#where the fucc was

[br4inmu1a]

Think i might’ve accidentally re-traumatized myself by looking thru old messages

[draconicfool]

"If it is, I've been prayin' a lot, t'Yaoshi..."

[chadleys]

how do you think will would react when you call him daddy for the first time?

i feel like he'd be quite taken aback, maybe even at a loss for words for quite a while.

you wave your hand in front of his face. ❝ earth to will. ❞

❝ sorry, did you mean to say that? ❞

❝ say what? ❞

will blinks. ❝ well, t-to call me that. ❞

with a roll of your eyes, you step up close to him, one finger curling into a lock of hair at the nape of his neck. ❝ of course i did ... daddy. ❞

[smashwolfen]

Yeah no, Canadian here who has to fight off 2 local familys of Canadian geese every year due to them being on my only path to work.

They are birds and puntable yes, but these birds will chase you down once your backs turned, will jump at you to knock you over to obliterate you with their clawed webbed feet and beak, and despite bird bones being hollow, they are still very, VERY much surrounded by stone solid muscle. You're gonna be lucky if you disarm them by grabbing their neck by the base of the head, but those wings can still flap, can and WILL break your bones/crack your skull, and stop you there and then for a pummeling.

Your first warning is gonna be a head bobbing motion, second is the cobra chicken hiss, thirds when the head goes down with about 3 seconds to decide to run or stand your ground. Your best option is to face the cobra chicken and spread your arms out, it'll make it second guess going after you, but no matter what you back away from it while facing it, when you feel like you're far enough away from it to let your guard down or see it lose interest in you, then you can turn your back to it.

All warnings are out the window once it has goslings, you get warning one and then skips all the other steps to just going after you for the kill. I've been charged at more times than I can count, mostly because I didn't know the babies were in the reeds and bushes.

Ya can't really kill them in Canada unless it's hunting season for them, they're a protected migratory species and shizz, so you encounter them in the city, you just gotta deal with it.

Beware the Canadian Cobra Chicken, for it is born without fear and the condensed anger of every polite Canadian within its corrupted soul x1000

And it can FLY

[fics-lovebot]

satoru gojo fic rec

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LAST UPDATED: 08/08/2024

gojo

gojo eating you out - ( @happybird16 )

gojo x dacryphilia - ( @happybird16 )

gojo loves fat pussy - ( @tohokuu )

sending gojo an accidental nude so he sends you a whole video - ( @satoruhour )

gojo tried to give himself a haircut and now wants to go bald - ( @enkvyu ) this is fuNNY ksksks, I love the banter

trying to break up with yandere!gojo - ( @peachsayshi ) yep, we´re talkin about lovesick toxic obsessed type of gojo, break up????? you know better than to tell him that sooo since you´re acting dUMB he has to fucc so sense into you bc, clearly, you forgot who tf ur talking to - LDKJSDFJDJFHLSHFLSHDF but he´s not rough bc he luvss you a lot

insecure bully!gojo - ( @saetoru ) angst, lil fluff, he´s a bully and he´s in love, but its not enough. part 2

the horniest - ( @arminsumi ) smut, ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD, he´s horny af, pussy drunk, obsessed, borderline crazy for that wap

phone calls - ( @kingkonoha ) slice of life, hubby!gojo, dilf!gojo, his wife and his daughter are his only priority, this is so sdkfjskdjfh :´( i love it

best of the best - ( @saetoru ) smut, fwb! satoru, big sHIT talker omg, he lit asks you to be his gf wHILE he´s making you cum,,,,,best bf ever tho

love struck - ( @xxsabitoxx ) fluffy, ex-fuckboy!satoru, he´s experiencing love for the first time :((((( IT´S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE

love dumb - ( @arminsumi ) fluff, blurb, you make him lose his composure, can´t even focus bc you´re over there existing, someone should make a longer version of this! so good

too much - ( @risuola ) ANGSTTTYYYY, fluff too, reader and gojo are in a situationship kinda thing where they live together and love each other but nothing has been said yet, they get into an argument bc gojo has a big mouth and says a lot of hurtful things, they´re both just so exhausted

