#where are my maidenless bitches!!!!!

[feketeribizli]

is everyone out with their lover today the dash is fucking bleakkkk and im sickkkk i need entertainment!!!!!!!

[haemey]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "I got 99 problems, but at least _____ ain't one."

Getting bitches (gn)

Get it

Because

Because I'm ace

I'm hilarious

[proxylynn]

What is your opinion on those male power fantasy video games where the male MC gets multiple girls? Me as a women I really hate it but hey it’s fictional so who cares but I still wanna know your thoughts on it.

[Oh boy, as a tomboy gal I'm gonna have very interesting perspectives on this due to mainly going for guy games when growing up. That said, I'm not gonna let them slide when I see shit that isn't necessary, so even games I love are on the chopping block.

Now, I see nothing wrong with power fantasy-themed games. I love the Overlord and God of War series. Nothing quite feels as satisfying as just being this all-powerful force that dominates the world by being OP. But when they add this extra bit because they want to appease the "maidenless", then I get annoyed. God of War, the OG games, and Overlord are products of their time. Kratos fucking women in between slaying is a way to get bonus blood orbs doesn't make a lot of sense to me narratively speaking. He's on a revenge kick for being tricked into killing his wife and daughter, so why is this grief and rage-filled man stopping to get his sword wet with randoms? I don't think I'd be on a god murder quest for the sake of my fallen husband, spend countless hours killing monsters, swearing to commit to my cause, only to be sidetracked by finding a random bed with horny guys on it. I'm just gonna be "You guys have fun" and walk away. I'm on a revenge my love guest damn it! I am not fuking around. The new God of War did this so much better. All the power, the emotion, the trauma, and it's written with consistency that I'm ashamed when I first hear about it that I expected it to still have Kratos fuck around. Bad me.

Overlord is interesting in YOU are the bad guy, so naturally I fell in love with that instantly. Game one I think handled this best (there are like 5 games but I only know the first and second so that's my insight), in the first one you are rebuilding the Empire of Evil after the last overlord was killed. You have a mortality level, you can be an evil prick that causes so much damage that it's not canon to the sequel or a force of power that is a threat by your people like you more than the fallen heroes who have been terrorizing them. So far, sounds awesome. Then you find Rose and she becomes your mistress and, aside from how your minions act (Fuck you, Gnarl!), you treat her as an equal. Eventually, you find Rose's sister and you get to make a choice, the tower can't hold both of them, so do you stick with Rose or replace her with her vain sister Velvet... whoever you pick will then thank you with sex. Now why is this okay? Because it only happens once and isn't a main game mechanic. In Overlord 2 however...It's still not a game mechanic but now it's a reward for vain reasons. In game 2, you can now have up to 3 mistresses (the childhood friend/crush who's a badass that does like you, the vain rich hot noble bitch that only likes your money and power, and a fae goddess who hates you but gets corrupted and now is thirsty for your dick) and the game doesn't handle them or anything right, lots of sexists and fatphobic jokes but that's a rant for another day. To get the sex all you have to do is buy all the furniture for their rooms and getting all three unlocks a fourth scene as they group on you. (I should note the sex is offscreen like GoW and derpy, so why bother) This basically plays on something Gnarl says about female being simple and to keep them happy you just have to give them shiny things. (Again, fuck you, Gnarl!) This sucks as it was very incel before incel was a thing but, remember what I said about the Fae mistress? Her corruption is something we can't stop and it's US that does it, we drain her power to fuel our tower heart but doing so taints her with evil, and it's here we have a choice. We take only enough to fuel the heart or we take all her power and kill her as she becomes a banshee...either way, she loses who she is and just wants to fuck us. This is fucked up as her people are there and begging this to stop, for her to fight back and she's too pure to sink so low, and it's worse if you kill her because as a banshee she's tied eternally to the Overlord...she can't leave us even if she could. Why? Why does it have to be so fucking dark and insulting? They even represent this in the new morality system, no longer is it based on acts of Selfishness and Selflessness, now it's based on Domination and Destruction. You even learn a magic to force your will on others and if you use it too much on a target they die!

