#which are adorable and I'm immediately like "I need that:

[brisquad-unit-4402]

for your writers truth and dare (lmao get asked)

🥑🐇 [juice box emoji] (bc my phone doesnt support it wtf)

from this ask meme!

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🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

ack and gasp i would NEVER!! without vsf supervision of course.

i also got no idea if some of these people are my mutuals or not because i follow from my main blog but i wanna interact anyways <3

@mystaposts you're a sweetheart but i know you've shed blood at one point or another and i need that on my side. you take the legs i'll take the arms. we're slinging this bitch into an incinerator

@thechaoticplayer you give energy like you would tell me about a tv show you watched recently where they killed a guy using this specific method and how to recreate it to dispose of the body, and then i would tell you that bc it's on tv we can't copy it entirely, but we do get inspired along the way and do our own thing with the method in mind. what i'm trying to say is that you would unironically say "did you know that ricin is toxic in small amounts and easy to overlook during an autopsy? i saw it on breaking bad"

@vezalust maybe it's the y2k robot dog banner speaking but i feel like you have experience with this sort of thing? i think you would suggest a place to hide a body and then immediately say to forget it because you've already hidden one there

@celestiaras there's two ways this could go. either you're a stone cold killer baddie that ends up being the mvp, orrrrrrrr you get queasy at the sight of mysta and i hauling the body. either way every good plan needs a freeloader and i think the princess herself would provide excellent commentary without getting her hands too dirty

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🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both? 

reader inserts!

but i feel like sometimes reader inserts are original characters. i really love incorporating backstories, personality, etc into them because even though they’re blank slates, you can pretend that you’re a different personality than your own whenever you reader a reader insert. it’s almost necessary for me to make them distinct in my longer fics.

in a previous fandom i ended up writing a [character] x reader fic on request for a soft and shy reader. i ended up writing 9k-ish words on this reader that looks scary because they’re huge compared to other people, but they had an adorable hobby along with being a gentle giant. i ended up giving that reader a proper name, design, and never shared my oc outside of my friend group but i love them dearly even if i’m not so active in that fandom anymore…!

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🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

ah. well. i don't really have any! i'm just a unit i'm just a guy

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✧. ┊ ask meme ✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi

[what-if-nct]

Okay for the ask thingy: NCT, both 127 and all of them, and SKZ, 1 & 12. Mostly because Johnny and Chan and suffering

1: Who I’d most like to date.

NCT: You'd think I'd say Johnny but actually it's between Jungwoo and Yuta. Here's why not Johnny, I feel like he plays too much and I'm too sensitive and I'm already like unsure if someone actually likes me. Like I would just feel really bad in a relationship with him, like he hates me and I'd be an anxious sad mess. Jungwoo & Yuta both have this thing where they get really obsessed with people and I need that over the top clinginess to feel secure they don't secretly hate me. Also I'm definitely the most like Jungwoo and I can see us being best friends and Yuta, I just like Yuta. I want to be his pet. Also astrologically I'm the most compatible with Jungwoo and Yuta. Also Taeyong and Doyoung. Taeyong makes sense, but Doyoung? Okay. For Dream, Jaemin he's an Angel and I adore him. Again that super clinginess. Wayv, Hendery he'd just be fun to hang out with.

SKZ: It's obvious, Hyunjin and Bangchan. One they both got that super clinginess I need in a relationship. Two I adore them both. Astrologically very compatible with them both. Hyunjin is half sweet sensitive artistic hopeless romantic and other half silly goofy sassy little lima bean. He'd just be so sweet. Christopher, just come on look at him. Have you ever seen a more perfect boyfriend. So out of all NCT & SKZ I'd have to choose Chan hands down. Hyunjin & Jungwoo are a close second and I'm Yuta's pet.

12: Which two members would be most embarrassed if they accidentally kissed.

NCT: Yangyang and Hendery, I can just see the immediately being like "whoa man" and wiping their lips off. And denying it even happened. Out of everyone they have the most bro relationship where they'd be equally embarrassed. For most of them at least one person wouldn't be embarrassed. Also Chenle & Jisung obviously no explanation needed. Renjun & Winwin, clearly they both dislike physical affection if they accidently kissed they'd sulk in separate corners despite being like biological brothers. Ten & Kun, probably fighting when it happened and can't live it down.

SKZ: Jeongin & Seungmin, like Hendery & Yangyang they have such a brotherly friendship. Plus they both are fighting for their lives in their group of touchy ass members. If they accidently kissed they're denying it even happened. Jeongin already does that with Han. And if anyone saw them they'd swear them to secrecy. Most of them it'd only be one sided. Like Hyunjin if it's Felix, Seungmin or Jeongin he wouldn't bat an eyelash. Probably sees it as an accomplishment with Jeongin & Seungmin. Not Felix, could probably just ask Felix for a kiss and Felix would kiss him before he finishes his sentence. But everyone else it'd be the most mortifying thing. He is fighting for his lips safety from Han & Changbin.

