#which. i mean. 😮‍💨😎

[jack-kellys]

RIZZ

Please draw Crutchie

well i mean. since you asked

send me smth via these specifications and you’ll get smth in return

it actually Is a good day to crack some heads

[meowzfordayz]

when you grab their chest — akaza, douma, muzan, kyojuro, giyuu, tengen

Author’s Note: pardon the ridiculously long title. 🥴😂 “Fem!Reader” applies to Tengen only.

when you grab their chest — akaza, douma, muzan, kyojuro, giyuu, tengen

Akaza x Reader, Douma x Reader, Muzan x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~900

CW: dark humor, Fem!Reader, mild sexual content

Suggestion Fulfilled: I have a request😤 I recently read a certain ass slapping fic which I adored could you do a similar fic with the same characters +giyu and Douma with the reader coming up from behind the and squeezing their man tiddies

~faqs~

I 100% would’ve used MAN TIDDIES in my title, but figured Tumblr would hide this post from tags if I did, so I went w/ “chest” instead 😆

Also, some of these are canon compliant — Muzan, Kyojuro, Giyuu

While others are set in modern au (alternate universe; modern setting) — Akaza, Douma, Tengen

AKAZA

Immediately tenses

#noice 😌😎 after all, the man is ripped

The more Akaza tenses, the more you wanna squish

Except, it’s kinda hard to squish pure, flexed muscle ?? 😔

“Akaza, my love, could you relax?” 🥺

He’s still confused, but my love automatically has him at your beck and call, so-

He relaxes

*gleeful squeal* 😍 *squish squish* 😍

Aaand he’s tensed again

If you actually take the time to explain yourself, then he’ll be absolutely embarrassed flattered

Lowkey decides to do an extra 100 push ups daily, just bc he’s so darn in love w/ you 😭

DOUMA

Douma’s been waiting all his life for you to grab his moobs

So like

He’s one happy camper !!!!! 😌🥳

“all his life” = since he met you

As for “moobs”? I had to, just once 😃

Slowly flexes them so he can hear your amazed gasp 😍

“Are you drooling?” he smirks

“Fuck off,” you scowl

You try to withdraw your hands to wipe away your incriminating drool 😒🤤

But he doesn’t let you 🤪

He squeezes your wrists, grinning widely to himself, “Don’t leave me.” 😇

“But I’m done,” you grumble, resting your forehead between his shoulder blades (you’ve already accepted your fate 🤠)

“I’m not,” he retorts, “Not even close.” 🤗

Translation? Douma wants you to massage his pectorals

#pretty pls and ty

MUZAN

Once again, I’m presuming you’re a demon, and Muzan’s immediate reaction is to slice off your hands 💀

Thank gosh for regeneration! 😮‍💨

You’ve gotta quit surprising him 🤪

I mean

Yeah

He enjoys when you touch him 😅

BUT, he has a reputation to uphold, and being startled by your random displays of physical attention doesn’t exactly help 🙃

The implication that he lets his guard down w/ you (bc how else could you ever hope to genuinely startle him?) is making me feel things 😭

“Do that again, and I won’t be so forgiving.”

The faint dip between his brows has you thinking otherwise 🤭

“What if I ask first?” 😉

You’re treading on thin ice 😬

His eyes flash, “Pardon?”

Good thing he’s close to cracking too 😌

“If I ask to touch you?”

I’ll kill you “You wouldn’t.”

WeLp

He didn’t say No 🤗

(obvi consent’s a must, but in this specific context mutual flirtation’s strongly implied and also it’s literally Muzan)

“Oh!” <— Kyojuro exclaims, cheerful as ever ☺️

“Hello there,” he chuckles, smiling at the feeling of your body pressed against his back, “Are you checking something?”

“Mhm,” you grin, “They’re still here!” 😇

“My pectorals?” his head tilts, “Of course they are?!”

He’s ~a little oblivious, okay? 😃

“How about you hug me from the front?” he suggests gently, “That way I get to hug you too!”

😭😭😭

He’s so precious

How could you refuse?????

Spoiler alert: you can’t

GIVE THE MAN HIS HUG 🥺❤️‍🔥

Spoiler alert: you give Kyojuro his hug, and it is very cozy 🥰

A tad sweaty + suffocating, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world 🥺

Shocked 😵‍💫

Giyuu’s inner monologue: ????? What? Is? This?

Giyuu’s outer dialogue: *still as stone*

“Giyuu?” you immediately remove your hands, scurrying to his front side, head tilted w/ concern, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfort-” 😕

“You didn’t,” he interrupts quietly, finally grasping his bearings, “It was…” aaand now he’s blushing, “... nice.” 🥺☺️

Your nose scrunches, relief relaxing your shoulders as you nod sheepishly, “I’m glad I didn’t freak you out too much.”