i know you still think about the times we had - ( @saetoru ) angst, fluff, rich bf!gojo, his father makes you break up with him, it´s so angsty omg, they get into this HUGE argument bc gojo´s dad is a controlling mf

sanctuary - ( @arminsumi ) fluff, lowkey angst, weak!reader, bully!gojo, nah he´s just in love but doesn´t know how to say it

the road to falling in love - ( @itadorey ) fluff, strangers to lovers, it´s a collection o moments where keeps falling harder for you, I LOVE ITTTTT, sdkfjhskdjf it´s kinda slow burn but not boring at all

yuji finds out gojo has a family - ( @kingkonoha ) fluff, lowkey angst, hubby!gojo, dad!gojo, so,,, this made me cry, i love yuji sm he deserves the world :( this is part two and it also made me crY MY MF EYES OUT :))))))))

i´ll meet you forever in this memory - ( @gorejo ) fluff, college au, married life au, it´s so good, he lit has this big ass plan to make you fall for him, and i mean big, like planned way ahead lmao, 10 years later he´s still asking you to go out with him,,,,even if you´re already married sdlfkjkdfhlsdjh so so cute

can´t stop drinking - ( @kingkonoha ) ANGST, death, blood, dad!gojo, husband!gojo, mentions of wanting to die, a curse kills you and your son allegedly but in reality the elders had lied to him all these years, part 2 made me fucking cry, PLEASEEE I NEED PART 3

hype man - ( @satoruoo ) crack, fluff, supportive bf!gojo, he´s such an amazing bf :( “damn, my girl ran you over with a bus, reversed, then got out and shot you twice in the foot? what did you do?? sounds like a you issue.” LMAOOOOO this is so cute and funny at the same time, i love it, such a gojo thing to say

flicker of flame - ( @tteokdoroki ) fluff, nervous soon to be dad!gojo, pregnant!reader, he´s going to be the best dad ever

mirror´s pov - ( @teddybeartoji ) smut, "satoru likes jerking off in front of a mirror" YUP, a whole POV of him beating his meat to the thought of you BEAUTIFULLY written, very detailed

missionary - ( @babiexiao ) smut, fluff, THIS IS SO :(((( so beautiful

[cloud9v]

thinking of a crackfic idea of sap!siffrin, isat!siffrin, and comic!siffrin swapping places and all the shenanigans that would ensue

comic!siffrin waking up in either in stars and time or start again, seeing the party and being like "WHOMST THE FUCK-"

man it would be funny if start again!siff got sent to in stars and time and then loop being like "excuse me nani the fucc-"

either isat!siff or sap!siff being thrown into the comics and being like "wait where'd the party go where are they what-"

[octuscle]

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Cursed. Wtf! i just wanted 2 play a fucking rpg. Uhhhh. Nu, i didnt, i wanted 2.... Fucc, wat did i want. Ive nu idea. I wanted 2 go 2 the gym. I wanted my muscles 2 burn. And i wanted 2 meet some1. I think. Shit!

fucc, im the dumbest member her @ the gym. Wheres my daddy? im rly lost w/o him. Hehehehe.

i may b the dumbest but im also the luckiest beefcake her @ the gym. I luv my hairy daddy. And luckily he luvs meh 2

Best beefcakes always @maxx-magnum

[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

wasn't this satirized in a south park episode

wasn't this supposed to be SATIRE???

I just saw someone refer to workplace romances as "workplace incest". I THINK they were joking around, but good lord, don't give the neo puritans any more ideas...

[gorgugplushie]

Where did you go?

I wanted to know

It's those little things that you do

That keep me hanging onto you

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No context for this jsut know . Me fic . Mee fucc..djeiwowk

[weaselbeaselpants]

Lindsay Ellis plagiarized a ndn author

This post isn't a callout and it's only my own post because the OP source I just learned it from, @neechees, doesn't allow rbgs at a certain point on that post.