Things like this are so damn needless and I'm convinced it's just some devs tapping into their own fetishes when they do it. You can do power fantasies without pointless sex or dehumanizing actions. In fact, it's hypocritical that there is none for women players. If devs feel uncomfortable with such things happening for male characters, then they shouldn't do it for female characters. This is an age of all genders playing games. Grow some damn balls and either stop doing this pointless piss poor excuse you call "fan service" or be equal by doing this treatment to guys in games as well as gals. I have mounted this hill and I shall die on it, but I shan't die without making my point.]

[divine-misfortune]

This is your excuse, please bestow the gaming thoughts

So since my initial post turned into me writing raindrop being stupid and soft, I'm going to be dropping my more rambly thoughts relating to elden ring in particular here. This is gonna be long, probably-

I think class wise, Rain started off as a warrior - a dexterity based dual wielding class.

I think he ended up getting pretty fond of the twin blades and dropped the dual scimitar in favor of the twin. He strikes me as the type of person to insist that bleed builds are overpowered, yet still use bleed builds because if it works, it works.

Dew laughed at him when he entered the open world and instantly got called maidenless, Rain elbowed him for that one.

Rain also stupidly fell into the trap of the Tree Sentinel, a large man on a horse patrolling the starting path to the first church. You think you're supposed to fight him. You are not. He will rock your shit. Rain got his shit rocked.

Also if you've never experienced it, please know that if you do trigger the sentinel, the music goes from this to this very suddenly and the first time it happens it is an actual Heart Attack seeing this fucker running at you.

Rain's favorite area of the game was Liurnia of the Lakes for obvious reasons.

Like, c'mon look at that! It's a very cool area with a lot of hidden stuff around. He spent so much time exploring all the half sunken buildings and cathedrals.

I think the first time he ran into the crayfish, he thought they were silly and sort of cute but that lasted all of thirty seconds before he got absolutely bodied by three of them at once and lost a hefty amount of runes.

Images taken seconds before disaster:

Now Rain has to kill the damn things out of spite when he sees them. Fuck those guys.

Dew doesn't really follow the lore, and despite Rain explaining to the best of his ability, he still doesn't understand it. But Rain seems happy enough to talk about it, so he'll listen, even if he's confused as all hell.

He DOES however really enjoy the scenery of the game. His favorite area was probably The Eternal City of Nokron.

A place underground with an artificial night sky. Rain idled in this area a lot, just because Dew wanted to look at it a little longer.

The boss fight that Rain had the worst time with was absolutely Mohg Lord of Blood. He got so fucking mad in the second phase where your health is suddenly drained and the boss regains his.

The first time he was fighting him, and that happened, he audibly gasped in offense and yelled "you cheating bitch-".

His favorite fight was probably Rykard Lord of Blasphemy. It's sort of like the games gimmick fight? You get a cool spear out of it.

Also that's a fucked up looking snake.

Both of them mutually agreed Ranni was their favorite NPC.

Dew's first take on her was "she's blue like you-" and Rain couldn't help but laugh at that. It was a little silly, but endearing. It led to Dew adopting the pet name doll, which makes Rain roll his eyes but he's still grinning.

Dew tends to leave the game alone because these types of things are hard but there was one time Rain left to go to the bathroom and Dew got really curious and picked up the controller. Five minutes. Five minutes alone and he accidentally managed to summon a dragon.

You cannot pause these games either. Oh he mega fucked up-

[lonchart]

Please visit my letterboxd page for an actual list

The chart will be updated periodically as I watch more films. This is the 3rd version I've made, more versions will be posted whenever I run out of space or just want it to look better

The placement rules I've set for myself are as follows -

only lon chaney's characters are being considered

if he plays more than one role in a film any extraneous characters will be disregarded and only the main role will be considered* (only black mike has been ranked in outside the law, his other character is pointless and horrible and I don't want to think about him lmao)

any unknown categories will be sorted based on vibes whenever possible unless too much of the film is lost

*unsure how many this will apply to but we'll find out lol

The categories are as follows -

Poor Little Meow Meow - must be sad and pathetic, mostly likeable 

Bad Bastard - must be nasty, nastiness will trump any sad/pathetic traits if placed in this section 

Gets No Bitches - can have an ex partner/wife/whatever, but must currently be maidenless. dead wives do not count towards not getting bitches

Gets Bitches - this is self explanatory lmao 

Unknown - films will only be placed here if there isn't enough information in the film to make a call. will probs only use this for partially lost films, complete films will be sorted based on vibes if possible

Films watched so far

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

He Who Gets Slapped (1924)

The Penalty (1920)

The Unknown (1927)

Outside the Law (1920)

The Unholy Three (1930)

The Shock (1923)

The Blackbird (1926)

Alas and Alack (1915)

The Ace of Hearts (1921)

Laugh Clown Laugh (1928)

West of Zanzibar (1928)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923)

Where East is East (1929)

The Monster (1925)

Flesh and Blood (1922)

Tell it to the Marines (1926)

Mr. Wu (1927) excluded from the list for being boring and racist lmao

The Unholy Three (1925)

[vdragon-creations]

Quick CW for mentions of SA. Just letting you folks know.

