#which i did godbless

[akaisenhatake]

i love how Heimdall covers Atreus's eyes like "i am an asshole, but i am not letting this little shit see the degenerate shit these mortals create"

on god i fuckin tell you not even odin would want to torment a kid like that, the boy has gone through a lot of shit he don't deserve it 💀

anyways made this shitty meme for this ask alone your welcome

[leupagus]

Wait WHAT

[carnographix]

"Human" sona/TSP s/i reference image, finally. Mods, kill this guy.

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[pikslasrce]

cunty outfit save me save me cunty outfit

[aromanticannibal]

bro i have jaw cramps 💀

and I have bruises on my knees so I'm starting to think we did actually suck someone's dick last night

[fluxydrawings]

jimmy/grian/joel podfic :) this was a super cute one ta make, fun fic ^_^ written by the delightful @giddyfenix :D

[acesammy]

man if there's one thing that those AP classes in hs did for me, its that they gave me the ability to absolutely crank out an essay

[notjanine]

this week me n Books got dressed up and went to a slightly famous fun new restaurant,* the next day we stayed in for a cozy movie night,** and the next we met their mom for dinner.*** it’s almost like we’re building a life together or something****

[laikahh]

they should invent an abandonment that you cant see coming. they should invent an abandonment that you dont have to prepare yourself for for months or maybe even years. they should invent an abandonment thats quick and easy - like ripping a bandaid off!

[shithowdy]

wishing people would understand (and advertisers would stop giving the impression) that herbal remedies don't actually work like fantasy potions where you have a Symptom and they magically target that Symptom specifically-- they work exactly like pharmaceutical medicines but at a less concentrated scale, and it can interact poorly with them if you are already using them.

ashwagandha doesn't "lower your anxiety", it reduces your cortisol levels, which can in turn lower your blood pressure and interact with other adrenal and BP meds. ginkgo doesn't "help you think", it dilates your blood vessels and is an anti-platelet, which increases cerebral bloodflow but can interact with other circulatory meds. grapefruit seed extract is an incredible antifungal but it will inhibit enzymes that break down many types of medication and lead to blood toxicity of those meds.

i've worked in this industry since before insta/tiktok was a major force in advertising for it and i've watched the swing from people generally being educated about this niche thing they have come in to buy to "i saw on tiktok that this will give me energy"

.... will it? have you had bloodwork done? are you adequately absorbing your nutrition? are you getting sunlight? stop being scammed by symptom-centric buzzwords. anything that promises it will give you energy or help you focus or whatever else hinges entirely on your body chemistry fitting very certain criteria and a lot of people end up disappointed when that cordyceps did nothing for them when it turns out they're low on stomach acid and not synthesizing their B vitamins correctly or something else that is way above my paygrade to determine.

the american healthcare system is a shitshow and people often have no choice but to take their treatments into their own hand, but "natural remedies" want your money just as bad as "big pharma" and it's up to the individual to do their epistemological due diligence when treating themselves. godbless.

[mysticmellowlove]

yandere streamer with a reader who’s a cam!girl?

note; not me googling mmorpg (flashback to graal online classic which for some reason was my choice of poison godbless it's cursed soul)

warnings; fem reader, fem anatomy, yan streamer, masturbation, i don't know i was feeling a little wild tonight, nasty reader, sadistic reader, findom?, dirty talk, degradation

Seth didn't usually play with fans but when he did he always seemed to find something new and interesting to harp on about. However, as he joined the call with one of the people who had won the giveaway he noticed something strange. They weren't in the room yet but those lights, the audio set up and the insulating panels on the wall.

He recognised the room as well, that soft toned wall and the plush pillows on the bed. A stout cough left him as he let the information sink in.

This was without a doubt "sugarhunnie's" room. While she wasn't an overly popular camgirl she was one of his favourites. She had started streaming only a few months back, starting off much more guarded. A couple of videos of her dirty talking had popped up on his feed (yes he did use only fans, there's nothing wrong with supporting his favourite mature streamers) and he was hooked.

He had watched as she got more confident, soon moving to playing with those pretty nipples of hers, whining on screen about how she needed someone to 'soothe' them after a long day of being confined to a bra.

Then she finally showed her bare body and he was hooked. She was everything he never knew he needed. A wolf in sheep's clothing. He'd spent hours watching her videos repeatedly, attending every live and looking through all her posts. She was a hidden gem only he knew about it seemed. He and maybe twenty other people.

