#wheres the pizzazz there

[pizzazz-party]

babu

[turtleblogatlast]

I am once again reiterating that Leo could and should be a figure skater because what are ice skates if not twin blades? What is dual blade swordsmanship if not a dance-like performance? Using the skates as blades themselves could let Leo make portals be his ice rink no? I rest my case. ⛸️

[torrentialgoat-fr]

Wanted to redesign these guys a bit so here's a roly poly thing plus some line-breaking terts, the rest of the terts are under the cut cause I made like... 8? I didn't count

[untimelyambition]

jeff blim as the narrator is so cunty hes having the time of his life!! he makes the whole thing so fun!! if theres one thing that man will do it’s serve physicality EVERY TIME

[ladybugsimblr]

sunset orange 🌆 sage

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Beach Babes 2023 by @samssims

[leclerc-s]

that shit was fucking boring…

[lamothla]

Rewatching hxh again and goooooodddddd chrollo is such a boring villian why do people like him so much

[kujo1597]

You have no idea how badly I want this to be canon. The mental image of Jerrica unwinding by ordering a personal pizza and eating it while taking a bath is so good.

She works hard. She deserves a bathtub pizza whenever she feels like it.

[allastoredeer]

RADIOSTATIC THEORY/HEADCANON/WHATEVER

So we all saw that picture Vox had of Alastor (the one where it was obviously taken with the both of them toward the end of episode 8). And I’ve seen theories about them being something like friends before their falling out.

And it just got me thinking, what if Alastor was interested in the more modern technology Vox was developing. He saw the potential in it. Or was at least intrigued.

But as that technology progress, much like a lot of capitalistic, corporate sludge entertainment nowadays, it starts get lifeless and formulaic. It starts lacking passion.

And Alastor out here, with his radio where all you have to captivate your audience is sound, gets disgusted with it. There’s no capturing the audience. There’s no passion in it. This corporate entertainment follows a formula that creates the same generic, easy to consume content.

And, hating the way Vox’s technology is growing and creating the equivalent of entertainment sludge in Alastors eyes, starts distancing himself from it. So when Vox asks him to join the Vee’s, Alastor is very blunt in his rejection and does sugar coat WHY he’s not interested.

Which pisses Vox off because, essentially, Alastor is insulting all that he’s built and cultivated, and he starts claiming Alastor is just too stuck in the past and he needs to keep up with the times. Thus, their falling out/fight happens, and bitter feelings are harbored well after that friendship (or whatever that relationship) fell apart.

As I’m still on the radiostatic train (one-sided or otherwise) I think it just adds so much delicious potential and drama. I am rolling this around in my head and I love it.

Whether this is true or not (probably not) I think I might ingratiate this into my canon. It’s just so much fun to think about.

[mycroftirl]

cis straight men remain the most boring people to talk kink with

absolutely insufferable and no imagination whatsoever

[pizzazz-party]

Day five! What a nice young man.

[roguelov]

… welp … 6.5k words for smutty dilf!cora and now I have to edit which means at least another 1k sooooo whoops

[rosepolaris]

this is how the castle dimitrescu library looks in my head btw. i am pointedly ignoring the tiny room in which you fight daniela in favour of this:

[0rb0t]

although the more I think about it, the plot of the episode made very little sense LMAO Andrealphus playing 9D chess for no reason

Royals are just Like that. they love the Drama.

[biffybobs]

Wolfgang got in trouble again after waking Noa up from a much needed heavily-pregnant-lady nap. 🫣 He's now banned from working on the treehouse until the loft conversion and nursery furniture are finished.

[morningmask27]

the prebby floweeeers

been fighting that texture for my life, but it does look pretty nice