After Hmbomberguy's expose on Illuminaughtii and James Somerton some people are giving a well deserved eye back to the leftube sphere that was kind of schism-d and held under scrutiny in what I feel was, a lot of the time, misinformed hate campaigns in response to genuine criticism; especially towards Lindsay Ellis who up left after she was canceled and hasn't returned to continuous video making publicly even after people have mostly agreed the hatedom directed for her Raya and the Last Dragon takes was stupid and was erasing actual SEA people's discussions of the culture. To hear and see a decent breakdown of that film's representation problems BEYOND the Ellis-parts because it's worth your wild regardless of if you've seen the movie, please watch the three part video series hosted by Xiran Jay Zhao.

To tl;dr the 2021 drama: people have held an ire towards Ellis for a long time feeling like her and her white-woman base talk over, steal, or just straight up don't apologize for their own racism towards women and ppl of color, and after Lindsay did a problematic by pointing out that Raya and the Last Dragon was like ATLA, people jumped on her.

Being both a longtime fan of Ellis and white as fucc, I personally feel like Lindsay kind of forgave herself and threw out the actual criticisms held against her every bit as much as people just kind of treated her like a punching bag. Or, to paraphrase @padawan-historian's old takes from then, they treated Lindsay like she was trying to be the ENTIRE conversation, not the start of one, and like every possible outcome that could happen over her videos was her fault personally. Some of Lindsay's loudest and nastiest 'critics' were, in fact, other white people or just people who have no good faith in addressing her fuck ups, like Lily Orchard, fe.

One 'Lindsay did a racism'point tho that I felt wasn't truly addressed in full though were claims by indigenous people that she was anti-native, especially in her videos about Twilight and Pocahontas, which yeah at the time I was very passive of you can 100% find post abt that. But then Neechees linked me to an article I, and I think a lot of other video essay-fans had never seen before. This article accused Lindsay of stealing half of her talking points on Disney's Pocahontas from theirs.

When people on the breadtube spectrum talk of Lindsay, even people who criticized her at the time. all kind of agree that the intensity of the backlash was uncalled for and, while not everyone agrees if her public silence is a 'canceling' or not, agree with her need to just take care of herself these days. For those curious, this is the article making this claim:

I am not saying you need to all unfollow and hate everything Lindsay ever touched, mkay? But I also genuinely hope that Lindsay addresses this+comes clean because holy fuck. Unlike Somerton, all I can tell you is I don't just 'believe Windsey wouldn't hurt nobody uwu~'. I am pretty certain that Lindsay care about the topics she covers, for whatever that's worth to say as another whiteperson. It's just that, like Contrapoints, I ALSO think she has a tendency to deflect criticism within that sphere and lump all her negative bagage together. This really sucks cuz not all of us are Lily Orchards or Vaush clones.

Most of us are/were casual watchers of Lindsay like we are Hbomber, Contra, Lady Emily, Folding Ideas, and ToddintheShadows (does he count as leftube idk?) and we really, genuinely don't want to believe that Lindsay stole from + refuses to listen to women of color when they call her out.

Where I like almost everyone in the leftoob analyst sphere that's ever growing and hopefully now weeding out Illumanaughtii-s and Sommerton-s of the world, there ARE controversies within the space that I don't agree with creators on. Some are dumb things like the exact takes Lindsay has about movies n shows that I just up and disagree with her on, Princess Weekes' proshipping apologia that I have LOTS of thoughts on. However, some matters are clearly personal and about maters that just don't involve me. Earlier this year, Folding Ideas and Lady Emily ctrl+alt+deleted some replies they made to Quinton Reviews, making clear that they very much still dislike him based on something that happened between Quinton, Lindsay and I think SarahZ. And by "dislike", I mean also still believeing his former editor over him on who was boundary pushing about who in their relationship. On the offchance any of those creators or their stans somehow see this, know that I'm not going to tell any of you guys how to feel about whatever Quinton did in private I'm not aware of; it's just that I also happen to believe Quinton on this issue and I don't like the guiltybyassociation mantra.