Just woke up to two asks in my inbox! I was pretty hyped until I realized they where both vile. Both of them wishing I would die, and the other going into detail about how badly they want me to die in a slow and painful way, and even going so far as hoping someone SA's my corpse.

Idk who shat in thier fruit loops this morning, but I do have 3 things for them.

1. If you're gunna waste your time throwing vile my way, at least get creative! You pain my artistic soul with such bland and unoriginal spewings. You think this is the first time I've been told to go die or that they hope I die? Oh please. Get in line bitch.

2. You had to make the active decision to select anonymous when sending that to me. That tells me how much of a coward you are. Yet here I am, proud to be who I am, flaws and all. While you can't even put a face to your words.

3. I've blocked you now, and that's because I simply have no time to waste dealing with any further interations with such maidenless behavior. So I will continue with my philosophy of "Sometimes the best revenge is a life well lived."

In conclusion, no. I will not die. At least not yet. I'll continue to live my life, touch grass, fuck my man, pet my cat, get that bag, and most importantly....live a much better life then someone who's only reason for existing is to make everyone else as miserable as they are.

Get fucked, and maybe some therapy. Bye!

[wyrmguardsecrets]

WHERE are all these thirsty bitches? My guys are thought out, well rounded, moderately attractive, and lonely AF. -sincerely, Maidenless

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[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Sorry if this is weird - but can we get The Star Seven and where they fall on the LGBT spectrum? :3 Or physical/mental illness N stuff? (Also you're my favorite fanfic author of all time! Ur so cool <3 )

Oh my GODDDDDDDD FIRST OF ALL!!!

Tysm I’m fucking losing my shit at being someone’s favorite fanfic author!!! And I am ALWAYS down to go stupid abt OrangeJuiceVerse oh my fuck.

Also!!!! There is not a single neurotypical mf in the entire 7!!! These bitches are soooo out here terrorizing any therapist they try to go to. So to start Off.

Kyle. That little I Learned Something Today Ass Bitch is SO fuckin gay!!! Like he realized as a preteen that he he didn’t actually like women like that (no wonder he’s Maidenless smh) and he was like OH! Bc the way he felt abt Stan was soooo homiesexual dear lord he whole ass kept it to himself for way too long. He’s also on the ace spectrum, bc as a demi loser, I feel like he’s demi idc. Like this man fr thought porn was something only referenced in movies and then Kenny showed him some shit and he was like WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS THIS rip same Ky. As for mental illnesses and such, aside from being Down Horrendous for the sbf, this poor guy is sooo fucked in the brain. So he’s got awful anxiety, borderline obsessive compulsive tendencies, a fucking eating disorder (for a lil while in hs, he’s mentally fine in that department during most of the ojv), some kinda martyr complex. And physically? Mans a mess. Type 1 diabetes, absolute shit immune system, chronic issues with his left knee, probably anemia, on the verge of developing early onset arthritis when he gets older bc he fucked his body up with the ed, he’s STRUGGLING. He’s also stubborn as fuck and has frequently passed out because he didn’t want to check his levels. He gets in trouble with literally everyone for that.

STAN!!! Jesus this poor boy. My absolute Bi King!!! (Kyle may be the one biking around town bc his road rage is so godawful but Stan is the BI-king) yeah I’m a bi Stan believer bc this man is a HUGE simp!!! Ohhhh my god this boy when he was younger he’d see someone pretty and be SO down bad. But the only person he ever was actually good at being in a relationship with was Kyle. Stanley Down Bad Marsh, since the moment he knew what beauty was, beauty was Kyle. He did have a crush on Wendy in 4th grade, but then he was like kyyyylllleee. (Jail to stan). God his brain is so fucked. First of all RANDY is his father so he’s got trauma out the wazzoo, he’s an alcoholic, and he’s so plagued with adhd and dyslexia like pack it up Percy Jackson (he’s so Percy coded argue w the wall) plus this guy is depressed as hellllll. Oh my fuck Sadsack is real his lows are LOW and Kyle has threatened him with his therapist friends before. He’s doing better later down the timeline, thank you aa, oh yeah there’s the alcoholism too, but he’s the support group KING my darling boy ojv stan!!!

