#where diff versions of him from diff points in his timeline

[callmehere-iwillappear]

thinking abt au crossovers and listen. Listen. theres something about seeing someone who is you but not really. you but just slightly to the left. in a funhouse mirror. if just one thing went differently. this is who you could have been. this is who you never could be. this person understands you better than anyone ever could. this person will never be able to understand you because of how differently things went. and thats not even touching on au crossovers that come from different points in canon. look. this is you a year ago. this is you a year in the future. do you recognize yourself? have you changed too much? can you be the person you needed at that time? do you tell them whats in store for them? can you warn them? would that make things worse? do you say nothing and just hope things will go differently? are things too different already? is that a good thing? is that a bad thing? what can you do to save this version of you? is it already too late? are they a lost cause? are you?

[koipudding]

period sex with kaiser!! cannibal kaiser who is NOT ashamed of eating you out--in fact its like a treat--he doesn't care about the state of the blood he's consuming, if it was toxic he'd have rushed you to the hospital after all...

ao3 version here! (same thing, diff platform.

wc: 0.9K

cw: eating out, period sex, cannibalism, dubious consent (reader gets brain fog with their period), no use of pronouns, unedited and not proofread, gender neutral reader (has a cunt/period), muscle aches... experimentation on cannibals (loosely referenced).

inspired by Alice's (cheralith!!) cannibal au. but kaiser does not die in this timeline :x

he's more insistent than usual today. you know he tracks your periods, which is fine--any good roommate would look out for a friend like that! It makes stocking the pantry easier, plus there's the bonus of knowing when to say or do certain things. 

But with the medicine you’ve put him on, he should’t be desperate for blood. The medicine, the vials and fresh meat you’ve laid out for him are usually enough. Science says they’re enough (sentiment says otherwise), but the existence of cannibals in society is rather new. Hence, it’s time to rely on scientific inquiry. 

Except you can hardly get out of bed. 

Your thighs and back ache despite lack of exertion, and you can feel your pad sticking to your thigh. 

“Ow…” sitting up is hard, but a firm hand guides you up. 

“The hell? Don’t sit up too fast.” Kaiser is next to you.

Your eyes adjust to the light—it’s probably noon already— “wha…” 

 His eyes aren’t the same shade of blue, no. they’re grey, flickering between red and grey as his breaths remain shallow. 

“Hey… Mihya, are you—“

“I can smell it.” He cuts you off before you finish, “Your period, I mean.” 

Before he can come off as too insensitive (when has he ever cared about that?), he whispers: “Do I… need to draw you a bath?” 

Before, the absurdity of a known cannibal asking to care for you instead of consuming you would have made you laugh (or cry from fear), but all you can do is soften and agree. 

“I just need a wet wipe.” You acquiesce. It’s rare for the blond to initiate his brand of care for you, any step he makes is worthy of accepting. 

He comes back, and wipes down every place you needed attention at. Under your arms, your neck and behind your ears. He reaches your ankles and goes up... 

The movement of the wipe stops at the junction of your thighs. 

Maybe it was a mistake to wear short shorts to bed—the kind that exposes your underwear with a single stretch or movement of the leg. 

Your… roommate. Your roommate pulls your panties aside, his breath hitched and eyes blown wide. 

Something goes through his head, and the realization hits you like a ton of bricks. He’s a cannibal. During a menstrual cycle, you shed internal lining, and blood. Just the type of thing a cannibal loves. 

“Wait, don’t—“  

“Please.” He thumbs a bit higher, not close enough to be touching your slit, but teasing the edge of it. 

Kaiser rarely ever begs, but the hunger in his eyes is all consuming. You’ve never seen him react this way because of you. 

Fog fills your brain. This is what you hated the most—the brain fog, muscle aches—maybe this will take your mind off it all…

A second’s hesitation is all that it takes for Kaiser to pull your shorts away. He shoves a folded towel under your hips (in retrospect, it shouldn’t have shocked you how well he’s planned for this. When emotions aren’t high, Michael is methodical, conscious towards the point of manipulation. Of course he knew he’d do this and most importantly, that you’d accept it.) 

He licks a tongue up your thigh, where some caked blood rests. His tongue flicks out to catch some blood at the edge of his lips. 

Shame takes place of arousal in your gut. Letting a cannibal into your home? Fine. Taking care of them and studying them? Fine. But letting them treat you like you’re a meal? It’s depraved. You should despise it. Instead, you find yourself inching closer to him. 

“P-please. Don’t stop,” your hands shake as he gets closer, “I’m sorry.” 

“Sorry? Don’t be sorry, Schatz. Just stay put and behave.” He croons at you, and you can only whine in response. 