>>>>side note: I hate that every time someone says "I believe so and so after hearing their side now" ppl jump on the "you were just a stan from the beginning and never actually able to listen"-bs. Yeah, being more familiar with one creator over the other means there's bias, sure, but I kinda hate that that once held bias means you can't be held as any kind of source or form your own opinions. <<<

Big introvert vibes ahead: the thing about any big social circle of better-spoken people than you is they ALL seem like a scary meangirl's table from outside looking in. The kind that'll send goons after you with passive-aggressive "this is slander against me and I have the right to be upset abt it sorry if the stans eat you alive". They can also be made out by their fans to be harmless internet nobody's who YOU are at fault for getting mad and staying mad at cuz it's not like it matters on the internet and are clearly just out for drama and 'twofaced' yourself. I think the reality is the same thing that drives every community forward as well as drives them apart: these people are legitimate friends. They stick up for each other the same way we stick up for our personal internet friends whenever there's shit coming their way. The breadtube circle, whoever that is at this point, clearly know some shit we don't about themselves as much as they don't know shit about us and our true intentions. One of them has a platform and responsibility, where the other has power in masses and following them or not. We gotta all make the choices best for us.

Anyway. I guess, if any of the stuff about Lindsay ripping off that writer IS true, I really hope that she admits and apologizes for it. That's not cool to do to her indigenous audience, or even me, one of her white fans who expects actually allyship.

[zionanelequaso]

should I make a blog where I write stuff for people

like x reader mayhaps bc I’m cringe

@pepsi-lover-69 @yum-zlurplie @fucc-yeah-regretevator @octever vote if you wanan

it doesn’t really matter to me who votes just vote pleaseyyyyy

[28dayslater]

good evening to you all and welcome to cockmojo where tonight we will be counting down my personal top ten terror cocks

those unaffiliated with footyblr may be unfamiliar with the term cock as it’s being used here: all will become clear in time

special mention before we start to the netsilik hunter (sexy man, deserved a name and some screentime) james clark ross but only in the first episode when he’s all rugged and his beard’s grown out, and mr blanky, who, much like knife dad, fuccs like a broken train but he runs on time if you know what i mean

in a very respectable tenth place finish, billy gibson. i didn’t see the vision until 1. it was pointed out to me that he looks a lot like pau torres, who is himself very cockable, and 2. i rewatched the scene where he breaks up with hickey. known shagger, massive hater, a very pointy nose, he’s scraped a place on this list.

a surprise entry at ninth is john irving. inarguably cute in a sort of late 2000s british indie band bassist way, and while i’m not sure i could fix him (he probably needs a man for that) i do think i would have fun trying. ultimately he’s not higher because he’s kind of annoying and his eyebrows piss me off.

representing the dilves at eighth is doctor macdonald. he’s entrancing to me he has this vibe of like gentle paternal indulgence... like even if you were annoying he’d be very fond of you. and i need that. when he said “i’d like to run that man through” and rubbed his eyes and looked so tired, i really felt something. the crow’s feet, the widow’s peak, the hair, yes!!

doing it for the feminists, in seventh we have harry goodsir. the loveliest guy on the expedition until he goes nastymode, and i’m fully on board with both versions. this picture was chosen for a reason and it’s bc his long curly hair full beard miserable expression era was simply unbeatable. unfortunately, and this is maybe the most insane thing i’ve ever said about a man, or at least top ten, when his half eaten corpse was laid out face down, and it had noticeable back hair, i got the ick. just to add insult to injury :/

i’m as surprised as you are that he’s not higher, number six, james fitzjames! he is my pretty pretty princess. nails, hair, hips, heels. high femme queen in his cunty little outfits ordering the men around. i want to brush his hair, one hundred strokes minimum. i think this is less sexual than some others on this list, it’s more appreciation. but my god do i appreciate him.

