#which is good because oh my God this kitchen knife is not ergonomics gfdi my knuckles hurt

[arctic-hands]

Oops my hand... actually I'm not going to say my hands slipped because in context of this post it might alarm people so moving on

[Image Description: a wood figure made of five glued together popsicle sticks and crudely carved out with a paring knife. The figure is dense enough to stand on its own, and it has a long beak, long and slender mammalian body with some vaguely webbed feet in the back, and a long, beaver-like tail. In short, (hopefully) reminiscent of a certain cartoon platypus. End I.D.]

A platypus carved out of glued together popsicle sticks?

[Image Description: same wooden figure, now with another piece of wood on the head that is roughly carved into the shape of a fedora. End I.D]

Perry the Platypus carved out of glued together popsicle sticks!??