Kaiser goes back down to play with your clit, not minding his fingers getting stained and sticky from your arousal and blood. The fluids mix together, the sound growing more lewd as he gets more enthusiastic. 

“Mi—Mihya—“ its hard not to lose control of speech, the mixture of shame and arousal makes it hard to even think about what to say to him. 

You melt under his administrations; combined with the twisting in your gut, you cry out and beg for him. 

Calloused hands pat your sides, stroking your hips as he licks up your slit. 

The room grows warmer as he tugs and pinches on your clit, and you spasm as he grabs your hips. A choked cry of “mihya” leaves your lips. 

Overstimulation hits you like a truck before Kaiser slips a finger into your cunt. You’re full of slick and blood, making it easy for him to reach your sweet spot. 

His tongue and knuckles tease your entrance before the coil in your gut snaps. 

“F-fuck… mihya—-“ you let out a broken cry as you cum, blood and arousal coating his face. Almost like he got out of a fight… 

“M sorry, m s-sorry mihya, you got all dirty.” Your hands reach to cup his face, your chest shaking from exertion and shame. 

“You were delicious, sweetheart. Nothing to be sorry about.” Kaiser grins, pulling his finger out of your cunt and licking it like he’s had the best meal on earth. 

“Gimme another round. I think I found something better than those blood vials you’ve been giving me…” 

[baby-tini]

how would trauma bonding with diffs mikey timelines go? Like how do they abuse their darling and what's their reaction on her still being pathetically inlove and devoted to them? (Mikey is the abuser)

TW- Trauma-bonding, physical abuse, kinda yandere-ish, manipulative behaviour, guilt-tripping, gaslighting, isolation, kidnapping, possessive behaviour, controlling behaviour Toman\OG Timeline- Complete Control. He made it clear from day one that you're his. Completely. He makes all your decisions for you, what you do that day, how you dress, where you go, who you talk too, all of that is authorized by him and only him. He has complete control over your entire life, there's no arguing with him on anything. There's no going out with friends or seeing your family, those people shouldn't matter to you anymore. If he doesn't approve of said person, he'll either kill them or you're not allowed too see them, ever again. You not minding his behaviour, or even liking his behaviour, really doesn't matter to him because he was gonna be this way whether you liked it or not. It just makes it that much easier too control you in all honesty, although, you still being so hopelessly in love with him is beneficial to you. With you behaving and listening, doing as he says, you do get a bit more freedom then you would if you were being a little brat and going against his many rules he has set for you, with the expectations that you follow them the way he intended. As I've stated he chooses what you wear and where you wear it too. Revealing clothing are for his eyes only, he even goes as far as too dress you when he has time. He also chooses what you eat and when you eat, because, as he claims, he knows best.

Manila- Hot and Cold behaviour. Being in a relationship with this version of Mikey is the definition of "walking on eggshells," he's very unpredictable and trigger happy, quite literally. His behaviour towards you can change within the blink of an eye, you do anything wrong, no matter how small it is or how microscopic it may seem at the time, it could tick him off in a matter of seconds. It could simply be you not being very engaged in a conversation because you're tired, but he'll take at as you not caring and brushing him off, that's when things turn ugly and he starts screaming at you, then he'll proceed too ignore you for hours, claiming that if you're not gonna listen to him, he just won't talk to you. He never talks about how he feels, whether it be in that moment or just in general, he never opens up about anything, he keeps it all bottled up and at the slightest wrong-doing on your part, he'll just explode. It's to the point where you have too over-analyze everything you say, just too make sure he doesn't take it the wrong way. Because at time it's gotten so bad that he was standing over you, waving a gun in your face as you sat on the floor sobbing, pleading with him too calm down as he stared at you with those big black eyes of his. He knows you'd never leave him, because he wouldn't let you, it just encourages his hot and cold behaviour when you're cuddled up to him at the end of the night, telling him how much you love him.

Kanto- Physical Abuse. He hits you, a lot. He's quick too get physical at any slight inconvenience. It could've been that you were late meeting him or you were talking to someone that he didn't want you too, or because you were talking too them, as he deemed, a little too long. His go to is always physical punishment, man-handleing to the point of bruises and cuts, sometimes a broken bone or black eye. No version of Mikey takes too kindly to disrespect, but especially this one, this version of Mikey can not be reasoned with, by any means. He will take your verbal reasoning as arguing which will then lead you into a world of pain for hours on end. With the amount of physical abuse Kanto!Mikey puts you through on a daily basis, it's a surprise to everyone that you still continue too show him all this affection and endless devotion, some thought it was just a form of twisted submission, but the look in your eye is always genuinely loving when you look at Mikey, like he could do nothing wrong, or realistically, you don't really care about what he does wrong to you or anyone else for that matter because you'll always still be there too greet him with open arms and a smile full of love with that look of longing for him.

