#where do you apply to be a lesbian trophy wife?

[liyazaki]

this Saturgay! 🚨 let’s go lesbians, LET’S GO 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[somehow-on]

Notes - 2020

Wiping your ass is next to godliness.

I'd throw a fat man in front of a train for you.

I'm alone in the center of the universe, everyone else is just increasingly complex epicycles.

Everyone plans to empathize until they're punched in the mouth.

I'm always on time, I'm a true punc.

Do I talk to myself? I do everything to myself.

Stay woc.

Nihilist in theory, pragmatist in practice.

Vectorian Grey.

H2650-1, J-bend, 1.25 inch. Compression Washer.

Full grown, adult sized, bangeroos.

How about instead of doing everything shittily all at once, you do one thing well?

Third Riech Feminist.

Lee Moses - she's a bad girl

If I'm going to die on a hill it's going to be frigging mount hillaminjarro.

Never compromise nor coordinate.

Dump sack.

Tracing paper.

Sex, the world's oldest commodity.

Arm Q's: infection vs bursitis, bone spur, IV soreness, basketball, drinking, elevation, some reason antibiotics aren't working

I'm no racist, I voted for Biden.

I'm not a socialist, I'm a social distancer.

I'm a Hooverist.

Other people's money.

Stop taking my chances.

Beautiful/fertile, ugly/sterile.

Get good at hitting your target, or get good at coming up with excuses for why you missed.

Life is for the risk tolerant.

Never regulated.

Sicker than sars-cov'ers, higher than Mars rovers.

60 Watt, 75 Watt

No one has a clearer vision of the absence of truth at the center of existence.

The meek and the brash.

I'm jewlatto.

Your amazing ability to invent clever new ways to be miserable.

Barry White - I'm gonna love you just a little more baby

Admiral Sissy Mary.

Imagine sisyphus getting prizes.

social darwining not distancing.

Wyatt Dykeman.

My life in bits.

You should see the other 7 billion.

Eyes are the windows of the cell.

The Heat of Composition.

The arrows of time.

It's not free will that is the illusion, physical cause and effect itself is illusory, all there is is brain chemicals and/or qualia.

My life as a trophy case to my disillusionments.

Theories on life list.

What is a superstition but an illusion of control?

This country's been in the toilet ever since we elected that Catholic Kennedy.

X is a religion, but not because it's a ethics, but because it's an explanation. Nothing can be explained.

What does the urkel tv show have to do with anything?

Was the most popular girl out behind the school. - 2013

puts the miscue in promisuous. - 2013

It doesn't bother me that people call me fat; I'm just thick-skinned. - 2012

Parezewsky, Mozca.

Vanguard Commodity Fund. VCMDX.

Gleeconomist.

I'm just a tall, hairy, little girl.

Diligence. Due diligence. Owed diligence.

Get yur kit off.

Smart as a button.

Sysiphus laughing.

Bluff the devil.

To sugar in our boogers and cream in our jeans.

The one inch of spacetime in front of my face.

The matrix but it's your own brain simulating your life one second at a time.

God gave his only son as a false flag operation.

Shitposting cannot be refuted, it can only be repeated. - TIB

Can't be arsed.

Breath spilled.

To me, every bumper sticker is basically a swastika. Tattoo.

S. J. Perelman. Mort Sahl. George S Kaufman.

Wide eyes nights late lying awake.

I just wish I could do less.

Meaningless, purposeless, alienating, novelty.

You don't have to hold so tightly to your ideas of how the world ought to be. If you relax just a little it's not going to fall apart. It will still keep getting a little better every day, and you'll have given yourself some room to enjoy what is good in it.

Ethically-Sourced Sadism.

Pathos-Aggresive.

The answer to every question is either everything or nothing.

People are always trying to help me find my wallet.

For a while I was living in my car dealership.

Avoid work, acquire orgasms.

The real reward is the silence and nothingness you make along the way.

Our relationship is purely physical, she's my aerobics instructor.

Pogo - Walt Kelly

Ameianto - super combo. Liniker

MMT is just communism with extra steps.

Crown of mud.

Don't count other people's status.

The emperor is fully clothed but is actually just a homeless weirdo off his meds.

Repeater.

Blackface is offensive, I only ever do African-American-face.

