#whimp girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sakitenmaenjoyer]

trying to plan future pulls is agony bc there's no shot im gonna have enough crystals for all of this. also i'll have to skip a lot of banners i love :(((

[laelelinae]

HI can i plsplspls request haikyuu characters & how they ask you to be their partner?? w kenma, suna, iwa, & atsumu?

how did they ask you out?

featuring: Kenma,Suna,Iwaizumi & Atsumu! High school and time skip version!!!

Warnings: not rlly proof read,I just wrote this right in the morning when I woke up 😭

HUHU I THOUGHT I CAN START OFF WITH THIS FIRST!! I WILL DO THE REST OF THE REQUEST SOONN!

Kenma HS:

Lowkey I feel like Kenma would’ve told Kuroo,then Kuroo snitched on him because he felt like Kenma was a whimp and wouldn’t budge to ask you out.

Here’s how I imagine it💀

So, Kuroo came to classroom in the morning. Asked you can you go to the end of the hallway after school

You thought Kuroo was gonna ask you out GAHAHA

And then after school you went to the end of the hallway as Kuroo said, you spotted him with Kenma?!?

As you went there Kuroo was like “okay so you see ,this boy LIKESSS you. He will be a good boyfriend, trust” 😝

And..you just laughed at it,OF COURSE YOU ACCEPTED IT!

Kenma was redder than tomato that day..

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Kenma TS:

I feel like he probably met you on some sort of collaboration in another country yk?

He got quite attached to you after that so when he went back to Japan,he started calling you often (he never got bored of you)

Then this little bitch boy never realized he had feelings ,literally. Honestly he was busy streaming all day but he kept thinking of you and mentioning you in the streams.

Soo..you and him just kept streaming together..till fans started shipping you two CRAZY

Probably told Hinata after that and Hinata was like “owh,you should confess” first time in Kenma life,he took an advice like that.

I feel like he would’ve confessed to you after a long stream with you.

So before you two ended the call,Kenma breathed heavily and looked at you in the camera 😭

“Y/n I like you”

HE GOT SO EMBARRASSED HE LEFT THE CALL LMFAOAO

The rest of the night you just had a long conversation with him about this, of course you accepted his confession :)

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Suna HS:

Lowkey you were probably NOT a fan boy or girl ,he probably likes a bold and doesn’t mind to stand up for others and themselves type of person

You probably had a “enemies” to lovers with him LMFAO

You were in the same class as him,your actually a pretty good student, good grades ,top, blah blah whatever

He does kinda admired that.

You know how some boys would mess with you when they have a crush on you? THATS HIM!!

Soo he started just looking at you pretty often,instantly looking away when you noticed it.

And …out of the blue he started talking to you. And became your close friend? (Sneaky..)

Then he started messing with you like,stealing your pen(he does give it back later),putting your stuff high in the air till you can’t reach it,say some shit like “shortie” “nerd” honestly just teasing you know?

HE WHINED YOU TO GO TO HIS PRACTICE

Okay after a few months of THAT,on some random day. At the school rooftop ,you were eating lunch with him. He just said “Y/n I like you”

And you started dating him😝😝

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Suna TS:

I feel like he was getting a morning coffee at some local cafe that had great reviews.

And..you were the cashier there!😝

He prefers fresh coffee more since I feel like he doesn’t like bottled coffee ?

His eyes instantly landed on you 😭🙏

He was like “zamnn..that’s a pretty cashier..lemme 𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏😍”

LMFAO IM SORRY I FEEL LIKE HES A BIT BRAIN ROTTED IN THESE MODERN DAYS YK?

So while he came up to you,ordered his drink. He non stopped looking at you.

Day after day..he just kept going to only see you.

And he did some stalking on social media and found your Instagram! And he texted you.

You swore you got a literal heart attack from that like,a literal pro volleyball player just texted you normie?

Then he just asked to like hangout with you since he said “oh I think your pretty cool” LMFAO

Then when you got closer to him,one day when you were about to close the cafe around night time (every other staff was gone)

This man appeared outta nowhere ,runs to you and looks at you panting.