"Sorry, I'm late!" He nearly fell out of his chair as the door to her room seemed to shut and she came on screen, dressed in the softest looking hoodie he had ever seen... his branded hoodie.

"Sorry if this sounds weird but I never thought I'd be the one to win the giveaway, you're a huge part of my life..." she seemed to fluster a little as she looked at him.

"You almost always play in the background when I'm working graveyard shifts... but you probably hear that a lot." She laughed, her face crinkling up joyously as she smiled. It was infectious watching her, her face wasn't always visible in her videos but now he could see all of her.

He was in love, infatuated and incredibly turned on.

"Haha, well I'm glad." He sputtered out as he rubbed his neck sheepishly. His favourite girl watched his streams, she had his merch... she was talking to him right now. His hand shook slightly as he pulled up the latest mmorpg and set up a room.

"I just downloaded this so I hope I'm not too bad." She grinned as she logged on and sent over a friend request. He accepted it and watched as the username popped into his friend list.

"Sugar huh?" He smiled, trying his best to keep his tone even. She laughed and nodded, going on about an old nickname. Either way he happily logged on and walked her through the game, she was fun to play with her. They even went past the allotted time and when she had to log off he found that he was sad.

He had already gotten used to her being on his screen, her tongue slightly out as she focused on taking out the reinforcements as he grinded away at the boss. But... that also meant he could solidify his assumption. Was she really sugarhunnie or was he simply dreaming it up?

He double checked his settings, shut down his discord and opened up his browser, going through his usual routine of making sure things were secure, he couldn't let her identity be leaked to anyone associated with him. They'd take away her attention and now that he possibly had seen her face... he couldn't stand it.

As he logged on his heart began to race, she was live. He clicked on the notification and watched as it loaded up, her form already sitting in the middle of the bed. It was the same room, same bed and same walls. Same cushions and if he looked hard enough he could see his merch off to the side, thrown carelessly over an armchair.

"I had a chat with the cutest boy today." She started to talk, her hands trailing down her curves before settling onto her inner thighs, her fingers pushing into the fat to create texture.

"He was so eager and ready to please." A lilting giggle echoed into his headphones as he watched almost hypnotised.

"His sweet little expression, the way he blushed when I nailed something he taught me about his game." His breathing picked up, was she.... was she talking about him? She was talking about... him? Really she had to have been! She had to have been, he could see the lower part of her face... her grinning mouth.

"That's all he's good for, just a pathetic man to look at. Watching his eyes light up was intoxicating." She mused as her fingers went to dip into her cunt, fingers coming out slick with her arousal.

"Your eyes looking up at me as I praise you for how much of a good boy you're being." He couldn't help the hand that drifted down to his pants, his cock already pulsing and straining against the constrictive fabric. She had all these thoughts about him that she went live just to talk about it?

His body jerked a little as he brushed against his sensitive head through the fabric, hurriedly he unzipped his pants and shoved his hand down to cup himself.

"It's all you'll ever be good at huh? Just a little slut to please me, fuck your tongue into me." Her breaths came out in puffs as her fingers worked on herself, in and out he watched the movements as if his eyes were glued to the screen.

"I shouldn't see anyone in the live chat, you better be jerking off your pathetic dicks." She laughed playfully as she gave the camera a good view of her wet pussy, the arousal catching the light. He felt his mouth fill with saliva, as wanted to lean forwards and just... touch her, feel her. As expected there was no one in the chat other than the ones sending her money.

The sounds of her fingers plunging in and out of her were sinful as he let his hand move to the same beat she was, it was almost as if he was there with her. He wished he was there with her.

"Keep pumping yourself, you don't want to upset me do you." She teased as she moaned, her head falling back as she let herself be taken away by the feeling.

"You're to cum at the same time as me alright, I expect nothing less. You're my little slut right so you have to listen to me." She laughed as her spare hand went to play with her clit, rolling and pinching it teasingly as her hips fluttered with her movements.

"And after you cum I better see you sending me money, I don't take freeloaders alright." She scoffed as her cunt took her fingers to the knuckles, the squelching sound rattling around in his head as he fought to keep his eyes open and on her.

"Alright now, don't disappoint me." She grinned, her teeth flashing as she sped up her pace, focusing entirely on herself.