stay alive, number five, it’s thomas jopson. most beautiful haunted doll in the arctic, but that pretty face is covering up a seriously compelling #WeirdGuy underneath. all the shiny hair in the world can’t hide an obsession with his boss that in the modern era would be getting him a very serious meeting with HR. what a character, servicetopson you rock my world. but at the end of the day he loses points because i hate the beard. garrigan looks great with a beard in other stuff, i really don’t know why the scurvybeard was so foul. terror hair and makeup department GET IT TOGETHER. 

number phwoar, henry collins is here! he’s big he’s sweet he’s deeply mentally unstable he needs a cuddle and we’ve all seen that gif of him in aliens. would love to make him a really nice cup of tea (seems like a two sugars man), pet his hair as he rests his head in my lap, then fuck up my hip flexors. 

and now... we enter our top three. who’s made it to the prestigious cock podium?

first up, the winner of our bronze cock medal, which presumably he’ll be flogging for an unreasonable price to someone he’s assured it’s solid gold, “cornelius hickey”! people will bitch and moan about how he’s a violent lunatic who’s killed people like i’m not a cuti romero stan 🙄 i can see beyond that, my third eye is firmly open. the potential for a fun toxic relationship is absolutely off the charts bc that’s the only kind he has. and he’s very pretty when he cries. i can forgive a lot of crimes for a man whose nose entrances me.

in second place, such a close runner up, i have to award this honour to edward little. a pedestrian choice, you might think, if you don’t know the lore. i couldn’t fully explain my feelings towards this secondary character who’s not especially exciting on first watch when i started the show until i googled his actor... although i lacked the words to express this at the time i was cocking this man when i was 13 and he first appeared in misfits with a stupid neck tattoo and a horrible suit, and i cock him again now. this is a cock that’s followed me all my life, even though i forgot he existed for about a decade in between. who else can truly say they’ve EARNED a spot on my list like he has? he’s sad, he’s sopping wet, i could make him cry extremely easily. mwah

and finally...

number one. it had to be him, it was always going to be him. solomon tozer, take a bow and i’ll take ten cranberry pills. sol is thee top cock for so many reasons and chief among them is versatility. whatever you need he can be it. handsome soldier boy in a fancy red uniform that shows off his trim little waist? COCK! hostile violent mutineer throwing his life away in a rebellion? COCK! broken man inducted into a cult who cries about it? COCK!!! sexiest man in the damn arctic i know he was beating the boys off with a stick. there is a certain level of sexiness a man can reach where nothing he does is an ick, and i knew he’d reached that for me once i saw him in that insanely stupid hat at sir john’s funeral and didn’t give a fuck. call him tom jones the way he can leave his hat on. keep thotting it up in heaven/hell king i miss you every day. i know it was huge. my heart hurts.

[blazingmicah-wc]

bro how the fucc did yellowfang go from "i wish you were my son 🥺🥺" to fireheart to straight up gaslighting and traumatising his daughter into believing shes infertile bro......... "oh yea youll never be able to have the family you wanted :]]]" like BROOOOO!!! PLS give me an au where yellowfang is a good mom/grandmother :[[[[

[heartingeto]

𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨

Summary: Who was to say, that he didn’t love you, how couldn’t he love you?

Pairing: Geto x Black Reader

Genre:Fluff and smut!! Yes, yes finally! And it took me forever to write. I really hope y’all enjoy!!! (17+ only still!) n I think like 9+k wrd count? Idkkk!

Warnings: Dom!Geto, Demandin, Face fucking! Ngl it’s still wholesum, pussy eating! First timer! Still geto love the fucc outta you and like you desperate for him! Bold Y/n to shy cause Geto man handled tf outta you! Just a whole sexc enjoyable plot with nassty shiiit, ladies and gentleman???

“Date…?”

You asked, yeah it was a little hesitant, but once he immediately stepped in your personal space and bubble? He had his arms wrapped around your smaller frame. Compared to him? You were like a baby, being cradled, and he didn’t say anything; it seemed as if he just wanted to be brought; comfort and embraced. You could feel his breathing…his chest going in and out, you didn’t do anything but accept the fact you wanted to be embraced by him just as much. Your palms rubbing up and along his lower back, shortly after..he spoke, this time..his voice sounded a little husk; softer but tempted to know. “Y/n the answer doesn't have to be immediately, you know I’m a patient man, but I’m not that patient.” Dot, dot, dot..god..you were gonna say yes, you loved pulling his strings and taking your sweet time.