We must protect the children and coincidentally my social status.

Jeff Bezus Christ.

Born and bred and dipped in butter.

VMBSX - mortgage backed securities

Your son is going to grow up loving me, so who's the real cuck after all?

Avarice.

The dead infant is fulfilled. Baby coffin.

Chiaroscuro.

Data Based God.

Laugh while you burn.

Boredom is gravity always pulling you back to earth. Comedy is ramp that tricks your penchant for boredom in to launching you for a brief moment into the sky and closer to God.

Nihilists know the price of everything and the value of nothingness.

Acquisitive.

Speak less, smilf more.

The world is my cloister.

Breads Benedict.

Hose down, pimp up.

Health, wealth, and mirth. Birth, worth, and mirth.

London Fog.

I don't want to be in any club that wouldn't have me as their president.

Recognize the future.

You only do two weeks anyhow, the week you go in and the week you go out.

Use my time machine to go back and kill clippy before he is ever shipped.

It's not about the size of the boat, but the ocean of lotion.

The weight room is where we determine the proper weights for our pitch randomizer.

Failed Utopia. Utopia of the failed.

South of the wall.

Mektoub, my love. Movie.

She wants me to take her to the pound town county courthouse to apply for a liquor license, if you know what I mean.

I only do two things, break hearts and chew gum. And I'm delivered a monthly subscription of gum.

Beckett-head Wendy. Wundy.

I'm a consummate consumer.

Billy Joel: The father of hip hop.

Bask & wallow.

There's nothing to be done. I'll do on. Call that doing, call that on.

Hell and madness: trying to control that which you cannot.

Only reason anyone does anything: to make friends.

We are all united against the past, but in a war against all for the future.

Elena ferrante, the lost daughter.

Paul oster, hunt for herman miller.

Reality is plastic - hypnotism book

Fund the police! Coming straight from the underground.

My life's just a $10M bit.

There's a method to my badness.

Good fences make good neighborhoods.

Someone's gotta keep the bad world from the door.

Dom-text.

Isolate your favorites.

Huey Newton and the Lootings.

Too hasty by far!

Drinking my Soylent, doing my thang.

We only like the beginning of things.

Johnnie Ray.

Having sex astride a grave, the love gleams an instant and then it's dark once more.

Give us this day our daily death.

Live small & petite mort.

There's no small lives, just petite morts.

Gems in the mud.

Mud-miner.

I let you lose.

Air, water, food, hugs.

Shut up, show off.

Friendship is forever, romance is by the hour.

A shoulder to sigh on.

Pithetic. Inspires pith.

Everything is dim, inapparently.

Cum-dumptruck.

Mr. Smarty.

Moist with meaning.

Covid-wife.

Cuddle to completion.

I'm a very adorable pervert.

Still chasing my perfect compliment. Ultimate.

You don't pay me to be doing something all the time, you pay me to do the right thing at the right time, and to know what and when that is.

Melo-chromatic.

Go with Goethe. Go with Godot.

Off-black.

Peddling my piddling wares.

Godot waits for me.

Thick-stick thespian. Dipstick lesbian.

To want something is beautiful, to get it is obscene. Cloying. Nauseating.

I'm not smart enough to say little, I have to say a lot.

Papa Pill.

Pall.

Patience Zero. Seize the delay. It gets better, then worse.

Worrier-Princess. Golden State Worrier.

I'm looking for someone out of my league physically, intellectually, and morally; who I will try desperately to hide all my shortcomings and flaws from until one of us dies, hopefully me.

Greylord.

[jonesjez]

☆✧ kate siegel, 35, cis female, she/her ⋙ keep the cameras focused, jezebel jones has just arrived !! she is originally from portland, oregon, and in everyday life she works as a security guard. she likes to describe herself as decisive & dominant, but we’ve heard she can be rather aloof & controlling. when asked, her aesthetics are keychains, neck ties, & melted candle wax. we can already tell jezebel is going to be a great addition to the cast !! [ maz, 23, she/her, mst ]

feeling so #blessed #moved #grateful to be here with y’all... but that’s enough about me. time to officially introduce jezebel:

