#which is REAlly funny

[electricpurrs]

back to the ultrakill dev stream. hakita mentioned he didnt want to put crosses in the game cause they didnt want to make actual references to christanity or anything and the ultrakill lore is like a separate thing from real world religion and then they stopped and realized wait. we cant get rid of crosses. "because there is a cross right in the middle of gabes' fucking face". so thats why they added the whole tree of life thing in Violence to explain that the cross has a different meaning in ultrakill so they could excuse why its there

[dovewingkinnie]

the two sides of tumblr

[magpod-confessions]

i think gerry, jon, and michael should kiss creepy style

.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Your William is such a fucking weevil to me that I forget he kills kids

he is child serial killer that is his whole deal

[etherealworm]

My biggest flex is not reading the apush textbook but accurately guessing the editors of the two most infamous yellow journalism newspapers because I'm obsessed with Newsies

[selfmaderibcageman]

had some fucking insane mole today btw. literally off the shits

[spotlightstudios]

Hi tumblr, I'm getting back to my Eldritch Alien Eclipse au :)

He's an alien overlord who's been trying to talk to humans who enter his domain for centuries, but they either die entering his airspace or spontaneously keel over when he tries to talk to them, and he's not sure why???

Then there's y/n. Y/n was the pilot for their ship, and ended up in debris at the edge of Eckipse's territory after an unexpected space-bandit attack. They were really frail and injured, not expected to survive, but they were the one to pull through. For some reason, they can speak to Eclipse w/o their brains imploding.

Y/n is basically Eclipse's advisor, companion, and tomagatchi (pretty much). They eventually want to connect Eclipse to other humans and get new allies for Space Relations reasons, but first they have to find a way for him to communicate w/o killing anyone.

[winged-cries]

sorry to be all about celeb gossip but does anyone know if patsy ever said anything about noel? because noel was horrible about her, went so far as to blame her for liam's behavior, made fun of her etc. and i can't find anything patsy ever said about him

[larabar]

Thoughts on this Chip image?

AKSNDJDBDJDBBDJF-

he is CRAVING

[poppy5991]

@nerdyneko6373 I did see this and I laughed hahaha

Ironically I may be one of the more popular fanfic authors for this ship, but I’ve noticed that quite a few of my tumblr followers hate Endeavor/Endhawks based on their blog posts, but follow me because they seem to like the LOV incorrect quote memes in particular.

(I assume they just block the ship tags which totally chill- that’s why I tag all the ship stuff. Not everyone’s cup of tea. You’re all welcome here even if it’s not your vibe. No one has ever been rude to me on here cause you’re all sweethearts.)

Anyway this phenomenon is hilarious to me because I just picture people going: Alright, I hate your OTP but you make a good meme. You got me there.

[go-learn-esperanto]

Everyone has heard of Seeing Your Mutuals as Their Profile Picture but are you ready for Seeing Yourself as Your Profile Picture?

[dovewingkinnie]

can you draw William being scared of the bug?

the bug

[archervale]

Ahshs more proof that I am still the same person, apparently I made this for my grandma when I was little

[sushiikando]

just saw full ass tittys on my home page I did not consent to this

[paterday]

I feel kinda pathetic complaining about being sad on here all the time cuz like. Boo fucking hoo nothing can change this. But also. I love bitching

[the-golden-ghost]

tell me about an underrated creature or critter

I'm going to say Basket Stars because the only time I really see them get brought up is when people are like "look at this horrifying abomination from the depths" and then it's just a sea star with extra leggies. Like it's just a guy. They move but so do starfish like come on

They're pretty close relatives to brittle stars which are also extremely cute