Softly; Your mouth parted ways. Standing on the tip of your toes, nearing his right ear, you wanted him to hear you clear, in a soft whisper. You felt as if your voice was exactly soothing at that moment. “Uru..I’ll date you.” Is what you had said, but, but, but…he immediately held your frame tighter, and it seemed he was relieved. Because the way he pulled you back, to make direct eye contact, he couldn’t bear to keep his composure, his lips pressing firmly against your own. Really..you could taste his chapstick..’Vanilla.” You intertwined your mouth with his own, meaning the kiss you two shared had deepened. Pulling back, he looked away, his bigger palm grasping yours, and rubbing the outer surface. You decided to speak, you truly never saw him in this statement.

“Uru..you’re so cute like this..wanna go back to my apartment? He raised his eyebrows at you, not knowing if it was from when you called him out, or the Apartment but he nodded. Why did he become so quiet? Though, since he approved of you, you were now guiding him alongside the sidewalk. 5 minutes passed, and you reached your apartment taking off your fuzzy slippers he’d take off his black retros.’ On top of that, he was standing behind you, immediately you felt the emerge of his arms wrapping around you. Your tummy..? He was rubbing the side of his head against your cheek. “Y/n..’ mm’ I need you. You gon gimme what I need right?” His scent..was already taking a toll on you, and you exhaled softly, his demeanor seemed like it was changing..you nodded. He picked you up, from the position y’all was already in. Carrying you into your room, since he has been over here too many times to count so of course he knew where everything was. You held onto him, like your life depended on it, pushing your head into the crease of his neck. That was only after, he’d lay you down since he was mounting over you.

Y/n :“Please…Geto..”

Geto:“Hm..? What happened to Uru, girl.”

You couldn’t..your legs pressing together..just his tone sounded so indifferent, and it made your eyebrows furrowed up. He hadn’t done anything but kissed you, and you were already craving more. He chuckled, he took notice of the way you reacted, he knew you wanted more, and he was gonna take his sweet time just like you did earlier. This was his get back of course he wasn’t gonna let that slide, his head moving towards the right side of your neck. He stuck his tongue out, giving it a tiny lick next thing you know, he was suckling giving you bite marks and tinted burgundy spots. Soft voices of yours, had exited your vocals, “mmm..Uru..shitt..this not gon be enuff..come on..” Damn..he liked you in this statement, begging for him to do more to you, it caused a slight bulge to form below in his joggers.

His tongue traveled up, until it reached the corner of your mouth, sticking his tongue inside. He’d swirl it around, you tried keeping up with him..even grinding your lower area into him. You was realllly horny and his teasing wasn’t helping! He pulled back, just smiling proudly at your aroused statement, “mmm..look at that, come on Y/n open yur’ mouth for me.” You immediately obliged, he hovered his mouth over your own, gathering enough saliva just for it to drizzle on your tongue. You were swallowing with a soft hum closing your mouth– his look it was intimidating cause he immediately spoke after. “Didn’t tell you to close your mouth Y/n. Keep that fuckin’ mouth open.” You could’ve sworn you moaned cause..he was so demanding you never thought..he’d act in such a way. He leaned up, slowly pulling down his joggers, and you could see his bulge from his Gray boxers, the V line he had on both sides, made your thighs quiver.. the little trimmed pubes. He was a clean man..and oh boy you loved that, he slowly grabbed the band pulling them down.

His length flopped out, it had two veins on the opposite side..the tip was a darkish tint pink..and the color? A light, but dark brown. How could his dick be so pretty, that it was throbbing in anticipation, he grabbed the base. Pointing the tip towards your mouth. Slapping it against your parted lips, whilst holding a smile, his other hand? It was slowly taking off his hoodie. Fuck, fuck..he was just so damn fine..and you couldn’t do nothing but be patient scared, he was gonna give that same exact look again. He laughed at you, he was amazed at how you looked below him right now, and he was glad he was gonna be the only one who got to see that side.

