#while I get Neuvillette :-)

[lollitree]

when the law starts catching up to you

[keicordelle]

I know I've seen fics of Zhongli and Neuvillette meeting, either antagonistically or to solve some quirk of draconian biology (or because Zhongli has to come bail out his stupid husband from prison), but I want to see Zhongli and Wriothesley together, just sampling tea and exchanging notes on prefered brewing methods and blends. Both of them just sitting there contentedly, getting on like ducks in a pond, while Neuvillette just stews in the background. Childe's at the next table over just grateful someone else is occupied drinking the leaf water instead of him for a change

[hydrodragons]

"the rainy season's almost over! the skies are supposed to clear in a few days." "i hope you find time to enjoy the sunny days ahead."

[damianito]

I think, I took someone's Neuvillette...

[funkyyylizard]

i love. calling nvthsly 'wives'

[rintoki]

Neuvillette piss fic when 🙏

LMAO no bc i wrote that bit in the fic before i knew about his water tasting hobby

imagine water tasting with him but it’s mainly just him tasting it and you listening to him go on about the water lmao it’s a cute bonding moment 🫶🏼 until you just can’t help yourself. the man is gorgeous; it’s nice listening to his voice but you’d rather listen to his shaky breaths when you lean in a little too close with that look in your eyes, or his cute gasp when you kiss him mid-sentence.

now, normally neuvillette has a better hold on his bladder, but it seems today is just not one of those days as he begins to feel the familiar urge in his lower belly. coupled with his growing arousal as your hands begin to massage his thighs, already toying with the button of his pants.

he tries to mumble between kisses, growing more and more desperate as the urge now fades away to burning arousal. and your movements are relentless, quick to get him hard and throbbing in the palm of your hand as words fail him.

neuvillette grips your shirt, eyes squeezing shut as pathetic whimpers escape him. every flick of your wrist has him tugging on your shirt, his bottom lip bitten red and raw as you bring him closer and closer to release.

please.

he begs so helplessly, terribly ashamed of how turned on he is. how he anticipates how good it’ll feel when he lets it all out on your hand and his thighs begin to tremble.

go ahead.

you press a kiss to his cheek, watching the man before you crumble. one hand covering his mouth as pearly white cum sputters out, coating your hand in it as neuvillette rides out his high with shaky breath. unfortunately for the iudex of fontaine, now as his muscles begin to relax, so does his control over his bladder. the previous urge to pee coming back full force and he could do nothing but watch in horror as it begins to leak out, all over your hand and himself.

try as it might, his body simply didn’t listen to him as he tried to stop it. humiliation washing over him and it seemed to go on forever, silently cursing how much water he had drunk earlier. but even worse was your chuckle, and the way you held his softened cock as he emptied out his bladder onto the floor below. how could he ever show his face in front of you again?

[bernardellinewsagency]

short neuvifuri angst idea

"Oh, did you enjoy the script that she wrote? Did you like the role that you were cast as? I hope you were happy in those five hundred years, Neuvillette, because I never was!"

Furina storms off after pushing him, leaving him drenched to the bone and sitting awkwardly in the waters of the Fountain of Lucine with naught to do but contemplate his long lasting memories. Remembering the way she would smile is an easy endeavor. Furina always looked sincere when smiling; perhaps he wasn't looking hard enough, but surely even fleeting moments between just the two of them had to have brought her some amount of happiness, as small as it may be.

He thinks of one long ago night, during the third century of her reign. Actually, right on the cusp of the new milestone, he recalls the Palais had been eerily silent after wrapping up a week of festivities held in Furina's honor. The people of Fontaine were still celebrating, and would be doing so until the early hours of the morning, but all was still within the Palais. Except for them, that is. She had supposedly retired to her bedchambers, and him to his office, yet the two had bumped into each other within the kitchen.

"Let's go to the Opera," she had told him, in lieu of answering when he asked what she was doing. He supposes that the flecks of pastry crumbs on her clothes answered that, and he didn't ask other questions such as why she wanted to go to the Opera. He followed her as willingly as if she had simply asked for the time.

(Their whole relationship had been like that, hadn't it? A duty that extended beyond just an Archon and her Iudex. He once heard the Traveler mention a sea of flowers at the end of the world, and should Furina declare that she would like to see such a sight, he would tear down Celestia just to make it happen.)