- born & raised in southern oregon on a rural plot of land near the california border. her parents were hippie homesteaders, and she naturally followed suit. lots of organic fruit and veg farming, dyi projects, feeding chickens, chopping wood. the family business - in other words, yeah, she’s great with her hands. - photo albums of her during childhood will prove she was always a lumberjack lesbian, living in plaid and combat boots since day 1 - an undeniable tomboy during her formative school years. elementary school saw her a part of the group of boys chasing girls at lunchtime (except she actually was allowed to catch them since she didn’t have “cooties”). this energy carried on into highschool, where she’d supposedly volunteer to give her guy friends advice on how to get girls, when in actuality she deliberately told them to do and say things she knew would deter them so she could vibe with the ladies on her own - always had two loves: 1. women, and 2. peacekeeping - moved to the city (portland) after high school to persue a career in law enforcement - after a year of training and rigorous testing, she was successfully recruited as a police officer - worked with the force for 10 years before she chose to quit because it was impacting her health / making her depressed to see the dark sides of humanity so often - instead she took up a security guard position at an exclusive luxury country club - essentially gets paid to boss snobby rich white folks around, berating their golf course etiquette, escorting their drunk asses to their chauffeured limousines... it’s not always super fun, but it has it’s entertaining moments - has she also, on way more than one occasion, ended up in the back of a coat closet going down on an unsatisfied trophy wife to show her what she’s missing out on by settling for an impotent trust fund dude thrice her age?? (mayhaps... but you didn’t hear it from me) - she finds her job tedious sometimes. coupled with her fierce like the rainy pacific north west‘s predominantly gloomy weather, she applied to the show in search of a much needed escape and refresh

                                     bonus HCs / facts - she’s very reserved, but highly perceptive of people. definitely more of a wallflower than a social butterfly. speaks only when necessary. - very competitive and determined. when she wants something all bets are off and she won’t stop til she gets it  - loves dancing/clubbing/partying - anything where she can allow feeling to take precedence over thinking (something she does too much of) - would rather ghost someone than have a heart-to-heart - into casual dating and hookup culture, but has never been lovingly committed to one person long term. mostly because she’s a bit of a difficult nut to crack and is very reluctant to divulge personal details about herself or make small talk, which drives serious contenders away. - # love ‘em and leave ‘em  - # players only love you when they’re playin - is considerably wealthy, but doesn’t flaunt it. could qualify as a sugar mama if the right opportunity arose - she has an instagram, twitter, and tiktok account that she mostly uses to provide commentary of her past and current job in order to pass the boring downtime faster. bitches about the dumb things people do, posts thirst traps of her in her uniform (suit and tie), and the occasional wlw meme - “melted candle wax” is part of her aesthetic list because she’s k*nky and into wax play, amongst other things. that’s all.

                                     connection ideas (?) 

- i would love someone jez encountered during her policing days, who was committing a minor crime (could be anything mild like public intoxication or a parking ticket) and she let them off because she thought they were pretty... - anyone who lived along the west coast. over the years she’s road tripped down to san diego a few times to escape the chill of oregon’s winter, so there’s many meeting possibilities there. - she also has travelled to a bunch of destination places for vacation, so if your char has ever been somewhere ~fancy~, they could have crossed paths - someone who is aware of / follows her on any of her social media platforms - someone she left high and dry, as she’s so good at doing :| - and more! the sky’s the limit babes, lez get creative

[marriageofconveniencerp]

Danyelle Adams Application

OUT OF CHARACTER.

 Name/Alias/Pronouns: Tay she/her

Age: RFP

Time zone: RFP

Activity level: RFP.

Trigger Warning: RFP

Anything else?: RFP.

 IN CHARACTER.

Desired Character:Danyelle Crystal Adams

FC: Keke Palmer

Birthday: 28

Gender/Pronouns: she/her

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Lesbian/homoromantic

Occupation/School: Owns a photography studio/porn studio (but no one knows about the porn studio)

FAMILY INFORMATION.

If you’re applying for a family already on the masterlist, please delete the first two questions from your application. Please read the Family Bullet Points.

Parents Name/FC/Status: Diana Adams and Wayne Adams FC: Kimberly Elise and Del Roy Lindo

What do your Parents do for work?: Diane is a trophy wife, but also has her own catering company called Catering Angels. Wayne is a high priced criminal lawyer. One of the best in the country. They are still married. 