Kenny. Ok man the Kenny Of It All is sooooo bizarre. So he is immortal, but no one knows except for Marj! This takes such a mental toll on him, this guy is out here fully discombobulated bc he just came back from a rebirth and everyone’s like oh hey Ken where’d u go yesterday. His deaths have gotten less frequent as he grows up, but tbh he is still veeeerrry prone to bouts of depression and anxiety because of them, especially when he feels forgotten. I delved into that here and a tiny bit here, his mentality honestly can’t really be put into words. Like his brain doesn’t make sense even to himself. ALSO!!! He is THE Pan Without A Plan he’s so all over the place if you put him in the same room with Stan (his Blood Brother In Desperation, his Ride Or Die Disaster Bi), someone’s comin out in need of an emergency room.

Tweek!!!!! Dude Tweek that poor kid. Addiction, ocd, anxiety, the guys got it all. Also, another bitch on the ace spectrum? Yep. Homoromantic for sure, and closer to the sex-repulsed side of things.

Craig is an enigma dude, like this mf is so nonchalant about everything until he isn’t, the typa man to just casually drop some random piece of lore and you’re just like BRUH TF?!? Smh but anyway so he’s autistic, diagnosed as a kid when his parents were like our son got something goin on, and then everyone in his life was like ohhhh that makes sense. He gets kind of violent in his meltdowns, punching walls and shit, and he’s SCARY!! Not because he’s trying to be, like OrangeJuiceVerse Craig is such a softie, but he’s also scary looking! Like he’s 6’4 and long as hell, resting bitch face, he’s honestly kind of terrifying until you get used to him. He’s got the most absurd dry sense of humor though omg he and Kyle have this stupid “we can be assholes for fun” vibe. He’s a full blown gay ass dude btw.

MARJORINE MY BELOVED! She doesn’t label herself really, she just knows she loves Kenny, and her heart is so big like Love Is Stored In The Marj (unfortunately she’s also the queen of mlms and has had multiple pick me phases smh gullible queen). So she ALSO is autistic, and omg she’s a lot of the reason Kyle switched his major from premed to psych. I’ve mentioned before the m5 living together the first year of college and one time Marj had a bit of a problem at a karaoke bar with Stan and Stan my precious sweetheart IMMEDIATELY brought her to Ky (Kenny had studio hours) and Kyle’s letting her braid his hair and he’s helping her through her meltdown and she’s like “you should really do this as your job”. She was right. Kyle’s fantastic at what he does.

Jesus fuckin Christ Cartman. No one knows what the hell his sexuality is. He won’t tell you. He won’t disclose his pronouns either. (Tbh this mf never fully figures out his sexuality or gender he’s just vibin and also doesn’t care.) Also bruhhhh he’s such a disaster mentally. He’s been on a cocktail of meds since middle school for schizophrenia, sociopathic personality disorder, bpd, poor dudes got too damn much going on. BUT he’s relatively stable from like 6th grade onwards. Just an asshole for fun and out of habit. (OJV Cartman is so much fun to me)

OKAY! Dude you have no idea how excited I was to get this ask I’ve wanted to talk abt what the OJV Star Seven have goin on mentally foreeeevvvver!!!

Any curiosities someone has about OrangeJuiceVerse or ANY of my other stuff PLEASE ask me about whatever! I am super annoying and Weird!!!

[foxounderscorecube]

I have slight suspicion you like Varré

Okay no but since I have only really watched a few videos of Elden Ring I didnt know much about Varré so as always went to my gf for info

And unfortunately apparently my girlfriend skipped Varré by accident near the beginning so actually she knows nearly nothing of the guy, rip </3

My secret is out... I don't know what gave it away 😔

Varré is most well-known for being the first NPC you meet in the Lands Between where he promptly calls you maidenless. He's smug and smarmy and generally a bitch and once you've fought Godrick, he will try to recruit you as a follower of Mohg - the Bloody Fingers are one of the invasion covenants in the game. I'm not a big PvP person but of course I join them for him <3 This is where he starts calling you his lambkin, the fucking weirdo, because while he can't help being a smug fuck, that won't stop him trying to emotionally manipulate you.

