#white girl swag

[ryelk]

KREAYSHAWN

in new orleans louisiana performing at the VooDoo Experience in 2011

[maryvedvik]

These bitches jealous of my white girl swag. They wish they were me, they wish they could pull off my swag and my autistic charm.

Look at them, they wanna try and be better than me, but in their mind, they know they will NEVER catch up to me cause I keep rising to the mother fuckin TOP.

I am the M.V., don't doubt me, bitch, never forget that.

[insideclausmind]

[kennythetrampvamp]

[artkaninchenbau]

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE

[oghellokittyislandadventure]

[vardasvapors]

i have truly never related to anything less than the like ‘feeling like a predator due to being a girl who liked girls in middle school/high school’ trope that people on here talk about so much. it was always so ‘cool’ feeling — albeit in a way where i was casually broodingly confident no one else on earth felt this way but me — how i liked boys but in the way gay boys liked boys, or liked girls but the way straight girls liked boys, so obviously it was also cool how i liked girls in the way a straight boy liked girls. like obviously these 3 were all wayyyy cooler than liking boys the way straight girls liked boys right? that’s like too easy and unimaginative.

and i vaguely remember thinking it was fucked up and super hypocritical when i heard a joke about how if girls knew how boys thought about them they’d be disgusted or freaked out and feel predated-upon — i was completely sure i knew perfectly well how boys thought about me, bc i thought about boys like that too.

AND obviously i ‘could’ think about girls like a straight boy too — ‘obviously’ ‘all’ girls ‘can’ think about other girls like that too right, they just sorta uh…..don’t hmmm waste a lot time thinking about that, if they’re straight like me >_o. because 99% of all ppl either just have better time management than me, or are just less imaginative than me. or both. >_o. just another fun but ultimately useless way i use my big brain to become remarkably good for a straight girl at getting into a straight boy character’s head and get compliments on my fanfic characterization instead of using it to become valedictorian.

[prringlecan]

susato sholmes weirdgirl detective bonding moment (hurley took her to take apart Big Ben )

[ieatcigarettesandtheheartsofmen]

girls bathroom

[addysfandomdump]

Never ask:

A woman her age

A man his salary

A Sonic artist why their Shadow and Knuckles gijinkas are the only Black ones.

[hdmiports]

elise

[ryelk]

u should just forfeit u should just k¡ll urself

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[astral-ii]

swag girl comeback when?

[dokani]

[chick-magnet-marco]

Girls when toxic doomed by the narrative slightly tragic yuri