Bonten- Isolation. You're with him most of the time, but when you're not or are unable too be, you're left in his room, which is heavily guarded by security, which are also not allowed too talk to you. He keeps you away from everyone, a life full of isolation, no friends too talk too, no human contact, except Mikey. He won't even let you talk to his most trusted men, his executives. If he were to catch wind of you talking to anyone but him, he'd have them immediately executed, they'd be an example for everyone, that they shouldn't be near you, muchless talk to you. When he's feeling generous, he'll take you out, but only after he rents out time for the place, he wants no other customers there, not even workers, he'll have his men do it, his only most trusted men at that. You're not allowed too have a phone, electronics or any outside contact, say bye to your family and friends. Which you never really got too do anyway because with this Mikey, there was never a regular courting or meeting, he just kidnapped you, right out of your house. He does appreciate your continuous affection and devotion towards him though, but it just furthers his notion that he's the only one you need.

Street Racer- Guilt Tripping. Mikey is much better in this timeline, but he can still be very possessive. He hates when you leave the house, for any reason. You going out with your friends has been the reason for multiple arguments, between the two of you, to the point of hoarse voices in the morning. He doesn't apologize, just justifies, stating the reason he's so possessive and controlling is because he lost everyone in his life at one point. When you counter back, with the argument, that everyone in this timeline is alive, he starts too guilt trip you. Stating that something could still go wrong, he's already watched the people he loved die or he killed them himself, why can't you just listen to him? If he you really loved him, you'd listen, can't you see he's doing this for your own safety? You're being unreasonable, it's not like he's holding you hostage or over-bearing, he just wants an update every hour, is that really too much too ask? He knows you won't leave him though, by the way you continuously defend his behaviour to your parents and friends, telling them that he's just scared for you, that's he's protective and loves you, that's all. That makes him love you even more, because you finally understand that he's doing it for you, all for you.

[gelloonnery]

SPOILER FOR THE FINAL TWO EPISODES

This is rant btw

I feel. Like. the Ending WAS what we wanted. It was kind offthe ending we thought we were gonna get, Fionna learns to appreciate her old world, Simon learns self worth and realises his flaws in his relationship with Betty and learns to live as himself and break the cycle of sacrifice

I just didn't expect it to be so. Straightforward and Spoonfed?? like simon just fully just TALKED about the narrative of his story. No visuals no nothing no nuances, like he just sits down and talks its like the writers went to tumblr and just read off one of the character analysis on here and just used it as dialougue??

Like what exactly made him realise his life was worth while, he was jsut about to commit mental suicide SECONDS ago and the only thing he realised was that he shouldve been more thoughtful in his relationship with betty, how does that correlate with him finding worth in his life?

Like i think it wouldnt have felt so out of no where if the last few episodes where they were going to diff worlds that showed that simon was valued as a catalyst of certain events in the AT timeline, were coupled with simon actually learning from those worlds, instead of him just being oblivious and still wanting to go after the crown

And the nova and casper thing was cute and i like the exploration of a new artstyle but did the story have to be presented that way?? Like it just told us what we already knew and in the end it wasn't even simon himself coming to the realization that his realtionship with betty is flawed, beth had to partially spell it out for him

Like did we need to go to shermy and beth's universe?? For Simon and betty's conclusion?? What was the point of going to that dimension it has nothing to do with their relationship

(I did like that alternate version of simon letting betty go onto the bus and even offering to join her on her trip that was cute.)

And all the universes they affected are just fine now?? Is farmworld finn dead or alive?? ARE FINN'S KIDS JUST ORPHANS NOW????

What was the point of it being set in Shermy and Beth's universe?? And simon just hacked out Fionna world like a hairball because he finally acknowleges that its not his responsibility?

I get the story their trying to tell I get what the narrative that their trying to say, and it IS the narrative that was what drew me into these stories in the first place. But the way it was presented was just ultimately so unsatisfying and weirdly complicated but also simple im just-

huh HUWH HUH WUHHH?????

NOT TO MENTION, WHAT IS UP WITH BETTY DOES THE BETTY IN THE BUSSTOP FLASHBACK TURNING INTO GOLB IN THE LAST SECOND HINT THAT SHE'S JUST COOL WITH BEING GOLB NOW LIKE THATS HER NEW 9 TO 5 I GUESS I MEAN. COOL GOOD FOR YOU GIRL?? LIke her fucking teleporting her fiance into her new apartment in the VOID and teaching him about the wonders of not dying is just a regular tuesday night i guess i MEAN SURE. THATS FUNNY.

did we overanalyze everything??? or did they just fumble the bag like i left those episode feeling like i shouldve been vindicated but i WASNT