“Mhm,” he smiles reassuringly, “You freaked me out,” gently guiding your palms back to his chest, “But not too much,” winking shyly at you, “The perfect amount, in fact.”

HELP !!!!! CAN YOU JUST CAN I  FWIBEIUVLNSOUEJGBWO;GNS

Suave, sexy, knows-what-he-wants, isn’t-afraid-to-tell-you, will-even-go-after-it-himself Giyuu has entered the chat

AnD I AM HERE FOR IT 😭😭😭💘

LOUD LAUGHTER

You can feel it through his tiddies 😆

“Envious, my dear?” 😉

Okay

Presumptuous much? 😒

But alllso 🙄

“If you could share…” you pout, “Gimme just a lil?” 🤗

“You’re welcome to work out with me,” he chuckles fondly, flexing for you, “These could totally be yours!”

You sigh, “Tengen, pectorals and breasts aren’t the same thing.”

“I know that,” he shrugs, patting your knuckles reassuringly, “Your breasts are perfect, and I’m happy to coach you and your pectorals if you so desire.”

You decide to test the waters 🌊

“What if my pectorals get bigger than yours?” 😏

Tengen immediately drowns you 🌊💀

“Not a chance.” 😐

And then he tacks on, a tad nicer, “But you could certainly get very big pectorals.” ☺️

“Just not bigger than yours,” you grin 😏

He nods grimly, “My ego would pop.” 😔

“And that would be tragic.” ☹️

“Indeed,” he squeezes your hands (which remain splayed across his chest), still basking in your touch, “I appreciate your understanding.” 😖🥰

(fyi, if your pectorals did get bigger than Tengen’s, then he’d: survive, be super proud of you, and beg to know your workout regimen)

[mychemicalrachel]

Thanks so much @zephfair and @lizpaige for the tag! This was fun 😊

How many works do you have on ao3?

60 total. 18 as MyChemicalRachel, 31 under the pseud MonsieurBlueSky, and 11 posted anonymously 😎

What’s your total ao3 word count?

930,700. I'm sooooo close to a million!

What fandoms do you write for?

Right now just TRC/TDT, but I’ve dabbled in a lot over the years.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Crossfire - Teen Wolf x Supernatural crossover where Stiles is Sam and Dean's cousin.

The Long Way Home - Sterek fic where Derek is a dilf.

Just A Spark - wherein Stiles is ace and a stork delivers a Sterek baby.

Fast Times At Clairemont High - yet another Sterek fic. Stiles goes undercover at the school where Derek is a teacher.

Magnetic - Pynch! And Rovinsky! And lots and lots of angst!

Do you respond to comments?

😬😬 Look. I try to. Most of the time I don't know what to say, but I love getting comments and I cherish them all!

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Oof. I used to write a lot of angst. Probably Forever. It's a MCR/Frerard where Frank goes to an NA meeting and tells the story of how Gerard died.

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I don’t know if I'd consider it the happiest ending because I write a lot of happy endings, but I think Magnetic has the most cathartic ending. It's a big ball of angst so the happy ending has a bigger payoff.

Do you get hate on fics?

Oh yeah, for sure. Not so much now that I've made my fics private, but it happens 🤷‍♀️

Do you write smut?

Yes 😌

Do you write crossovers?

Yeah! I love crossovers! It's fun to take characters I love from separate fandoms and put them in situations together.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I'm sure they didn't consider it stealing, but yes. I found out that someone was translating a bunch of my WIPs and reposting to a different site without my permission. I love translations, don’t get me wrong, but I like to keep track of where my fics are posted and who is posting them.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yep! I've got some Teen Wolf fics in Russian, French, and Spanish. There's a Portuguese translation of Magnetic. And a bunch of my old MCR fics have been translated to Russian.

Have you ever co written a fic?

I.... do not play well with others. That said, yes. I co-wrote a MCR fic years ago and it was a bad experience because we were making up the plot as we went along and the other writer was more invested than I was since I was drifting away from that fandom, I lost interest halfway through and just wanted it to be over. And I'm currently working on a pynch fic with @iammistressofmyfate which is already a better experience than the last time 😘 I like collaborating and sharing ideas so I wouldn’t be opposed to co-writing again in the future, I think it would just have to be the right person and the right idea!

What’s your all time favorite ship?

I mean, right now I would have to say Pynch. They've got a great dynamic that I keep finding myself drawn back to.

What’s a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

It pains me to say.... the Pynch track AU. It was a meet cute friends to lovers AU where Adam is on the track team. I just sigh every time I open the word doc so I don’t know if I'll ever get around to turning my outline into an actual fic 😮‍💨

What are your writing strengths?