“Ever sucked dick before Y/n?” You shook your head “no.” Yeah..? You were a virgin, maybe your homegirls weren’t always telling you, you should have sex it’s not scary but you’d always say “ I value my body, it’s gotta be with someone I’d be committed to, and he’d have to do the same.” Now, you were Like this taking his Dick in, saliva everywhere he was gentle but aggressive and his head was pulled back. He was groaning, swearing and the noises were indecent, both parts to be exact. Your pussy felt tingly, you knew you were wet because you kept rubbing your thighs together for some kind of sensation. He was just thrusting his hips sloppily, pulling back and you were finally able to catch your breath and shit.

A ‘plop’ sound making the scene more noticeable he smiled. Looking down at you, you looked a mess and he hadn’t even fucked you senseless. “Uru..do kn-..know that ima virgin..’want my time to be special..” He stared, nodding no. He wasn’t that type of guy when it came to you, yeah? He was experienced but he only had 4 bodies type shit, he rarely let females get to him like his homeboy Satrou, and Toji. The muthafuckas were man whores. He was the complete opposite, it reminded you of ya homegirls. Nobara, and Maki. “You knows I’m never gon force any typa shit Like that on ya’ just wanna make you feel good, okay baby?” You obliged..good you didn’t want your cherry popped like this; even in this moment, he was going lower until he was in between your legs. Slowly pulling down your joggers. Pulling them off, his vision was taking notice of your laced panties but he couldn’t maintain his composure. He had lifted up your legs, your lower back sliding upwards whilst you gasped in either embarrassment or you were taken aback.

“Mmm..pussy so wet, Y/n. Was it from the kissin? Or when I was face fuccin you? Hm..?” His words..they were harsh but straightforward, you didn’t answer.. he took notice.. “Answer me, or I’m not gon make you feel good.” You spoke..! “Mm..both..need you..please..don’t make me beg..Suguruuuu..” You could tell he was satisfied with his answer, cause he immediately slid over your panty with his thumb. Admiring how pretty your kitty looked, he slid his tongue out, letting his saliva drizzle down and onto the plump lips. Gently, his tongue took a lap over your lips, and you moaned..from the feeling. It oddly brought pleasure and he’d use his middle and thumb to spread. Your kitty was in full view and he wondered if it was his saliva or was it your juices that were glistening. Shit, it was both if you wanted to be real he was licking bringing his tongue towards the sensitive bud. It caused your legs to shiver and your toes curled. “Fuccc..Uru..! Please! Wanna cum so bad..! wan cum..all over you..!” Your mind was gone at this moment and he took them words in, sliding his two thick digits inside. Shit, for a first timer it slid in perfectly.

He stopped his licking– his fingers thrusting into you, yeah? He wanted to find that sweet spot, cause the way you were squeezing around him, it seemed like he hit the jackpot! Pussy was squelching, it sorta stained the sheets below too, and then he leaned up kissing the underside of your jaw, then your mouth. His tongue was rolling, playing around yours. Y’all was trading saliva, and once he pulled back his stare..that shameless stare. “Come on princess, cum for me release all that shit.” You held your head back feeling an electrical feeling in your body. Fluids immediately spurted on the sheets and his hand, your lower half spasming whilst your voice was quite loud. You were whimpering, calling out his name even, whilst you were orgasming. Panting heavily, your body calmed down..and you could feel yourself slowly falling asleep..you didn’t know such pleasure existed. There was Geto, cleaning you up whilst you was sleeping, he even changed the bed sheets and put you on something comfortable. He was glad he always had clothes over here, since he’d come over to stay the night. Waking up..you looked up at him and he was asleep, his arm having you up in his embrace. He was such a man, you kiss the side of his jawline adoring his rest. “Uru..I really do love you.”

