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kagaintheskywithdiamonds · 4 months ago
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disney: we're a big scary company and anyone we don't like we can just sue them into nonexistence nintendo: hold my beer
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halcyon-deluxe · 1 month ago
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18, 26, 37, 71, 99, 100
18. Phobia:
Honestly I'm not afraid of much, but I really hate bugs, statues, and the ocean.
26. What's one thing you regret?
I regret not staying with my grandmother longer. I vividly remember the last time I saw her before she passed. I remember seeing her face, seeing how happy she was to see me- because she had just woken up and I was the first thing she saw- and I kept thinking how I hated that I had to say goodbye to her. I really regret leaving.
37. Have you ever been dumped?
Nope!
71. Have you ever been lost?
Honestly I don't know, I'm great with directions and I'm relatively good at familiarizing myself with my environment quickly. Unless you mean emotionally lost, because I was VERY lost and confused emotionally in 2020-2021.
putting these last 2 under a readmore cuz they are long af lol
99. Have you ever met someone who didn't seem real?
Yeah, in college 2021 I was in a weird situationship with a straight boy named August and he was like, text book perfect. Dirty blonde hair, deep green eyes, kind of lean and hunky, like he was muscular but in a "this is a product of my naturally playful and athletic lifestyle, not the gym" kind of way, and he was just unfathomably gentlemanly. 2021 was first semester coming off of a traumatic break up, and due to my minor I had to take an extra semester of college which meant my entire graduating class had finished school the semester prior. I didn't have any friends on campus due to this, but it was cool because despite the break up, I was able to use that freedom to kinda reinvent myself. August was the first friend I made, but we became friends because he had seen me give a speech in our philosophy class about Kesha for an assignment (I don't remember what the fuck I said though) and he thought it was the most interesting part of class. We ended up becoming really fast friends and throughout the year he would seek me out and idk just validate a lot of expressive decisions I made (things that I would usually be insecure about) that were a product of trying to be more authentic in spite of my break up, and it just felt like the perfect gift from the universe. Like, I remember a day where I was looking relatively nice and was feeling good about myself, so I decided to walk to a coffee shop on campus to pass the time. Out of no where, August shows up, in a gray hanes tank top (drenched in sweat) and extremely tight black running shorts. He walks up to me (he reeked from a run he was just on) backed me into a wall while placing his hand over my head (his pit is right above my face mind you) and did that very seductive "leans over your crush while looking down at them" number and just started talking to me like this wasn't the most homoerotic sequence out of a gay hallmark movie... He complimented my outfit, and we chatted for like 30 minutes EXACTLY LIKE THAT until his girlfriend showed up and then they left. Shit like that happened for 5 straight months until I graduated. I just kept thinking what the actual fuck is happening with every interaction. And that is just the tip of the iceberg. So much other almost-gay shit happened. To this day I think I hallucinated him. It was also very eerie that Folklore by T*ylor Sw*ft came out this same year and the song "August" is nearly 1-to-1 with my experience. It's almost uncanny.
100. Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
When I was 13 I submitted a drawing of Amy Rose to the Archie Comics writers for a Sonic The Hedgehog art contest and my drawing won despite it being done on notebook paper with pencil. It's where I peaked btw.
Hi bestie thanks for the ask these were fun!!
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thebetterluthor · 4 years ago
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S3 Kara and Lena being cute about getting to work together now that Lena bought Kara a whole company so she wouldn’t lose her job.
Anybody else think about how those two idiots would be texting each other about getting to spend time at work all day? About the stuff they would get to do together?
Also, Lena definitely must have spent at least an afternoon with Kara and asking her opinion on literally every person she’d have to work closely with. That’s when Kara definitely spilled the beans about how James was reeking of assholery in regards to Lena. So Lena, obviously, went to CatCo on her first ready for war, using techniques she perfected over the years of dealing with overbearing men who belittled her abilities and judged her on the basis of her last name. Which is why she kept James in the dark -and on his toes- and why Kara was absolutely not surprised about any of it and had her back, even when James went like “I didn’t know there was a meeting?!” and Kara was like  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  (the indifference of it I think translates to “well, if you hadn’t been a dick about her for an entire year, and actually had given her a chance to prove herself, or even simply accept the fact that she never did anything wrong and actually helped us and save the world, you wouldn’t be in this situation where a woman you previously shunned and demeaned is your boss and gets to run circles around you without offering you any information because she doesn’t actually need to and when she does offer information it’s out of courtesy because even though you’ve been an ass she gives you a second chance, in spite of the fact that you didn’t give her a single chance).
Btw, I love the idea of Lena putting that planner to use even though she has like, 200 assistants who organise everything for her (and probably her entire schedule is digitized), just because it was a gift from Kara for her first day at her new company. 
Also, I bet that for Lena, helping Kara get her act back together at the beginning of S3 wasn’t an act of plain good ol’ “being a good boss”.t Lena actually saw it as her duty to her friend. To her, helping Kara get through this was also about proving that she can be trusted through thick and thin. Which is why she was anxious before Kara thanked her and then relieved when she did. Lena doesn’t have many friends but she’s a good person and she’s empathetic, which is why she instinctively knew what Kara needed. Because she paid attention, and she cared.
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