Characters. I have a knack for making even the worst characters likable and I'm good at making them complex.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Action. I'm so bad at writing action scenes where so much is happening at once and there's a lot of movement.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I usually don't just because I'm afraid I'll butcher it.

First fandom you wrote for?

Asking Alexandria 🤘🤘

Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

That's a hard one. I haven’t even posted all of it, but probably Love & Lace. I was able to incorporate humor and feelings and character growth along with some top tier smut and I'm really proud of it 🥰

Ahhh I never know who to tag on these things so @singersargentboi @uncannycerulean @deerna @beautifulcheat I haven't seen any of you do this yet! 💕

[wisconsin2002]

It's been two seasons now.

Yep I still don't understand the point of her character at all.

Honestly the more time goes by the more I'm starting to realise Zoe is the Iris West of miraculous. A character introduced into the the story that you can just tell from the get go that the writers had no idea wtf to do with her.

Which sucks because unlike some people. I actually think Zoe was a great character to introduce into miraculous. The opposite of chloe and she's got her own story to tell. The platonic chemistry she creates with Plagg as well is so sweet and great.

(Hot take: Honestly they should have just let Zoe keep Plagg for a bit longer because I can't express how sick and tired I am of fucking Adrien and Marinette giving up their miraculous when they feel defeated. It was fine in the New York special but it quickly overstayed it's welcome and it holds no sentimental value at all to me anymore cause I know this shows writing and I know they will get it back in the same episode or an episode later. 😮‍💨 So if Zoe actually has chemistry and wants to fight side by side with Plagg and Scarabella to feel safe and wanted. MOTHERFUCKER LET HER! Let her do different shit and explore more with that! God knows the actual héros will just abandone their responsibility anyway and make their Kwamis hit the dusty trail to find a new holder all because of their fucking telenovela dramatic romantic depression or whatever the fuck.

(I cannot be bothered with the way the show is acting like Marinette and Adrien were always so in love with eachother even tho Adrien didn't feel that way about Marinette until season five. THE DAMN SEASON WE ARE IN RIGHT NOW! He literally simps so hard for ladybug in season 4 and not once had any romantic feelings for Marinette in the entirety of 4 seasons and two specials! But nah now he wants Marinette all of a sudden so badly. This is good development to people? Are you shitting me?💀

"she's just a friend", "She's just a friend", "She's just a friend", "she's just a friend" "she's just a friend", "I like you now😍"

😮‍💨Anyways

Just allow Zoe to be the badass for a while. Going back to what I was saying. )

Her romantic feelings on Marinette, she's Chloé's sister who still loves and believes in Chloe despite their differences. I mean dude the possibilities are endless.

But no instead they sideline her in her own focus episodes for no reason or only bring her out to be Visperia and barely do jackshit in the background.

God knows what happened to this. (The missed potential here will always annoy me so much.) This could have brought Chloe back to the light and made Zoe a much more interesting character to connect with at the same time. Chloe Exploring a secret nice bond with her sister to give her character layers (AGAIN) while still being consistent with her hatred for Ladybug after the events of seasons 3 while Zoe starts to notice Chloe's obsessiveness with Ladybug and what that's turning her sister into and that causes some distance between her and Zoe which starts to make Chloe truly think and realize how much more important Zoe is to her than the grudge she holds against ladybug that has only dragged her down deeper and made her lose herself and those close to her.

(put me in the writers room bro I gotchu😎)

Instead they just make her another Chloe hater cause god knows we haven't had enough of those characters already.

Anyways what else? Oh yeah.

She's lesbian.

Cool. We... gonna... do anything.. with that.. or?

Nah? We're just going toss it in with no payoff? Alrighty.

Don't get me wrong. I knew Zoe and Marinette were never going to be a thing. I never expected that at all. But I did expect for us to atleast explore something with Zoe's sexuality instead of just dropping it on her like a dead gold fish in a tank as the fish sinks to the bottom of the tank cause we didn't feed it and did fuck all with it. Basically got the Julerose treatment. Like every other lgbtq+ MLB character who's not a milf or over the age of 30.

You know what? Chloe and Zoe actually do have something in common.

They're both characters with so many interesting pathways to be explored and taken in but the writers said "fuck that" and took them fucking knowhere even remotely interesting or memorable.

In conclusion. Zoe deserved better. She is a character that could have worked if the people behind this fucking show cared to make anything work. But no. Characters continue to be assassinated and/or sidelined and written out of the story.

But that's okay cause Marinette and Adrien go Smooch Smooch this season😘 and nothing else matters. Fuck the characters, fuck actual development with payoff. Nope. Kissy kissy and hand holding is all that matters.