[owo-shenanigans]

I'm sorry it took so long to write ;-;

Jaehee

She would notice within a day

'MC, those are my clothes. Wait it's on purpose'

She probably wouldn't steal your clothes for a while, but she'd wear some sweatshirts of yours

She finds it cute and flattering whenever you wear her stuff

Doesn't find it extra adorable, but isn't.... Unhappy

Yoosung

Probably wouldn't notice until you wore his super special lucky LOLOL sweatshirt

"MC I need that!! We're going on a guild raid soon!

But of course he does poorly during the raid anyways

He just keeps imagining you in that sweatshirt....

"Hey guild leader I have to go" "Shooting Star no D:"

He loves it. A lot. Especially when you wear it in public.

Zen

I hope you're ready for a lecture on how to wear the clothes correctly

Which you should immediately disregard

Zeroed in on it the first time you did it

"MC you look even better than I do!"

If you two were public he'd probably post photos of you two

The fans would find it cute as well! (Celebrity and fan solidarity in my world)

Jumin

Jaehee notices before he does

He is so confused "MC I can buy you new clothes?? You don't have to steal mine??"

He's still so confused when you tell him that it's because you want to "But it doesn't fit you. You're not supposed to wear clothes that don't fit you."

When he finally gets it he finds it cute, especially if you wear his casual clothes

He still gets you your own tailor made versions though

707

You had put his jacket on automatically, as it was cold and it was near you

Next thing you know Sevens appeared and is taking a million pictures of you

"MC YOU LOOK ADORABLE >_<!!"

How does he emote in real life? Who knows. Don't question it.

He loves it so much when you wear his clothes he cuddles you whenever you do

Obviously this means that he can steal from your closet whenever he wants of course

Ray

In a weird case of brotherly similarity you wore Ray's jacket as well

The only difference is that Ray gave it to you when you got cold walking home

Then he found it too cute and becomes a mess whenever he sees you wear it

When you wear his whole edgy ensemble? Get the tissues ready he's got a nosebleed from how adorable you are

V

He didn't notice

He's blind as a damn bat

He only noticed when he felt the clothes and was like

Hey

I recognize this texture thIS IS MINE MC WHAT

He had no chill for two seconds and then found the feeling of the clothes while holding you relaxing

In other news you're looking for something more for his eyes

Rika

She'll notice in 0.2 seconds

Get ready for a million Instagram pictures while plugging her newest charity

Your closet has been assimilated into hers. Your clothes are hers and hers are yours.

The first few times just stares at you dreamily but gets over it

If you wear her dresses there is no hope for her to not take twenty pictures I'm sorry

Kate

Well she has like 10 jackets take your pick

Will either notice in ten minutes or after you point out to her that you're wearing it after she's been looking for it for three hours

No in between

If you wear that weird hugely oversized sweatshirt from middle school that her cousin gave her she'll pretend to cry about how much better you look in it

If you wear anything else of hers that isn't outerwear though she'll make you put it through the laundry after words

If she doesn't then you know she loves you

You probably look better in her clothes than she does

[fuck-customers]

I'm just disappointed....

About a month and a little more ago our old manager left and someone that used to our front end manager was returning to our location to take her place again. I was a little excited because there were some problems with the last one and one of my favorite PICs said she adored the woman who was coming in.

I want to like her, I'm sure she's a nice person in some regards (she made us brownies during the holiday rush i have to give her some kudos) but i honestly can't stand her as a manager and I'm pretty sure she's pissed at me now and is probably targeting me for hour cutting. 

She's a mindless drone that does whatever the scheduling machine tells her to do without any thought- which includes closing self check out stations at 6 PM during our evening rush. 1 hour lunches on 6hr shifts? (they're stupid as fuck) and the kicker and what may have gotten me on her bad side- under scheduling part timers.I;m pt20 union. I could have just gone to the union and gotten their asses handed to them out of house but I went to her first. 

Nothing happened, didn't see her again for a couple days. Whatever, Talked to our asm and he just gave me the runaround response he always gives so I went to HR because both our asses are on the line here. I need that pay and you fuckers can get in huge trouble for it.

Talk happens with me her and HR pretty informal just a yo let's figure it out then and even she doesn't seem to get why I wasn't getting 20hrs because i'm available up to 74 hrs a week and my times are during nothing but busy hours.But she says that The week she was working on had me up to 27 hrs so I was like alright that's better no problem then except.... 

It's not happening. I'm at least making my pt20 but nothing more and told asm i would like some more hours still so call me if you need something covered- which he called her immediately after. Like the instant I said it he wandered off and paged her over head to call and talk to him and this was followed by me being totally glossed over for a shift they need covered tomorrow when i have the day off. 

I know it could just be coincidence and i may need to be patient (it's post holiday clusterfuckery in my department right now) but from the way she was while just hr was talking to her and how she was during another training meeting towards me i can't shake the feeling she's decided she doesn't like me and and i may just egt screwed out of hours... I don't even want that many more. Like 1 more solid shift a week and I'm happy and I generally keep my head down because I'm more a "i'm here to work not be everyone's friend" kind of person once i walk in the door.

I honestly hope it's just me being over stressed and not what it feels like- but i also know there's a been problems with front end since she got here and a lot of people that liked her before don't now because she doesn't manage the same way she used to. I really like everything else about this place and until she got here i liked showing up for work even the 9hr days because I enjoyed being here but I don't really like doing to work anymore.