#where are all of the michael girls 😖

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fetus malum

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there are so many mask options: the purge, the strangers, Jason and Michael Myers 👹

A HALLOWEEN PARTY SHUTTTT UPPPPP Rafe would definitely dress up as the preppy blond guy from that first purge movie😵 the mask!!!!!!! yesPLS

ORRRRRRRRR an 80s camp!counselor au where everyone brought a costume for a costume party (because it's october or wtv) and he's the creepy camp counselor that brought a Jason getup and won't stop following you around😶‍🌫️

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OMG YES !!

Rafe and his friends all in matching purge costumes 😖😖 they’re everywhere, no matter where you go, they’re there. but in your drunk state, you can’t bring yourself to care and unknowingly dance with your stalker. It isn’t long until he drags you out of the house and around the back, the moonlight offering only a smidge of guidance.

He pushes you against the side of the house, his hands trailing up and down your body, his touch as hot as the summer air. Your protests die on your tongue when he drops to his knees, his mask falling to the floor as his head disappears under your dress.

“W-Wait!” You squeal, jumping at the feel of his tongue against your panties, swiping up and down your clothed slit. “Someone could see us!”

He doesn’t falter, if anything, he gets more eager. He mouthes against your wet panties, sucking your swollen clit through the cotton and even prodding his tongue at your sopping hole.

You cry out with trembling knees, the pleasure only heightened by the risk. You don’t want to get caught, but you also don’t want him to stop.

You hiss when his teeth pierce your inner thighs, the pain quickly soothed by his warm lips as he hooks your panties to the side, licking one long stripe up your cunt.

His lips lock around your button, sucking harshly as if he wanted it to hurt and you convulse, slapping a hand over your mouth to muffle your moans. A heat builds in your tummy as tingles rush through your nerves, and your eyes flutter shut when he slips a finger into your hole.

He’s so messy and you’re so wet, you can hear the lewd noises over the booming bass inside the house. You can’t help but rock against his face, gripping his hair with one hand as you suck your fingers in a desperate attempt to stay quiet. He’s making it harder with every swipe of his tongue and thrust of his fingers.

“Good girl, come all over my face. I wanna taste you for the rest of the night.”

Damn, I guess I woke up slutty today 🫡

as for the camp counsellor au… me thinking of a rivals with benefits trope, he’s from the kook camp across the lake and you’re on the pogue side, being forced to watch their overfunded camp get all the new toys and fancy resources. You act like you hate him (you do) but when the sun goes down and the other counsellors/campers are fast asleep, you find yourself bent over in the back of his truck, moans silenced by your own panties as he fucks you silly 😩 “wish you could see yourself now, going dumb on my cock—that attitude of yours would improve real quick.”

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Me rn:

But gold is forever

I respectfully disagree, sir

I have more power than you because I have no weakness.  You are but a slug on the earth.

His whole rant here reminds me of that crazy unhinged monologue at the beginning of Michael Clayton (the only George Clooney movie I’ve ever enjoyed lol). Not so much content wise, but like, in a crazed, spill your guts, rambling way where the listener can barely keep up 😬

Ransom’s neck twists at an awkward angle, and the veins surrounding his eyes turn gold.

 “He told me he won’t be granting your wish.  Better run home Andrew.  Time’s up.”

It’s the demonic possession vibes for me 👌

“Tick tock.  How long will it take you to ride back to Palmona?  Left them all alone,”

This is so, Scar looking down at Simba and being like RUN

“Our contract was for mine and Ransom’s first child.  She’s Andy’s.  You can’t leave with her.  Our contract was binding and legal.  You have no claim over that baby.

Big Elle Woods energy

Trying to hold her ears as Lance’s cry makes your ears feel as if they're bleeding.  

Banshee realness 😵‍💫

“Aurelia, just touch it.  It’ll get rid of it for good, princess.”

“Aurelia, you’re almost there, darling.  Just touch it.”

Who is this voice?? This is some serpent in the garden of Eden sneaky shit 🤨

“Ah, I made a deal with my brother.  He made a deal with your wife,” he shrugs, still laughing at Andy.  “Want them back?”

This deal or no deal daisy chain 😖

Even swans that wait for the moon to shine on them.

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“Stop!  You have your deal.”

So the deal is…

Andy and Aurelia won’t age - this gives Andy infinite (?) time to find his family somewhere in the woods?

Branwen continues aging until she’s the same age as her mom - it’s giving Gilmore girls + Once Upon a Time haha

Meanwhile,

Chase makes an apple tree and anyone who eats the apples gets trapped in the woods (until Aurelia wakes up) - this is Chase’s way of getting “fresh meat” (whatever that means😟)

Dude, why can’t u just get ppl to hang out with u the normal way??? Throw a block party or something lol idk like something something flies with honey and vinegar or whatever the saying is??

As long as Andy doesn’t eat the apple he can exit and enter the woods whenever?

And anyone who enters the woods is also affected by the ageless bubble? Like if Walter stays with Andy he won’t age either right 🥺

(This apple isn’t the same golden apple that corrupts the faeries tho? Or is it? 🤔)

And if you meet her again, and kiss her, and I’m still a fucking horse, I’m going to hoof that stupid faerie to death,”

Donkey from Shrek energy😂😂. Every depressed hero needs a sassy side kick

Until then he is but a nomad.