[lottiecrabie]

For Matty to be such a douchebag (and I mean that in the best way — I love a douchebag 😮‍💨) he doesn’t make make manipulator music! Which is both a blessing, and a curse, as I am in search of male manipulator music (I got broken up with last week 😎)

-👼🏻

male manipulator au he just gaslights the shit of you

hopefully the male manipulator music doesn’t remind you too much of your loser ex🙏

[clatterbane]

Final major quest item obtained this morning: Swedish bank accounts in my name! (Now that I am equipped with the national ID card and everything.)

Like when I moved to the UK, I ended up with a joint account with Mr. C and AFAICT a second sole account. He actually did most of the talking (in Swedish), which was just as well since I also couldn't hear jack shit over the background noise.

Since my unemployed foreign disabled ass is piggybacking off his existing relationship with the bank, it is set up with a limited debit card for at least a while until they have established that money is indeed going into the account regularly. I'll have to double check the restrictions, but it'll be great to have any usable local cards at all.

I was half-afraid going in that they were just going to nope out of giving me any account whatsoever, but that turned out not to be an issue. It was more an appointment to finish up paperwork and get things set up.

I've basically been avoiding using the British accounts as far as possible, even before the pound tanked so hard recently. The extra fees are bad enough, and it's apparently a rather expensive PITA to try to keep those topped up now just for extra fun. Being able to do basic dailystuff like order groceries on my own again will be super welcome.

I can't do much with the new account(s) until I do get and activate the actual debit card, which should apparently be going out sometime this week. But, it's a huge relief to eventually get set up with a bank on this end at all.

Plus, there's this! 🥳

BankID is finally enabled, and duly activated/logged in on my phone by the SEB person with her magic QR code!

(Yeah, the app wouldn't let me even screenshot the main screen utterly devoid of sensitive info, because security.)

Which, in turn, finally unlocked one more sadly important bonus item!

Yep, I finally have access to the health system portal! 😎

You need a 1177 account (which of course relied on BankID for verification 🙄) in order to interact with medical services online, like, at all.

Which means I shouldn't have to rely on Mr. C nearly as much to generally run interference and make a bunch of phone calls to handle things that the vast majority of people just take care of online, to the point that they're always surprised when that's not an option.

I can now actually see my prescriptions (plus how many refills are left, which is oddly not printed on the labels!), and put in requests. Test results should be accessible too, besides being able to book my own appointments and various other online requests and communication with doctors' offices. It should now also be set up to notify me of appointments through both SMS and e-mail, because I'm semi-paranoid.

So yeah, I'm relieved that it did turn out to be such a productive morning. I'm currently too brain fried to try and accomplish any more adulting right now. Current plan: grab some lunch and try to chill for a while! 😮‍💨

[lilithbaeastro]

My name- Preet Kumar

DOB- Dec/28/1999

Time- 9:05 AM

Place- Patna, Bihar.

Question- About my career and marriage?

Hey!!!!!

Hope you are doing good 😊

Here's what i could gather up for the things you wanna know<3

Scorpio 10H (ruled by mars) sitting in 2nd house of Aquarius (Saturn) according to tropical it is ruled by Pluto which is sitting in 11H itself.

Leo 7H(ruled by sun in 12H) with Rahu sitting along.

DK planet being Jupiter sitting in 4H of Aries along with Saturn.

I've mentioned all the things that I will be considering so will just mention how it will effect.

One thing is for sure no matter job you do you will always have money 💰 (like literally your 10H rulers tropical or Vedic both are sitting in the H of finance {2&11})

You could get involved with construction, building, family business entrepreneurship etc.. You could be passionate/interested about these stuffs or simply money💲 (like come on ofc you are passionate about money MARS in the house of Finance😮‍💨 couldn't get any better and also Uranus in 1H) even than you could go for all these 😎🥵 but ofc you need to put Hard work otherwise 🙏🥲😵‍💫 Your hardwork in anything will give you sweet fruit 🍯🍓 plus these will also provide you power/authority. Nah!!!! Don't even try to deny you are not sick for these stuffs. 😏🤫 You are keen for rules and regulations out of sudden.Your strong focus , hard work and passion is the key to your success ❤️‍🔥

Uhmmmmm!!!!!! As for your fs here are some traits are

Taurus traits:- grounded, possesive, materialistic,PRETTY😮‍💨, passionate for family etc etc..

She will be a teacher to you :- younger or older, there's a lot of things that you could learn from her.

God complex sometimes 🤫(you yourself have one sometimes so don't judge.🐥)

She will also prefer rules to be followed within family.🐱

She will be family person.

