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Everyone’s most beloved Beloved
#brought to you by me being stuck on a train for eight hours#rote fanart#beloved#lord golden#lady amber#lord chance#the white prophet#the fool#amber rote#ratsy#i’m 99% sure he really is just a taxidermied rat#ass quest fool’s gay hat will forever be my favourite#realm of the elderlings#rote#robin hobb#my art#i probably forgot to add a bunch of details which will annoy me later
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Gavi is in Ibiza with his usual boy squad (minus Fermín) ❤️❤️
#his ass is the one with the white bucket hat and black tee 😭😭#pablo gavi#baby waby#cristo#biel#etc etc
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and they were partners! oh my god they were partners...
Do you ever think about how in the original Treasures of knowledge game, Carmen and Jules were partners at ACME and probably had all sorts of adventures together? do you?? because i do, all the time
#carmen sandiego treasures of knowledge#carmen sandiego#julia argent#julethief#my art#i'm unsure how clear this drawing is to people who arent in my head#just in case: this is before Carmen defected from ACME. when she and Jules were partners#(i tried to convey that with the outfits: close to the game's outfits but no hat and a white shirt for carmen & dark pants for jules)#during a mission together jules notices something dangerous; they need to hide quickly and carmen's talking so. cue this drawing#carmen's a little bit offended but also not exactly against it per se. now if there could just be a bit more kissing-#god i need to play this game again. it's so much FUN! it's giving my brain so much to play with too#I LOVE THEM!!!!#they captivate me. the tragedy. the absolute tragedy in their relationship. i-#anyway. this drawing absolutely kicked my ass#'this will be a simple drawing! shouldn't take too long! the bg will be basic!'#me later: does it need more shadows than that? theyre in the shadow already. are there shadows in the shadow?#and don't get me started on the time i needed for the perspective of that brick wall. god.
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an attempt to make some of the Maya!RWBY faces look... well, not as ugly
also decided to play with the colors on some of the pics, because they hurt my eyes a little bit with how dull and also ugly they are
though I will say that giving Blake gold zippers might've been a mistake, they look more ugly the longer I stare at them💀
I just couldn't come up with any other way of adding Yang's color to her design without going the same route I did with Weiss and Ruby and simply slapping it onto her belt buckle
#also made Neo's belt red so it would match the stripe on Torchwick's hat#cause it didn't mix with anything in her design before and I really disliked it#weiss doesn't have any changes to her design because she's a lost cause lmao#I tried making her blue coat either light blue or white but it still looked like ass#♡mizu.txt#rwde
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i’m going to have a very severe obsession with this specific picture i can tell already i just love the texas looks to an almost criminal degree
#his stupid ass lip shirt his stupid ass hat (affectionate)#don’t even talk to me about hrh prince henry in a farm boy shirt it’s too much#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#alex claremont diaz#red white & royal blue#henry fox mountchristen windsor#nicholas galitzine#henry hanover stuart fox#taylor zakhar perez#firstprince
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thinking about my field agent player au... i can't decide whether to give them a white fedora to match carmen or their iconic white ballcap... or both. help.
i just need them in the field please it would be so fucking funny
#carmen sandiego player#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego au#au#player#player bouchard#sick rambles#cannibals rambles#bored duck rambles#ive seen a couple people establish tags for themselves... i want to try it out as well#anyway#player in the field. hed get his ass kicked so bad so quick but hed respond by giving them a virus#i wanna give him a caper costume like carmen/the vile operatives have and i NEED to include a white hat in it#this is non-negotiable. the bitch is getting a white hat whether they like it or not#theyd run around with carmen and hack into things on the spot#do they know how to fight? not even the tiniest bit. but boy can they run and jump#also i hc player did acrobatics/contortion as a kid so theyre extremely agile and fast but theyre kinda weak#they cant throw a punch or kick to save their lives so their best bet during a fight is dogding/distracting-#-their opponent until carmen comes or they can find an escape. they use their surroundings to their advantage a lot#i wanna give them stylised/personalised weapons but idk what. help#art of player in their caper fit coming soon (by soon i mean next weekend earliest)#enjoy the idea#<3
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Rumple and Belle are such a fashion couple together; I would probably prefer to dress like Snowing with my boo (if I had one) but let's be real Rumbelle are just so iconic and stylish together
#I like snow's style#it's comfy#and pretty and floral and she has the cutest sweaters and hats and scarves#and I also like charming's style#kind of rugged and outdoorsy in a homebody kind of way#but they have nothing on rumbelle with rumple's sharp-ass suits and belle's pretty miniskirts#rumbelle#fashion couple#rumplestiltskin#mr. gold#belle#belle french#snowing#snow white#prince charming#David nolan#ouat#once upon a time#martianbugsbunny ships
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i don't remember recording this
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nick is just so from la does anyone else from a major city get it. is it just me am i diseased. does it drive anyone else crazy