"Bet you wish you were here, right? Lapping at my pussy?" A breath left his mouth as he watched her intently, the way her thighs were glistening. Her sounds grew louder as she thrust her hips to the rhythm of her fingers, drawing herself closer and closer before she seemed to stutter.

A loud cry left her mouth as she shivered for a moment, her fingers languidly pulling from her body, catching the light as she stroked her wettened hand over her body tantalisingly. He too found himself cumming at the sight, her orders in his mind.

"Come on now, stupid sluts. I better see some donations." She giggled as she let her hands soothe her body. He shook as he pulled his hand from his pants and went to give her some of the money he himself had made, the donation blending in with all the others.

"Good boy, there we go. You're just a useless slut, only good for pleasure and a quick buck." She laughed as she sat forward, her nipples hardening as she showcased her breasts to the camera.

"I'll see you next time alright, you better be here or I'll be mad." She faux pouted before the live ended and he was left staring at the front page of her profile.

[torchtour]

Whatever you do, DO NOT make a deal with it.

Don't let it into your mind.

DO NOT GIVE IT YOUR NAME OR ANY PERSONAL INFO.

The Pines are a good suggestion, try looking Mystery Shack from Gravity Falls, Oregon online.

If the town doesn't exist in your reality, you are fucked, man.

My condolences.

tysm for the advice!! <33

you and a Handful of others havE begged me not to, under any circumstances, make "a deaL" with it. which seems PerfecTly reasonable to me. tHat IS unless it's offering me a night Without the dREams, in which case i mighT have to shake its greasy fuCking demon Hand!! (kidding. im kidding. haha.)

i did havE a momentary lapse in juDgment laSt night befOre bed when i tried demanding it stop hUrting my eye (which im convinced it is doing. somehow.) and that worked about as weLl as One might expect: it did not work.

ive taken to wearing an eyepatch around the house (godbless) because the one that's been bleeding is abominably sore + sensitive and ive nobody around (except the triangle) to tease me For it.

and is having dreaMs (nIghtmares) about it every Night count as it bEing "let into my mind"? i know im not out of the woods until it's dead but at least i haven't fucked that part up, right? right?

oh. and ive just checked online!! THERE IS NO MYSTERY SHACK :((

so. how long do my irls have to plan my fucking funeral??

[mushyposts]

WOAH! THE CREW???? THE CREW FROM HIT FANFICTION NO THING DEFINES A MAN LIKE LOVE??? WOAH WOAH WOAH??? Anyway yes omg its them!!! This took me so long and im so tired but look at my ANGELS!

UM! Friendly reminder that I myself am not Inuit/Indigenous! I did research + had an Indigenous person helping me w the tattoos, but if theres anything wrong/disrespectful pls do let me know and I will fix it. All the tattoos r on a seperate layer so it'll be an easy fix and one i am more then happy to do. A few of the designs changed between this and my written description, so... Oops?? Especially Morqa. I got carried away ok.... ANYWAY I have some little notes abt their designs here and there so! Kaiqa: He used to have shorter bangs around his face but they annoyed him so he tried to let them grow out but that annoyed him so he would cut them again and then try to let them grow out and now he just has perpetual baby hairs that wont get any longer. Mikla: UM. Not much to say here. Isnt he pretty tho?? Buteq: SOMEHOW ENDED UP THE MOST MAJESTIC MAN EVER. HELLO?? The two beads on the right are for his nieces and the one on the left is for his sister! Neter: One time he got super cocky abt being 7 years older then Nitya which meant he was a better fighter and so Nitya was like "yeah?? ok bet." and then punched him and broke his nose and was like "hm where are those warrior reflexes?" so now Neter has a permanently bent nose. Sorqai: He got the scar thats through his beard in the same raid that cause Nitya and Konait (Kaiqas older brother) to die. Nitya died trying to get Konait and some other kids out of the mess, and Sorqai got injured trying to get to them to help. He's mostly numb on that side of his face due to nerve damage ! Causes him to lisp a bit, especially w the chipped tooth (which he got from tripping) Natai: He wears both his own and Nitya's necklaces their parents made them, and intends to only take of Nitya's and let it go into the ocean where he was buried when the war is over. His own way of keeping Nitya involved in the war effort, something that was really important to him. Kutai: Again, no real notes here but isnt he pretttyyy..... Kovak: Honestly, very likely one of my favourite character designs I've ever made. Im kind of obsessed with him. He doesnt wear his necklace from his parents because he wasnt on good terms with them at all while they were alive. He took it off before they died, and hasnt been able to bring himself to put it back on. he intends to give it to his kid when he gets back. Mori: UM! I dont have a lot of notes here. Mori has two kids ! Hence the three tattoos under their chin, I saw an inuit creator/source say that sometimes people will add lines as they have kids and I thought that was really lovely so yes!! Again im just. I think hes so pretty. Luqait: Im so sorry king I did u dirty posting this after that one chapter. Each one of the beads he wears is dedicated to someone he knew in the tribe who died, theres more not visible on the other side of the braids. I can say for 100% certainty theres one for Kya and Nitya. Saila: Saila was actually a design i struggled a lot with, but I think I got them to a point im happy with!!! They're a good amount intense, androgynous and also have that amber flash in their eyes. The amber comes from having Fire Nation somewhere in their ancestry, something I dont think will really come up in the fic, but a detail I think is good to know! Morqa: I changed Morqa's design the most, especially his hair! But I think he's ended up being a design I am most proud of. The piercings especially!! Eventually u will run out of space (that we can see ig??) king but today is not that day godbless.