Didn't wanna go to other stuffs but she will be good at it 🤭🤫(like will keep up with your kinks).

Philosophical, religious or spiritual.

Will expand your wealth or view on finance.

Will have Pisces or Sagittarius in big 3

Praise kink 😳🦋 compliment them that's all you need to do.

I provide you with alot 😂🤌 and now I know you'll be having 💰 so in return of thanks you wanna gift me something.... I don't know how to say NO 🥺👉👈 (jk)

One thing that i wanna suggest you is that to get up in your life (overall) be less selfish and focus and pay attention to your relationships.

I didn't mean to say that you are selfish but having ketu in first house makes you comfortable yet not comfortable within your self which is not so bad in reality but YOU NEED TO VALUE & PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS. relationship here doesn't just mean gf/bf but any relationship that you have (ur frds, family colleague etc.)

Now bbie 🌟

[a-whole-tempest-in-a-teacup]

For zee stwanger fings ask game, 6, 11, 18, and 29 😎

So I just typed out a whole novel only for the page to crash -_- TUMBLR DIE CHALLENGE

Anyway thanks for the ask bestie <3 I’m now on a word document and I will post this IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO

six. favourite episode of all time?

This is… really hard! I’m gonna go with the season 2 finale because it is EVERYTHING  to me! The El and Hopper car convo, Steve protecting the kids, Joyce and Jonathan and Nancy saving Will in the cabin, El closing the gate  O H G O D… But honourable mentions go to the season 1 finale when they save Will and it’s cut together with Hopper’s flashbacks and THAT SONG plays… iykyk 😭 and season 4 episode 4 purely for that incredible final sequence… if I could watch it every day I would

eleven. which season has the best ending?

I gotta go with season 2 again 😌 I didn’t think we’d ever get the Snow Ball after season 1 ended but it was the most satisfying pay-off after the first two seasons! The Mileven and Lumax kisses are cute, Will is happy and healthy for once in his life, the Dustin and Nancy scene is so soft it has me sobbing every time 🤗 Especially when you think about how far their friendship has come since she slammed the door on him in season 1, ugh such a queen moment from Nancy at that dance! And not to mention the jopper hug heuheuheuheuheu… yeah.

eighteen. what is your opinion on season 4 so far?

I’M LOVING IT! The new characters slap, everyone is acting their butts off, the story is epic… I have very few qualms 😇 I yam… very scared for the final two episodes… pls just let them all be happy! But also… get it in my eyeballs right now 😤

twenty nine. opinion on jopper?

🎶 BABYYYYYY, YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIIIIIIIIFE 🎶 They’re my parents, they raised me, they’re the most beautiful people in the world, their power is unmatched, two middle-aged, kind of attractive people making out is something that can actually be so personal 😮‍💨 Listen, it’s about a grief-stricken, washed up cop who believes he’s cursed moving back to his home town to be the chief of police after the death of his daughter, losing himself in drugs and alcohol to forget his past… only to be thrown together with the woman he dated knew back in high school, an incredible woman who has always been smart, fierce, and intuitive, but the world has beaten her down and she’s been through a shitty marriage with a terrible guy who left her struggling to pay the bills and raise her two sons. And now her youngest has disappeared and she needs the chief to find him, and maybe the chief doesn’t seem capable, but he steps up because a kid is missing and he’ll do anything to get this kid back to his mother, and maybe part of the reason why he moved home again was to be closer to this kid’s mother. He’d do anything to protect her, not that she needs protecting because she’s so so strong and would go through hell and to another dimension to bring her son home. No, he looks out for her because she’s been through hell, and she deserves something good in her life, someone who loves her and keeps loving her. (If only he could realise how much he deserves that love as well.) But he knows just how far from perfect he is, too gruff and damaged, he’d just make her life miserable – he is cursed, after all. So instead he loves her quietly, doing what he can for her, too scared to draw her into the black hole that is his life. And maybe she’s scared too, because, let’s face it, she doesn’t have the best track record, and she has her boys to look after, and this man is far from perfect, and they bicker, and wouldn’t he just be another person to lose? Maybe she was never meant to have that kind of love in her life, and maybe she’s better off without it. But maybe he comes into her life anyway, without meaning to, maybe he was always there, sharing a cigarette with her under the bleachers between fifth and sixth period. They are part of each other, now and forever. And he doesn’t understand why this woman stays by his side, why she travels to another country to save him from hell, how he could ever deserve such a miracle. But she is fiercely protective over the people she loves, and she loves him, and that love makes her stronger. Even if it’s scary and uncertain and strange – maybe these two broken, lonely people can heal together… and find something that resembles peace.

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE OUTTTTTT. anyway.

