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timeisacephalopod · 2 years ago

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Been listening to the behind the bastards eps on Henry Kissinger because I always hear about this man being a trash bag on fire but uh. I mean this guy is a HUGE trash bag on fire wtf I'm not even halfway through the series and Kissinger has committed treason AND extended the Vietnam war, resulting in MILLIONS more dying. Like what the fuck. What the fuck. America y'all are being held hostage by literally the worst people ever y'all need to like. Call the French and see if their revolution stuff can help you out. Like the french arent working in an American context which is why they can do what they do but also damn at least ask em to bring a guillotine or somethin ☠️☠️☠️ Reverse American revolution. Or american revolution two electric boogalo, the sequel wherein America fights America instead of Britain which feels VERY American lmao. Time honored tradition of not trusting America with America 😂😂

#winters ramblings #seriously though americans yall are HELD HOSTAGE by like 20 super shitty dudes in power and theyre off killing MILLIONS #like !!!! dont know the french would help you much since America... well historically HATES revolution against their government #like labour history in America ALONE wtf HOW can this country market itself as free?? canada aint THAT much better either so dont think #im letting MY country off easy either but historically we didnt BUST HEADS OPEN for wanting unions at least #i mean instead we killed the living shit or violently mistreated our indigenous population and people STILL dont know canada had slaves #so you know not GREAT but generally we dont FEAR protesting unless the political right here tries passing usian inspired laws #which HAS happened at least in Alberta which isnt shocking. the texas of canada #also i jave a theory that america wouldnt ever let ANYONE shoot them inthe face but American would 100% shoot themselves in the face lmao #aint no one gunna take out America but America which is simultaneously hilarious and upsetting

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