“Y/n,I like you. Can I take you out?” BOLDDDD

And you did accepted it!

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Iwaizumi HS:

Lowkey maybe you were Oikawa’s and Iwa’s close friend ,like everyone knew that in the school. You knew Oikawa and Iwa since you were kids ,I guess

Soo he probably had a crush on you in middle school but you were so focused on studies he never tried to budge to ask you out.

So when high school rolled around,your last year. And you three knew you were gonna separate your ways.

Soo on your literal graduation,he felt like it was the day to tell you

You know in Japan boys would confess to the girls they like and give the girl the boys uniform button that’s the most near their heart? HE DID THAT!!

You were honestly so touched by this,you literally hugged him and started crying and everyone near by you guys were like proud parents. ESPECIALLY OIKAWA.

Like you were crying,hugging him. Under the cherry blossom tree LMFAO.

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Iwaizumi TS:

(This doesn’t connects with the high school confession one)

Okay so,he probably reunited with you by Oikawa since you were pretty busy with your career and you kinda cut off everyone after graduation?

You only kept in contacts with Oikawa since you knew him the most ykyk?

So after a game,you and Iwa started talking blah blah blah.

Over the months you guys got closer and closer again😝

And thennn one day after he finished training with the gang ,(you were watching them that day)

He asked you to stay behind and his so called gang was peeking through the literal door in the gymnasium LMFAO.

He sat down,you sat down and he spoke.

“Y/n..I liked you since high school..can I be your boyfriend?” HUHUHUHU

THE REST OF GANG OUTSIDE WAS TWEAKING ,LITERAL PRAYERS NOTHING WILL GO WRONG.

And you smiled at him,just saying a simple agreement (boy ,Iwa was literally blushing so badly)

THE REST OF THE GANG CHEERED SO LOUDLY ESPECIALLY FUCKING OIKAWA. YOU TWO LITERALLY HEARD THEM LMFAO

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Atsumu HS:

You surely wasn’t his fan girl 😭 idk does bro even like his fans ngl.

He probably was your classmate,he kinda admired you like how Suna did.

He just kept looking at you often,giving you small silly waves and smiles like :D whenever you pass by him (he does this multiple times a day)

Of course it got kinda sus..well his teammates literally knew he probably had a crush on you,and his fan girls was not happy💀

And then..one day,you stayed after schools at the library to study. After that you just packed your bags and go

Atsumu literally skipped training for this 💀

He catches up to you,offering to walk you home. Well of course you accepted without hesitation.

It started off like this, he asked did you like anyone. And you said yes 😳

So he got all whiny like “tell meeeeee” but you refused,asking him does he like anyone and who.

He started making you guess who he liked by giving you details THAT PERFECTLY DESCRIBED YOU.

And you finally made the guess of saying “me?”

And he nodded!

“Okay,can I be your boyfriend now?”

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Atsumu TS:

I feel like you were probably helping around Osamu’s small restaurant?

And when Atsumu came for a small visit,eyes literally landed on you instantly.

He lowkey kinda backed up,since he thought you were his brother girlfriend😭

And after you left ,atsumu asked him questions about you and his osamu was like “no she’s not my girlfriend,she’s just helping around”

Atsumu literally flew out of the chair in happiness💀

Soo over the course of weeks,he started talking to you when he visits. He sometimes even brought you stuff.

Okay so one time ,Osamu had something to do. So you took his place to take care of the restaurant that day.

And atsumu knew 😭

When you were gonna close,atsumu came in and he was hiding something behind his hands

Soo he waited for you to finish the rest,after your doneee..

He sat you down..and just boldly spoke

“Can I be your boyfriend y/n,pretty please?”

And you did accept his confession ,BOY Osamu was PROUD!