Stranger Things ask game 👉👈

[justapurrcat]

Omg i need More merman tom stuff, I just explored it and it’s one of the best au scenario ever ugh😮‍💨😮‍💨

Okay, let’s go with some headcanons, then 😎🧜‍♂️

Tom would be super excited to bring y/n to his kingdom, like, imagine a cute puppy, but instead of wagging his tail, he is wagging his tail.

"I can’t wait to show you my home, y/n!"

He is preparing everything, or rather, has Nerea fetching all the stuff he needs, he is a king, after all and he’s too busy finding out about the human ways, iykwim.

But here we are, the big day is here, their song is finally ready, so Tom makes y/n eat this special seaweed that gives her gills to breath under water.

Merfolk have a special palace cave (hidden by magic), so once they’ll get there she doesn’t have to stay in the water all the time, but swimming underwater is gonna make them get there faster, which is why they need the seaweed.

Of course, he holds her close the entire way there. And he doesn’t take his hands off of her not even after they arrive, both to protect her and to make it clear that she’s their future queen, not a meal and also because, let’s be honest, he’s so whipped he cannot keep his hands to himself.

Surprisingly but not really, come on it’s Nikki we’re talking about, his mother loves her instantly. It takes a little more for the rest of the family to get there - it’s not everyday your king chooses a prey as his Mate -, but after seeing how happy they are together, they just melt.

"You have such curious bones... what is this?"

"It’s called knee, Pads."

And now it’s official: she is part of the Royal family, time to get ready for the wedding... 👀 (not in the same day, of course).

Nikki thinks of it but doesn’t say it out loud. But she’s already in a wedding planner mood, sending her maids to retrieve mythical treasures that have been lost to the ocean.

"Go, girls. Jewels, pearls, anything you can find. The bride will be beautiful."

The wedding will consists of them singing their song in front of all the Merfolk, and who would’ve thought a human could sing like that, huh?

This first visit doesn’t last much, Tom hisses at a bunch of mermaids who dared to say one (mean) word too many, Nerea scolds them (she won’t admit it yet, but her future queen is slowly growing on her), y/n gets wet-I mean, produces her Sea when Tom calls himself hers. And in the blink of an eye, they’re back to their cave.

"I needed you so much back there. I need you now."

He takes her as soon as they get out of the water, right there on the sand, he doesn’t even bother taking her soaked sundress off.

"Sing, my love. Sing for me."

And boy does she sing...

And now, I’m seriously going to bed 🤣

[maehemthemisfit]

YOU

ME

GAS STATION

What are we getting for dinner? 🤔

Sushi of course 🍣

Uh oh there was a roofie inside out gas station sushi 😳

we black out and wake up in the sewer 🥴

we’re surrounded by fish, horny fish 🙀

You know what that means FISH ORGY! 😵

The stench draws in a bear 🤭

what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it 😎

Bear fight! 🐻

bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. 😮‍💨

We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese 🍕

dance dance revolution. 💃

REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. 😏

Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ 😮

then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun ☀️

black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump 🕺

WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do 🤨

then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT 🤫

THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN 🌞

AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! 👹👹👹👹👹

PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

BEST FUCKING TRIP EVER LETS FUCKING GOOOO

but yo why does this sound like one of them goofy ass rapper sounds with the high pitched voices-

[strwbrrysteam]