Why are they/did they, arrange your characters Marriage?: Wayne wants Danyelle to marry someone who would spoil her and treat her like the Queen she is. He wants her to always be taken care of and always have status.

How do you feel about the person your parents chose for you?: Danyelle doesn’t know who she is arranged to yet, but she knows that she would never love them because she is a lesbian. But she is willing to do anything to make her parents happy and to survive.

Bio:

Since Danyelle could remember, her mother always instilled in her the importance of. You do what you must do to make sure you’re always on top. And that stemmed from her mother coming from absolutely nothing. Diane Banks met Wayne Adams nearly 30 years ago. Diane was a high school dropout turned waitress, and Wayne was a customer fifteen year her senior. It wasn’t love at first sight, at least not for Diane. It was more like lust at first sight. They started the love affair about two weeks after they met. Diane didn’t know who Wayne was, until a year after them being together. It came out that he was married with no kids and was a millionaire. And although Diane didn’t love Wayne yet due to her own trauma, she was still upset that he lied. But Wayne fell head over heels for her and divorced his wife of eight years. And two years later, Danyelle was born during Diane’s bachelor party. Diane and Wayne’s love affair were something right out of a lifetime movie, that people kept talking about. But all Diane would say, is that they love each other and that’s all that matters.

Throughout Danyelle’s childhood, she would hear whispers about her mother being a home wrecker or a gold-digger, or how her mother hit the jack pot. Comments like these, though cruel, never really got to her because her mother prepared her for gossip and taught Danyelle how to turn off her emotions. But Danyelle was protective over her mother, and eventually, started hitting people whenever they said something. Wayne was concerned and didn’t want to bring his daughter up in a hostile environment, so they moved to Lima, so they can have some what of a normal life.

Danyelle like Lima and looked at it as a fresh start. No one knew her or her family drama and she hoped to keep it that way. But now that they were in a richer neighborhood, and had status, Danyelle’s mother started grooming her to what a proper lady should be like. And at first Danyelle didn’t mind until she noticed that she was different. She started having crushes on girls and didn’t feel the way girls felt about boys. And after a year of wrestling with her sexuality, she finally came out to her mother, and though her mother was proud of her, she told Danyelle to keep that a secret or no one will want her and this new society would cast her aside. Danyelle didn’t understand, but her mother told her that she has to survive and in order to do that, she had to blend in.

Danyelle took her mother’s advice and tried to blend it but found it difficult because she was hiding a big part of herself. This all led to a little resentment, which led to Danyelle sneaking out and hanging out with people who were not approved by her parents. But she didn’t care. They knew who she really was and accepted her for that. That’s how she got into the porn business.

Danyelle had always loved the camera and the behind the scenes process of movies and photoshoots. In High school, she joined the AV club, and the drama club where she was stage director. She loved it and that passions stayed with her even after she graduated. Danyelle begged her parents to go to film school in Vancouver just to get a break from Lima, and surprisingly they agreed. And although they paid for everything for her, she wanted to make it on her own, so she never took the money her father sent her and got odd jobs instead. After countless of job interviews, she found one that was based not too far from her school and the pay was an upgrade to what other dead-end jobs were paying. Without hesitation, Danyelle said yes.

It wasn’t until Danyelle stepped on set, having done no research into what she signed on for, that she realized where she was. A porn set. Luckily, no legal documents had been signed and she’d only agreed to be the director’s assistant and was free to walk off, without pay, and keep her morals. However, it was the money that gave Danyelle pause and a chance to direct. She more than needed the income. She had to reach her goal somehow and she didn’t want to rely on her parents.

While Danyelle was an assistant, she continued her studies and received a degree in Film production. And took some other courses in photography. She used her degree in her job and stayed there for an extra two years before coming back home to Lima and her family. Her father decided to buy her a photo studio for her graduation gift. Claiming to support her hobby. And all though Full Exposure is a legit photography studio, it also serves as a front for her porn studio, Forever Yours, and where she creates porn for women. Both businesses are doing very well and though everyone knows about her photography studio, only a handful knows about her porn studio.

Danyelle knows that she is arranged to marry someone, but she isn’t really looking too much into it because she is a lesbian. But like her mother said, this is survival of the fittest, and she would do anything to remain wealthy and on top of the food chain, even if that means marrying someone she knows that she will never be able to love.