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a-teardrop-of-the-sun · 11 months ago

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i am (tragically) a minimum of one handshakes away from stephen king for two reasons: he has a winter home in the bullshit part of florida i grew up in and, more importantly, my dad ran into him in the showers at a local gym one time

mine is five degrees separated from donald trump btw. yes it haunts me. you do have to tell me who it is in the tags because im nosy.

#'what did you do dad' we asked #'i recognized him and immediately went away' my dad says #which is exactly what you should do imho if you are unlucky enough to brush past stephen king #oh also my one school friend lived in the same neighborhood as janet evanovich (the author)#florida is weird y'all #we were in like. a middle class neighborhood #a few blocks away were beachfront multi multi million dollar mcmansion fuckoff 'winter homes' for handfuls of rich fucks #two blocks inland was like. half-derelict social housing full of extremely low income families #i went to school with people whose families were in poverty and with people whose fathers were literal millionaires #i literally cannot fathom why everyone living there isn't so radicalized by the insane catering to the ultra wealthy when there's also so #much fucking abject poverty and suffering and literal fucking slavery all in like. the same counties as the bajillionaires #i know it radicalized the fuck out of me anyways

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