June 12, 2022

BITCH. I’m back new year. New me. New life 😎. I’m 18 😮‍💨 I’m just gonna give general life updates cause 😭😭😭 MOST IMPORTANT I still have the cat! I know I said me and Rachel weren’t talking ever again but like we did start talking again because Hannah sent a tiktok to our gc and we just started talking again y’know 😪 BUT. About, I wanna say 3 months later we stopped talking again. FOR GOOD THIS TIME!! I mean it 🙄 before when I said it I would get emotional thinking about a future without her, stalk her socials DAILY, have full blown mental breakdowns about it but this time im ZUNE ✋🏾!! She’s a fucking bitch and I can finally see that thank GOD sheesh it took me long enough 😒 SPEAKING OF BITCHES THO 🙄 I’m never talking to Hannah again either ik you’re like “you’re sister 🤨🤨 ??” YES 🙄 do you know what this bitch did 🙄 so basically she had a lil bf whatever she wanna calm that bum. She was 19 he was like 24/25 WITH F-F-FOUR… CHILDREN 😫 then one day me and Rachel were like 🤨🤨 have you ever looked him up ?? And she was like no. So we do a lil yk 🕵🏾‍♀️🕵🏽‍♀️ detective work 🙄 boom turns out this nigga got a second degree domestic assault charge which if you don’t feel like looking that shit up it’s basically choking somebody out or threatening them with a deadly weapon 👀 we do a lil more digging 🤨 one of bms had a restraining order filed on him the day after he got his domestic abuse charges now I’m no rocket scientist but 🤔🤔🤔 AND THATS the bm Hannah said that HE said he didn’t like 🤨🤨 like 😭 so upon finding that information in the span of like 30 minutes she was like wait he’s at my apt. (Oh yeah Hannah moved out) waiting for me to let him in so we can hang out 😭😭 me being the quick thinker I am 😏 I was like just say I’m sick and you need to take me to the dr 💡 and we all like bet then we can figure this out 😭 the his ass 🙄 he was being mad extra was all like “we don’t even gotta do this no more I don’t gotta come over here no more blah blah blahhhh whoopty woo” basically doing the most acting like she broke up w him 😭 so we like okay bye tf 🤷🏾‍♀️😭 and we in Walmart gonna get snacks cause we was gonna go to Hannah’s apt. to chill for a bit then he start getting buck asf 😭 talkin bout he gonna kick her door in if she don’t literally teleport there to unlock the door so he can get his shit so we like 👀👀👀 PAUSE MR! Def skipped some steps it was so outta the blue everything he was doing was 😭😭😭 so then we like you’re not getting in anywhere w that attitude 🤨 but we was fr scared 😭 we started buying sleeping bags so me and Rachel could sleep over so idk if he broke in it was 3 against 1 ?? 😭 but Hannah tells him she’ll pick up his shit and go to a parking lot and I’m like “let’s get a keep the peace order lolz 😝” and both of them basically cuss me out 😭😭😭 i fr almost cried 🫠🫠🫠 like girl if he at the apt waiting for our asses then what?? 😭 but we go in literally only stuff he had was slides watered down Irish Spring body wash and like half a drop of Old Spice or Ace which ever is in the red bottle body wash. He swore up and down his work shirt was there and she was “Playing with his money”… -works at Taco Bell.. 😭 I’m being so fucking real too 😭 so we get his shit minus the shirt cause it’s literally NOT there 😭 and we leave right boom. So again I’m like “keep the peace order ?? 😝🤷🏾‍♀️” cussed out again so I’m like okay lemme just stfu even tho he blowing up Hannah’s phone and steady threatening her but I’m like that’s yo ass whoopin champ who am I to get in the way of it 👋🏾👋🏾😭. So boom we on the interstate he blowing her phone up still she’s not answering and everything is chill. No. It was not. 😭 This bitch start sniffling and I’m like “are you crying ?? 🤨” mind you she been fine this whole time so it was random as hell 😭 and then good lord this bitch start hyperventilating n having a panic attack behind the wheel, at night, on the interstate. 😭😭 EYYYYE had to take the wheel literally and steer us to the grass so we could pull over 😭

Now during this whole ordeal he steady calling steady calling so I answer and I’m like “nigga stop fucking calling we on our fucking way damn” I’m stressed as shit we just almost died and this nigga got the nerve to CALL ?!? 😭 I hung up before he have a chance to say shit then he texting and like “my older sister heard all that and now she wanna beat yo lil sisters ass 🙎🏾‍♂️” O-O-OOooooOoOOOLDERRRR?!?!?! REMEMBER THAT SMALL DETAIL FROM EARLIER?? THE ONE WHERE I SAID HES 24/25 SOO HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE THIS ANCIENT ARTIFACT ?? 😭 ATP I’m scared okay I ain’t never fought nobody 😭 but my stupid ass like “okay and idc 🙄” but my knees secretly knockin and he just steady threatening me w that war machine 😭😭 so now I’m REALLY like “I mean for YOUR safety we should get a keep the peace order yk 🙄” IM NOT TRYNA GET MY ASS BEAT BY THAT ROUGHEN 😭😭😭 MIND YOU. HIM AND HIS SISTER WAS IN JUVY TOGETHER AND SHE WAS IN THERE BEATING NIIIGGGGGAS ASSES 😭 LIKE WAS BEATING UP TWO NIGGAS AT ONCE AND THEY HAD TO WHOP HER UPSIDE THE HEAD W A PIECE OF WOOD TO STOP THAT DAMN GORILLA 😭😭😭 BITCH HAD TO GET STITCHES 😭 now if you ask ME that right there should be another charge for threatening me w a dead weapon an AR-15 basically 👋🏾😭 ider what happened after that but he ended up not even meeting us to get the stuff 😭 but than GOD cause I was the one driving easy target bruh 😭 so we drive to the liquor store then we go back to her apt and this bitch Hannah giving the vibe she gonna forgive him 🤨 so I’m like if you forgive him I’m not coming over here no more I’m taking the cats and you ain’t hearing from us no more 👋🏾😭 AND THIS BITCH HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT ?!?!? 😭 yeah that was my cue I was ready to fuckin GOOOOO but my car was at Rachel’s grandmas house so I had to wait until the next day after Hannah got off work 😭 boom I leave and I haven’t talked to her since cause like it’s one already incredibly wrong thing to have consider choosing a man over your little sister a man that, MIND YOU, she’s known for a month atp literally a little bit less than 😭😭😭😭 but it’s the fact that she DID choose him over me that blows me fr 😫 like okay girl 🙄 and not even a month before that my stepdad literally went insane and threatened to kill my mama otp while I was the only one home over money that he literally just misplaced and I literally had to make a grand escape 😭😭😭 all the men are going insane fear 🤨 but yeah a Rachel was getting in my last nerve that why we don’t talk anymore 🙄 I’ll get into her topic later I’ve already drawn on a lot 😭 but yeah back to life update my FL sister moved back to FL THABK GOD she’s SOOO annoying 😭 the day my stepdad threatened by mama he was driving somewhere and literally went blind from stress 😭😭😭😭😭 and I haven’t seen him again besides him picking up his stuff in trash bags w the police here on a keep the peace order. I don’t talk to my discord friends anymore I GRADUATED ON TIME 👹 I’ve lost like 30lbs 😝 not much else interesting has happened that I can immediately think of 🤨 so I guess I’ll end this here for now peace out Girl Scout 🧌