#fuckin fuckin macbook having ass barista skater boy planned your whole sleeve before you turned 18 ass played cod with half of faze clan#hasn’t had a bad haircut since he was 15 ass new balances are back can’t wear your skinny jeans anymore shoes inside the house playstation#AND xbox owning ass off white all saints y3s does anyone get it. PLEASE#the way he wears the hat. deliberately on the back of his head so his hair still frames his face#he’s just such a pretty boy. as in he knows how to maximize his own prettiness and always chooses max pretty. do you get it do you understa#hey white boy#orange county ken doll#barbie doll
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No because I once got body shamed by this 22 year old man who always wore hats in his pictures and was built like the first cheeto you grab from the bag?? and he sent me a selfie with no hat and his hairline was receding??? man you are built like a retired baseball coach and have the gall to say I’m not skinny enough for you?? the audacity of a white man I swear 💀💀💀 it was so funny to me too
OFUDSOIFUOSIDFOUS A CHEETO U GRAB FROM THE BAG
#thotbox#thotmail#IM SO SORRY U HAD TO GO THRU THAT GENUINELY WHY THE FUCK DO DUDES THINK THEY CAN JUST SAY ANYTHING ABT ANYBODY .. LIKE HAVE U LOOKED IN THE#MIRROR??? SIR??#and WHY IS IT ALWASY THE WHITE MEN TOO? i am SICK#THE NO HAT RECEDING HAIRLINE SELFIE IMAGE IS MAKING MY SKIN CRAWL#anyway send me his address so i can beat his ass
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“Fish, how do you keep on making absolutely batshit insane guesses that turn out to be true?” Well you see.
Benadryl. The angry god is Benadryl. I suffer from terrible allergies and Benadryl likes to invade my brain and give me psychic abilities as compensation
#ffxiv#hydaelyn’s silliest jesters#the benadryl prophecies#not all of them are going to be true I know that but I sure am making incredibly accurate predictions#I don’t want to be right all the time! it keeps it fun#also I’m drawing a LOT of other games I’ve played#not even just ff games#how very ace attorney of heavensward having a major theme being ‘sins of the father’#anyways. I’m tired.#And ready to kick Thordan’s crusty white ass#parasite in chief in his idiot hat
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Racer Chica... I keep alternating on whether she has a shirt or not. I feel like they'd give her something but also, it'd be really funny if they gave her the racing jacket with the intention of her never having it open and then she just never zipped it up. I don't really draw any of them with tits so it's not like they're free or anything but like
You just know the parents would be pissed off about it and that some poor underpaid staff member has to chase her around to get her to wear her fucking jacket properly lmao
#fnaf security breach#racer chica#IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!#I can see her in just a plain white shirt or whatever too but it always looks more like a binder anyway in my brain#so like. listen. chica forgot how jackets have zips and now everyone's complaining except anyone with a braincell#if anyone's wondering she's probably reminding everyone very loudly that freddy goes around with his ass out every day#cause if SHE can't get away with being shirtless for no fucking reason he shouldn't be allowed to go around with nothing but a hat and tie#it's only fair! lmao she's got a point honestly but you know what some people are like with this stuff#anyway I love racer chica she's one of my favourite chica's#she still hasn't passed pixie but she's close cause I love her
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emilie is sooo flower based omg. she was made for me
#personal stuff#delete later#she is going to be vital to my teyvat flora document i can tell < remembering tighnari literally tells us nothing abt plants#a little sad no mondstadt characters in the new event but it's whatever. other characters need their time in the spotlight i GUESS#i actually do love nilou's new outfit. she looks so cute. love her wreath.#and KIRARA!!!!! SHE LOOKS ADORABLE. I LOVE HER HAT#also the train in this event..... this is setup for natlan natlan is going to have to do with space and going to other worlds TRUST#the little paper creatures... also the witch statue. we ARE getting more hexenzirkel lore!!#i love emilie actually she's so cute.#helps that the natlan characters kinda look like ass.#OOH. THE NEW COSMETICS THING IN THE IMAGINARIUM THEATER.... HELLOOO#no spices from the west :((#okay natlan teaser. the designs are. hm.#they're about what i expected. i wasn't really expecting hyv to make any really Good designs for natlan like. we all saw sumeru#they do look like pokemon trainers. tbh.#the blue girlie even has the same ''white person who has gone outside'' skin tone they gave to that one lady#a little upset because i KNOW after we get that blue themed girl we're not going to get a furina surfing outfit <///3#also hyv adding australia into the mix of cultural inspiration uugh. can they shut the fuck up oh my god#like yeah sure fine just use the entire fucking southern hemisphere who cares. i guess. no one will be able to tell the difference
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so (assuming dean has seen twister, which he probably has) if dean had gone to see twisters in 2024 do we think he would end up simping over Glen Powell
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Is it obvious I have a specific style? X33
#also another star shirt the like the black one but it’s a red star :3#and some sick ass pants#and more gloves……..#and a fluffy hat…..#and more#take money away from ME#started going full black/white/red because of ranboo and unus annus and stuck to it#in fact I’m only going harder now X3#yes I got another balaclava 🫣
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