Whoa ok like did I just eat a magical/poisonous apple bc I also feel like I’m trapped in this journey into the woods AU 😳

I’m like trying to think of what bus I need to take tomorrow and my brain is like:

So, when the curse is eventually broken, Lance is just a sad lump of coal?? Like what did he get out of this lmao. Or will he be purified bc he’s raising Branwen (I assume?)

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Me trying to do some meal prep for the week… my brain:

So is the mom still in the well or…

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Me trying to respond to emails… my brain:

Did Ransom ever find out that some of the gold is just glamoured straw or did he use it to pay someone and now there’s just a bunch of counterfeit currency floating around….

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Rumplestiltskin, Part 10

Summary:  the conclusion and end of the King and Queen of Palmona

Pairings:  Andy Barber X Ransom, Lance Tucker X Reader, Chase Collins X Andy Barber

Rating:  mild

Warnings;  language, kidnapping(?), 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  2.7K

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credits 2 @lukesos (i think)

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hey it's the guy you know that one guy

i keep having to pause because my roommate is blow drying her hair maybe i should just take a minute

ok she's done im starting over cause i only got like a minute in and didnt hear shit

oh yeah this is definitely an 80s movie

why they fighting like that this some gay ass shit

help while i was typing that he said okay boys let's go but it sounded like he said gay boys let's go

💀 the pig dont know how to open a car door? ok

i like the vibes this movie will probably be my personality in a few hours

the kid looks familiar

is that the kid from the princess bride??????

no nvm i dont think it is it's just some other little blonde kid

this seems like it's going to be a decent depiction of siblings which is good bc im physically repulsed by shit portrayals of sibling relationships

the older brother is hot and so is the girl he's staring at

society

hot video store girl is hot

yall dont understand i NEED to be part of a gay vampire gang

why is he stalking her bro just talk to her instead of being a freak

the comic store got me fucked up

hot girl is a vampire okayy

these ppl r about to die

why is all the vampire stuff off screen

why are these teenage boys acting like robots

why dont they just straight up tell him there are vampires

weird ass behavior

i want to live in this movie and also kiss the older brother a little

u dont need star michael baby im right here dont even worry about it

i hope they make him a vampire but not in a bad way

i hope they dont fucking kill him

dontkillhimdontkillhimdontkillhimdontkillhim

make him a sexy vampire please ♥️

why does that child have a poster of a man holding his shirt up 😟 this nigga gay

did he just eat without looking at his food??

oh it's all what we do in the shadows ok

this guy has a crush on michael

i understand

this is some weird ass editing

why is he drinking do much

no biting?

whatever i think i got what i asked for

if he dies im turning this movie off

they couldnt afford the flying visual effects

why is he acting weird

those some dramatic ass bikes

this child has excellent vibes. i need to adopt him

my roommate turned the fucking lights off if i get scared im dying

dont kill ur brother bro

dude what

what da dog doing

where did it go tho

NOT HIM GONNA SNITCH TO MOM LMAOOOO PIECE OF SHIT

that's so funny bye

if my sister was a vampire i wouldnt snitch i would have her turn me

if she refused to i might kill her tho /hj

this is funny also rip to the video store guy

i didnt expect this to be funny

"it was a scary comic mom" gn

so she just didnt go back to the date? or call? i hope the video guy doesnt die

oh hes gonna die

sigh

michael gonna find a dead body or sum

why cant they just say it straight up

oh they fucking ok

this is so aggressively 80s

im only halfway through this lowkey dragging

the mom is nice i think i like her

i hope the video guy isnt dead please

GET YO DOG BITCH

is the video guy a vampire?

that cheese is visibly garlic why wouldn't he just mix some in with cheese

wtf 💀 leave this man alone

are they gonna kill those punks

why wouldnt they just tell him straight up theyre vampires and made him one

the gore looks like jelly

if the kid wasnt here this would just be a drama that child is bringing all of the comedy

i hope this goes well 😖 dont kill them kids

like please fr dont butcher those 14 year olds

why doesnt the kid have any weapons he's just following them

theyre gonna find dead bodies

if this doesnt have a happy ending im gonna be mad

they are gonna wake up

theyre probably already awake

rip that one guy you know that one guy from that one thing

kill the rest of them freaks

not the glitter blood 💀💀

wait is it the kid from princess bride??

hold on

it's not they just look vaguely similar

why was that foot shot necessary 😟

this better go well fr

get yo dog bitch

oh come ON

why dont they turn on the lights 😟

these kids suck

good dog

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

what going on

jumpscare

is that it or

jumpscare again

ok they are destroying this house bro

dial it back man the house is in fucking shambles

death by stereo i love this kid

not the child :(

why is the main vampire being so weird bro just throw down stop hiding

YESSS VAMPIRE FIGHT

this is so stupid haha

OOOOOOO OK

there are dead bodies and blood all over their house

he isnt turning normal?

oh god what's happening

who is it

what's happening

NO NO

wait is it

is it the video guy

DAMN

REALLY

OKAY

interesting

that's actually a really good twist

there was some decent setup

hold on the lights just timed off in my room this is not okay

but this is a really well executed twist

i knew gpa knew what was up

this is a good movie

new comfort movie

new fave

why didnt grandpa warn them 💀

weird ass ending on their faces like that but ok overall 10/10 excellent only thing that would make it better would be if it was gay 🤷🏾‍♂️

watching the lost boys will be liveblogging once again

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Pinterest just gets me y’know?

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michael during this livestream >>>

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michaels part in “don’t stop”>>>>

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need more photos like these from him

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nothing just super fringe michael

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he is just going to be the death of me istg