[meowzfordayz]

T !!! 🗣️ HII !!! 🗣️

I’m finally stopping by again after being dead for such a lonnngggg time 😭🥹

I started off by rereading your last response to me, which was super heartwarming (very much older sibling vibes 🥹💜), and I can now say I did end up passing the AP Chem exam!! I got a 3, which I was SO relieved to see that I passed 😅😅

I’m now taking AP Bio tho, along with 3 other APs, so I’m back to square one again… And our first unit is covering chem, which ASDJFJSJS *war flashbacks* 😔

Prom was alrighttt; the boy drama didn’t turn out the best for one of my friends during the middle of the event 😬 (very complicated, as most teen drama often is LMAO), but it’s fine now for the most part. I’m happy we at least had fun dressing up and dancing together ☺️

Aside from that, ty for all the lovely advice/support and positive vibes you gave (it means a lot)!! 💜💜

I also want to say that I’m so sorry I was inactive all summer! 😔 Imma be honest, mine didn’t go the best.. Nothing bad happened thankfully, but my mental state took a pretty steep nosedive, mostly due to the looming knowledge of this being the last year of my childhood (legally), time flying by way too fast, and the upcoming stress of college apps 😓

However, near the end of the summer I watched the movie Soul for the first time (just by chance), which actually resonated so deeply with me?? I’m so grateful I watched it because it genuinely helped pull me out of the state of limbo I was in, and I’ve can honestly say I’ve been doing much better since then (it definitely hammered home a lot of the advice you gave as well 🫶). A bit cheesy, but nonetheless ironically fitting for what it was lmao 😅

Now, how have you been??? I scrolled down a little to see that you injured your knee?! 😰

Super glad it wasn’t a torn ACL, but a sprain it still quite inconvenient and painful (been there 😔). Remember to take it easy and rest, and I hope it heals soon 😤

Other than that, hope you’ve been well overall? 🥹

- 💜

Hii bby !!!!! 🤯😍 I'm so glad you weren't actually dead, and am thrilled to see you in my inbox again !!!!! 😂🫶🏽 You've nothing to apologize for inactivity wise; you had a lot going on, which is 100% understandable! 😵‍💫 I haven't watched Soul, but I liked its trailers, and am happy it accomplished what I (personally) feel art should — made you feel something !! 🥺

Congratulations on passing AP Chem !! 🥳🤓 I only took 2 AP classes in high school (Language & Composition + Government), and didn't take any of the official exams (I did get A's in the classes themselves tho), and I purposely avoided the STEM AP classes lmao — props to you !! 😤😎

Prom and drama seems like an appropriate (albeit unfortunate) combo 🥴, but I'm relieved that everything's generally ~okay! 😮‍💨 I hope you yourself had a drama free and enjoyable night? 😅 What color was your outfit? 👀

My knee's doing well, albeit still a bit stiff, and I can def tell when I've accidentally pushed it too much throughout the day (i.e. walking too fast + standing for too long). 🤪 Besides that, I'm basically just on the semester grind: classes, work, hw, writing, exercising, and hanging out w/ my bf + friends. 🫨

Sending you fabulous Friday vibes, and a bonus bowl of pho! 🍜💝