According to Varré, once Mohg has founded his dynasty, he'll bring in a new age where all of his followers live in a wonderful world full of love. I don't actually know if there's much lore on how Mohg's going to do that, but I know his power comes from Outer Gods (a.k.a. not Marika/Radagon/the Greater Will) because the Mohgwyn spear apparently stabs this one goddess and is powered up by her blood, if I recall correctly. So maybe it's just that he intends on liberating the world from the Greater Will (which is a similar goal to Ranni and what Rykard initially intended, I think). Gideon Ofnir basically thinks Mohg is just cosplaying cult leader, though. There's no Age of Blood ending to the game, though, which is a shame.

Varré uses a weapon that's a big bouquet of metal roses, which I think is very cool and correct of him. Bloody Fingers all use weapons that inflict Bleed for obvious reasons, but he's very fashion about it.

If course, it being a Fromsoft game, following his questline ends up with him dying when he invades you, where he's a bitch about it until the end.

He is not a very good person and there are sweeter and more loveable characters in the game by far, but I can't help it. I just adore him anyway!!!

[tytoalbatross]

never setting foot on twitter again what the fuck

[victoria1676]

IM BACK WITH MORE CHAT SHENANIGANS

Imagine if Dadza And Mumza Sent a Crows to Reader while she's in SAGAU

Crow: Where the fuck are you

Reader: Hi Dadza...To be Honest...I have no Idea...

Crow: Who's kids are these..they said they know you

Reader: THOSE THREE ARE THERE!????

Chat just screaming: MUMZA MUMZA PHIL PHIL

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Chat: Tommy Broke your Redstone doors

Reader: HE FUCKING WHAT

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Crow: Have you tried Eating Sand?

Reader: Wilbur??? Is that you???

Chat: Someone Get Wilbur..He's at it again

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Chat to everyone who killed you and Bennett, Razor and Diona : Man Y'all Are Shit L+Ratio+You fell off+cope+don't care+didn't ask+stfu+owned+yo mama+ok+u Smell+Bozo+cry about it+triggered+Get real+Get wrecked+stay mad+reported+banned+get a life+hoes mad+ No bitches?+ Maidenless—......

Reader:..... They're not gonna stop *sips drink*

Also Chat: I love you (Reader) <3(Less than three)

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God I love writing these

THIS LITTERALLY IS WHAT READER'S CHAT IS GONNA BE HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

LMAOOO TOMMY NOO!! HAHAHAHHA HE GONNA GET THE CHANCLA HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUN FACT: READER LOVES DOING ALOT OF REDSTONE BUILDING AND MAKING NEW IDEAS SO IF TOMMY BROKE ONE OF HER CREATIONS HE IS DOOMED HAHAHA

MAN READER BE HAPPY HER PARENTS SEND THEIR CROWS TO FIND HER AND BRO I CAN SEE HER JUST CRYING TO MUMZA LOL

IF THE BOYS SUCK UP TO PHILL THEN READER SUCKS UP TO MUMZA XD

BUT SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE MUMZA TAKING CARE OF THE POOR SOULS THAT DIED FOR HER TWT

lmao the sheer pause of Reader who look at the crow that has a beanie and be calling Philza about Wilbur eating sands HAHAHAHHA PLEASE THAT STREAM LEGIT MADE ME LOOK LIKE THAT CONFUSED MATH EQUATION MEME HAHAHAHAHA

Ah yes reader definitely sipping her tea while ignoring the Chat insulting and going pissy mode on the acolytes in my story XD

but yes the chat love reader and some actually simp on her which is funny cause Tommy was one of the victims to hear or saw the crows SIMP in his big sis that he had to kill them (unfortunately they survived HAHAHAHAHHA)

[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2022

[memes of 2021]

every year i am a little bit later with this. anyway, here’s my casual list of tumblr/twitter memes i saw in 2022 in my sphere of the internet, roughly in chronological order. i’ve almost certainly missed some (or described some of the ones that are here incorrectly/incoherently), but hopefully it’s fun to read anyway!

