#where Abby asks vanessa if shes here to arrest Mike

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Detective Ness

Let me add a bit to the rather common headcanon that Ness has a true crime podcast and sprinkle a bit of Abby in there.

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Imagine Ness one day recording a podcast while Mike is asleep and Abby listens to him cause she is bored but ends up being really invested. Ness had talked about all the great detectives he had loved as a kid and so on, and Abby, curious as always asks about them.

And Ness gets literally so excited to show her the old Sherlock Holmes books he had read as a kid and also some episodes of Columbo...which they ended up watching when Mike had woken up and joined them.

And... Abby's like: I wanna be a detective too... before she falls asleep besides them

And Ness just...plays detective with her from time to time after that? At first it's some small riddles he gives her but then they get more and more invested in this game; Ness deadass dressing up as one of those old fashioned police detectives and preparing a Sherlock Holmes like costume for Abby and she's kinda his sidekick/assistant? It'd be so cute!

Abby loves Ness' detective persona cause he's very good at acting it out. Mike enjoys it as well for... different reasons, cough cough.

Got the idea while watching Escape the night with MatPat in it and just had to think about sth where Ness dressed up like this

But also make it like cute and wholesome...and with Mike simping for this Ness lol.

I gotta write this...or someone write this for me? Haha