Furina had packed a basket of food to bring, and two bottles of wine to go with. Then they partook perhaps more than they should've, and perhaps he should've questioned if Archons can get drunk, or if a Sovereign should be getting drunk with one. He definitely should have stopped her from going into the storerooms of the Epiclese and procuring even more for them. The memories start to get a little hazy after that, but he can vaguely recall a remark she made about the location not being the best choice, and that she wanted to get away from something. He can't recall who made the decision to go up, and have him help carry her as they climb to the roof, but suspects it was still her doing.

As clear as day, though, he can remember her smile, bathed in the light of the slowly rising sun as it crested over the waters of her dominion. Out of every beautiful sight in Fontaine, she is the one he gets to appreciate most often, but never before in a light like this. He could gaze at that moment for another hundred years and never tire of it. "Dragon of the waters," she had called him, "might you allow an Archon to call you theirs?"

Should she have asked him that at the start of her reign, should they have been in a similar situation, the answer would be clear. He might have even wondered, with the walls of the Court to block them from their peoples' sights, if an Archon so in love with her people would fall like one if he shoved her. But they were not in the past, and he already knew by then that he had come to love her, and thus his answer was "I was under the belief that I already was yours, Lady Furina, both within my capacity as your Chief Justice and without. The people of Fontaine adore you, yet it is my love for you that truly knows no bounds. Nothing would make me happier than to be yours."

"They do, don't they," she had whispered, a note he almost lost to time with how he just barely could hear her. "Promise me this, Neuvillette, if you wish to be mine- promise you will never stray from your duties to Fontaine, and you will always, always, do what is best for her people."

"I will."

"And promise that you will stay by my side forever, then, for another three centuries and beyond that, even if you grow tired of me!"

"Of course, Furina, is... is something the matter?"

It was the first time he had seen her come close to crying, droplets of tears clumping her eyelashes together yet disappearing as she blinked, "Oh, you silly dragon, only the fact that you make me ever so happy."

Leaving the warmth of the memory behind, Neuvillette returns to the cold of an overcast sky dripping with sleet, as a blue silhouette leaves him behind and disappears into the cloudy distance.

[akashis-waifu]

Might just create a Wriothesley x Furina fic just to end the Wriolette vs. Neuvifuri war. Seeing the shipping nonsense in Genshin Twitter is like watching a garbage truck on fire.

[fatuismooches]

you know how otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart? what if neuvi 🥺🥺 what if he 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I CANT DO THIS OH MY GOD😭😭🥺💖 Hand-holding... arm linking... one of Neuvillette's favorite things tbh 🤭

The funny thing is, I think he probably treats handholding as some kind of borderline-sacred act that happens deep into the relationship. If reader is the bolder type and just randomly grabs his hands out of nowhere he'll just short-circuit inside for a bit and blank out what you're saying to him. Because holy- your fingers are intertwined with his but he has BARELY begun the courting stage... yet you're having so much skin-to-skin contact... is this normal for humans??? Neuvillette's face is still like 😐 but inside he's like 😳

When he gets over all that and you two are together you always try to hold his hand as much as possible,, holding his hand while you're on his lap and he's trying his best to sign paperwork with one hand... holding his hand while eating so now he's mastered the art of eating with one hand... and the best part holding hands while sleeping/cuddling🫶 Ugh and you can't tell me Neuvillette doesn't snuggle into your chest and arms too (he loves to be held)

[bouquetexquis]

I feel truly sorry for Furina.

The quest shows just how much of a lost and terrified child she is. Yes, she is an archon. But one that was born* merely five hundred years ago.

She is clueless as to how to navigate the situation. Nevertheless she is the 'all-knowing, ever righteous' hydro archon and is expected to behave as such.

I won't expand here on the mirror-like existence of the archons (Venti/Zhongli & Nahida/Furina, Ei being somewhat of a transition), but she is basically the exact opposite of Nahida : a child who has been put in a position of absolute power, regarded as the savior of her nation, glorified to the point of ridicule. She is lost. Would it not be for Neuvillette, I do believe she might not have been able to maintain such a façade.

Not so much because she is incompetent (that much has yet to be addressed in the storyline) but because she has no clue nor key on how to even begin to comprehend how to tackle all of that.

