture" because they think they're not allowed to meaningfully associate with anything outside their own immediate cultural context. Even *universalist* traditions like, idk, buddhism, are tainted by the perception of cultural appropriation because their most recent adherents tend to come from the sinosphere or SE asia
#with buddhism its doubly ironic#because some of the earliest converts were greeks#who they're totally happy to associate with as western/northern europeans#at least *classical* greeks#East asian buddhism was appropriated. i mean transmitted. from central asian sources who in turn received it from northern india#though of course in those days india didnt even exist. so they received it from Gandhara as did the Greeks#I get that white adoption of subaltern cultural elements is fraught#but if you dont want a culture exclusively derived from whitebread protestantism and odinist larping#you will need to be somewhat more nuanced in how you talk about it
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where East Blue is a sea of dancing and silent communication.
Where the whole bloody East Blue has dance as a cultural and linguistic meaning.
Through dance you start a courtship, through dance you can tell that someone is in mourning.
Through dance and movement a person can reveal themselves, through arm movement and a path of steps a person can reveal their soul or reveal their intentions.
Dance is something that is held in common secret and honoured by all the inhabitants of the East.
It just so happens that on the Grand Line, many popular drinking places and bars are run by East Blues people.
Even any travelling musician or dancer can be an East Blue who is looking for friends and friends of his own from his native sea.
It may be that Ace, though born in the South, grew up as one of the East, and this is of great importance.
(That's why nobles and bandits use dance movements in a close circle, and that's how Dragon will also try to understand the past hidden from Sabo himself, but left in his body and in his movements).
And it turns out that through body language and dance he can say and learn a lot of things.
For example, once with one of the whitebreads (who was obviously a spouse of one of the East, not a native) they danced almost a waltz, without touching each other, but their steps were coordinated and smooth.
Ace knows how to tell someone ‘interested in a nice evening’ and someone ‘fuck you’ with gestures and body language.
So suddenly Tatch, who had watched the movement, tries to repeat it at another attempt to feed Portgas in front of Ace, only he didn't know that Ace would choke on the air in shock and stare at him for a couple of seconds until he turns away and tries to hold back his laughter.
The food was taken then, but they threw clearly some wildly amused looks and went round in a wide arc.
Then his brother Shali explained to Thatch that Thatch had somehow managed to repeat an obviously bad gesture that meant, ‘Let's go have a snog in my warehouse’.
Thatch embarrassingly apologised the next day.
And it's worth noting that Ace's presence also sometimes meant more welcome in many drinking places and participation in bigger dances.
There's a dance in every man that can tell you something about his sensual side.
As another Easterner pointed out Ace was clearly a man who was often called to courtship, and it is a pity that such a man is already in mourning(for Sabo).
— The worst punishment for an Eastie is to have his legs broken.
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BOO red dwarf oc jumpscare
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I feel like we need a youtube channel out there specifically dedicated to showing the character creators of games, like am I gonna be able to make a character I actually want to play or am I gonna regret my purchase when I learn all the female armor looks ridiculous and the men can't even have long hair
#idc how beautiful and amazing your game is if I gotta play it looking like the most boring whitebread man in the world I'm not fucking gonna#Pun's text Posts
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Someone who's either a homophobe or is just trying to start shit/earn money off of twitter through outrage interactions: How come men be gay??? Women are so much prettier lmao
Some gay guy who's on the internet since yesterday: OH YEAH? UMMM, THINK AGAIN, BUCKO 😎 *Photo of the most boring conventinally attractive underwear model with a six pack and blank expression*
#hatter blathers#before you jump me: yes tweets like the first one are stupid and i disagree with them#its just crazy that someones pinnacle of male beauty thats supposed to convince someone that men are goregious#is the most whitebread boring guy with a six pack and the expression of a shitting cat#like im sorry
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"those two characters wouldn't date each other it doesnt make sense" uhm actually it does make sense, they ARE dating each other trust me I know because they are also dating Me
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#self ship#self shipping community#selfshipping community#selfship#self shipper#self shipping#self ship community#selfship community#f/o#f/os#Whitebread anon#🍞⚪️ anon
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