Well!! That was a big ass writing, and I enjoyed it! Ima make one last part, with them fucking!! Ts gon be so wholesome thank y’all for the first likes! I really appreciate it! If y’all wanna be @ in the third part comment!!

[mathoinyanarts]

Houseki no Kuni Sunday 2

Previous HNK Sunday |

MAJOR spoilers for episode 5-8 of Houseki no Kuni

So this time around I went ahead and made notes for each episode that I watched.

I am loving this season so much tbh, though a mutual keeps telling me that that its gonna get divisive way later. Honestly can't wait then

Episode 5

-Phos be needing a lot of help, like oof These people out here needing to fucking scrape them out of a shell, and now they gotta search a whole continent and ocean for them

-youz really a bitch for all of this Ventricosus And right as I was typing this she got her arm blown off, breh

-What did those Lunarians think they were going to do with their little pointy fire sticks on a giant ass snail monster??? I like the tendency of goons to just be stupid in most media lol

-Come on Cinnabar, they just came to you literally missing half off their body:(

(Story in 3 parts) -At least Kongo cares enough that even though Phos is practically useless, they still send out a team to find them. -Ok, I spoke too soon. He ready to kill a bitch -NOOOOOOO KONGO, DON’T TAKE THEM ENCYCLOPEDIA

-They is Ship of Theseusing this Gem, WTH -Poor Jade:( All of Phos's memories of them used to be stored neatly in their left ankle😔

-Them got zebra legs now lol

-FAST AS FUCC BOOOIIII

Other notes: So I was thinking more about Phos getting Ship of Theseus'd. This could be such a good message for, like, how much of yourself are you willing to get rid of just to fit in? To where you're nothing like who you originally were

Episode 6

-They still Nyoomin

-Yellow Diamond having their “What am I fighting for” crisis

-Lol, can’t believe they did Phos like that lol. Phos: “I like you, Sensei:)” Everyone else: D: Yellow Diamond:

-Oh no, they said Kongo’s trigger word: Humans

-Amethyst be like: Come play with us(:

-OMG, I love the Amethysts so much!

-.... (( <- reaction of somebody who always speaks too soon))

Other notes: Fr, Bort had every right to be mad en mi opinión

Episode 7

-Ok, phew, I’m so glad the Amethysts are ok

-They is hibernate

-They is dressed for the occasion

((Side note that I like this manga panel of the scene better))

((Bort does NOT have the patience for this shit))

-Ok, this is just so cozy of an episode

-Antarcticite getting a hug from sensei. My heart🥺

-OMG, Phos trudging through the snow is just me I relate to them more than I like to admit

-I feel there’s something more ominous about the Ice Screech

-Phos: “Have we tried reasoning with the Ice?”

-”The Ice speaks to me and tells me to do terrible things”

-Phos try to keep your limbs challenge, literally impossible

Other notes: Building off of what I mentioned earlier

Episode 8

-The Ice their greatest opp in this episode.

-I don’t think Kongo’s poor gem heart can take much more of this. Bro, just showed up with two entire arms missing. Imagine every time you let your kid out of your sight, they just show up with their skull bashed in

-Kongo comforting Antarcticite is what I needed today

-Giiirl, you are glittering No, like girl, the gold is taking over your body

-Phos: “Well I’m glad you’re alrigh-” Antarcticite: 🫠

-OH SHIT ANTARCTICITE IS STILL LOCKED IN🤫🧏‍♂️

-😭

((Side note, this would go so hard as a tattoo))

-Goddamn, didn't know this story was written by Gege. Fucking getting me attached to a character just to yank them away from me so soon😡

Ong tho, even though I'm so pissed at the anime for doing me like this, I'm still having such a fun time watching. Can't wait for the next HNK Sunday, and get ready for me to be obnoxious about a few Gem OCs I'm cooking

[selen1um-hexafluoride]

Does anyone know any other websites or apps where I can just read Manga without having to pay for a subscription since I can't afford either books or subscriptions at the moment.

I had one, but then they decided to update it, and now I have to pay a stupid deluxe subscription and fucc that. 😭