She is catastrophicaly ridiculous, but she is also just a child put in a position she is not fit for.

*I know that, much like Venti, she was an elemental spirit before that but I think that such a change in position can be seen as (re)birth

[lameow-l]

this was literally the only question i was curious about, thanks for asking that for me paimon

like fontainain people married other nationalities yeah?? how did they have kids if they were oceanids.. anddd umm if they could fuck normal humans wouldn’t that make the oceanid in springvale falling in love with a boy from mond a bit problematic lol especially since it’s no longer a fairytale but an actual thing that happened and we witnessed it last patch??

so it’s not the case and new oceanids are just turned into humans but wait!! so celestia allows that?? it keeps constantly happening but they’re not stopping it.. ok sure but also

i wonder how many generations of fontaine people will it take for them to realize that they have to sexually mate to create children now

[hydrosovreign]

I acknowledge and understand that Neuvillette has that one assassination attempt voiceline while in the desert because it's so dry, but I think it would be extra funny that he also says that because he's in Apep's realm and Apep is healing.

Apep hates humans and he doesn't so he just senses the conflict of ideals.

[avemstella]

“Neuvillette,” she stated. “It’s all going to be alright, because I will be this nation’s god.”

-Dulce est Desipere in Loco

More of my fic art because obviously had to draw this scene.

[psychopomparia]

Thinking about how the aquatic serpent leviathan mascot that Marius Von Hagen has as his animal mascot/family crest looks like Neuvillette if he were in his dragon-like form.

Like, you can't tell me that doesn't look like Neuvillette. Same white color with the purplish-eyes. It's an aquatic dragon-esque being

Now look at the design for Marius's family crest and Neuvillette's constellation

"ancestor to the dragons...water serprent."

I just found it like a funny connection I made in my head at 2 am. Marius is so special, that he gets a leviathan as his assigned animal motif.

[deci-doodles]

This was originally a request from a friend but I figured I might as well post here coz I think it’s too funny

Audio: Berlioz, Symphonie Fantastique Mvt. 4. March to the Scaffold

Would highly recommend listening to the whole track coz it’s a banger but also it’s literally the composer having an opium-induced fever dream about him getting his head lopped off at the guillotine so

[torgawl]

i keep thinking about how “is this what justice means to you, answer me neuvillette”, despite having been used in a case all those hundred of years ago, was probably a question that haunted - and still haunts - neuvilette during the entire time he has been chief of justice. i keep thinking about how they highlighted his struggles through time with both carole and wriothesley's trials. how guilty and powerless neuvillette must have felt for not being able to support and save those he recognised as vulnerable and victims before a system that corrupted their fates but that he wasn't able to change despite his position. the theme of being a casualty of a system no matter if you're the victim or the perpetrator in its eyes. the way neuvillette took, in both cases, things into his own hands. even if it was too late to fix the hurting carole and those who cared for her went through, even if it was too late to save her life; even if it was impossible to change wriothesley's past, his verdict and subsequent imprisonment; neuvillette went above and beyond, making use of his influence, to allow both melusines and wriothesley the opportunity of a better future - to melusines by making sure they weren't discriminated, to wriothesley by supporting his attempt at a second chance in life. i think part of the reason he's so intriguing is our awareness that this internal conflict he's bound to have is so complex. you have a chief of justice, or a judge, that is supposed to be imparcial and follow the law stictly confronted with situations of social injustice, unable to protect those who rely on him. you have someone who understands better than anyone what it means to be an outcast, being able to relate to those who are ostracised and have their pain weaponise against them. you have, in vautrin's case, a friend who cannot even showcase his own pain and is still expected to fullfil his juridical duties despite being personally related with those involved in the case. someone who people constantly turn to but whom he feels like he has no right to turn to himself. it's about the conflict between his feelings and his duty, between what's expected of him and what he can actually do. i think that's why the end of his story quest is so emotional and why it's so heartwarming to have him realise he isn't an outcast anymore, that he has a community there for him too. because a system is a system and he will probably never be able to save everyone, because yes he isn't human, but it doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to belong or that an active demonstration of love towards individuals and people he can relate to rather than the theoretical concept of humanity isn't meaningful. in fact, i'd it's a lot about that, about finding ways to be kind and how community gives meaning to life; how personal relationships and targeted kindness can shape society, or at least i think so