#which i personally dig tbh

[mephoj]

nickel and balloon would be so much more interesting if people explored the way nickel became everything awful that balloon used to be but so much worse ironically all in the name of "protecting" everyone from that history repeating. and not softboy tsundere yaoi or whatever is going on in those tags rn

[gxtzeizm]

the fact that me, as a fan of both lando and oscar without any bias (maybe a bit on lando but not that much), is going to witness both "oscar fans, lando antis" and "lando fans, oscar antis" posts all in my one dash 🥲🥲

also the fact that atp i couldn't even bother enough with this same situation on both lewis and george. now it happens on lando and oscar as well which got me like....

[deus-ex-mona]

i miss her…

[cuteniaarts]

Behold, my latest and most enamouring new obsession:

Malina, Lady of the Chief of the Northern Water Tribe. As if Red Lotus child OCs weren’t niche enough

[express-archives]

thinkign about faye

[womanfredvonkarma]

I suppose I cannot advise my friend to break up with his partner if he's really in love, even with the knowledge that he hasn't mentioned a single way in which the relationship has actually improved his life; he mostly talks about this person to either gush about how he's definitely going to get married or to vent about another issue they're having. The crux of the issue is that he seems to be in the same situation as me wrt wanting more than anything to actually feel something, and if he's anything like me then he treats the pain as being in itself proof of genuineness. Or maybe not. In any case, he seems more jazzed about being in love than analysing whether it's doing anything good for him.

[carverl]

Throwing my hat in the ring with the whole Phantom, V Vitti, Zor connection;

I feel that Vitti was definitely someone close to Zor, hence why they keep their portrait as well as an Agency lighter in their safe. Vitti disappearing and Zor blaming the EOD for it is the most compelling answer to me and it explains Zor's initial interest turned malicious obsession with Pheonix as they feel like Pheonix is an insult to Vitti's memory.

Feel like in either the next game, we're going to get betrayed by the Agency, with what Vitti said, I'm 100% certain that they're super shady

[marrissacooper]

I see everyone criticising ttpd but for once I actually like it lol definitely better than midnights imo

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

i hope i die before my father bc i want him to be pall bearer at my funeral so he can let me down one last time 😩

[daffythefox]

^ my tags on a different post wanted to update that they also dmed me asking if i was okay. which means they’ve now triple texted me they’re literally obsessed with me i won the narc crash (is still emotionally devastated)

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

i mess one thing up and i can actively feel my psyche shifting to one of that of a actively-being-hunted prey animal. fumbled a doctors appointment and the anxiety i feel over it has only been seen in rabbits pursued by hawks.

[cosmogenous]

oh and another thing

[suempu]

Looooving the Laios content!!!! If you have any nsfw headcanons for him we would love to hear those too👀

<3 i tried to keep it as gn as possible. reader is on the receiving end

laios wouldn’t really be interested in sexual things unless you ask him about it.

getting intimate with him would have to happen at random or unplanned.

he’s really just content with kissing and hugging you, he’s never once thought of sex. one kiss is enough to get him so high and happy.

please makeout with this man, it gets him going. he loves your lips, the way you hum into his mouth, and the gentle caresses you leave on his arm while you do.

your first makeout session gets him hard. normally, you two only exchange sweet kisses and touches, so he was shocked when you decided to crawl over his lap to hold his face better.

his mind explodes from there.

he’s a whimperer, please guys agree with me on this. a lot of quiet gasps and surprised voice cracks are gonna come out of him.

“mmf… nghh… mMph-!”

he loves it when you tug on his hair, when your fingers dig into his roots and firmly pulling it back while you grind down at him.

laios likes putting his hands around your body, he embraces you while moaning into your mouth, eager for more of your taste.

dont get me started with the whole “taste” thing.

this man loves to eat, we all know that. but he loves to eat you.

the first time is awkward, as he’s not sure where he’s allowed to touch you and he’s quite hesitant.

“i just… don’t wanna make you uncomfortable.”

“laios, i’ll tell you if i don’t like it, okay?

you’re both learning each other’s bodies, and after much reassurance he leans in and nips at your neck.

he’s a… mouthy person. loves sucking on your skin, biting your ear (gently of course), moaning into your shoulder. one thing he loves to do, which isn’t inherently sexual, is to wrap his arms around you while nosing and kissing the skin between your jaw to your shoulder.

he trails his lips all over you, making you giggle and moan at the same time. he just likes feeling you out tbh

laios is def girthy, nothing extreme, just a bit thicker than you’d realize. he’s kind of shy at first, no one has ever seen him like this so he doesn’t know if he’s considered “sexy” or attractive

until now, he paid no mind to his body, didn’t care if people found him hot or anything, but he’s suddenly embarrassed when its you.

“i-is it good enough…?”

“you’re literally bigger than 4 of my fingers combined.”

but yes, please praise this man. tell him you love him and that he’s beautiful.

laios eats up the praise, he has a dopey smile on his face and a blush on his cheeks. he loves knowing that he can satisfy you, it makes him feel fulfilled.

once you actually get to it, his body was trembling from the heat and warmth. he moans shakily while nuzzling his face into your hair, murmuring about how good you feel and how much he loves you.

he’s really loud. he’ll moan in your ear with no hesitation and you tease him about it afterwards.

aftercare with him is comfy and cozy. you both are spent as you cuddle into each other, basking in the afterglow.

he has such a loving gaze, he looks so much like a big puppy that it makes your heart melt.

“that… was really good.” he sighs, lips nuzzled into your hair. pulling back from his chest, you rub his cheeks as you relax into the pillows, staring up at him with a smug face. “i can tell. with the way you came after 10 seconds.”

“please don’t.” he groans.

don’t worry, after a few times he will memorize all the sensitive spots in your body and get you to cum a thousand more.

laios has good stamina and he can go for at least 2 or 3 more rounds. if you’re too tired, he’ll use his remaining energy to carry you to the bathroom and wash you both off.

will unintentionally get hard while he’s cleaning you, so please forgive him for that. he’s just really attracted to you lmao

“next time maybe you can try pulling my hair.” you lean back against his chest in the tub. “or maybe a tug?”

“i don’t know… i wouldn’t wanna accidentally hurt you.”

“……”

“…”

“laios are you hard right now?”

“i’m sorry.”

after that, you both will have a relaxing routine of drying each other’s hair and brushing your teeth before sleeping.

laios is eager to learn more about your body and he’s genuinely excited to figure out what gets you going. 100/10 lover, he can’t wait to go again.

[queenerdloser]

we're now at 3/3 adaptions where the writers completely change the ending so the count doesn't end up with haydee. this continues to be absolutely fucking hilarious to me, as does anyone leaving replies on this post telling me that actually dantes/haydee is supeeeer popular and makes more thematic sense, blah blah blah.

i find it extremely funny that it seems like everyone hates the choice to have dantes run off with haydee. have yet to see an adaption that doesn't try to pair her up with someone else instead. we are all out here gently rewriting dumas' ending bc we all collectively agree that it was a bad choice.

[sanchoyo]

ooough everytime i see pics of rly cute mecha girls like that miku fig i just rbed i always wanna mess w aquas design and make her MORE mecha. I LOVE mech designs. but I want her to be easy to draw quickly, so...those type of designs never become 'official' u know..😔

[pbjplatypus]

Listen not to bash on astrology but I DO find it funny that I'll be like "my birthday is October 29" and people will be like "oh you don't seem like a Scorpio tho??" And all I have to say is "yeah my moon sign is Sagittarius" and all of a sudden they're like "OHHHHH that makes SO MUCH SENSE"