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HUHUHUHU I HAD A FUN TIME WRITING THIS !! I WILL WRITE THE REST SOON!! TRUST!😝

[hollyparker]

~ Okay, before I start this, I will first like to say that I’m not hating on anyone. This is all fiction; you can like, stan, or hate whatever characters or ships you want. I’m just here to have fun and get away from my real-life issues, honestly. This post was only to talk about the hypocrisy in the Marauders fandom. So I really hope no one gets offended by this because that was not my intention and that never is, and I do apologize if it comes off as such. ~

So awhile back, I saw a TikTok of some girl saying how she never meant to start a war she just told a Snape stan that he was originally a death eater. And I was all like, “Yeah, okay facts, he is/was," but then I read her comments and realized that she was one of those Snape haters. You know, the hypocritical and delusional ones. Where they hate on Snape and the people that like him (which, hating Snape is fine. You don’t have to like him. It’s only an issue when you bully people that do like him and make them feel bad for it), but then go on and stan Barty, Regulus, and ever other death eater in that little cult. 

She was literally saying how Regulus, Barty, and Evan are different from Snape. And I mean, yes, they’re all different, but they’re all still bad people and death eaters. Then she goes on to talk about how they’re different from Snape because “at least they didn’t bully and abuse kids” (which they literally did, especially Barty. As stated in the books and shown in the movies. The DE’s were actively hunting these kids down and literally torturing people ‘i.e. Bellatrix and Barty torturing the Longbottoms to insanity’), “There’s not a lot of information on them”, and “they’re baby girls”. 

Then she goes on to say that “although Barty was a DE, he was clever and loyal, unlike Snape, who is a whimp"…..Huh? You don’t like the fact that Snape wasn’t loyal to Voldemort? So do you actually like what the DE's and Voldy stand for? I’m a little confused on that one. 

And someone commented that Barty did in fact abuse kids, as he was literally trying to kill Harry. And she goes on to say that it’s not abusing children and that Barty didn’t even want to do it; he was simply doing what Voldy told him to do. Like, what?? Just what? Barty is literally a proud DE (and she said it herself that he is loyal to Voldemort), so if his precious “master” tells him to do something, he’s going to want to do it, and he’s going to do it happily. No hesitation, no remorse. If Voldemort wants it, then he wants it. Voldy tells Barty to go kidnap, kill, or abuse some kids, then he’ll do it. Whatever, just to please him.

Then she acknowledges that he tortured the Longbottoms, but then goes on and says, “But are they children? No.” As if that makes it any better!? He was still torturing and abusing people. He is NOT a good guy 😭

I just really don’t understand why they can like all these awful (and I mean awful as in they did terrible things) death eater characters and get praised, and others nod their heads along with them, but the second someone shows the slightest interest in Snape, it’s as if someone killed their pet or their parents. It's like the biggest insult to their name or something. As if those other DE’s are not worse than Snape. They say “we don’t follow canon,” and yet they keep Snape canon or they make him wayyyy worse, like homophobic or a rapist or they’ll give his backstory/upbringing to other DE characters to make them more angsty and sad.

(ALSO, another point is the whole pretty privilege thing that goes on in the fandom, that they don’t like to admit is a thing, but it definitely is).

[sc0tters]

Girl it’s freezing down here make sure you have warm clothes!! It was -15 overnight at my grandparents lake house in Tasmania!!

I’m literally about to start packing tomorrow so I’m glad you said this 😭

I’ve got sweats and hoodies all ready to go (but will be getting stuff there too because let’s be real, I’m a whimp)

[kendallroysmethpipe]

Anon is for whimps /j There is genuinely something so like natural about the way you hold yourself. Like it's not putting another front up and it's like amazing to see. It's also been nice to see someone I can relate to in way in terms of like being country kid (i assume,, you cause cabela's girlie) but being so like owning of it. I look up to you in a sense mj and I love seeing you around!!

😭😭😭 MAVIS UR SO SWEEEEEET ILY !!!!!! Also truth be told I am a city girl but I'm a country girl at heart...

[meatmuncherlol]

Part, ofc, lost count

Adventures of Sakazuki and Borsalino when they first joined the marines! 26 year old Borsalino and 24 year old Sakazuki (after his birthday)

*Sakazuki walks in their apartment into Borsalino's room to finish homework given by Master Zephyr*

*Borsalino crying his shit out on a pillow*

S: You good-?

B: Lia broke up with me..*sobs*

S: Oh I knew that girl was a hoe from the start.