horse plinko

john lennon’s asscrack

blorbo from shows

the fall of urfaveisunfuckable

wordle scores

guy with big eyes

(megamind) no bitches?

i am in misery / i save dick by giving it cpr / reese's puffs

it’s me boy i’m the ps5

live slug reaction

my brother in christ

car battery dropping on jade from victorious

maidenless

homophobic dog

get drinked

tumblr blaze

tumblr crabs

ball shaving ads

debating the use of kung pow penis

elon musk buying twitter / twitter refugees on tumblr

misha collins coming out as straight

what would you do if i were a bug

video games characters at the mall

dracula daily

“hey i’m justin bieber” “and…?”

morbius

overwatch diversity chart

swedes not inviting friends to dinner

that’s why this pride month i’m partnering with x

x closed forever because a y threw up

mousegirl (nonsexual)

the lgbtq+ community has forgiven x

tumblr pikachu man

sometimes i wonder what i taste like

the final fantasy rp billboard

boris johnson resigning & ongoing uk fiasco (+ lettuce)

little guy dancing

oh look, the last ripe peach!

gougar

girl yelling in boy’s ear

circling a word in red and pointing to an image of something that sounds similar

reddit guy who fucks to cbat

modding your 3ds is easy

honestly [character] has been through so much more

gandalf big naturals

reigen winning twitter polls and then finally getting beaten by sans in tumblr sexyman contest

the queen of england dying immediately afterward (plus tons of other wild stuff)

the yaoi poll

holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd

drawing anime eyes with amongus guys

jesse pinkman's shirt when he goes through the most traumatic experience of his life

some fandom thing turning up in a random us city/state

tree guy

investing in posts

me listening to my completely unorganized playlist

hey don’t cry. x ok?

spirit halloween costumes

goncharov

i just got laid off from twitter, i was the person responsible for the feature where x

general twitter crashing and burning

koopas dancing

you don’t like trumpet? bwaa?

in an interview, wednesday star jenna ortega revealed…

bill clinton game awards kid (unfortunately)

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

cylinder dick guy

greta thunberg vs andrew tate

different types of cube designs

[wonwoosthetic]

HELP I was reading your MTL ; who’s a virgin and I can’t help but think about how woozi fans literally say this man has NO BITCHES😭 and they brought up the green basement moments where the members were saying he has no girl friends 😭😭VIOLATED THAT MAN

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNjHynB/?k=1

Link :)

STOP PLS😭😭, I literally saw the video she did before that a few days ago💀💀 (I also want to take this opportunity and say that I think she’s one of the funniest kpop tiktokers right now😂👏🏼) I can’t with them, these men literally outed him with NO HESITATION. Woozi, my man, you gotta stand up and defend yourself😐

I just can’t believe that that man didn’t go through at least three extremely horrible heartbreaks, it’s just not possible, right?😭

Also: can we talk about the fact how they literally just said that even though all of them were and are terrified of Woozi🫢 like y‘all are scared for the lines he’s gonna give you but do not think twice when it comes to vouching for his bitchless-ness

I‘d give them two seconds in the new title track💀

And of course, all of that happened within that melona prison😶

(someone in the comments of that video called him “maidenless”😂😭)

[therabbitholeofinsanity]

bro i feel so single </3

whenever i read romance or listen to my little funny songs i feel so lonely and a bit jealous of what other ppl have with each other

sometime i wish i had someone that was always there for me but on a much deeper level yk? but also someone who could be my best friend in this entire planet? and, god forbid, sometimes i feel touchstarved or something?

idk maybe my personality is trash or something? or im sheltered? or i friendzone everyone? or im just oblivious?

I have no idea

i kind of grew up at a school where everyone knew each other so i never really had choices, but somehow they all found other people outside of school. maybe its just that i wasn't with the "popular kids" or the fact that i didn't get a phone or social media until much later.

moving onto high school i found myself in a program with separate classes so surprise surprise, everyone in my classes knew each other

I mean, I've liked people before but how do I know if they like me?

yeah no, i have no experience in this shit, maybe I'll have to wait for when I'm more independent and I have more freedom to meet new people

that bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes concludes my rant on being bitchless/maidenless/damseless :D

[tytoalbatross]

never setting foot on twitter again what the fuck

[tytoalbatross]

never setting foot on twitter again what the fuck