#whererobin

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What new tmagp info is there??? I can’t find anything.

a preview version of the first episode plus a q&a and a bit of a making-of documentary went out today for kickstarter and patreon backers at certain tiers. the public release will be in january with some cleaned up editing, fuller orchestration, and one of the lead actors swapped out.

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Re the web browser opening a mobile app. You can press the more options thing on your mobile browser usually it’s like “…” and click request desktop site. It’ll work like your on a computer. Makes it a bit harder to read but at least there’s not 3 pop ups asking you to download shit.

yeah i usually do this but very good info for anyone who doesn't know! i still fucking hate that websites ask me to use their app in the first place lol if i fuckin wanted the app i would've already gotten it like piss off

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@whererobin sorry I took longer than I said to post this.

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Was tagged by @blackberrywars and @five4boarding thank you loves!!! Kisses you kisses you kisses you.

Answer the following questions and tag 9 people you want to know better:

Last song: "l'uomo invisible" by Fuga Ronto... don't judge me it was on a playlist and has been stuck in my head for the past week.

Untruthful but more accurate answer is "The Cursed Carrion Crown" by Hellripper. That album has been basically the only thing on rotation since mid-May.

Currently watching: nothing ATM. I mean F1 but that's more stockholm syndrome than anything else I think lmao. Will probably watch S3 of the Witcher at some point when I next have a free evening (so like... in September)

Currently reading: nonfiction du jour is "The Russo-Ukranian War" by Serhii Plokhy and fiction is "As Meat Loves Salt" by Maria McCann.

You know... just some super light-hearted and fun summer reading lmao.

Current obsession: Portuguese green sangria. I'd probably bleed the stuff if you cut me rn. Also: pretending I play tennis to seem ritzy, lucky strike cigarettes, Frank + Body cherry lip tint, and terrycloth shorts worn in public.

Tagging: @ouidius @poridge @whererobin @the-butch-of-blaviken @t4tlambert @theowlseye @dadralt @insanefemme and @winter-fir

Xoxo

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Whhhhyyyyyy 😂😩😂😩 @theyungp be havin me x @kels708 DYING tho!? 😭 #Batmobile #ComeSaveABissh #WhereRobin???🚲 #HisBrokeAss 💀

[annabelle--cane]

pls I need episode sources for the true ones in the wtnv polls

this is about my "which of these is a fake fact about welcome to night vale" poll and ideally one should take that before reading these answers. having said that, let's go:

NVlians have to fill out triplicate sex paperwork with all potential partners: canon in the novel it devours! a few paragraphs from chapter 13,

2. cecil is an avid tiktok user and regularly records dances at the radio station: this is the false one, it's actually carlos who is the wannabe tiktok star. from episode "218 - the sitter cancelled,"

I tried to get Carlos to take Esteban to the lab, but apparently today they’re doing a dangerous experiment and he doesn’t want our son to get hurt. I’m not sure I believe that. I think Carlos might just want some time alone to work on his Tiktok dances. He’s obsessed these days with getting one to go viral, and he’s putting a few too many hours into choreographing and filming these things. 

3. k[h]oshekh the floating cat is a misogynist: from 195 and 196, silas the thief parts 1 & 2. these episodes are told from the perspective of silas, a former successful art thief who used to work with a partner called sandrine whom he never got on with, largely due to his self-centeredness and misogyny never letting him see her as a full person. it all came to a head when sandrine, as an act of revenge, cursed him to be an immobile mutant cat for the rest of his days, and this is the cat we have known all along as khoshekh gershwin-palmer. however he has mellowed since then and his misogyny has kind of cooled, having kids really changed him.

4. cecil turns a recurring nightmare of his into an nft: I feel the need to say he turned the nightmare itself into an nft, not an artistic representation or anything. from "199 - guidelines for retrieval,"

And thus ends the new Guidelines for Retrieval. Aw, that’s such a nice offer from the Sanitation Department! A little long winded maybe, but I don’t want to be too critical. I know their public communications department has had a lot of turnover lately. Anyway, I definitely will be taking them up on that offer this week. There’s a super vivid recurring nightmare I used to have that would make a great NFT.

5. cecil doesn’t know what fridges are: this one comes from the 2017 live show "ghost stories,"

Cecil: Oh yeah! Carlos and I have one of those humming closets, and when I open it up, there’s a light inside and cool air washes over me and I’m just like – what is this thing? Earl: Well, that’s just your refrigerator, Cecil. Cecil: Wait, that’s a refrigerator?! Earl: What have you been using as a fridge? Cecil: [beat] So tell us more about this master class um, Earl.

6. carlos climaxes in person in voice on podcast: from the patreon bonus episode "holiday." thinking or talking about science at too great length has a long canonical track record of getting carlos hot and bothered, and in one passage of the episode he starts talking about how much he loves doing science with a romantic partner, and, well. I'll just link the clip.

7. a big villain is defeated by getting squashed under a falling cow: major spoilers for very recent content here. in episode "230 - carlos explained," right as dr janet lubelle is giving her big villain monologue, this happens,

DR. LUBELLE: Now you’re starting to understand. There is no defeating me. No trick to wriggling out under my thumb. I’ve gamed out every gambit. Foreseen every fumbling, sweaty strategy. You have lost. And now…now Carlos, I will explain you away. You, Dr. Carlos Robles, were the son of [WHISTLING SOUND OF SOMETHING FALLING FROM THE SKY. LOUD SPLAT] [LONG PAUSE] CECIL: And that’s when the Glow Cloud dropped a dead cow on Dr. Lubelle. I sure hope she wasn’t injured. We should definitely check on her at some point, you know, eventually.

8. joseph fink, irl writer of the podcast, has been a NV radio intern twice: once, in the live show "the investigators," an intern played by joseph fink introduces himself as intern joseph fink. in all fairness, he could just be playing a character with his exact name, I mean, that's what maureen johnson does. however, from episode "188 - listener questions" onward, our world has in-universe been merging with the night vale world, and the actual writer joseph fink has been trapped in the town of night vale for over two years, at one point doing a stint as an intern.

9. a big villain is offered “an extra hour in the ball pit” as a bribe to go away: this one's about dr janet lubelle, again. in the last couple of seasons, tamika flynn has been feeling like she's outgrowing using violence as a tool to solve her problems, so in "228 - diplomacy," she tries the following,

Frustrations have swelled to a new high in Night Vale after Councilmember Tamika Flynn’s failed diplomatic attempts with the University of What It Is. Tamika tried offering them everything from limitless use of the scrublands to a coupon book full of cute tasks like free backrubs. She even offered an extra hour in the ball pit at the Night Vale Convention Center. But Dr. Lubelle and all of her henchmen will not budge.

[annabelle--cane]

I’ve actually never considered web!martin. I’m super interested. Is there like a master post of foreshadowing that led to this head canon?? I’m obsessed with the idea

yes there is! this post by @gammija pulls together just about everything

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@whererobin I only had the high-end vocal line in my head and it has been killing me for MONTHS

Why can't I sing a thing and have the internet tell me what song it's from??? I am so sad