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Why is it...

That some Americans are just so plain stupid as to want to get things back to normal that they have to jeopardize the rest of us?  Oh, I get it!  They probably voted for Tariff Man and now want to be in that state of bliss that he continues to pander to.  IT’S CALLED DENIAL, PEOPLE!

As in the COVID-19 thing is STILL HAPPENING!  So even though some of you might be bored in front of your IDIOT BOXES wondering when you can shop at Walmart again without a mask on - (although based on some of the videos I have seen of people shopping there perhaps a full body glove might be better), perhaps you would be wise to listen to the government officials operating your state and STAY HOME!

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-04-21/georgia-south-carolina-tennessee-and-ohio-reopen-too-soon

And WHY is it ALWAYS the SOUTH? Yeah - the look on dude’s face says it all!

Speaking of the South: where oh where has the Tiny Tyrant gotten to?  He missed his (deceased) Papaw’s birthday celebration to the relief of North Koreans everywhere who also could not attend due to this virus thingy and is supposedly in grave danger of (could it be) dying! I can see the hordes of fake mourners now crying tears of joy until they split their sides, hoping that maybe they can step foot over the DMZ to visit a Walmart somewhere on this giant blue bubble without fear of execution.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/20/politics/kim-jong-un-north-korea/index.html

Portrait of a Dictator in training. It’s really not his fault - he was groomed to kill others who don’t take him seriously.

Speaking of grooming: This guy has  a novel (nee Corona) idea that will keep you protected. At the expense of Pythons and Alligators EVERYWHERE!

https://www.foxnews.com/health/florida-man-crafting-masks-made-from-python-alligator-skin-coronavirus-outbreak

And they come in pretty colors, too.

Walmart is gonna have a field day with this once they get clearance from the Endangered Species Protection Agency! No wonder alligators everywhere are rising up to attack old ladies walking their dogs in the ATEA! (Alligator Territory, EATING ALLOWED!) 

Would YOU want your skin to be turned into a mask? Let’s ask this guy:

WOW, the resemblance IS STRIKING! Tariff Man looks saddened by the news that his best buddy K.J.U. is M.I.A. Or is it because of this:

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/20/june-oil-futures-rebound-3percent-but-may-contract-is-still-trading-at-negative-price.html?__source=newsletter%7Cbreakingnews

Pass me a protester’s homemade sign - we’re gonna need some fuel come the winter months!

There’s gotta be a silver lining here somewhere, America. We at least still have the benefit of our comfortable homes and the ability to go shopping on-line, even if we are jones-ing to get out of the house.

To end, I encourage you to imagine what life must be like for these folks, then as the song goes:

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY: WE DON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN!

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/04/27/americas-abandonment-of-syria?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Magazine_042720&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5bea0f153f92a404695d59ed&cndid=53654446&hasha=fe299e8d52d6c24248e4550ba039674f&hashb=a1555f3f16b3178e39f8b6439673d6e7150ee9c5&hashc=d2926b559c52bb4022c12cdeb63ed7621d8840d210681d281ce8f7f7a6e90cfc&esrc=Auto_Subs&utm_term=TNY_Magazine

Let’s hope this sweet baby doesn’t grow up learning to throw rocks. Allah Akbar!

Peace is a moment away friends. It’s in our hands, hearts, and heads! 

Just keepin’ it real, yo!