B: She admitted she was having an affair with another bastard..😭😭😭😭

S:..I know where she lives am I allowed to-

B: No. You cannot harm nor kill NOR hit a woman, EVER.

S: Fuck.

*Borsalino, still sobbing but doesn't have the pillow on him anymore & sits on his bed*

S: Oh would you just forget her?! She's just a hoe like all the others you've dated.

S: All the others who broke up with you even though THEY fell for you.

B: She was perfect and pretty..!

*Sakazuki sighs and sits next to Borsalino, while patting his shoulder*

S: You said that to all the girls you've dated.

S: Ay why not just stop dating for a while?

B: *sniffles* Yeah. Good idea, I will.

S: Okay, now we have to do homework AND study for the Marine Test tomorrow.

B: SHI- WE HAVE A TEST?!

S: Mhm.

*Sakazuki pulls out a 15 paged pamphlet from his bag and gives it to Borsalino*

S: Master Zephyr said we could do this with a partner so I chose you

B: 15 PAGES?!

S: It's all about the duties of a Marine guard.

B: This doesn't look so bad, let's do it!

*They both work on the pamphlet for 2 1/2 hours, it was 11:32*

S: And....Done!

B: Whoa! Would you look at the time, we should be going to sleep. I'm tired

S: Hey we need to study for the test tomorrow, remember?

B: *yawns* Okay..

*Sakazuki pulls out 2 books from his bag and gives the blue one to Borsalino*

S: You read about Marine Duties bcs you barely did anything when we did that homework.

B: Rude.

S: And I'll read about the Marine Rules.

B: *opens book* Okayyyyyy....

*Literally not even 10 minutes into reading*

B: *yawns* I'm soo tired and sleepy from crying..

S: MAN UP! If we fail this test, we won't be accepted into the Navy!

B: UGHHHHhhhhh...fineeeeee....

*Sakazuki continues to read while Borsalino started to slowly fall asleep*

S, thinking: Is that idiot seriously falling asleep?!

*Borsalino fell asleep not knowing he fell asleep on Sakazuki's shoulder*

S, thinking: WHAT THE- DID THIS DUMBASS SERIOUSLY FALL ASLEEP?!

*Sakazuki was thinking about waking him up, but stopped last second and went back to reading*

S, still thinking: Why'd I stop? I should've woken him up!

S, STILL thinking: My body, it doesn't do as I say.

S, OMFG DUDE HE STILL THINKING?!: Why do I feel like there's moths in my stomach. Wait, isn't that supposed to be butterflies-?

*Sakazuki made a face as red as a period blood*

S: *quietly* Oi Bors, wake up.

*Borsalino, dead asleep*

S:...

*Goes back to reading like a nerd*

S: Why can't I just wake you up-?!

*Sakazuki sighs and quit to wake up Borsalino*

*Minutes went by, it was already 1:09*

*Borsalino wakes up because Sakazuki accidentally moved the shoulder B's head was on while adjusting the book*

B: Huh-?

S: Oh, you're awake.

B: ...Did I fell asleep on your-

S: NOPE, NEIN, NO, NEVER.

B:.okayyyyy?? Anyways, I'm sorry I fell asleep, I was just sleepy and-

S: We can end reading here, you can go back to sleep.

B: Really?!

S: JUST for today.

B: YAYA!!!

*Sakazuki chuckled while packing his bags and was on his way to his room, then suddenly, Borsalino hugged him from behind*

B, while laughing: Thanks for being such a pal today! It really helped me.

*Sakazuki turns redder than his own magma and pushes Borsalino onto the ground*

B: Hey, what was for?!

S: I- just- you- I wan-

S:...

B:...

*Sakazuki runs out Borsalino's room into his while locking the door*

B: Poor guy.

B: Probably nervous of the test tomorrow he can't even speak clearly..

B, shouting at Sakazuki's side of the shared apartment of theirs: GOOD LUCK WITH THE TEST TOMORROW!! NIGHT!!!

S, shouting back: SHUT UP! LUCK ARE FOR WHIMPS!!

B: *chuckles* Same old Sakazuki..