OKAY! THERE WE GO... I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES THEM UM PLS BE NICE AND DONT REPOST AND IDK JUST.... I HOPE U LIKE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO i know oc's in fics arent always peoples favourites but the reception of these guys has been like. Beyond mindblowing. Im so fucking excvited and happy everytime people in my comments talk about how much they love the characters i've created. Like.... The fact that people enjoy the OC's and not just for what the give to Zuko, but for what they give to each other and their own individual stories is so incredible to me. I hope u guys like this and I hope it helps u visualise them better!! : D

[mochiwrites]

I have more married Scarian questions (I’m supposed to be doing homework, but married Scarian is x10000 more important).

Were they married before Hermitcraft? If so, how did they meet? When they joined Hermitcraft was it in the order like it is irl, Scar in season 4 (had to google when Scar joined cause I didn’t know), and Grian in season 6? If that’s the case, then did they tell others that they knew each other before joining? Or did they decide to just kinda screw with the other hermits and pretend not to know each other when in reality they’re married?

If they weren’t married before Hermitcraft, then when did they get married? Was it in season 6? (I know you’d mentioned in a previous ask them having cute domestic moments in season 7, so it leads me to think that they were married before season 7, I could be wrong though).

they were married before hermitcraft, yes! I just figured it out in the previous ask I answered but :3 they met through hypixel <3

the order they joined hermitcraft is the same. I’m thinking scar was a lil hesitant to join when he was invited because he’d be away from grian. which is when grian told him he was putting evo together, encouraging him to do it

so scar joins s4, grian starts evo! they keep in contact but well. about a year in grian mysteriously disappears. and scar is very worried. the hermits pick up on this and I think in all his worry scar kind of forgets to mention grian is his husband. whoops

cue grian popping up again toward the end of season 5, somehow crashing into mumbo’s redstone world when trying to get back to scar’s solo world. he and mumbo meet, become friends, and mumbo is able to get him and scar back in contact :D

I think the hermits all know that grian and scar know each other. and grian never mentions he and scar are married because he? kind of assumes they all knew? because of scar? and it’s not like he and scar really try to hide it. the hermits are just oblivious godbless

(I was originally going back and forth on if I wanted them to get married while on hermitcraft — and if that was route I had gone, I wanted to have it where they got married in s8 because of the moon big stuff svdhrhtgb in that world, they would’ve been dating in s7)

[sporesgalaxy]

HI AS A SURPRISE TO NO ONE it is time to talk about The Wittebane Timeline Again, and be left with more questions than answers. godbless

So, Philip has shorter hair in these 2 images

but hair long enough for a pony tail (yet still no beard) in these two

This seems to support what is vaguely implied by Masha saying "worlds" PLURAL when they say that Caleb "used a secret code to travel between worlds." That is, it implies Caleb went back and forth between the Human and Demon Realm for some amount of time.

At the least, Caleb was back in the human realm for some amount of time, and then left again at a point long enough after their apparent first encounter with Evelyn (in the first two pictures) that Philip's hair had grown several inches.

•••

Next up, one image proves that Philip seems to have brought the original mask (which he's wearing in the silhouetted image above) with him to the Demon Realm.

this MIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! mean that the way Philip ORIGINALLY got to the Boiling Isles was by just sneaking in after Caleb. If this is the case, that would be what is depicted in the silouhetted image above.

It would explain why the Titan's Blood was still buried where the code said it would be; Philip did not use it, nor did he need to figure out where it was or even know what Titan's Blood was. This seems in line with Philip not knowing how to leave the Demon Realm in his early journal entries.

But it doesn't fully explain why Philip and Caleb seem to be reuniting much later, when Philip has a beard.

If Philip separated himself deliberately from Caleb, why?

(A falling out in the Human world? A falling out on the other side of the portal after Philip snuck through? Or Philip simply losing all trust in his brother for fraternizing with a witch? Perhaps considering Caleb to be literally bewitched, and not fully himself anymore because of the witch's influence? <- I am biased toward this last one, personally)

If not deliberate on Philip's part, how were the two separated?

When and why did Caleb stop returning to the Human world?

Did Caleb know that Philip was on the Boiling Isles? Did Caleb even know that Philip was aware of Evelyn?

I've asked most of these questions before. But dear God I want to know so badly. OTL please TOH finale please please please please pl

[wolfythewitch]

Wolfy, you have not only dragged me into the EPICS, but also now into the prince of Egypt (I'm on my first watch) I did not expect it to be this good, although I'm a little confused on what's going on This is infact an invitation so you can ramble if you please yes yes

HI YES PRINCE OF EGYPT INCREDIBLE MOVIE

It details the story of Moses, specifically found in the book of Exodus (aka, a departure or emigration), and also the story of Passover, a Jewish tradition. If any of my Jewish followers want to talk about that, feel free! My knowledge is very surface level and mostly from what I've read from the bible.

But so yeah at that time, the Hebrew people were slaves under the Egyptian rule, but they were multiplying too much and the pharaoh got nervous. So he ordered that any infant child be taken and thrown into the river. Moses was a baby at that time, and so he would've met the criteria of baby throwing. His mother did not vibe with that order and took Moses, placed him in a waterproof basket, and sent him down the river to hopefully find a better future than drowning. He ends up floating by the royal palace and gets found by the princess, daughter of the pharaoh(tho in the movie they changed her to be the wife instead) who takes a liking to him and decides to adopt him. In the bible, Miriam (his sister who the mother sends to follow him) asks the princess if she'd like a nursemaid, claiming to know someone (that someone being Moses' mother), and the princess agrees, so Moses gets to be with his family for a few years before going back to the palace. In the movie they don't have that and he's taken in directly with Miriam just praying he be safe and come back to them one day. So it's not very explicit in the bible but love the relationship between him and Rameses (I don't think he was actually named in the bible, but historians figured it was him based on contextual evidence) godbless and then he accidentally kills a guy and runs away. He meets tzipporah and his family and gets welcomed in and married and stuff. So the burning bush. Moses' destiny, if you will, is to save his people, and God tells him as much. Go back to Egypt and free his people. Moses doesn't think himself up to it but God says he'll be with him. So he goes back and does. Rameses refuses because that's his entire workforce, and in retaliation God sends down the 10 plagues. With each plague, Rameses hardens his heart and he refused to let Moses' people go. Until the tenth and final plague, the death of the firstborn. Any household with lamb's blood painted on their doorpost, the angel of death will pass over (AYEEE Passover). The Hebrews knew this but the Egyptians did not. Finally, at the death of his own son, Rameses tells Moses that his people are free.

They take their stuff and go. Thing is, to be actually free, they'd have to cross the wilderness. But there's a pesky sea blocking their way, which isn't very great for the whole crossing the wilderness thing. Also, the Egyptians had a change of heart and are going to get them back. So they're trapped between the sea and the enemy. God sends down a pillar of fire to stall them (though iirc in the bible it's like a cloud of darkness and a pillar of light depending on who you were) and while that's happening, Moses goes over and strikes his staff into the water. And the red sea parts before him, giving them a straight path across. You know the rest, with the people crossing and the waters coming down to drown the army and stuff. So now they're officially free from the Egyptians! But they're not done yet, because the main goal is to reach the Promised Land, and Moses is designated to lead them. They do skip ahead a few chapters and have Moses already grab the two stone tablets with the ten commandments, that doesn't happen until later and involves a golden calf haha